>But what about Faramir's dick? What if it was too small to satisfy Eowyn and she began an illicit sexual relationship with Eomer? These are the questions Tolkien doesn't address and that I wanted to explore, because real life isn't a fairy tale.
why does he always wear a hat, even indoors?
answer : the shame of the baldie
>>79430612
What would happen if I took off the hat?
>>79430905
it would be extremely shiny.
what would aragorn's tax policies differ from Denethor's? surely it would be lower now due to the war being over so they dont need to spend a fortune in milatary
>>79431145
I'd imagine they'd be higher since he launches military expeditions south and east while also rebuilding Arnor.
What was the tax situation on longbottom leaf lmao
>>79430568
this fat fuck may talk a good game when it comes to tax policy, but honestly there's no hint of it in any GoT book. Not one iota.
Just as he writes of Tolkien's work as "happily ever after" his own is more like "and everyone was miserable forever and fucked their sister."
>>79431642
>dude nation building lmao
fuck off globalist ctreddit shill
>>79431703
Sheeet :DD
NOBODY TAXES A DWARF!
>>79430568
Why would Eomer fuck Eowyn when he was busy fucking a prime dark meat princess?