I'll be meeting Tom Hardy in a couple months, what

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BANE?

mhmm

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>>79427164
That he should be very very careful now

>>79427164
>"If i pull that (nu-male facial hair) off, will you die?"

>>79427164
Ask him if he and Aiden have ever hung out post-TDKR

>>79427229
I doubt it. They shot for like a day together.

>>79427164
Tell him to take that fucking dress now

>>79427185
fpbp

>>79427164
You're a big guy.

Tell him to admit he's gay

>>79427209
Ah a Company Man

Mmmmhmhhm a pleasure to make your acquaintance mmmmhhmmmmmhm

Dress like CIA and ask him what the next step of his master plan is.

Tell him hes a big guy for you roflmao XD

>>79427164
Ask him if he'd ravage my boipussy like in my dreams

>>79427185
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>>79427264
Pffft get out grandpa
Gruntposting is the hot new meme around here

>>79427208
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>>79427269

Just bane memes mate

Ask him if Bane pays his taxes.

>>79427265
Hes admitted he fucked men before times where have you been

>>79427310
SOMEBODY

Ask him what Bane's tax policy would be and if he'd dress up as Bane next time he reads a bedtime story.

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>>79427164
Ask him why does he enjoy grunting and not wearing pants so much.

>>79427164
Ask him what it was like to play a dude who fucks his sister and whether or not he got off on it

TELL ME ABOUT FITZGERALD

WHY DID HE GRAB THE PELTS?

>>79427164
say nothing to him. Unzip his pants and suck his cock. It's what you will end up doing no matter what.

>>79427164
Mhmmmmm, I am in your mind gentlemen.

>>79427164
Be, very careful. Now.

>>79427164
Ask him what did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/y5X3gLwvrRI

>>79427341
Mmmmhmm. Be veery careful now, hmm.

>>79427500
Have you ever spent some time grunting and not wearing pants? Try it and you'll know.

>>79427164
You're not as big as I expected.

>>79427164
Look him dead in the eye and tell him: You will. Bring my father's belongings. Today.

>>79427164
If you're taller than him say "You're a small guy."

SHALOM AWTHAH

>>79427164
fuck me without a rubber

Mhmmmmm...hmmmmmmm...nootka...

Max?

>>79427164
hey bby wan sum fuk?

>>79430196
*blows dust*

>>79430245
*disembowels you*

>>79427217
>any facial hair is "nu-male"
Okay.

>>79427164

>hobble up to Tom in period dress and Tophat
>"hmmmmmm"
>"all the tea in China"
>*produce boiled egg and eat it whole in front of him*
>go to the foreshore of the bathroom
>costume change
>you are now a big guy
>go up to him and perfectly recite the prologue to TDKR

>>79427164
mhmmm

the powdah

>>79427164
"Hello Tom"

>you will never eat eggs on the beach with Hardy

Why even live bros?

>>79427164
"You have to think bigger, darling."

Youre a thicc guy

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Worked with Tom shooting Peaky Blinders

He actually comes across as a little autistic in real life.

DONT BANEPOST TO HIM
this is a warning, youll look like a fool if you do.
When i met him i had said Bane? and tjrned my head in the same way Aiden Gillen does
He scrunched his eyebrows together, pulled his head back and looked at me with confusion
Never felt more embarrased.

>>79430397
Because he had no line afterwards.
He was expecting you to go through the dialogue until he had a line you fucking autistic shit

>>79430397
liar

He's actually a big baneposter himself

>>79427164
Tell him fury road was the shit and everyone whining is just insecure and jaded and you really hope he's going to be in the next one. Then when he opens his mouth to reply interrupt him screaming WITNESS ME and run away and jump into traffic in front of him.

>>79430382
I remember reading somewhere that Charlize Theron was literally MAD at him when making Mad Max because he was displaying his autism disguised as "method acting".

>>79430397
>you're a big guy
All you had to say.

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>>79427164
Big guy?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38965921
Ask him to read you a bedtime story

>>79427164
Why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>79427209
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>>79430313

mhmm posting is better than Bane posting

>>79428926
This. I am mumbling, grunting and walking like him in my house and it's so comfy

>>79431250
carry a jar of wet cinnamon

rub it in your face on the bus and in line at the bank

I have something of great value to your message board

>>79432290
choose... your words, carefully, hmm

>>79431526
hhmmmmmhhhmmmm ni-ce i-dee mnheee

>>79431160
mhmmm

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Ey Bane? M'ask you sumtin man, if I take that off will you die? Things aint like what they used to be man, will you survive?