High have been my interest rates of late. But I feel a new

slightly better

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Who am I taxing?

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>>79421036
> tfw you've seen the fertilization, gestation, and now birth of this spicy new meme

>THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
>but what about the new horse tax I'm implementing? Tell them it will have to wait.

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>>79421036
Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear with news regarding the new immigration policy in Westfold. "Lathspell" I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.

Why didn't the eagles file tax returns?

>SHIRE... BAGGINS... TAX EVASION

Why didn't the Ents just go to the Middle-Earth Court of Justice and have Saruman charged with genocide?

>>79421099
>why should we come to the aid of those who bankrupted our kingdom?

The Fed? Where was the Fed when the Westfold fell? Where was the Fed when our enemies closed in around us!? Where was the Fe- No, my Lord Aragorn, we are alone.

>>79421173
Because Saruman was from Valinor and had diplomatic immunity.

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>>79421036
AND MY TAX

>The elves are trading derivatives at Derivendale again. I sense much credit has changed hands on this day.

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>>79421036
>"Why do we need to send gold to those greedy hooknosed dwarves? They never vote for us."

Why did Theoden resist calls to move the Rohanian embassy to Moria even though his daughter was married to one, was he racist?

>>79421301
nice

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>>79421313
>Derivendale
fuck me this is a hot new meme alright

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>>79421301

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>tfw you finally finish doing all your tax

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Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?

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>And as such I am only paid 78% of what a man earns. And although I contribute less tax to my King, I do still demand the burden of my abortions be funded by the men who outearn me.

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>>79421301
kek, have an Orc from the menu

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No, thank you. We don't want any more tax collectors, accountants, or TV license inspectors!

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>>79421355
>little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles
is this fat fuck serious?

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>>79421373

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>NOW FOR RATES
>NOW FOR ATM
>AND ACCOUNT OVERDRAWN

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>>79421301

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>the rule of Gondor's economy is MINE, and NO OTHERS

>tfw there is actually some validity to this meme
If the dwarfs are taking aid and resources without ever contributing, and are constantly shit-talking your kingdom then are you really gonna unite with them to fight Sauron?
Fuck no, strike a deal with Sauron to leave them be and in return co-habit middle-earth

This is the thing, Sauron is such a cartoonish bad-guy that there's no concept of compromise or a peaceful solution

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Even the smallest shekel can change the course of the amortisation.

Treebeard: "Many of these sub prime mortgages were my assets. Packaged financial products I had known from the 90s since Clinton's sweeping deregulations of financial markets."

Pippin: "I'm sorry, Treebeard."


Treebeard: "They had insurers of their own."

Treebeard: "Saruman! An investment banker should know better!"

[Treebeard's leaves ruffle in anger.]

>>79421355
Sunset found her squatting etc.

>>79421501
>dude some poorfag members don't contribute to NATO so let's ally with ISIS to defeat our allies lmao

t. king cuck

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>this thread

>>79421501
In ROTK EE, Sauron sends out the Mouth as a peaceful negotiator and they just behead him

Who was the villain again?

Can someone explain me this meme? I want to be part of the kool kidz klub

>>79421355
>>79421567

>>79421540
>comparing sauron to isis
holy shit, the brainwashing is real
Mordor isn't under-siege from some terrorists. Neither are any of the kingdoms
Mordor is a country of their own right, so it's legitimate warfare. And Sauron doesn't behead women for showing skin

>>79421562
I completely forgot about that. God the good guys are shitty

>>79421562
>absolute submission to me is 'peaceful negotiating'

>>79421567
Almost 3 years ago R R Martin said a thing.
https://www.tolkiensociety.org/2014/04/grrm-asks-what-was-aragorns-tax-policy/

No idea why it's a meme now. Maybe because it's tax season?

>>79421501
How much Gold did the Dwarves have hoarded up in the Lonely Mountain? I wonder what effect it being removed from the market by Smaug for decades and then brought back had on the global economy.

>>79421567
It's literally from this >>79421355

GRRM's push for "realism" in Tolkien's universe, but the meme is that ASOIAF is just as unrealistic as LOTR. For instance the loans to the iron bank from the crown are only touched upon, and the tax policy of the Seven Kingdoms is not mentioned fucking once.calle

>>79421601
>No idea why it's a meme now
There's a group of about 10 shitposters who know each other outside of 4chan (over skype or some shit) who shitpost to aggressively force memes

>>79421579
>>79421601
>>79421617
Thank you, anons.

>>79421606
Not even joking, that's actually ridiculous to consider.
The amount of gold in there was easily worth more than the River-lands entire net-worth.

Nevermind the initial financial collapse that would have been caused when Smaug first inhabited it

>>79421617
Taxes aren't really mentioned because during times of war, revenue comes mostly from raiding and pillaging.

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Public spending has awoken, it’s heard its master's call.

>>79421301

Top lel

>>79421651
Does Dwarf gold even matter, it's not like they'd go spend it big time, no?

>>79421592
>absolute submission
Where did the Mouth say this?

They aggressively beheaded him before he could even list any of Sauron's demands

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>>79421052
Underrated as fuck

Your time will come. You will face the same minimum wage, and you will defeat it.

>>79421301

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What about their legs? We can claim them as a deduction, they don't need those

>>79421355
This is why I think this fat sack of shit is a hack.

>>79421617
>ASOIAF is just as unrealistic as LOTR
Yeah, Tolkien is unrealistic in an idealistic sense while Martin in a cynical sense.
One scene that stood out to me was when the Ironborn invade a land, and the Noble shuts the doors of his castle before they arrive, but doesn't let ANY of his subjects in, leaving them all to get killed and raped.
Why the fuck would anyone do that? If all your subjects are dead you lose your entire source of revenue and food. The whole POINT of castles is that they're fortresses designed to house many people precisely for this kind of situation.

>>79421652
What taxes did the Reach provide to the Crown after the Red Wedding effectively ended the war? Do the North still pay taxes under the Boltons? Will they again after the Stark's have retaken Winterfell.

No one fucking cares is the answer, because complex economic policy has no place in fantasy fiction, and will very quickly bore the reader. I'm not saying there shouldn't be some semblance of "realism" in the story to make it more grounded and relatable, but GRRM is a filthy hypocrite for criticising Tolkien's fiction as unrealistic.

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>My banks' sufferin', we ain't had nothing but tax hikes for three stinkin' days!

>>79421672
Trickle-down economics bro. The dwarves need people to shine their shoes, mop their halls, cook their food
Plus, based on Gimli, I'm sure there would have been quite the desire for human poon. And we've never even seen a female dwarf, so the prostitution market probably boomed

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>>79421301
That still only counts as one dependent!

>>79421652
Except that's wrong. Looting was at most a system of reward for soldiers that was a bonus on top of their regular pay.

>>79421734
>The whole POINT of castles is that they're fortresses designed to house many people precisely for this kind of situation.

umm sweetie, everyone has the right to enter your fortress. build relationships not barriers. :) get used to it. k? k.

>>79421760
Did Saruman or Sauron actually pay their orcs?

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>>79421151

>>79421734
based edmure let all his peasants into the castle when tywin was coming
and his sister thought he was stupid for doing it

>>79421754
>but GRRM is a filthy hypocrite for criticising Tolkien's fiction as unrealistic.
this is true
but that doesn't mean that his criticism is baseless, Tolkien's world is very childish in conception

>>79421619
I believe it. This isn't very funny but I guess it's easy so whatever.

>>79421592
Your initial offer is always higher than you expect to finish with.

Sauron opened with the complete submission deal, but he clearly would have haggled down to something more reasonable.

>>79421775
THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS MY TAX LODGED IN HIS NAME

>>79421793
They're paid in stocks and investment bonds that they can cash out when the war's over

>>79421793
Hot-pockets

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>>79421301

Can anyone here explain this new meme?

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>>79421658
>Not with 10 000 lobbyists could you do this, it is folly

>>79421760
LOOKS LIKE NEET'S ARE BACK ON THE NON DEDUCTIBLES ON THIS TAX FORM

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>It reads 'The Doors of Durin — Lord of Moria. Pay the toll, and enter

>>79421842
George RR Martin criticised Tolkien by literally asking "what was Aragorn's tax policy?" (as King)

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>gets crowned king
>starts talking about his tax plans out of nowhere

was it autism?

>>79421842
Go here >>79421617

>>79421833
They're obliged to reinvest a substantial part of their income back into war bonds during wartime but they get a 3% discount for every 1 gold spent

>>79421803
You might have a point, as LOTR is the classic tale of good vs evil, and the uplifting and inspiring tale of the four diminutive hobbits that manage to save their land against incredible odds and challenges. It's magic is in the characters and the eventual victory brought by said hobbits.

Nonetheless I the meme is more directed at the fact that it is GRRM delivering the criticism, not the criticism itself.

>>79421842
>GRRM thinks Tolkien is shit because he doesn't go into "Aragorn's tax policy"
>even /tv/ is smart enough to realise that overdetail on the political background of fantasy worlds is autistic and boring (see: Star Wars Prequels)
>mockery ensues

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>Oh wise and majestic Smaug, I implore you as a Chartered Accountant to liquidate 30% of your luxury jewels and re-invest them in capital producing businesses. Inflation is slowly eroding the value of your majesties gold and precious stones, you would be wise to speak to a merchant elf about diversifying your current holdings, perhaps establishing a joint venture with the mining orcs who mine themselves from goo or someshit.

>>79421955
Fucking kek

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>welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins. Have you paid the toll fee?

>>79421036
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

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Build me a portfolio worthy of Mordor

>>79421301
Touche!

Terry Pratchett was by far the superior "what if fantasy worlds were supposed to work properly" guy

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His treachery runs deeper than you know. By space-vampire craft, Sarumann has crossed Yuros with ragheads. He's breeding an army in the ghettos of Paris, London, Berlin. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Sarumann is coming for the Cross.

>>79421313
the more I scroll down, the more glorious this thread gets.

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>Bull on Bitcoin, my Lord

One currency to rule them all
One currency to bind them
One currency to bring them all
And in the Eurozone bind them

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>>79422024

>>79422017
and then there's this guy who missed the joke entirely

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>One does not simply walk into a financial adviser's office without holding the appropriate financial assets required to deliver a greater return on investment

>>79422029
>in Belgium where the bankers lie

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>>79421984
You cheeky devil

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>mfw this meme blends lotr comedy and economics which makes it funny to about 1% of humanity

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The old world will burn in the fires of jewry. Suburbs will fall. A (((new order))) will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the fag and the raghead and the autistic screeching of the left.

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>>79421775
One does not simply claim dependents

>>79422029
Nice. Nice

>>79421301
You're the best guy on /tv/

>>79421036
How does the elvish economy work? Do they have actual jobs and stuff?

>>79422083
>>>/pol/

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>>79422076
>mfw I am one of those people
>mfw I don't know anyone else irl like that that wouldn't be a fucking spaz

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>I will take the ring to have its depreciation calculated

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That shiny shirt, that's my deduction!!

>>79422112
Sort of a Hippy commune maybe? Though they also have all powerful Monarchs, and an effective military system.

>>79421802
Catelyn is a fucking bitch to lowborn people. Jon Snow is LITERALLY the only person who genuinely cares about the lowborn with no political agenda behind.

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>Late. . . is the hour in which this market manipulator arrives, altruist I name him! Ill appreciation is an ill guest!

>>79422142
It's going to the great goy, along with EVERYTHING else!

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Tax evaders. Reflationists. You would call upon them to write the budget? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one.

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Sing me a song anon

>>79422017
you were close

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>we cannot achieve double taxation through strength of S-Corporations

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>The Balrog implements a 20% flat tax on all beings earning one gold coin a year.

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>I would have assisted you with sound financial advice to the end

>>79422112
>Can't die for like 1000 years
>No healthcare required
>Supremely intelligent
>All they need are farms for food
>With enough time they could build huge infrastructure with minimal effort given their extensive lives

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>I'm gonna bleed you like a bear market

>>79422208
My agent . . . my taxmaster . . . my finance minister . . .

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>>79422208
>You would have had a conflict of interest like all of us! Advising him to invest with banks that provide you with referral fees that do not offer the highest interest rates for a saver!

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>>79421651
>>79421672

The amount of gold mined in the entirety of human history would only form a cube of about 20m on each side. The quantities of gold in Smaug's lair exceed that many times over (and are way, way beyond medieval quantities of gold, which were less than a tenth of what we have today). I'd say that the sheer quantity of gold in Middle Earth means it must have a much lower value than in our reality, though equally Smaug withdrawing such a large amount of it from circulation was probably the cause of a monetary squeeze which put the Dwarves and Laketown into a long period of economic depression, and the release of all the gold back onto the market after his death (though it would have heavily impacted gold prices) must have provided a large spending boost and generated the growth and prosperity that followed his demise.

Potential good meme we have here

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Was Gandalf a fiduciary or a stockbroker?

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>Invest it, spend it, stick it in the bank

>>79422321
Financial advisor

>A financial advisor is never wrong. His investments decrease precisely as you were forewarned they could but should not.

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>Mfw don't know anything about finances so xant take part in this meem

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ABANDON YOUR HOLDINGS!
SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

My Lord! The unfairly traded foreign subsidized and produced Eisengard steel is flooding the Gondor market! We must impose retaliatory trade measures!

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Saruman is the ideal businessman any economy strives for.

He built a massive industrial complex and took in tens of thousands of unemployed orcs to work in it. With a master's stroke, Saruman introduced mass production of goods thus improving the quality of life in Middle-Earth. He also significantly lowered the rates of unemployment among orc minorities thus lowering crime rates in orc hoods. And he also single-handedly enriched the government by paying huge sums in taxes.


Why is he a bad guy again?

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>IRS Auditors: Give up your profit marigins she-elf!
>Arwen: If you want them, come and claim them!

>>79422377
t. Saudi Arabia

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ARISE! ARISE TAXES OF THEODEN!
SPEARS SHALL BE INCOME
SHIELDS SHALL BE PAYROLL
A SORE DAY, A JEW DAY
'ERE THE INFLATION RISES!

DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!

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>THE BEACONS ARE LIT, THE BEACONS ARE LIT, Gondor calls for emergency financial aid

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>FOOL OF A DAY TRADER

>>79422336
>>79422359
top keks

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>>79421301

>>79421355
reminder that tolkien is a war veteran while this swinger fat cuck is a degenerate hooker fucker with STD filled micro dick

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>>79422398
>A SORE DAY, A JEW DAY

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The market won't give! Nothing can crash it!

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Dump the low cap tech in a /biz/ gen
Pound them up with retarded cuck buyers
And when you're finished if they're +50%
Send them back to the trading floor

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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>>79422400
Heh

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AND HERES MARGOT ROBBIE IN A BUBBLE BATH TO EXPLAIN TO YOU ARAGORN'S TAX POLICY

>>79422430
(((They))) will breach it

>>79422377
The externalities caused by his industrial activity angered the peaceful inhabitants of Fangorn, causing them to go to war. He should have taken that into consideration.

>>79422415
>tolkien is a war veteran

Tolkien spent practically all his time in the army malingering or doing soft garrison duty in England.

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>>79422399
>So much debt. What can men do against such reckless spending?
>Bail out. Bail out and save them.
>For QE1.
>For QE2.
>Yes... YES

>>79422430
dubs will crash

>>79422076
It also mocks GRRM which makes it all the more sweet.

>>79421775
God, I hate these composite shots. That's one of the reasons Fellowship is better than the others, by using less of that technique.

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>For FairTax.

>>79422458
He was at the worst battle in the history of humanity, the Somme

>>79422448
BRING UP THE MARTIN WOLFF'S HEAD

>>79422458
he fought in the Somme

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>the age of the gold standard is over
>the time of the fiat currency has come

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>>79421036
>We must have free trade and a central private bank with full control of our money supply, your lordship.

>>79422216
Do the elves have perfect birth control? Or are they just really infertile? You'd think they'd compose most of Middle-Earth's population by now.

>>79422114
bait

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Yeah! Why can't we have some superannuation?

>>79422498
They just don't breed much.

>>79422458
>this cuck wouldn't dare say to a single living veteran that their service didn't count because it wasn't COD: Modern Warfare 2 enough

into the trash he goes

>>79422377
>took in tens of thousands of unemployed orcs to work in it
But he's the one who created most of those orcs in the first place.

>>79422398
>>79422460
Lmao

>>79422516
>Immortal
>Don't have much sex
What a waste

>>79422458
>The Somme
>English marching straight into German machine guns for days
>"soft garrison duty"

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Can some one give me a basic gestalt here? I'm fucking lost.

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>oh, investment managers
>four of you!
>what are you doing this far from Wall Street?

>my name is Mr. Goldberg
>our business portfolios are our own

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they have a globalist

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>GRRM will never finish his books so his legacy will be a meme about taxes

What went right?

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>>79422484
Nice.

>>79422563
George RR Martin has a quibble about LotR because it doesn't go into detail about the workings of the societies, namely taxes

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>>79422460

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>Where are the loans and the tax breaks
>Where is the market that was growing
>They are crashed; like rains on the mountain, like a plane in the tower
>The currencies have gone down in the west; behind the banks, into inflation
>How did it come to this

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What about second bailout?

>>79422489
>Yes, the Mithril standard gives us no control over our monetary policy! How will we prevent inflation?!
>I suppose through an expansionary fiscal policy!

>>79422583
he's a cuck and a feminist

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>Taxation is theft

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>>79422595

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>>79422595

Fucking kill me

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>PIPPIN: I didn't think we would go bankrupt this way this way.
>GANDALF: Bankrupt? No, the business doesn't end here. Debt is just another path, one that we all must take. The lucarative surplus of this business rolls back, and all turns to empty bank accounts, and then you see it.
>PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
>GANDALF: A Jew, offering a loan at what he insists is a reasonable interest rate
>PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad if we are to restart our business with competent financial planning
>GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.

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FOR THE LAST TIME... A government dominated economy can ONLY work in a homogenous Elvish city state, NOT an empire crawling with Orcs, Trolls, and filthy Nazgul!

>>79422595
Nice

>>79422377
I don't know if you're joking or not but that's precisely what he did in the Shire. Except he used sweatshop conditions and polluted the environment. Tolkien wrote Saruman as the Forces of Industrialisation destroying his bucolic agrarian ideal of the English countryside.

>>79422563
Just read this >>79421617

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>>79422595
Top notch.

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>Not idly do the banks of Gondor fall

>>79422631
But Sauron likely had an Emissions Trading Scheme and an Industry watch-dog to cap the pollution.

He wasn't a moron

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Someone should write a libertarian fantasy series

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>>79422595

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>>79422620

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The world is changed, a new order is rising. Who now has the strength to stand between Sauron and Saruman, and the union of the legislative, executive and judicial branches of government?

>>79422595
Oh fucking hell, I lost it so hard

>>79422588
>>79422642
Thanks.

>>79422595
HAHAHAHA

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>>79422595

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>>79422595

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>After the War of the Ring, Sam became Mayor of the Shire and was re-elected seven times

What the hell was HIS tax policy?

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Why didn't the eagles fly to Mordor at the start and claim the journey as a business expense?

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Are LotR threads the absolute pinnacle of /tv/?

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>What did you see?
>I saw Bank of Shire unable to process all the withdrawals of the Hobbits, they had to close the branch until next week.
>TELL NOONE WHAT YOU SAW, SPEAK OF THIS TO NOONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? FOOL.

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>>79422732

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>A red sun rises...
>Taxes were not collected last night.

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>their portfolio is weak...in the 401K...and in their real estate holdings

>>79422296
Fucking kek

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"Reccesion? I thought those were dead!"
"Dead? No, no, you cannot kill them!"

>>79422741
What is our endgame?

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>>79422345

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>An investment banker of Israel

>>79422631
No Tolkien hated allegories in every form or shape

>>79422790
More LotR threads

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You can listen to this goy, but I promise you this: If we succeed, all will share in the wealth of Palestine. You will have enough shekels to rebuild Solomon's Temple ten times over!

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>Now... where to begin?
>Ah yes!
>Concerning...
>... Jews.

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I dreamed I saw a great market crash climbing over green lands and above the hills. I stood upon the brink. It was utterly dark in the overdraft before my feet. A kike shone behind me, but I could not turn. I could only stand there, waiting.

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>go back to the abyss, fall into the marxian economist thought that awaits you and your master
>do you not know the exploitation of the oppressed when you see old man? THIS IS THE POWER OF LABOR
>You have failed! The power of individuals will fall! The Austrian School is nothing!

>>79422662
All libertarian books are fantasies

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>It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for the root of all evil in the world

>It's the nose

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>Well this is a thing unheard of, a goyim will invest when a Jew dare not.

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We have only to remove those who oppose us.

>>79422844
/tg/ would be proud

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>“You cannot tax"
>"I am a servant of the Secret Bitcoin, wielder of an offshore account."
>"You cannot tax."
>"The tax code will not avail you, drone of the IRS. Go back to the Shadow!"
>"YOU SHALL NOT TAX!"

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I speak to the Rabbi of the men of Bank Hapoalim. Will you see the Herfindahl-Hirschman index fulfilled? Will you share in the great wealth of our people?

>>79422662
haven't you seen mad max?

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>the /pol/tards attempting to derail this thread with their "humor" and redpills

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"They have taken Greece and others in Europe. We have fair trade agreements but cannot hold them for long. The people moan, ebay... ebay gets more pricey. We cannot get out of the single currency. A default in payments lurks in the dark. We can not get out... debt is coming."

>>79422901

>thinking you can keep the topics of banking/economics separate from jewry

>>79422662
Somebody already did, although it's only one book, even if it's really long >>79421984

>>79422710
Lower taxes on sales of potatoes and coneys.

>>79422901
serious question: why dont you fuck back off to reddit or tumblr or whatever?

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>>79422879
>"Cash out you fools!"

>>79422927
Those posts are funny, it's the ones that have nothing to do with taxes or finance that are shitty.

>>79422901
It's ironic because Tolkien was nowhere near antisemitic. He saw the dwarves as the jews of his setting; a displaced people making themselves and their skills useful in various societies, adapting to the customs and language of the locals, using their own tongue only amongst themselves. He admired it if anything. The greedy trait stems from the dwarves of norse mythology who had a thing for hoarding gold - a greed that once had a dwarf named Fafnir transformed into a great serpent, the basis for Smaug the dragon.

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*Outlines the Bank of Minas Tirith's growth projections for this quarter following Gondexit in Elvish*

>>79422919
Heh.

>>79422595
Audibe kek

>>79422458
He fought the most disastrous battle in WW1 you fucking fag. He even mentions waking up to find his bad drowning in water, shit, and amputated hands and legs.

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>My friends... you audit for no one...

>>79422901
This. I like to shit on the Jews as much as the next guy, but this thread suddenly went from amusing tax related jokes to randomly substituting "Israel" or "goyim" or whatever in for other words.

>>79422844
Underrated

Can someone catch me up on interest rate posting?

>>79422620
>>79422595
>>79422879

keking hard desu senpai

>>79421036
Where did Sauron get his revenue from? How did pay for his armies and weapons? And where did he get the food needed to maintain them? Mordor is a desolate wasteland.

This meme has no longevity. It's running out of steam already. Probably about 5-6 more threads.

>>79422741
Hell Ja.

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>this thread

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>A wall is a waste of taxpayer funds! It will not keep Orcs out!

>>79423108
Nvm

>>79422879
>>79422958

I am fucking dead/

>>79421501
the irony of the matter is that Sauron has the best claim on Middle Earth. The Noldor and Numenoreans are invaders.

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Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell stocks awake, fire and slaughter!
Markets shall be shaken, economies splintered,
a Thurs-day, a black day, ere the market opens!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to the NYSE!

>>79423074
>A meme concerning tax policies, IRS, financial markets, BANKS
>in 4chan
>gets surprised when Jews are mentioned


Are you baiting anon or are you truly that stupid?

>>79421052
lel

I'm liking this new meme

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>>79422207
>"it's a Loan Shark of the First Age, Freeloaders Bane has come to exact the rent"

>>79423241
I'm not surprised, I'm saying that it's being done with wit or subtlety by anons who probably don't understand enough about tax and related matters to make more clever jokes.

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>how can quantitative easing solve our problems?
>what sort of inflation can reduce interest rates?

>>79423137

This can (and likely will) be done for any series. Harry Potter alone will last us weeks, if not months.

>>79422957
/pol/ is the containment chamber, 4chan was left wing before /new/ existed because bust was in office and 4chan is just contrarian. Why don't you go back to /pol/?

There are three fucking Lotr tax threads on the first page currently.

Fuck all of you.

>>79423241
>missing the point this fucking hard

Try reading the post again, peanut brain.

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>>79421619
>There's a group of about 10 shitposters who know each other outside of 4chan (over skype or some shit) who shitpost to aggressively force memes

>>79423137
>>79423310

All I'm saying is don't invest too heavily in this meme. It's a bubble, and gonna pop real soon. Invest in frogs.

>>79423074
Hola, JIDF.

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>>79423341
once /tv/ smells blood, there's no stopping it.

fa/tv/irgins are the supreme memen of 4chan.

>>79423377
Why was Sauron a trap?

>We were supposed to have reached a stage of civilization in which it might still be necessary to execute a criminal, but not to gloat, or to hang his wife and child by him while the orc-crowd hooted. The destruction of Germany, be it 100 times merited, is one of the most appalling world-catastrophes. Well, well,—you and I can do nothing about it. And that [should] be a measure of the amount of guilt that can justly be assumed to attach to any member of a country who is not a member of its actual Government. Well the first War of the Machines seems to be drawing to its final inconclusive chapter—leaving, alas, everyone the poorer, many bereaved or maimed and millions dead, and only one thing triumphant: the Machines.

Wait, who were the machines? What DID he mean by this?

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>>79423321
Trump is your president and nationalism is spreading

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>>79421301

>>79422662
that's amazing and basically sums up why im not a libertarian

>>79421619
Memetic Coalitionists are nothing new

>>79422710
>non-anonymous elections
>taxes only for people that didn't vote for him
Sam was a political genius

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>>79421052

>mfw there are at least 25 threads about tax policies
>some anons took it far to Star Wars too
>mfw taxposting is becoming a thing
>mfw I witnessed the rise of a new meme and have actively contributed to its growth
>mfw the meme will eventually make it to Reddit and I'll look down on normies using this meme

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>>79421301

>>79421355

>there are people that actually read this fatasses schlock

I couldn't make it through Book 1. Was expecting at least Dragonlance/War of the Lance tier fantasy.....ended up with wheel of death bullshit.

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>>79421301
check em

>>79421601

It's a meme because he's a shit writer of a shit series trying to denigrate the whole reason the genre is still valid. Fuck you.

>>79423778
Damn near.

Well, this is how you do it. Check 'em

Best /tv/ meme in a year probably, keep it up.

>>79423778
>>79423850
These fuckin' newfags

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>>79421151

>>79422901
Banking is inherently jewish. You cannot separate the two. Goldman Sachs managed to scam Greece into the EU.

>>79421301
TOP KEK

>>79423131
Dictatorship, Idol worship, secret police, promises of prosperity through conquest.

>>79423954
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_banks

Actually you couldn't be further from the truth

>tax posting

Can someone file me a quick tax return on this meme???

>>79424114
>Have a monopoly on usury for centuries
>Hurr Jews somehow lost control of banking

Must've been some real industrious goys out there to out-capital the Hebrews who had had centuries of capital and expertise

>>79424170
Read the thread you spoonfeed enabling retard.

>>79424170
Sure. Aragorn:
>In contact with the Elves in Valinor
>Saruman kneels to him
>Defeated the armies of Sauron
>Is over 80 but still looks 30
>Is sought after by every eligible woman
>Is a talented singer and orator
>Was best mates with Frodo and Gandalf
>Had the tightest tax-policy in middle earth history leading to economic boom

>>79422569

lloool
>10/10 read in his voice

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>sam:"that fellow has been doing nothing but staring at us since we arrived"
>frodo:"excuse me! that man in the corner, who is he?"
>bartender:"he's one of them wall street men, dangerous folk they are, what's his real name i've never heard, but between the feds he is known as The Evader"

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>>79422595

>>79423321
>being this delusional

>>79421857
>my friends, you publish your taxes to no one

>>79422489
kek

>>79422460
jesus kek

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>They are the IRS,drawn to the power of the tax. >They will never stop hunting you.

>>79424464
Sam looks just like me come April. We need to put a big merchant nose sticking out of that hood

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>>79423321
8 years if I get dubs

>>79424114
Who owns the banks? Who are on the boards and in key positions. Not even /pol/.

Usury, embezzlement and undermining states is the reason jews have been kicked out of almost every european country throughout history
Not "jealousy" or irrational anti-semitism. It's like getting banned from every bar and night club in town for shitty behavior and bemoaning anti-anonism.

>>79424483
redditcancer BTFO

>>79421036
is this some new forced meme? should I go ask in /r/outoftheloop?

>>79424489
antijewism

Just doesn't have the same ring to it

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>>79424502
heh, that was just a distraction. check em again

>>79424489
wait a minute are you telling me that accepting a foreign population with a vastly different culture and no motive to work towards your national interest, then bestowing them an absurd amount of power is a bad idea?

>>79424531
>bestowing

>>79424531
RAAAAAACIST

>show me your tax return horse fucker and i'll show you mine

>>79421301
simple, but effective

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>PAY YOU FOOLS...

>>79424596
kek

>>79424596
lmao

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>I will be dead before I see my credit score lower than an elf!

>>79424601
>>79424609
samefag

>>79424635
>within a minute
nufag

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>>79422901

>MY BUSINESS IS WITH ISENGARD TONIGHT, WITH ROCK AND LOAN

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>The securities were made in the fires of JP Morgan and only there can can they be unmade. They must be taken deep into Wall Street and cast back into firey chasm from whence they came.

>>79421562
He also commented on how Frodo died a terribly painful death at his master's hands.

>>79424635
how new are you?

>>79424656
>wat is proxy

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I do not ask your pardon master Elrond for the black ink of the IRS may yet be seen in every corner of the west. The taxes are all together evil.

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>*sniff*

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Give Gondor the debt. Let us use it to make more debt!

>>79424884
Was Boromir of the IMF?