Why didn't Sauron have a gate or door covering the

>>79409458
Because he was so arrogant he couldn't possibly conceive of a scenario where somebody would want to destroy the One RIng

>>79409458
It's called Mordor

I don't have a door on my toilet when I have a 5 acre lot with 4 dogs on the patrol with spooky spiders in the bushes

What was Sauron's tax policy?

>>79409514

This is the correct answer.

>>79409458
Sauron should have destroyed mount doom altogether. He's got serious power, and you're telling me with all that magic he can't destroy a mountain?

>>79409603
tax and spend democrat, he had some serious infrastructure projects for the Plains of Gorgoroth

If the ring was so powerful then why did a puny human wreck giant sauron so easily?

Sauron had an inefficient tax system, so he didn't have enough in the treasury for a door to mount doom.

>>79409458
As if someone would simply walk into Mordor.

>>79409458
maybe because it was on a fucking active volcano!
One time I spent hours building a sand castle on the beach. imagine my surprise when the tide came in

>>79409458
The ring wanted to be destroyed.

Did Sauron have a physical body during LotR? Or did he need the ring returned to regain his true form?

>>79412161
Ring was so powerful that it has its own will. And just abandoned Sauron.

>>79410911
Mount Doom is his crafts shop.

What was the rings tax policy?

>>79409458

you want to make the largest pressure cooker bomb the world except Boston has ever seen?

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>>79409514

Guess we're going to need an unnecessary prequel that goes into detail about how the designer of Mount Doom intentionally put a flaw in there so hobbits could exploit it later.

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Why didn't the eagles just grab the ring and threw it from the air into Mount Doom's crater?

>>79414843
They should do a trilogy about how the Nazgul were corrupted by the rings of power, make it like the star wars prequels with darth vader, except Nazgul.