red pill me on the prequel trilogy and why it's better

the lightsaber fights in the originals are slow and clunky

they're really fast and intense in the prequels

also there's more at stake

Because it's like poetry.

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better memes

more planets and aliens
doesn't matter if it all looks like crap because it's still more planets than the original trilogy

>>79401974
It's so dense; every single image has so many things going on.

>>79401974
>Most badass bounty hunter defeated by a blind man bumping into him
>Most powerful Sith lord defeated by being picked up and tossed into a pit
>Flagship of the Imperial fleet destroyed by A Wings
>Imperial fleet gives up for no reason
>An entire legion of Palpatine's best troops defeated by teddy bears with rocks

They're better than Return of the Jedi at least.

I like the guy who plays Palpatine. He makes my daddy chaser dick tingle.

>>79402202
what did he mean by this

>>79402276
I meant that I've fantasized about sucking Palpatine cock.

>>79402358
but his head is probably wrinklier than his other one

>>79401974
Dinosaurs errywhere!

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>>79401974
It is unironically akin to a symphonic movement, with repeating stanzas, motifs, themes etc.

This combined with the OT creates poetry.

>>79401974
It actually had its own ideas, even if they were terrible, instead of just rehashing old stuff.

>>79402466
So this is how democracy dies; with thunderous applause

cool tricks

>>79402761
t. rump