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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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le im going to science the shit out of this xD

intersteller>memetian
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>>79400678
The Martian didn't have a shitty ending about muh love transcends time.
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>>79400918
Man has a fucking point.
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>>79400678
The martian was american propaganda we wuz pioneers and shit. There is no tension, sense of immensity nor the slight impression he's actually on another fucking planet. There are just shit humour and Matt Damon mac gyvering his way out. Please
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>>79400918
That's true or fundamentally not understand how a black hole actually works.
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>>79400918
Love does transcend time, though. You're not one of those people who goes to movies alone, are you?
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Critics prefer something basic but fulfilling than something ambitious but half-baked.
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>>79400897

le actually fun movie > mediocre, overhyped movie

Maybe if you watched Martian with friends in cinema you would understand that
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>they're both certified fresh
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>>79401007
o-of course not, pff
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>>79400979
This.
I was never afraid for Damon. There was no tension.
But after crazy wave planet, I knew most bets were off
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Insterstellar was far more ambitious in scope and thus more vulnerable as a project. The Martian is a safe, play-it-by-the-books adaptation following basically the same formula as any recent marvel production.
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>>79401052
nice projection faggo

>le actually fun movie

yeah nah. they both suck but interstellar had cool space scenes and a soundtrack. martian had had what.....shit potatoes and reddit humor?

I'll pass k thanks bye
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>>79401052

>le

trash opinion you have to compensate with by implying you have friends, which is pathetic.
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>>79400918
>literal autists think they know how love works at all
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The Martian was a bunch of lame bullshit for nerds who post "I fucking love science!" memes.
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Solaris got a 96%

How isn't that shit perfection?
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The "hahaha" OP is probably my least favorite meme in the past 5 years or so.

Zero effort, yet it always gets replies. A sad state of affairs for the site.
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>>79400678
71% actually feels about perfect for Interstellar
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The martian was a nice flick but interstellar is a masterpiece
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>>79400678
The Martian was fucking dreadful
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>>79401268
>He thinks love transcend time and space
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>>79401213
>nice projection faggo

It's called assuming things based on provided facts, if you stopped using buzzwords exclusively you would know. Actual projecting you can see in other person that replied.

And I'm fairly confident in my assumption, you haven't seen Martian with friends at cinema, you haven't discussed it with them right after the movie. And you think it sucks because it's popular and has 'le reddit humor xddd' or something like that.

But feel free prove me wrong, have you seen it in cinema?

>>79401233

>doesn't see I'm using 'le' ironically
>projects his own shitty life on literally complete random person he knows nothing about, other than that he enjoyed Martian more than Interstellar. Yet this is, somehow, grounds to come to conclussion said person has no friends.

A prime example of subhuman, you are. FYI, I have more friends than I have time to spend on them. It's actually pretty tiring, I just want to watch movies and people paster me to go out with them too often...
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I was so bored of the Martian that I turned it off in the first 30 minutes.
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>>79401448

>Didn't get hugged enough as a kid
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>>79401483
> assuming things based on provided facts

what facts do you have about me you autistic retard?

Yeah I saw it with 2 friends at the movie theatres. It was trash then and it's trash now.

Anything else? ;)
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>>79400678
The Martian is a much better film than Interstellar. But they're both about 40% too high in their scores
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>make a movie almost exclusively about a man dealing with the pain of isolation on an alien planet years away from home
>don't have him progress as a character in any way except he has a shitty beard for 5 seconds and gets a little skinny at the end
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>>79401287
Not really, there were a few light-hearted jokes thrown in, but since your entire "life" and "personality" is the repetition of canned phrases called memes, you vastly overestimate the importance of said jokes. While most people hear some momentary comic relief and almost immediately move on with their thoughts, you see your routine daily behavior -- hence this post. Feel free to come back and thank me if you ever recover from such a pitiful mental state.
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>>79400991
do you think people care about how black holes work?
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>>79401483
>A prime example of subhuman, you are. FYI, I have more friends than I have time to spend on them. It's actually pretty tiring, I just want to watch movies and people paster me to go out with them too often...

If that triggered you so much that you have to keep going on about the friends no one cares about then I'm suspicious as to how many you actually have.
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>>79400991
>understand how a black hole works

Enlighten everyone you dunning kruger neckbeard
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>>79401543

Fact that you are meme-spouting idiot incapable of forming any sensible arguments without resorting to buzzwords and who only hates the movie because it's popular.

Your second post also provided me with information you are insecure enough to lie on an Anonymous image board. Ouch.
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>>79401594

>few light-hearted jokes are it's saving grace

So these are the type of people who think of themselves as "decent human beings".
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>>79401594
I wasn't even talking about the jokes, I just meant that it's a flat, boring movie with no emotional oomph. Rationalism has it's place, inspiring a rapturous cinematic experience isn't one of them.

Kubrick understood this
>"There's a side to the human personality that somehow senses that wherever the cosmic truth may lie, it doesn't lie in A, B, C, D. It lies somewhere in the mysterious, unknowable aspects of human thought and life experience. Man has always responded to it. Religion, mythology, allegories - it's always been one of the most responsive chords in man. With rationalism, modern man has tried to eliminate it, and successfully dealt some pretty jarring blows to religion. In a sense what's happening now with films and popular music is a reaction to the stifling limitations of rationalism."
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>>79401680
My point is that you exponentially inflate the importance of the silly jokes in the movie because repeating silly jokes is your entire life. People who don't like memes in the first place don't have the perspective to understand your ridiculous "criticisms."
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>>79401664
> who only hates the movie because it's popular.

i didn't like it because i thought it was bad compared to interstellar which is the point of the thread.

>you are insecure enough to lie on an Anonymous image board.

yeah man, i'm lying you got me. hehehe! Why are you defending the movie so much? Does it hold a special place in your heart? awww ;)
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>>79401628

I was triggered by your existence, not by what you have said. By the fact I have to share this place with a trash like you. Ugh, makes me sick. I couldn't care less what a subhuman like you thinks of me, just like I don't care what cockroaches think of me. I'm just repulsed and annoyed when I have to squash them.

Oh, and that bit about friends was just FYI (for your information, I don't think you knew that), don't dwell on it too hard. Just a little piece of mind I thought I would share, despite knowing full well you won't believe.
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>>79401331
Which one?
And how does 2001 size up?
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>>79401780
ugh, you dropped your fedora, sir
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>>79401268
>He thinks "love transcends time and space" is anything other than pure retardation
wew lad
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>>79400918
Martian didn't have stupid ass causality loop at the end.
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>>79401007
>Love does transcend time, though

If you can adequately explain this, I'll embrace Interstellar as the best sci-fi of all time
Questions you must address
>does transcending time mean that love is eternal (exists in every moment of time) or timeless (exists outside of time)?
>what does it mean to exist outside of time? The fact that today manA does not love the woman he will marry (and love) in 20 years means that love must surely exist in time?
>If love exists in every time, how can it be said to transcend time?
>Surely to be affected by time means that it can't transcend time? (and definitely can't exist outside of it)
>Matter does not transcend time, we agree? So why does love?
>What is love if not a chemical reaction in the brains of humans? If it's a chemical reaction, then it definitely can't transcend time as it doesn't even transcend matter
>If love is something more than a chemical reaction, then why can it be stimulated artificially with chemicals? Many people claim to feel love while under the effect of MDMA for example
>Does anything else transcend time?

In your essay, I expect to see no "no true scotsman" arguments, no strawman arguments and no arguments that adhere to any other logical fallacies
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>t/v/irgins triggered by the word love
every single time
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>>79401780

>being this autistic

Guess my suspicion was true, lol.
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>>79401861
look up religion, you intellectual parasite
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>>79401835
>the love of christ has literally transcended time and space
>thinks it's a retarded concept

dummy, interstellar was really too heady for you
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>>79401771
>Does it hold a special place in your heart?

It does, it was great movie and I had a blast watching it. Anything wrong with that? ...wait, was that an attempt to mock me, somehow...? Huh.

>i didn't like it because i thought it was bad compared to interstellar

So... you cannot describe what you didn't like about movie at all, other than 'it wasn't Interstellar'? Yet you hate it with passion, as evident by your previous posts, still without giving ANY explanation other than the one just provided.

>which is the point of the thread.

If you think that by typing 'le im going to science the shit out of this xD' you have posted 'on point', I recommend browsing /s4s/
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>>79401835
>kissless virgin thinks he knows anything about love
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>>79401897
>too stupid to enter the discussion
>can only retort that someone else has mentioned something that maybe answers the issues
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>>79401780
Is this what autism looks like?
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>>79400678
interstellar was to intelligent for the common movie viewer, so the movie experience wasn't as stimulating and hard for them to understand.
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>>79401931
>It does, it was great movie and I had a blast watching it.

Nah nothing wrong with liking it, but the fact that you sperg out at anyone who doesn't makes you retarded.

>you cannot describe what you didn't like about movie at all,

refer to previous post i made. i barely remember anything in martian. was boring. you got a problem with that?

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If you think that by typing 'le im going to science the shit out of this xD' you have posted 'on point', I recommend browsing /s4s/

you realise this board is shit right? lurk moar. it's all memes and nobody talks about movies anymore. get with the times faggot
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>>79401893

Do you even know what autism is? What are its symptoms? Or are you just content with spitting out more pointless buzzwords and pepe reaction images? I think I know which one is it...

Also, this post wasn't even aimed at you, yet you replied vigorousely. Guess a bit of actual discussion and not shitfest you usually partake in has really pushed your buttons, huh?
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>>79401962
>meme arrow
not an argument
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>>79402037
sorry lemme fix my meme arrows

>If you think that by typing 'le im going to science the shit out of this xD' you have posted 'on point', I recommend browsing /s4s/
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>>79400678

I love Ridley and scifi but this movie gives me the impression of being science fiction for people who dont actually like science fiction.

>DUDE IM GONNA TOTALLY SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POTATO

Is it actually worth a watch?
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>>79400991
Nolan knows exactly how a black hole works. He had plenty of physicists smarter than you telling him. His animators made a computer simulation of what would happen to a ship going through a black hole, and Nolan didn't like the way it translated to film, so he went with something else. Incidentally, those computer simulations ended up producing peer reviewed papers on black holes.
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>>79401955
>kissless virgin
stop projecting m8, I know what love is and also what it's not, in this case a force that can violate the laws of physics
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>>79401861

You're asking questions without first defining the basis all of them rely on. What is love?
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>>79402040
>look mom! im shitposting!
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>>79402154
>meme arrow
not an argument
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>>79400678
Only Americans think The Martian is better
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>>79402039

>he just keeps going

get help
http://www.autism-society.org
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>>79402037
>Nah nothing wrong with liking it, but the fact that you sperg out at anyone who doesn't makes you retarded.

I 'sperg out' over 'le funny spaceman in space xd' being used as valid criticism.

>you realise this board is shit right?

Because of faggots like you, yes. Fun fact - there are many threads that we actually discuss movies and tv series and have actual fulfilling discussions. But you don't browse those, since they don't have pepe as OP or have 'cuck' or 'kino' in post field.

>you got a problem with that?

I do have a problem with someone criticizing a movie they don't even remember. You cannot name a single thing you didn't like other than it was 'boring'. Your opinion has the same weight as opinion of a spoiled 7-year old child that finds anything with a lot of 'talking' boring

>lurk moar

Been here 10 years. You?
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>>79402138
One of the questions asks this. Love is for you to adequately define.
I could define it, but then you could retort that that's not a fair description and then I'm basically arguing against a strawman
So the burden is on you to define love and then answer all these questions

But I do imply that it seems evident that love is merely a chemical process in our brains. If that's not the case, you must explain why that's not the case when people can artificially be excited such as to feel what they call love
To deny that said experience is love is to veer into a no true scotsman argument
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>>79402192
>not american
>recognise that a meme-science film for the bbt audience is still better than a non-sensical pretentious plot-hole ridden mess
checkmate Pedro
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>>79402137
>I know what love is and also what it's not, in this case a force that can violate the laws of physics
Oh look everyone we got us a sientict among us. Could you please enlighten us about your deep knowledge of the universe
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>>79402243

>maybe if I call him autistic enough times, he will feel emberassed in front of those Anonymous posters and stop

Let me use a spoiler function the way it was intended no, I won't
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>>79400991
We don't know how black holes work.
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>>79401861
Answer this first
>Do you still beat your wife?
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>>79402321
You don't need to be a scientist to understand that the universe doesn't give a shit about our subjective interpretation of our own brain chemistry
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>>79402258
why would i bother trying to convince you what i didn't like about the movie when you clearly love it so much.


>I do have a problem with someone criticizing a movie they don't even remember.

yeah, i don't remember it because it was boring. boring is criticism. if i were to watch it again i could have more opinions but i don't want to because it was boring.

>Been here 10 years. You?

about 6.

jesus christ stop replying. i have no doubt you're the only dude going off tangents in this thread against others. fuck off matt damon
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>>79401835
>he has never loved
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>>79402137
You obviously fucking don't you pathetic wannabe.
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>>79402427
who was she, anon?
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>>79402321
Plus I wouldn't be so autistic about the scientific inaccuracies of the movie if they didn't communicate so much on how their portrayal of scientific phenomena was supposed to be accurate.
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>>79400678

Interstellar: 4chan
Martian: reddit
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>love is just a chemical reaction
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>>79401661
I'm not that guy and I don't know if you're serious, but -

Black holes are not actual holes. Black holes are actually points where the gravity at the center is so intense that light cannot escape it.

So, what would happen if you try to pass through a black hole?

You'd be crushed by the gravitational force.
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>>79400979

Pretty much what you said. Matt Damon gets through a lot of situations pretty effortlessly (only source of tension is the ending where you wonder if he'll get to the ship or not but of course he made it).
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>>79402135
>Is it actually worth a watch?
not at all. It's like the "I fucking love science" page wrapped up in a uninteresting story.
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Haven't watched The Martian, but Interstellar was worth it just for the docking scene. Didn't really like the sappy ending though.
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>>79402530
Well it IS a chemical reaction. Saying it's JUST a chemical reaction greatly undermines all of the human accomplishments done in the name of love throughout history, so I wouldn't say it as such. But outright claiming that love is LITERALLY MAGIC is intellectually dishonest.
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>>79402408
>why would i bother trying to convince you what i didn't like about the movie when you clearly love it so much.

Because this is called 'discussion' and what you are supposed to do. Also, don't bring the 'I have reason I won't tell' to the table now, it's clearly too late for that. Also, I do like this movie a lot, but main reason I keep replying is I was repulsed by your style of commenting, not by the opinion it bore.

>boring is criticism

one only children use. Because they cannot provide any argumentation, can't pinpoint what was wrong, what they didn't like. No self-respecting adult, especially one trying to discuss movies should use it. But giving you a benefit of the doubt that you actually watched it, and didn't just decide to shitpost about it since based on posts on /tv/ you saw you came to conclussion it's 'reddit movie' and you called it a day, if you can't remember a single thing a valid course of action is refraining from discussing it altogether.

>jesus christ stop replying

you have the same power to stop replying I have. If you stopped enjoying this conversation, feel free to refrain from replying any further.
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>>79400678
when i saw this movie i felt memed so hard my anus couldn't stop pulsing for a week.
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>>79401861

Holy fuck the autism is palpable
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>>79402427
But I have, and it didn't confer me magical powers allowing me to see through space and time
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>>79402639
> I keep replying is I was repulsed by your style of commenting

lmao

>boring is something only children use

ah yes we can't all be intellectuals like yourself. i think you dropped your fedora back earlier in the thread.

>you have the same power to stop replying I have

you were the one you replied first. you brought this whole "discussion" up. I'm just waiting for you to stop giving me sweet (you)'s but you can't because you sperg out.

now fuck off
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>>79402403
>the universe doesn't give a shit about our subjective interpretation of our own brain chemistry
god cares about all of his creations
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Nerds fucking love jerking off about how plausible and realistic The Martian was but guess what? The storm at the beginning that strands Mark is a load of bullshit, there's not enough of a atmosphere on Mars to do that.
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>>79400678
i would say interstellar was more ambitious while the martian played it pretty safe but was very well executed

honestly i don't like either of them that much but no way is martian 91%
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>>79402709
>god cares about all of his creations
I'm literally shaking so hard my fedora fell off
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>>79402654
I think the love shit was stupid, but it's clearly supposed to be handwaved as advanced technology shit the future humans built into the black hole. There's some unexplained time travel device handling the actual process, while sappy love acts as a beacon of sorts that enables the guy to search for the right place and time, then send a message.
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>>79402537
No one passed through a black hole, he entered into an artificial construct.
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Reminder that RT is shit
>>79400918
Reminder that people still don't understand the ending
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> everything I don't understand is litterally magic
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>>79402708
>lmao

as insightful as the first comment that started all this

>ah yes we can't all be intellectuals like yourself. i think you dropped your fedora back earlier in the thread.

Dunno about everyone else, but you clearly can't. But sure, more buzzwords, that will put you on top here.

>I'm just waiting for you to stop giving me sweet (you)'s but you can't because you sperg out.

You clearly don't since you asked me to stop twice now. You are not enjoying this, because despite what you are typing you can see I'm simply smarter than you are, I'm providing better points, ACTUAL points that may have some ad hominems in them, but aren't a complete mess of cool kid one-liners and memetic mess like yours. It seems I was also on point with my benefit of the doubt, as you haven't even touched upon it. Or rather, I was incorrect in my benefit of the doubt. Also, you cannot just give up because you feel you need to be on top here, since, unlike you, I really did manage to piss you off. It shows.
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>>79402771
I can accept that. But hearing the "Love transcends space and time" from the mouth of a scientist just seemed silly. Same when they explained the basics of a black hole to a fucking rocket engineer. If they wanted to have a dialogue explaining it (which they obviously needed for the plot) they could have picked Murph who, as a kid, wouldn't have known shit about black holes. But explaining it to someone with a scientific background and who has worked in the aerospace industry for years just seems weird to me.
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>>79400897

i ALMOST turned the movie off.
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>reddit tomatos
Who gives a shit. Critics are paid off and the general masses are fucking idiots.
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>>79402642
>everything i can't sensibly respond to is autism
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>>79401695
No one even engaged with this, I guess no one was brave enough to disagree with Kubrick.
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>>79402926

I found your choice of words to sound intellectual funny.

>Dunno about everyone else, but you clearly can't. But sure, more buzzwords, that will put you on top here.
>muh buzzwords.

clearly a lot people itt didn't like the martian. Go give them (you)'s too! ;)

>You clearly don't since you asked me to stop twice now.

I do honestly. People no matter what I say, you will pass it off. I gave my criticism and here you are still. buttblasted that I didn't like it.

>I really did manage to piss you off

yeah im mad. you got me didn't know you could see me through the webcam. oh wait i don't have one.

now we wait for your response until this thread 404's
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>>79402932
>from the mouth of a scientist
Nah. He was merely an engineer.
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>>79402926
this was all because i posted a meme and saying interstellar>martian

control your autism

>>79402991

I was thinking about walking out desu.
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>>79400979
Yeah, I was hoping it was gonna be some hardcore "Castaway on Mars" stuff, but he was barely ever alone and the stakes were very low.
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>>79403176
I thought it was Anne Hathaway saying that (in the first half of the film I think)
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The Martian has Matt Damon taking a big ol' whiff of Kate Mara's turds. DISGUSTING.
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>redittors complaining about the love trascendence part in Interstellar
>not knowing classic sci-fi novels are usually full of similar "trascendent" stuff
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>>79403230
>>79403176
It is actually
https://youtu.be/L2Brm4g4HPU?t=20
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>>79403290
/tv/ doesn't read.
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I really didn't like The Martian but I also really didn't like the ending to Interstellar

>muh magic room where love transcends time

nigga stop
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>>79403306
My bad. I was thinking of Cooper at the end yelling "Love, TARS, Love!"
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Martian = flick
interstellar = kino
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>>79402932
Everyone brings up the black hole explanation sequence when they criticise this movie. What I wonder is, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY FORGET HOW TIME DILATION WORKS ON A PLANET NEAR A BLACK HOLE UNTIL THEY LANDED ON IT?!

THEY FUCKING KNEW THAT WHOEVER ARRIVED ON THE OCEAN PLANET HAD ONLY ARRIVED A COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE THEIR SHIP LANDED

SO WHY THE FUCK DID THEY LAND THERE

THEY WASTED 26 YEARS FOR NO GODDAMN REASON
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>>79401007
>Love does transcend time
If this were true your great grandmother could still contact you using love alone.
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>>79403431
MUH AUTISM
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>>79401877
I get triggered because a woman said love transcend time, anyone with a brain knows the word love is woman speak for I LOVE SUCKING COCKS not actual romantic love.
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>>79403458
>>79403455
why does /tv/ have the worst posters
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>>79401861
It literally means people can can still love each other regardless of any relativistic bullshit that separates them when traveling through space.

Bring your thinking cap the next time you try one of Nolan's kinographies, because whatever you're trying now isn't doing it.
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>>79403045
He's spot on.
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>>79403518
>It literally means people can can still love each other regardless of any relativistic bullshit that separates them when traveling through space.
but that's incorrect because 'love' is not a physical force it is a personal view projected onto your observations of reality
why am i even posting on this shit board goodbye
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>>79401695
>>79403585
Sorry boys, but you can't suck good taste and actual opinions out of Kubrick's cock
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>>79403618
you won't be missed
see you in 10 minutes
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the memetian is a plebbit flick for autistic retards, case in point? just look at OP
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>>79403657
The Martian sucks. This is fact.
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>>79403777
I don't care about your neckbeard slapfight, I just want you to know that you'll never develop anything original because you are obsessed with appearing smart by consuming the works of people much greater than you
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>>79403809
>>79403809
>I just want you to know that you'll never develop anything original because you are obsessed with appearing smart by consuming the works of people much greater than you

I guess reading makes you dumb apparently? Big if true.
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>>79400678
>he liked the martian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79403897
sure, now go quote kubrick and say kino instead of film buddy
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>>79403518
you talk about love as if it's a connection and not an individual, personal feeling
your understanding is very idealistic and naive

I can affirm that you're wrong because all the time people love others, unrequited

And yes, obviously you can feelings about something regardless of objective facts
But we don't say hunger transcends time, or itchiness or even hate. So it's stupid to apply it to love and pretend like you're saying something of value
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>>79401052
Jokes on you. no friends.
I slipped up and couldnt get in because i forgot my gf doll at home so couldnt get in for the martian
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>>79403944
No I've decided to take your advice, I'm going to go meditate in a cave until I forget all knowledge and language. Then I will be the smartest, most original man. My subverbal grunts will be the greatest art this world has ever known.
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>>79403944
>"A kino is more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later."
-Stanley Kubrick
>>
Both movies were tailored for reddit, since they have a strange fascination with space.
The front page is always "LOOK AT THIS STAR THAT WAS FOUND" type shit.
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>>79404027
sounds like I hit a nerve there, buddy. what does it say about you that you're so desperate to refute my point that you stretch it out to ridiculous hyperbole in order to convince yourself that it is false?
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>>79404084
Oh look, the centrist is going to preach to us!
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>>79403306
Why does Nolan nowadays always romanticize any concept he deals with? What happened to his grounded style of writing?
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>>79404104
>2017
>not speaking a language of your own invention because all thoughts expressed in an already existing language are derivative.

smdh
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>>79404104
What is your point? Also why the pointless spoiler tags?
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>>79404172
that's right, keep denying it
>>79404217
to piss off autists
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>>79404217
he's trolling you, because you were stupid enough to reply to an obvious consolewar/bait-thread
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>>79404433
>every thread that requires you to have a critical thinking and supports discussion of topics is a consolewar/bait thread
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>>79404382
Keep denying what? That I quoted someone? I never said I wrote it.
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BRAVO NOLAN
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>>79400979
Don't forget the pandering to the Chinese. The real MVP
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>>79400678
Seriously... wtf happened here... The Martian was even up for Best Picture, so i was expecting some fine kino when i finally watched it a couple months ago... instead i got a shitty Apollo 13 remake for millennials
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>>79400678
just more evidence of the critical bias against WB
>>
A popcorn movie people think "eh, bretty good" about scores higher on RT than a masterpiece that leaves people divided because of the way the system works
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>>79400678
>I'M GOING TO SCIENCE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS XDDD

Only Reddit finds this funny
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>>79400991
Interstellar deals with Nolan holes
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>>79404897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evx5_aAJwAc
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>>79401916
>He thinks christ is real

This thread´s stupidity levels got too high, I am out.
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>>79402780
no, he entered into a space bookshelf
>>
I haven't watched Martian yet, is it worth it?
Interstellar had some really nice scenes but when I watched it at the cinema I didn't enjoy it much
Maybe it was a bit slow
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>>79405013
>than a masterpiece that leaves people divided because of the way the system works
Which one?
>>
>>79405013
>Interstellar
>Masterpiece
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>>79402135
it has more quips than a marvel movie and equally pathetic stakes
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>>79403474
>/mu/
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>>79401567
>progress as a character

In what way? Some melodrama about misplaced priorities a la Castaway wouldn't work because he's an astronaut, not a guy who just ended up on Mars by accident.
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>>79401213
>interstellar had cool space scenes and a soundtrack
This. Visuals are all that matter anyway, since Hollywood is consistently unable to come up with a plot that isn't fucking retarded.
It's a shame actually, Jonathan Nolan's script seemed like it could've actually been pretty cool, but Hollywood just had to fag it up.
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>>79402846
>everything I don't understand is literally magic
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>>79405620
This
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>>79402846
Your quote and picture do not align.
Fedoras are the ones obsessed with scientific evidence and reason
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>>79405620
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>>79405767
no, fedoras are obsessed with pop culture and psuedoscience. They start spouting about muh magic skydaddy when they encounter claims and evidence that they don't like
>>
So The Martian was a movie that was enthusiastic and at that point I thought it was going to turn into sci fi kino. Some super awesome things going on like him using his practical teachings to get comfy in the ship. The latter half of the film is basically the crew trying to rescue him and that was okay, but expectations were of something a little more...deceiving or elusive.

Interstellar was an old fashioned movie. Drawing inspiration from sci fi of 70s and 80s with a modern touch. It's probably a good secondary classic but besides the big docking scene and the tesseract twist it was passable.

Okay to good movies, both of the directors have done better, but Interstellar has the minsblowing factor going for it
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>>79405202
>is it worth it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MfBtSh3Mao
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>>79401213
13 speaks thetruth
>>
Wow

The redditors aren't even trying to hide their invasion anymore.

Interstellar is now considered good on /tv/. Never thought I'd see the day
>>
IMDB, rotten tomatoes and other review sites are owned by the movie studios, tmz is also
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>>79400994

no one knows how a black hole works idiot
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>>79400918
>muh love transcends time

I still don't understand why people hate this.
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>>79407112
no, it's just a vocal 2 or 3 people
like all nolan's "genius", the rest of /tv/ takes it for it is
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>>79407112
Interstellar has always been considered good, because it is good.
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>>79407311
back you go
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>>79407181
scientists know how it works, there's books written on the subject by top men
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>>79402138
baby dont hurt me
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>tfw you're watching The Martian with the violinist you're dating but spend the whole movie thinking about how much your autistic scientist ex would have been more fun to watch it with
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>>79401007
>You're not one of those people who goes to movies alone, are you?

How can I, with the no singles policy? ;_:
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>>79409695

There're usually a few illegals hanging out in front of the theater who'll go with you for $20 or so. That's what I do. One girl kissed me for an extra $20.
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/tv/ was a fucking mistake

also, pleb filter
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