>do you have any idea how much that little stunt of yours

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>you know the rules. give me your badge and your gun

>>79365843
>and your other badge

>....
>and your OTHER gun

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>your off the case, johnson!

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>you're off the case

>and you're other case

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>>79364956
>aim for the bushes
>....

>he's a loose cannon!
>but he gets the job done...

>here we do things by the book!

>I don't like you
>But you're the best we got

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>Sergeant goes on a long tirade about how much damage that stunt cost the department and how the Mayor is breathing down his neck
>"And one more thing, officer...
>...Well done."

>I've got the DA on my ass!

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Do we really need to have this thread every day?

>>79364956
/thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dK0Hbf5rEY

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>>79364956
>police, freeze!

>>79366023

BYE BOOK

>>79366070
sorry that not all of us read every thread ever posted on this board

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>your OTHER, other gun

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>>79366128
Hearing the voice made me burst out laughing.

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>>79366139
>cops have to hand over their weapons
>rookie takes his pistol our of his belt holster
>major hands over belt holster too
>"and the other one..."
>reaches into concealed holster strapped to armpit
>rookie looks with surprise
>"and the rest"
>hands over knife strapped to leg inside sock, tiny pistol in pocket, tazer, pepper spray
>rookie looks with widening eyes
>"holy shit"

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>and your OTHER badge

>>79366128
>and your other book

>>79366128
was it kino magic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyANa71gvU

>reckless and fuckup undercover agent gets suspended
>carries on the case and completes the mission
>declines when they offer him his badge and gun back

>and your wife's son's gun and badge
really getting tired of this propaganda

>>79364956
>character in a movie talks about how real life isn't like a movie

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>turn in you're rare pepe

>>79366749
modern simpsons would never even attempt something like this.

no ideas.

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>>79367068
> and your other rare green toad !

gives only fake rares while keeping real ones

>and your WIFE!

>>79367190
>..and her other son

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>Guy in suit: Who's in charge here?
>Police chief: That would be me
>Guy in suit: Not anymore

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>>79367286

>>79367286
>now you might be a bigshot back in DC, but this here...is my town

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>Don't take your eyes off this guy
>If he as much as sneezes, I want to know about it

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https://youtu.be/D-8hHZzhIF4?t=56m35s

https://youtu.be/D-8hHZzhIF4?t=58m20s

https://youtu.be/D-8hHZzhIF4?t=12m45s

>>79367025
This always takes me out of any immersion I was getting into.

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>you're getting too close to this case

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>>79368668
>no please give it me I'll do it by the book
>you say this everytime

>cop gets tranferred away from the big case because he fucked up
>he now has to work on a much smaller, seemingly trivial case
>turns out this small case was the missing piece of the puzzle to solve the big case

>>79367286
I'm gonna need some more R34 of female Pepe.

>>79364956
>wipes ass
>flushes toilet paper instead of just throwing it away

>>79368992
>wipes ass
>throws away toilet paper instead of just eating it
wew, are Americans actually like this or is it just in movies for show?

>>79368810
> but this time i mean it. Pleeeeeease, i'll suck yer cawk!

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>>79366070
Maybe you should just get into it.

>>79368833
>cop is sent to work the archives as punishment
>stumbles upon a crucial document that helps him solve the case

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>Southern Officer gets saddled with a black person as a partner
>Over time he rethinks his preconceived notions of race and learns to accept black people as people.
>There's plenty of high jinks along the way

>>79369349
>black cop takes him to a black bar

>>79367286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=risVoGLlru0

I actually like this trope.

>>79369050
>>throws away toilet paper instead of just eating it
>he has to recycle his feces for the extra nutrients
What's it like living in a 3rd world shithole?

>>79367286
Fuckin' Feds.

>>79369564
r-rude ;_;

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>Officers partner dies
>Gets assigned a new partner
>Initially he hates him because... well because, in a way, the new guy reminds him of himself when he was just a rookie, trying to make his way in the world
>they eventually become an effective duo, busting the case that he and his old partner were working on and avenging his death by capturing the guy who killed him
>there's plenty of High Jinks along the way

>>79369471
>FBI ordered by Department of Defense

THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.

>>79369685
I'm sorry.....you know how this site can be sometimes

>>79364956
No, because you never let me see any of the budget numbers.

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>>79364956
>Court case is at a standstill
>The defendant pleads to be put in the stand because he thinks he can win over the jury
>The lawyers reluctantly allow it
>The prosecutor baits him into doing something that seriously jeopardises the entire case

>>79370042
Yeah, it's a pretty noxious place.

>>79366070
...and your other thread

>>79371336
...and your other bump

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>someone asks main character a straightforward question
>he starts telling some unrelated childhood story/memory instead of just ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION
Every movie. Every episode. Every time.

>>79371498
>the unrelated story eventually winds around to become relevant, but only after three minutes of flashbacks

>>79370410
what flick?

>>79372932
A Time to Kill seriously comes to mind.

>>79369349
>black cop takes him to a gay bar