>prussian blue :) >happy little tree :) >titanium hwhite

>>79357844

>now let's figure out where we're gonna make this tree live.. don't think to hard, just make decisions and let them flow... see how pretty he is up against the fog down there... just pretty... yeah...

This man was truly a prophet...

>>79357844
>when he has a female guest on and you can tell they fucked

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>that episode where he feeds baby squirrels from a mini bottle..

Is this real life? How can one man be so fucking chill?

>was

He's not dead yet, right...???

>>79357844
Shame he was a raging paedophile

>>79357844
how many Vietnamese villages do you think he raped and pillaged during his service that made him end up like this? To try and gain gods forgiveness for his murderous past

>>79359452
Where do you think you are?

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>>79359415
He's been dead for over 20 years.

I still watch an episode every night. It's the only think that can help me fall asleep.

>>79359482
It's a well known fact that he was master sergeant in the USAF so I'm sure he was responsible for countless napalm deaths

>>79359568
WHAT THE FUCK

Somebody has been lying to me

>>79359581
He was stationed in Alaska though.

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iktf

>>79359648
Training flying murderers to drop bombs on innocent Vietnamese babies

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That 30th April episode was depressing

>>79359722
Indeed, what a great man

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>tfw no more Bob Ross stream threads on /tv/
Those were good times.

>>79359761

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>>79357844

Redpilled me on this painting afro man

>>79358397
>phhrrrrrrp

oh yea right there, you gotta have teh sound effects to know its right

>>79359853
Apparently his nickname was "Bust-em up Bob"

>>79359865
afro man paints, speaks to the viewer as if they were close friends, speaks deep univeral truths, and the world was better for it

>>79359865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

>>79359865
Here's a quick rundown:

-Rothschilds bow to Bob Ross

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bob Ross babies

-he was said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-He owned Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bob Rossbots inside you right now

-Bob Ross was in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bob Ross bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bob Ross

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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>tfw we will never have threads as comfy as the old bob ross threads ever again

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>>79359986
>believe that you can do it
>cause you can do it

>>79359692
2spoopy4me
>>79359992
Who here has taken the Bobpill?

>>79357844
>now let's paint Muhammad with his 6-year old wife Aisha
>he had lots of wives like this. Let's put some more happy little wives behind her
>let's give her a nice little bruise on her face. Muhammad liked to beat his child wives. There we go, a happy little bruise on her face
Bob started to go off the rails a little toward the end.

>>79360208
>raimi-ing up based bob

how about no

>>79359853
Now that's a real American patriot!

>>79360208
Gitouttahere

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>>79360208
tfw /pol/ won't go

>start a metal band
>name it Alizarin Crimson

thanks Bob \m/

>>79360208
Fuck off.

Bob Ross twitch chat is my second favorite online community. This man is a gift from god.

>dude hes mellow because he associated all his work with being happy and im a fucking gullible shithead lol.

>>79360208
Kek

>>79359992
>The twins
you're an embarrassment

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This thread is now for anyone watching Bob Ross

I got 'em on Netfliz, BR and Chill, episodes 1.17
and as usually, no idea where he's going from here
could of been a puppy, I wouldn't have been the wiser

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>>79357844
PBS?

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>>79360545
He was a twin you fucking faggot

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>>79359793
Those stream threads really helped me after my dog died the week before, sometimes /tv/ can be used for great things.

>>79359986
>tfw they played this at the end of the first stream
I fucking teared up, man

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>>79359986
>I believe
>I believe

Goddammit, Bob.

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>this whole fucking episode

>>79360647
Uhhhh you don't get to bring paintbrushes

>>79360807
It was a different time

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>>79359992
this is all true, btw

>>79360807
What do you want it to be called? Murderous drunken savages BTFO by the noble white man yellow?

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>>79360108
;_;

>>79360703
It was a time where love and happiness reigned supreme.

>>79360965
casino brass?

>>79359986
>12 million views

>>79359568
deadalive

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>>79360994
pfffffft

>>79360965
firewater gold

>>79360994
Not bad son.

>>79361109
that's going way to amber =\

>>79360965
Addiction Amber

>>79361141
TO AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Bob makes me a swamp instead of a Mountain

oh gawd, is this what he saw in Vietnam? =\

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>>79361280
Bob saw things that no man should ever see. War is hell boys.

>>79361562
no need for a change here

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>>79360208
how dare you

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Who /bob_and_chill/?

>>79360208
wtf i hate bob now

>>79357844
> waiting on the good times now ;_;

>Let's have some fun!

OK, Bob =3

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>this is your world and you can make whatever you want here
>you have complete and total power here
>time to make some almighty decisions

In Bob we trust.

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>tfw you take the Bobpill

>>79359452
How dare you

>>79359648
Alaska to Vietnam is like 30 min

>>79359865
Don't try to paint and recreate what he's doing while watching the show. You will be raging in no time.

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>>79359853
>full metal jacket was based on a Bob Ross basic unit
>he survived the gun shot

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>>79359865
You really do need to be in a state of mind to watch Bob and fully appreciate -_-

>>79362928
Maybe on a hyperloop fuckhead

>>79357844
>I think this tree needs a little friend, let's put him right here
He was so considerate he even wanted painted trees to be happy. God bless.

>>79363465
>The Great Alaskan Hyperloop was destroyed at the close of the Vietnam conflict

so sad ;_;

>>79360208
>happy little wives behind her
It's back and forth!

>>79359865
he makes painting stuff seem easy but is actually pretty damn difficult

>>79363669
>implying that painting requires skill

Bitch I paint like a motherfucker all day everyday for my job. I can do a room in 30 mins

>>79363732
ever thought the reason why you believe it's easy is because you do all the time?

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>>79357844

>tfw there is no new generation of happy teachers and painters, just a new generation of money-hungry tweeters

>>79357844
Those are actual colors man.
>>79363732
There's a massive difference between painting a landscape and painting a wall for a house.

>>79360208
/Pol/ go and stay go

>>79360807
>>79360965
>>79360994
>>79361109
It is transparent yellow pigment used in oil painting and watercolors. Chemically it is a magnesium euxanthate, a magnesium salt of euxanthic acid. Indian yellow is a clear, deep and luminescent yellow pigment with a color deeper than gamboge but less pure than cadmium yellow.


The more you know.

>>79363880
>painting your nails
>painting a target with a lazor
>painting a concept with your words

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>>79363923

>>79360445
Oh, so salty. It's'a so delicioso!

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Time to get down to the hobby store guys. Pick up that canvas, and get to painting that world.

>>79364128
>several thousand dollars later

i did this for a while, great fun
but is spensive

>>79363773
Is that his wife??

>>79364327
One of them...

>>79364235
Use paper then anon.

Be cheap, but still explore those worlds you can create.

>>79360703
>pizza
>pedo swirl

what did he mean?

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>study graphic design
>have to take illustration classes
>one teacher begins to mention colors
>titanium white just sparkles old Bob Ross memories from everyone
>teacher immediately mentions she dislikes Bob Ross and hates his approach on painting
>turns out Bob Ross didn't really go to an art school so he learned to paint from nothing, basically Gusteau's painter equivalent of "anyone can cook"
>teacher was an elitist fuck

one respect was lost but other one just became greater

>>79364356
I do eerr day, it's called wiping.

>>79364397
paid teachers are all the same

>>79364397

Um.... So?

>>79364458
Bob Ross embodies the principle that you can learn to do anything if you practice enough, which is a concept artists from art schools hate

>>79364397
Art people are all pretentious as fuck, especially those that go to school for it. It doesn't matter how you learn and improve yourself, just that you've done so and inspire others to do the same.

Pretentious fuckwads need to learn that.
>>79364405
We're talking art here, not modern whatever the fuck pretentious people think is 'art' these days.

>>79364503
>all paid schools hate
feex

>>79364503
Because they paid so much money to be mediocre at it.

I remember in high school I got a bunch of art scholarships and was like, yeah, I'm not doing this. Mostly because its gonna be filled with douches and I'm going to be insanely hated for having drawn since I was a kid and learned that way through pure trial and error.

Remember.

Money=Skill apparently.

>>79364503
>>79364600
reminds me of an artist who went to art school and instead of studying modern art went with classical and one day when he was making a sculpture his teacher came up to him and told him it would be more interesting if he'd destroy it and took a big shit on it
i think the guy now makes art for the queens castle in england or something

>>79364732
Sounds about right.

I had a teacher in a university class once that was a program for an art school. Basically it was art history and learning all of that shit. She went on a huge tirade one day when someone said that Da Vinci wasn't just a painter, but also an inventor of a lot of things, some of which we use today, or at least variations of.

She was so pissed that he had learned to paint on his own and that it wasn't the only thing he was good at. She even pulled out her own art to show people what was true art, and it was basically like a hand turkey you learn in kindergarten and how she was a true visionary of the arts, then she ended class early and kicked everyone out.

One of the worst classes I ever had. The only painter she seemed to like was Barnett Newman, because his art was revolutionary, despite being very base when you get down to it. Great abstract expressionism, but still base.

>>79360965
>>79360807
The real insult is how bad that lady was. Bob paints an entire scene in the same time as you manage some blurry orange background and a toddler's head? Get out.

Bob Ross was based.

Modern artists are fags. Can't even look at their shit.

>>79365618
Because their art is literal shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Re7r-48BzI

>>79365647
b-but it's deep because it has no meaning!

>>79364235
You can paint anything on a iPad these days if you aren't a useless faggot

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>>79365815
What did they mean by this?

>>79362902
What did he mean by this?

>>79365927
PEE PEE POO POO

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>>79365949
DUDE

>also, stop watching Bob for /sp/orts
;_; don't be mad

>>79363880
>implying that painting a wall isn't more complex than painting some faggy canvas

Ever heard of the Sistine Chapel?

This is just about as Reddit as you can get friendos. But then I wouldn't expect much more from t/v/ at this point.

Note that Bob Ross isn't bad. Just the autism that surrounds him now because of twitch.

>>79366475
What did she mean by this?

>>79366475
It's okay anon, I also liked Bob Ross before he became an epic twitch meme, but that doesn't that you have to start hating him

>>79363569
Many such cases.

>>79366475
Twitch was just a happy lucky accident