Official LOTR power thread. Rank your most powerful Tolkien

>>79346016
wtf is your ranking faggot?

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Gothmog>Smaug>Gandalf>Durin's Bane

fight me.

>>79345990
Tom Bombadil > All

You can't refute this.

Eru >

>>79346305
who the fuck is eru?

>>79346350

What is google?

>>79345990

Sauron and arguably Witch King are stronger than White Gandalf

>>79345990
obviously gandalf is not more powerful than sauron

Fingolfin > Turin Turambar > Feanor > Hurin > Finrod Felagund > Glorfindel > Tuor > Fingon > Turgon > Huor > the rest of Feanor's sons >>>>>>>> overrated faggot Beren who lets everyone else do the fighting for him

>>79346413
A social media site you fucking faggot

Is there a book I can read where Elrrond gets his shit pushed in? I hated that fucker in the movies. Made me hate all the Elves honestly.

>>79346862
Shouldn't you be off somewhere kinslaying or something?

Batman>Fingolfin > Turin Turambar > Feanor > Hurin > Finrod Felagund > Glorfindel > Tuor > Fingon > Turgon > Huor > the rest of Feanor's sons >>>>>>>> overrated faggot Beren who lets everyone else do the fighting for him

Bergerond is the real hero.

Also the witch king was garbage.

>>79347571
shut the fuck up the witch king was dope af to be honest

>>79347639
>fly dragon
>talk shit
>get kilt

How was he dope af desu?

>>79347689
don't call me desu you nigger

>>79347639
>>79347689

Also if we are going off the books, to add depth, the witch king was visibly shook after being challenged by Eowen. He was weak af

Dead army>eowyn>everyone else just got lucky

>>79347707
Oh I get it. You're a lonely kid on a Saturday night that wants to feel good about starting a LOTR thread but know nothing about the lore and also wants to be an edgy 4chan kid. Got it.

>>79347759
Oh I get it. You're an ugly neck beard who plays with MLP action figures while masturbating to your waifu. Go back to R3DDit FAGGOT. Am I doing it right?

>>79346740
Sauron for sure, but the Witch King I doubt. Though he was ready to throw the fuck down with Gandalf at the gates of Minas Tirith so who the fuck knows.

>>79347806
You're getting close. Toss in an anti Hillary and pro Trump post, plus a name reference and you're there.

>>79347847
Fucking COMMIT SUICIDE faggot.

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Lurtz > Melkor > Ancalagon > Sauron > Smaug > Saruman
debating this is pointless, fags

>>79347874
So close

>>79348075
END YOUR LIFE.

>>79348679
how old are you

>>79349207
old enough to fuck your mom fageeto

>>79346740
Gandalf would have been able to kill the Witch King, since he's a maiar, and not a man.

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Everyone forgets eonwe, the based motherfucker that humbled sauron

>>79345990
>Gandalf the White>Sauron>Saruman>Gandalf the Grey>Witch King of Angnar
Do you realise that hardcore LOTR fans will piss on your corpse for shit like this?

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>>79345990
Allah > Muhammad > everyone else

takbir

>>79349371
yeah but i'll piss on your mom

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>>79345990
Illuvatar > Melkor > Manwe > Ulmo > Yavanna > Aule > Mandos

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>>79346162
>>79347887
>Smaug
>killed by just some guy
>Above anyone

kek

>>79346862
>faggot Beren

Guy had the heart of a true warrior. Although his girlfriend and pet did do most of the fighting, it was the effort which got him the sympathy vote from the Vala

>>79349551
That wasn't just some guy you faggot that was Bard the Bowman. His grandfather even knocked a scale lose now kill yourself PLEASE.

>>79349551
gr8 b8 m8

>>79349617
acceler8 to your own death please.

>>79349617
>>79349599
Not even fucking memeing, Bard was nothing special. IIRC, he wasn't even descended from Numenor. Just a dude who got lucky with a shot.

>>79349653
I got lucky with your mom BITCH

>>79349653
>he wasn't even descended from Numenor

He was the son of the king of Dale who didn't need Numenorian blood to slay a dragon. Sounds pretty incredible considering Beren the guy whose line the Numenoreans descended from was basically just rescued by the wolf and Luthien everytime trouble arose.

>>79345990
Galadriel is the most powerful, next level power. She could have honestly fought and destroyed Sauron and Saruman at the same time

Galadriel(minus ring of power)=Glorfindel>Sauron>Saruman the white>Gandalf the white>Durins bane>saruman many colors>gandalf the grey>anything and everything else

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>>79349815
>galadriel
>above sauron

wew

>>79349894
she's above sauron when she's bouncin on that dick am i right? you know he hit that shit don't you?

>>79349894
>>79349923

FUCKING ANSWER ME.

>>79349923
what the actual FUCK

>>79349815
how is durins bane more powerful than gandalf the grey

>>79350105
cause he kicked 'dalf's ass

OP's autism is clearly the strongest.

>>79350145
shut your FUCKING face before i kick YOUR ass. Agreed? thought so honey.

>>79350175
Case and point.

>>79350105
Cause he had a ring of power, and a powerful sword in glamdring

>>79350255
I'm gonna grab my gun from it's CASE and POINT it at your fucking face FAGGOT.

>>79345990
The Witch King smokes Gandalf the White in the shortest duel in movie history.
P.S. Tom would BTFO all.

Merry>Sam>Pippin>Frodo

>>79350268
that's a fair point