SNL GENERAL 2

fuck Trump

first for white pussy was made for black cock

WE HAVEN'T HIT THE BUMP LIMIT IN THE OLD THREAD, YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also:

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

>still no screenshot of Cecily's panties

What the fuck, you guys?

>>79344383
Stream link or thread hidden desu

none of the sketches are funny but I'm watching it lol'ing that donny is watching it right now too and getting triggered as fuck

Eh, this isn't a good song, Ed. Maybe you should sing A team or that Hobbit song?

>>79344475
Kate McKinnon is in the current cast.

Also, the whole idea of "going on to do other things" implies that you have already left the cast when you do those things.

>>79344383
This is a pretty low quality thread so far.

>>79344452
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>>79344531
>>79344548
>>79344557


butthurt trumpfags

>>79344548
nigga is trash


but he sure knows what the girls want to hear

since when gingers are hip?

>>79344564
Sounds like a typical /tv/ thread

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

PRAISE TRH P AND THA K WHITE PEOPLE. WITNOUT THEM, WE WOULDNT HAVE THE BEST STUFF ON EARTH.

who /dubs/ here?

>>79344650
reporting in

After SNL is over what did you watch to live watch together? Showtime At The Apollo or TCM Underground?

>>79344650
not you lmao

>>79344557
>Kate McKinnon
Yeah Ghostbusters was GREEEEAAAAAAAT

>>79344684
TCM Underground isn't on. It's Oscar month. Also I've been seeing a lot of the Oscar films afterwards.

Why is this thread so quiet? Where did everyone go?

>>79344708
She had major roles in 3 movies in 2016.

Y'all really need to stop equating "who/what I think is funny" with "having a successful career".

Like Tyler Perry.

SESSIONS BTFO

>>79344749
this

>>79344749
I think it got split. Apparently there are multiple threads on the front page.

is SNL, dare I say it, our show?

cucks applauding obama

>obama
>tanned

>>79344749
Drumpfags are crying rn

Daily reminder: Obama is trying to undermine the Trump presidency.
He also was vacationing with alleged pedo Richard Branson

This is pretty meta

>having a white women play a Native woman

Wow how racist

this impression sounds a lot like jodie foster

>>79344684
Link for Showtime at the Apollo?

new character

net

Did Kenan's mom die where is he?

>>79344784
I am using 4chanX maybe that's why I am not seeing all of these? I only see this one.

This guy in the purple looks too much like the guy who does the Putin impression

>>79344940
Never mind. I don't see any other ones either. People were saying there were more than one though.

>>79344684
Depends on what's on TCM. Also most people get First Look not that nigger garbage.

I've met a lot of boat enthusiast kids at my school and this is very accurate

>>79344940
>I am using 4chanX

>tips fedora

>>79344796
>people applauding one of the great presidents of our time

Fixed it for ya.

LAND HO!

>>79344531
I think that SNL is realizing that being authoritarian and repressive is not attractive anymore. So the show is trolling at the fact.

As a Bulgarian, where are the jokes? Is that laughter really coming from the audience?

>>79344967

Yeah, I live on the beach and this guy is very real.

RIP HARAMBE

too soon

That harambe joke was the best of the show.

WTF I HATE SNL NOW

>>79344994
NY is very liberal

BLACKED

this is the cutest Leslie Jones will ever be

speaking of Harambe...

>>79345007
Don't feel bad he just came on screen again.

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oh honey

>lense before they could break

Why didn't they bring out Leslie to talk about Harambe instead?

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>>79345035

>>79344964
SatA hasn't aired on NBC for decades. It's either 1st Look or Your Move (that thinly-veiled Christian show pretending to be a motivational show).

>>79345024
The majority of the live SNL audience isn't from NY

>>79344650
I am

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>half hour left
>no trump impressions

Think those 2 new guys are gonna be fulltime cast next season?

toilet dog is a pretty cool name desu

>>79345082
They usually are, with a mix of tourists. Those tickets are free, and we all know that city people love free shit.

gary busey as washed up cocaine was the best SNL joke in ages

>>79345064
I get travel shows about beaches.
>>79345113
Oh no. You wasted your time for nothing and you have nothing to bitch about.
>:^D

>>79345126
You have to win a raffle to get tickets to SNL

>>79345113
I think Lorne has seen the error of his """""Liberal""""" ways.

>>79345127
Helloooooooo pants

>>79345116
Mikey Day for sure will. I think Moffat and Melissa have a good shot too.

Lorne sure seems to be giving them more sketch opportunities than any of the recent new actors (Noel Wells for example)

TRUMP ALERT

>>79345113

Oh yeah?

>>79345113
there you go

>bannon in the audience

>>79345113
Spoke too soon.

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>Che literally goes "Honey.. ummm" before a joke
Why do memes become real

STEVE BANNON IN THE AUDIENCE KEK

>>79345145
Whoops, fuck me, I was thinking of the way late night shows give their tickets away.

>>79345179
I think I saw Mike Pence too.

>waited an hour to finally use Trump

Impressive self-control.

>>79345186
Will he pull off the mask and be Rosie O'Donnell?

>>79345184
There is now, bitch. heh *teleports away*

>not using judge Judy

Did they fuck up?

did they actually do 8 years of tons of bush sketches?

seems like this is going to get kind of old after a few months

>>79345184
we caused this

Judge Judy would have been more fun.

Is the grim reaper in the audience?

SNL hasn't been funny for 15 years

>>79345225
Is she even on the air anymore other than reruns?

>>79345184

she writes for snl

>bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do
kek

Shirtless Putin alert!

>>79345245
rosie o'donnel

me in the back left

>>79345245
steve bannon, yes

the sons always get me

>>79345227
he didn't act like a teenage girl on twitter

>>79345227
Not going to get old because Trump is going away soon

Stupid sexy Putin

>>79345184
She writes for Jimmy Kimmel you numbnuts

>>79345245
Thats Steve Bannon.

>>79345227
Oldfag here, I think they did them more tastefully back then. Like, when he would show up it would feel like a special event not a obligation. Lots of classic sketches like when he was at his Texas ranch. The outtakes on that were hilarious btw.

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>>79344757
are you suggesting that these actors are making money capitalizing on the uneducated or mentally disabled???

>>79345273
>Trump is going away soon
yeah just 7.96 years to go

Trump is an ignorant fat racist fuck

>>79345227
During the Bush era they at least distanced his parodies from episodes. There were only like four or five per season

Since SNL is a lot more desperate for ratings they're putting all their chips on Trump sketches until people get tired of it

Will Baldwin ever get Trump's voice right?

I wonder if they just get some intern to dress up as Steve Bannon/Death or if it's an actual cast member behind the mask

>>79345302
>trump
>getting relected

love this meme

>>79345184
I'd impregnate that Jewess

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>>79345304
don't be so mad friend

x 23 a cute

>>79345325

Probably not, but if he did it wouldn't be as funny.

Logan is kino. Kino!

>>79345346
Pedo

Are they ripping off Nolan now?

Logan confirmed for newest /tv/ cunny

>>79345304
thank you ted, that was the joke

>>79345325
He's actually not that bad at it imo.

>>79345331
Remember how little you cared about politics 2 years ago? Please do that again.

>>79345227
Pretty much every opening sketch in SNL is on the biggest political story of the week. Today was an exception because the Trump impersonator is the host and the host doesn't appear in the opening sketch.
So yes, if the biggest story of the week involved Bush he would be in the show.

those legs

holy shit

Dat sasheer

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>>79345331

>we've hired this woman to feel the pain for you
SJW joke?

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>fox learning their lesson and making another rated R super hero movie

FUCK YES TRACY

OH SHIT REAL NIGGA TIME

TRACY FUCKING MORGAN!!!!

Poor Tracy still sounds like shit.

>>79345325
I think with Trump it's hard because you have to get his voice, speech patterns, and mannerisms all down and they're so unusual that its hard to get all 3 at once

I'M BRIAN FELLOW

TRACY

WE

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TRACY SPOTTED

>>79345429
at least he hasn't gone busey mode

SLAY

>>79345227
Bush wasn't being retarded and morally bankrupt several times a day, he was just goofy and somewhat embarrassing every other week or three.

Bush also didn't feel the need to comment on SNL's parodies or have a White House that leaked all of his thoughts to the media the night after. SNL is essentially baitposting and Trump can't stop giving them (You)s whereas Bush wasn't even in the thread.

>>79345331
>trump will never make the primaries
>trump will never be the candidate
>trump will never win the election
>trump will never get reelected
Someday you'll be right.

>>79345420
Has there really been many R-rated superhero movies besides Watchmen?

>>79345429
He sounds normal to me

>>79345398
2 skits

do women become much better actors when they're playing pregnant or is it my imagination

>>79345474

Deadpool. The most successful R-rated opening in history or something like that.

>>79345488
yeah not sounding bad imo?

Tracy is the genius of acting stupid.

ha ha the crowd totally missed that 16 years joke

>>79345474
the punisher movies

more like punishit movies

pretty savage t.b.h.

Loved seeing Tracy in there

that was cringe as fuck

waste of Tracey

>Blonde hair
Please stop

>>79345517
I noticed it and was surprised no one laughed.

i loved that skit so much i wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

>>79345474
The Judge Dredd movies and Punisher ones.

>this stupid chick with bangs

50 shades of black was way better

>>79345492
You've found your fetish, congrats

Keenan and Bobby pushed out when?

Which vet will get the boot next?

>>79345517
explain pls

SEE IT AGAIN

>>79345562
16 years till he's back in a vagina.

>>79345573
MOOOODS

>>79345562
destiny's child

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>>79345543
>middle school

m m
uh uh
nope

>>79345573
WOWEE

There's a few more black women in SNL why do they always use leslie wtf?

>>79345608

Geez, what set her off?

>a whole sketch about Leslie

Yay.

>you're too beautiful

wew best joke this ep

Is it just me or are sketches shorter this season? It felt like sketches always went 2 minutes too long from like 2009-2015. SNL has been less of a slog this season, obviously this may be partly due to the improved writiing

Mooney is money

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>anon turn your lame tv show off and come hangout with me!

IT MAKES SENSE THAT LESLIE AND MOONEY ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP

GET IT?

BECAUSE NEITHER IS FUNNY

AT ALL

>>79345622
because racism

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>>79345608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxz3acXM6w

I love it when Lorne makes cameos

>>79345472
We are right now: Trump is incompetent like we said he would be

OK OK that black trump was pretty neat
I'll give that to leslie

God nigger women are so disgusting. All it takes is a male wig on a nigger woman and they go from looking "female" to looking like an average Tyrone

>>79345635
Honestly, Trump was made for comedy. You add in some good sketches and this year might be the best since Fey/Ferrell.

based lorne cameo

that was good

Leslie with the BBC

>Baker Street

Okay, you pass.

>>79345682
She's not good looking but what's worse is the way she reacted to Milo and how she tries to shut down anyone who says she's not funny.

>>79345702
https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/baker-dick

>>79345675
You know he's gonna a come out looking like genius soon. Remember, you can't stump the trump. Something will happen, again, and liberals, again, will be blown the fuck out.

>>79345683
Also, all art is better under Republican presidents. Obama was all about corporate safe crap and remakes and capeshit. Trump becomes president and we already have the best animated movie in years, best Shaymalan and action movie since Raid 2 and its only February.

trump Leslie looks like trump pepe.

I thought that was Kate Beckensale playing Melania from the eyes and they were going to continue the skit with her but it just ended there
that was kinda weird, I guess they couldn't figure out an ending

holy shit i just found a full bottle of captain morgan under my bed, must have been there for like 6 months

>>79345753
>best animated movie in years,

What's that?

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>>79345723
she's barely literate, I wouldn't pay her much mind.

>>79345743
LUL

The only thing he did that was smart was realize that there were a lot of racist retarded redneck Americans he could pander to.

this is the epitome of meh tier music

>>79345762
that's what it made me think about! lol

switched to the middle on fox to avoid ed.

>>79345788
Zootopia

>>79345753
Best thing the gov't can do for art is cut the funding. That shit is corrupting as fuck. Everyone chasing after grants and shit.

>>79345743
They have battered wife syndrome. Now we gotta kick North Korea and Irans ass. Its going to be so fun!

>>79345753
>implying shamalamadingdong knew that trump will win 6 months before election

>>79345782
drink that shit, nigga!

>>79345820
>girl

>>79345635
You may be right. This year they announced there's more content and less ads. So either there's shorter sketches with an extra sketch or two, or longer sketches and the same amount

>>79345820
Yes.

>>79345782
wooHOO! Partay!

>>79345820
That's a man, son.

>>79345820
Do it pussy

Fuck gingers fuck ed Sherman

>>79345798
everything sounds the same, so formulaic. this decade has the worst music ever
never thought i'd ever miss 00 nu-metal era

>>79345820
yes

go get that pussy

>>79345788
In case you weren't joking, LEGO Batman.

>>79345818
His Split character was probably inspired by election madness and maybe even Trump.

>>79345820
Grab that pussy like Alec Baldwin.

so this what european music is like. hmm.

Kek, Ed wears shoes with lifts.

>>79345820
go play with that meat wallet son!

>>79345846
as a ginger, I'm highly offended by your remark

>>79345820
Hell yea

>>79345866
>the UK
>europe

it's pretty much the 52nd state

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>>79345874
u mad?

>>79345753
What's the animated movie?

Whelp, looks like Cecily panty shot will live in legend. Still no proof it happened

>>79345874
Damn... I'm.. I'm Sorry.

>>79345865
I can literally smell your newly acquired liberal arts degree.

>>79345904
1 minute in and the best moment of the night

>>79345847
tbqh Bush had pretty decent music until the end.
LCD Soundsystem, Outkast, Sum 41, Destiny's Child, Daft Punk, Postal Service, Death Cab,For Cutie, I dunno more shit just it was all right.

>>79345906
I'm just fucking with you. I am a ginger, though

>>79345908
And from your salt I can assume you hold no degree and that your response to this post will be something like 'hurrr at least I'm not in debt'

>>79345908
underrated

More Mooney!

>>79345904
the whole opening will be on youtube in less than a day

keep your dick patient

>>79345904
Don't worry. NBC will upload the sketch to youtube tomorrow in 1080p

>>79345904
it was when Spicey was using the leaf blower on her. Idk how you missed it her dress was up for a good few seconds

Damn Alec looks fucking exhausted. Niggas getting old. Sweating like Matt Damon watching Ben workout to play batman.

Something happened to me. Kek

Fart jokes everybody.

DUDE

FARTS

LMAO

The weird show enders have been great this season

>last sketch of the night is a sketch about farting and pooping

ok

Did anyone post Vanessa's nudes?

Has brapposting gone too far?

>fart jokes
Yeah, this isn't a strong sketch to end on.

farts lol genius

>>79345925
only OutKast and Daft Punk are any good from that list (and the only good Daft Punk album, Homework, came out in 1997; also, they are French)

I never really found fart jokes funny

>>79345950
Mate, I have something better: 5 years in a STEM field and two diplomas to prove it.

>the best skits are after weekend update, they said

Yup, that was a "last sketch of the night, just do whatever" sketch alright.

he blew it

>>79345942
Yeah I was saying I'm sorry you're ginger

3/10

>>79345893
>52

That's a wrap. 5

>>79345984
>>79345987
>>79345999
>>79346000

Hello red it

>>79346005
come on, discovery was good too.

now that the dust has settled, was it kinomagic?

8/10 episode

First few sketches were good but episode died pretty quickly

I had a feeling nothing was gonna top the opener with Melissa. I was right.

Meh, still not the worst it could be.

See ya in March, guys.

>>79346005
Ah come on not even Sum 41, In Too Deep, Fatlip, With Me, Still Waiting? It was the virtual death of grunge.

>fart jokes
So this is the comic relief for smart people

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It was pretty underwhelming for what it could have been but i give it a solid 7

melissa mccarthy looks bangin now tbqh

Meanwhile, TCM is doing the always irritating 31 days of Oscar. Might as well watch the end of TOTALLY FUCKING BASED HARVEY.

I thought that last sketch was going to end with Baldwin having been the one farting, and apparently so did he. Instead they just ended it without a punchline. Who the fuck writes this shit?

Most over rated episode in years. First few sketches were okay but that Shit went nowhere. The highlight as always is this sick ass sax

>>79346095
titties still pretty small for a girl of her size

Last ditch was best sketch and that's not saying much.

>>79346106
>always irritating 31 days of Oscar.
You dislike it? I like that they consistently play very good films in one month instead of how they usually fill their schedule with flops and duds. They usually play lots of classics.

>>79346127
Go give it to your local police department

>>79346011
Well, at least you have a good job brother. I am still looking for my job with my liberal arts degree lol you got me there. I regret it but I will try to make it with help from my friends.

ive watched snl plenty of times and can still never understand what the fuck the show is that comes on after

>>79346127
Eat it.

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>>79344383
D R O P P E D
R
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P
P
E
D

>>79346176
1st look? it's a travel show, they show night clubs and shit

>>79346159
Good luck to you, then. I heard it's tough to find something meaningful with your kind of education.

>>79345998
it hasn't gone far enough imho

>>79346192
Bayer is hilarious though

>>79346192
I'm surprised Vanessa was born in '81

Last sketch was best. That's not saying much. Where do they find some of these people. Do any of them even have a drug abuse problem?

>>79346198
your move with andy stanley

>>79346192
it was well-known that both of them are jewish, you fucking uninformed nazi

>>79346216
Last sketch was the dumbest crap they've had on in a while.

>>79346176
depends on where you're watching from. different shows for different bros

>>79346192
>implying you wouldn't convert to Islam for those sweet silver dollar nipples.

>>79346218
bayer yes

but davidson hasn't described himself jewish so far
whenever he talks about his (secretly jewish) dad - it's always about the 9/11 incident

>>79346192
>having to google whether or not those two are Jewish

nigga LOOK at them

>>79346150
I'm kind of a sucker for the flops and duds. Last night on a local channel I saw "Private Buckaroo" (1942) with Shemp Howard and the Andrews Sisters. It was a huge flop, but a great early WW2 movie. And I love all the cheesy pre-code stuff. I've seen most of the Oscar stuff. Although Harvey is fucking great, I must admit.

And how are you, Mr. Wilson?

Here's the thing, I don't find the Trump sketches particularly funny, but it's clear that they are responsible for the ratings boost. People have been hyping this episode for weeks in anticipation of it being politically themed. Instead they do a handful of Trump sketches and they weren't even all that strong. If I'm Lorne Michaels, I'm milking that cow for all it's worth. I'd be throwing whatever amount of money necessary to get that disgusting cow Rosie on to play Bannon come hell or high water. I would be tripling down on Trump sketches. It would have been the most talked about thing on television for weeks. Why are these people so bad at their jobs?

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>>79346192
you forgot this SNL jew

>>79346277
Vanessa doesn't look too Jewish, unlike Davidson who has that hair.

>>79346326
Vanessa looks like Adam Sandler.

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SNL IS SEXIST

SNL BTFO

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>>79346192
im 3 months older than pete and hes league more successful

>>79346348
>Olivia Nuzzi
literally who

>>79346348
>the opinion of some nobody who isn't even twitter-verified

literally who

>>79346176
Some affiliates play different shit. NBC O&O's (like me who live in Boston) and other affiliates play 1st Look, others play that shitty thinly-veiled Christian show Your Move, while some just sign off and play infomercials. Showtime at the Apollo used to play, but the agreement fell through between the Apollo Theater and NBC in the early 2000s.

>>79346380
I'm 7 years older than him and I've never had a job.

>>79346380
Nah, you'd be on Pete's level if your dad died on 9/11.

>>79346348
Fuck this lady. Why cant a sketch just be a joke? Why does it have to be a play in some collective effort to delegitimize the admijsitration?

>>79346380
probably because you have zero comedy talent genes because you aren't jewish

>>79346415
Bless your heart. Don't wreck your record.

>>79346415
some would say, doing what you love isn't a job at all :^)

>>79346453
Some would say that if you can afford to do what you love, you don't need a job.

>>79346309
I feel it's pretty great to milk on Trump, bur remember the liberal double-down hampering the fans of the show.
>whay are these people so bad at their jobs
They are either liberal triggered SJWs (Che and Jones, etc) or they aren't personally funny.

>>79345997
Did you?

>>79346387

Some DailyBeast idiot who actually took the word of an anonymous twitter user that Pepe is a nazi symbol

>>79346437
>implying Jewish can comedy
Lawl. You're making Alex Jones look as credible as a university professor.

>>79346533
What a dumb cunt. Why are we even mentioning her?

>>79346565
>Seinfeld

>>79346309
>Here's the thing, I don't find the Trump sketches particularly funny, but it's clear that they are responsible for the ratings boost.


I am pretty sure the ratings are reported as up when measured against the season's lowest ratings which were record lows overall.

Baldwin's ridiculous Trump impression, is more of a Trump impersonation Baldwin impersonating Trump.

I found Johnny Depp's Funny or Die more entertaining than SNL's propaganda.

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Did anyone watch the old sink episode that played before?? I lost my shit at this.