Post YouTube film 'critics' who are fake movie

Jeremy Jahns

>>79344201
Dan from SJ, Alicia Malone and Jim Gisriel would be the top possible movie show prove me wrong you can't.

>>79345578
Alicia and Dan are pretty great. Don't know who the other guy is. The top possible movie show though is Cinefix

>>79345578
>Jim Gisriel
Saw this guy mentioned in a thread a week or so ago. I like his stuff but I can't keep up with all of it.

>>79344201

Cinemasins don't know shit about cinema.

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>>79344201
99% of them are

>TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK

Dude is so insincere. I suspect he's not even human.

>>79346154
He is this really ultra under the radar guy but he gives extremely intelligent reviews that go beyond your typical "this movie had nice special effects and action. I would give it superultracooltacular!"

The only thing that annoys me is his "Movie Guy Voice" and some of the low budgetness.

>>79344377

Jahns is God Emperor of the plebs but he's not fake in any way.

I fucking hate Screen Junkies now. Honest Trailers is still pretty good but everything else they do sucks. I hate how they seem to have decided to monopolise the movie category of YouTube.

>>79346257
this, if you watch him on collider he genuinely seems excited and invested in movies while everyone else has this aura of faking it. They all just say, "I loved this, I am so excited for this" but they are just throw away statements. with Jahns you actually see true excitement,even if it is for complete garbage

all of them

Average YouTube critic
>this movie made me think. And that ending? How would you deal with it? And oh my god, the cinematography is just so good. The action was also great, no jump cuts just solid action. And let me tell you I know my action!

>>79344201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll_JPrXFKGo

this guy is the real deal, fuck TGWTG and Screen Junkies

>>79346915
>123 viewers
>4chan meme avatar
fuck off and stop shilling your channel.

>>79347157
im subscribed to this guy, not my channel. kys nigger

>>79347182
Sure faggot, totally not your channel.

https://twitter.com/MarkEllisLive

this annoying ugly faggot

I always enjoy watching this dudes videos

https://www.youtube.com/user/FanboyFlicks

His twilight reviews are hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69F7dH44z3k&index=59&list=PLB881D108601BE7B2

>>79347200
that's right you lil bitch. I'm one of 51 subscribers, so literally fucking kill yourself

>>79346366
You not getting the sub count you were hoping for?

>>79346915
>likes neon demon
>says the revenant, mad max, and star wars were the best movies of last year
Yeah, no fuck off. Watch more movies before you blast your vapid useless opinions into the air like your jizz.

>>79344201
Alicia Malone is my Waifu. Signore is a joke. Although I love movie fights. Debate is always fun to me

>>79344201
All of them are idiots who whore for attention and then the few that genuinely like films are giant embryos.

>>79348070
>>79344201
>Movie Fight
>Nick Mundy is in it

automatic trash. Especially when he sucks The Rock's dick everytime he mentions him.

>>79346223
Cinemasins used to just be funny when their vids were like 3 to 5 minutes. Fuck now theyre a chore to watch

>>79348095
Who is Nick Mundy? like how is he famous? is it just SJU?

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>>79348070
>Alicia Malone
She's thick now!

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>>79344201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LebsAxw2dgg