>I think.. I want you to fuck me in my ass... I've never

>looking for her ass
>still can't find it

>>79335577
>eww bitch, no
>gross
>*hangs up*

>>79335636
>gross
>eww

Cuck

>>79335577
I don't know
why do women have to be so cryptic

>>79335577
That was her talking to Woody as executive producer but they left it in.

>>79335636
i also would never agree to fucking someone in the ass because it's gross, but i'd never hand it out to them this way because it would hurt them

i'd probably just turn it into some kind of a joke

>i want you to fuck me in the ass
>haha nice one babe, made me laugh there

or something like that

10/10 writing bravo Pizza

>>79335577
your triple consecutive dubs have been checked but yeah hmmm that is a puzzler

>>79335636
I do anal with my gf occasionally because she's into it. I'm not really, but it still feels good.

>>79335714
yuck

>>79335714
yeah ok guy

anal doesn't feel any better the only appeal to it is it feels dirtier and raunchier than normal sex

>>79335577
lili simmons hnnnnnnnnnng fat juicy sexy white ass finna piss on that shit

>>79335577
lady i think you got the wrong number. bye

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I can't even fit in my girlfriends v hole let alone bunghole

>>79335889
Part of the reason I'm not into it is how difficult it is just to get my dick in there without hurting her
Tbh it's a lot more effort and doesn't feel any better than fucking her pussy in my opinion

>>79335753
>>79335688
>>79335636
Is /tv/ populated by 12 year olds?

>>79335954
We're not degenerates like you, mother*cker

>>79335954

falling for the b8

>>79335954
fuck off shitlover

>>79335954
anal with women is gross because they get no pleasure from it, its literally pointless
anal with a trap is perfectly acceptable

>>79336049
>anal with women is gross because they get no pleasure from it, its literally pointless
>virgins really believe this

For real though only fags are into anal, that shit is gross even with a chick.

>fucking an asshole instead of a vagina

mentally ill

>>79336049
>Implying my gf doesn't cum hardest when I'm buried to the hilt in her ass
She loves it.

>>79335797
no the appeal is that it hurts the bitch

>>79336065

It is.

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>not saving your gf for procreation and saving anal for you and your bros

>>79336049
The rectal walls and the vaginal canal share tissue genius. As in nerve endings?

She knew he was drifting away and she needed to up the ante to draw him back in. Not a lot of men could resist an offer like that from someone like her.

>>79335714
Post her pic nigger I wanna fap

>>79336192
I've got nothing safe to post and I'm not getting banned for you

>>79336138

Yeah, that's why women cum when they shit.

Fucking bro scientist. Kill yourself.

>>79335577
That she has daddy issues.

>>79336049

But blowjobs are okay? If your girl wants to get you off, let her. If you don't want to stick it up her pooper, then don't.

>>79336086
t. little boy who needs to be doing his homework

>>79336252
....do you cum when you shit?

>>79336049
i know a girl who loves anal you mong

>>79336339
are you trying to pretend that you dont?

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>>79336339
>He doesn't

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>>79335577
>wanting poo noodles

>>79336104
liar

>>79335714
>gf is actually into anal
>bf isn't

what a tragedy.

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>>79335577
>this entire thread

>>79335577
Is this really what other people's lives are like? Why shouldn't I kill myself for being autistic again?

>>79337025
desu pretty much

just had a 17y old qt asking me to tie her up, spank her and fuck her hard in the ass

>>79335636
Cuck

Looking at Lily Collins makes me sad because every other woman is ugly s fuck by comparison.

>>79335797
it's a bit tighter

>>79335686
underrated

>>79336224
You know you want to..

>>79335954
since 2004 in the past they were naked...

I don't get it

I was watching this show with a female friend I occasionally bang, and after this scene ended, she turned her head to me and said "You know, I'd like to try that."
Needless to say, True Detective got paused.

>>79337554
>think of how good it would be to pound my jailbait ass***

Fugg :DDDD

>>79336121
>meme

>>79337545
what exactly are you implying?

>>79335591
back to the hood afro

>>79335954
Anal sex only entered the mainstream recently, relatively speaking. An older person is far more likely to be grossed out by things like fucking in the ass and going down on a woman, it's a very millenial thing to be so open about these things.

*BBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

>>79335714

You don't deserve her.

>>79337736
disagree when i was teen we did shit like that with girlfriends and that was more than 10 years ago its
about person to person some are some are not
when was 17 i fucked with couple who was in 29 and 31 and the wife was all in for it

>>79337757
Like cockwork.

>>79337891
So what you're saying is that you're a millennial.

>>79337736
I wonder if the rise of anal has anything to do with the fall of cigarette smoking. I know I'm a dirty shitter when I have a smoke I can't imagine how horrid the BMs were in the 50's when you had a pack a day

>>79337929
early 80s so can go either way

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> pressure gf for ass
> finally get it
> her: like ow
> stop wash up
> break up years later
> tells her friends I'm a fag because attempted anal
> friends gimme that look

>>79338099
Did u rike it??

>>79337545

... while I screamed and cried like a bitch boi for 20mins.

I loved Lili Simmons in Banshee, and also in Westworld and True Detective. I wish I could see her in more shit, but I'm not interested in Hawaii Five-0.

>>79338197
Stopped because it hurt her

>>79338099
I pressured my gf until she did it, and we did it like a dozen times, but each time she begged me not to and I got more and more impatient and less and less preparations were made and so I hurt her more and more, and now she won't do it anymore.

>>79338099
better you break up
she probably had 0 trust in you if you had to pressure her into it
woman give anal when she is comfy and trust you 110%

>>79337554
girls dont talk like that your gf is gross

>>79338200
Project your gayness on someone else, fag

>>79335591
I can find it
its right there

>>79335714
i'm always hesitant to do anal with a new person because you never know how clean they really are, but it's fantastic once you know the person well enough to go for it anytime

>>79338451
Just have them wear a condom so they don't dirty your asshole

This thread is so gay. Sodomy is a disgusting sin.

>>79338451

Shit is shit unless she had bleach for breakfast and a few shots of Mr. Clean.

>>79338605
i don't expect anyone to go to extreme lengths because it's still their shit hole, but they can definitely make sure their rectum doesn't have turds in it beforehand

why would you ever shove your dick where shit comes from, srsly is it some sort of scat fetish ?

>>79338707
Some girls only have that hole

>>79338707
The point is to make her feel like a slut. Only betas won't fuck their girl hard in the ass

>>79338707
>not appreciating the moment when you get the head in and the asshole just sucks in the rest of your dick

>>79336125
Theres nothing like giving your bro a prostate orgasm amirite.

>>79335889
Because of her pussy troll bro he's fending you off.

>>79338657
> I'm coming over for a romantic night hun
> can you shit your guts out and then dig around up there and pull out the remaining nuggets

She has resting bitch face.

>>79338783
i'm not going to teach a girl how to clean herself, but yeah, if we're going to have anal she should make sure to get out all the butt boogers

>>79338791
Kys nig nog king

>>79335636
the only one with decency on this board, dudes who do anal are secret fags

>>79335591
Go fuck your fat apes nigger

wish my girl was into it. We can't even do doggy because it feels too anal-y to her. Missionary is boring as fuck.

>>79338845
>*tips MAGA cap*

>>79338896
>We can't even do doggy because it feels too anal-y to her.
did you meet in a bible camp

>>79338945
>in
*at

>>79338099
well to be fair you are one

>>79338945
Girls at bible camp are into anal because it's not technically sex and they can remain virgins

>>79338945
>implying bible camps aren't just underage orgy camps

I live in a red state and the bible camp most of the kids went to during summer made the Olympic village look a like a nunnery. Every year at the start a few girls never came back to school because they got knocked up.

>>79338909
are you saying you dont like trump?

>confirmed cuck

>>79338099
>tells her friends I'm a fag because attempted anal
i had a bitch do that because we got drunk and i let her eat my ass. how is it gay if a girl does it?

>>79339031
replying to bait
>confirmed retard/trump supporter

>>79338987
anal is technically not sex the same way skinning a person alive is no technically murder

>>79338896
Tbh I prefer it, feels better to me than doggy.
>Prone bone is GOAT

>>79339079
Well Jesus doesn't mind when you get fucked up the ass.

>>79339075
>say something retarded
>gets outed as a tard

>its just bait lolxD

be a man and stand by your words, i know its hard for a coward like you but give it a go, it feels good

>>79337736
the fuck you're talking about, son.
EVERYBODY did Anal before condoms became popular.

>>79339141
>still replying

>>79339137
Jesus is against degeneracy, please get right with God

>>79339165
>its just bait
>you responded therefore im right

are you a woman by any chance? you have no logic

>>79339181
We were left by God so fucking getting right by him.

>>79339226
thanks for the You

>>79339263
I dont get (You)s on mobile so apologize

>>79339181
>basing your life on ancient myths

wew

lad

>>79335577
She's so pretty. She's in Hawaii Five-0 right now.

Pls don't tell me I'm gonna fap again...

>>79335577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

>not exclusively doing anal

>>79335577
That scene was unrealistic as fuck.

>>79337958
It has all to do with porn. It's because porn as a whole has tended to get more extreme because of the constant competition.
15 years ago anal was much less prevalent.
5 years ago deepthroat and throatfucking where also less present, now it's hard to find a video where the girl doesn't do it.
I'm curious to see where we'll go next.

NORMIE THREAD
ABORT ABORT

>Hanging out with girlfriend
>She's laying on my bed playing Final Fantasy X-2
>I'm rubbing her back
>Working her clothes off so I can rub her better
>Get her pants off and rubbing everything
>Get idea
>Grab the lube and ease it in
>She fucking loves it

Woman are just like machines, you need to warm them up.

>>79337554
Nips aren't supposed to face the ground.

>>79337554
And that's the first time you do it. It's great and she cleans up and no shit on your dick. Then the stigma goes away, you're comfortable with it, you do it a second time and all is nice and well. You go to the bathroom to take a leak some time afterwards and there it is, shit covered winky.

>>79335954
Well it IS the worst board for a reason

>>79336987
>Actually into anal

Are you a virgin? The bitches don't like it in the ass thing is a myth, every girl likes anal.

>>79337736
If you were a teen 10 years ago you ARE a millennial dumbass.

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>>79335591
She's okay. I prefer her legs to be honest.

>>79337545
I don't get it. What did she mean?

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>>79344484
Samefagging for her legs and hair.
So pretty.

This is how the meme started right?

>>79335577
Anal is overrated.
No condom + vagina is top.

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>>79335688

>>79335577
I fucked my gf in the ass after watching this episode

>>79337263

no it isn't, the opening is tighter but the actual anus is not,

then again it depends on how loose the bitch pussy is