>character looks at a woman in a bar >*scene changes into

...You mean a perfectly normal occurrence?

>>79329331

abysmal bait, take the pity (You)

>>79329408
I'm sorry are you implying that hooking up with someone that you just met at a bar is an unrealistic fantasy?

>>79329462
You must speak to them first. Did you get lost from reddit?

>>79329487
The idea is that they skip the idle flirting for a few minutes before they actually go fuck. Either way, sometimes it requires less than 30 seconds of flirting.

Honestly, this is clearly just an example of you failing to understand normal people things.

>>79329296
I know right, sci-fi is my favorite kino genre

>>79329296
That Pepe looks like Alex Jones

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>MC has sex with a woman
>She has an orgasm

Really what are your guys' excuses for not being normal people who do normal things and have normal experiences?

>>79329637
That's a photograph of Alex Jones you retard.

>MC meets a cute girl
>Doesn't immediately start fantasizing about cutting her into small pieces.

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>sex scene
>guy confidently removes clothing
>doesn't panic and begin having an asthma attack
>doesn't begin muttering a string of self-deprecating statements
>doesn't have to have the female comfort him
>doesn't have to take a few anti-anxiety meds to calm down
>doesn't have to convince the female to become interested in sex again after the meds take effect and she's become distracted with her phone
>sex doesn't involve the two rutting awkwardly while avoiding eye contact
>guy doesn't feel awkward moaning or panting
>doesn't hold his breath to avoid this, causing him to almost blackout several times
>female achieves orgasm during coitus rather than masturbating afterwards
>female doesn't confess all her feelings of disgust to my "sleeping" body

>>79329766
Mother was a bipolar alcoholic who abused drugs and had frequent manic episodes.

I also grew up in a house in the countryside with few opportunities to socialize.

>>79329296
This never happened to you before?

>character has sex with a female
>he doesn't pay her afterwards
???

>>79330157
If you arent too horny to think straight while fucking something is wrong with you.
>confess feelings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

>>79329296

> Courtroom scene
> White lawyer's closing speech
> Jury are all Klan members in full Klan gear
> White lawyer pulls his dick out
> Pisses in the judges face
> Grab's the clerks tits
> Shits in a mini-trebuchet
> Fires it at the judge
> Black accused walks free

Every time.

>>79329296
this basically happened in Live by Night and all I could think about was this thread

>>79329331
Yeah, it's a bar, women go there just to have sex.

>>79330488
No, but it is a frequent occurrence.

>>79329773
It's unironically Alex Jones's birthday today.

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>sex scene
>foreplay starts great
>character suddenly doesn't loose interest all of a sudden
>girl trying to salvage the situation doesn't try to blow MC's semi
>this doesn't make it even worse somehow
>character doesn't just lay on his back looking at the roof thinking about whatever
>girl doesn't just give up and mumble something along the lines "you were so warm a moment ago, now your skin feels so cold"
>character doesn't stay silent wanting to be anywhere anywhen other than there and then.
>character doesn't think about this for the rest of his life without finding an answer to his very existence.

heh movies

>character doesn't have to take four different pills to face getting up in the morning

>>79329766
cripplingly depressed with suicidal tendencies.

>>79329766
because PLEASE WAKE UP

>>79330374

Name 3 Taco Bell commercials there this happens.

>>79329745
>MC has sex with a woman
>he gets off within 30 seconds and then cries himself to sleep

>character is home alone
>he's not spending his time fapping to porn on the internet

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>brief acquaintances run into each other at the store
>guy: hey
>girl: hey
>cut to scene of wild, kinky sex

>>79329557
>Either way, sometimes it requires less than 30 seconds of flirting.
As an actual chad, you're so full of shit. It takes more than 30 seconds at a fucking go-go bar in thailand, let alone some dive in the US. Take a (you) for the effort I guess

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>character leaves his room

>>79329766
>not sure

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>>79331491
movie magic, huh?

>>79331491

ouch

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>>79332201
>>79332201
>as an actual chad
AHJHAHAHAHA

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>>79329331
>perfectly normal occurrence

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>>79329296
>watching pornkini

>"Oh my god you're so fucking huge!!"

>immersion ruined

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>>79334064
>be 6 inches EVEN, not single cm more
>my ex actually said this when i was inside ("youre so big")
I almost costanza faced IRL. like fucking really? are you a virgin? I'm average at best. not a girth sausage either

really broke my immersion to hear that.

but now im gay (that was my final gf) so maybe itll be a good size when i get a bf

Just asking because I am really not sure anymore:
You guys are memeing right? you aren't really that autistic right? youre just joking but in truth normal members of society right?

I mean even I who grew up as a social outcast, bullied and hated by his father, playing WoW all day eventually got my shit together and now life a normal life with a functioning relationship and sexlife.

>>79334147
>It's a main character doesn't know how many cm are X inches
It hit way too close to home

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>>79334171
I wonder who's behind this post

>>79334583
this

Never understood that either. People say it's very difficult for a man to get women into bed like that.

>>79329296
What's your problem? Everyone does that. No point in wasting screen time with trivialities.

>>79329766
No excuse for me, just spent all my time on the internet away from people and never developed social skills or a normal sexuality

>>79334171
>I hate my dad!
>I'm a gamer too, guys!
Have a (you)

>>79329898
lol, I know right?

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>Girl dressed with a tight mini-skirt sees a man in a bar
>Cut to scene of the guy violently penetrating her vagina for 30 minutes while he chokes her, then he procedes to penetrate her ass doggy-style for some good 15 minutes so hard it starts to bleed while she screams "please, don't stop, i am a bitch! i am your sex slave!! punish me!" as he slaps her ass, then she starts sucking his dick deeptroath for 20 minutes straight while she pinches her tits and he brutally moves her head with his hand... then the man cums on her face and she swallows the cum that got ejaculated near her mouth, finally the man calls her a fucking whore and spits on her face.
>Next scene shows them waking up in bed the next morning
>Girl gets up and covers her body with a bed sheet
>"teehee! don't look at my naked body, you silly boy!"

>>79336113
get some help, bud

>>79329296
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. Did you know the guy with the orangutan, You used to date the guy with the orangutan, Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan Next thing you know she's calling.

I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime. Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra- Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'.

At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into you life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.

Then the orangutan fucks her mother.

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>>79336113

>>79329296
Banshee pilot episode, kek

>>79329766
If we knew why we would fix it.

>character is happy for any amount of time

>>79336284
I remember this pasta

It's almost as good as the pasta with the guy giving tips on how to convince the girl you're from the future

>>79336520
Why does this keep happening it's not even realistic

>>79336113
does this happen in real life?

>>79334171
I live a completely normal life doing completely normal things with completely normal people.

I just haven't had a girlfriend or had sex in about six years. I don't know how people do it,and it makes me miserable when I try so I just don't bother any more.

I talk to women literally every day without problem its just a matter of initiative for me

Fear of rejection fear of things ending up badly fear of having to live up to someone's standards and fear of not being able to get out of a situation easily are all thoughts that hold me back so I have just never asked out a girl and since ive never been to a party or a club I've never engaged in hook up culture

>>79329766
I'm a relatively normal person at first appearance, fit, employed, own a car and live out of home but still can't talk to women for shit despite knowing I'm good looking enough to attract at least some girls.
You have to literally retrain your brain to react differently in social situations to return a smile, not fumble your words, maintain proper eye contact, direct conversation in appropriate directions. And all the while you just want to run away or restart the conversation. And on top of all that you have to be charming as well. This applies to all social interaction to a degree, not just women.
And again, I'm not nearly as bad these days as a lot of the poor anons here. I've just got constant anxiety and very low self-esteem despite not being overweight anymore, both predating but made worse by alcoholism. No actual mental problems that I know of though.

>>79336626
>>79336749
>>79336913
My theory is that there's just a different type of person who just don't work when it comes to normal relationships. Better to not try.

>>79329766
cause im a self hating pedophile who doesnt want to get into trouble

>>79336113
>ass to mouth blowjobs

good one

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>>79329766
im a social retard with zero friends, therefore i am unable to live social life.

also i was beaten at home, and bullied in school as a child. my confidence is fucked beyond reason. I have 100+ hypertrophic scars, and burn marks (various degrees), on generally non visible spots of my skin, which is a product of self harm faggotry. theraphy did'not helped shit, my job is kind of shit, and i never touched a woman.

>>79329766
idk lol

>>79329766
i'm a 21yo kisless virgin
but
>i have family
>i had friends during school
>i have money
>i'm not ugly
>i'm not a manlet
>i'm healthy

and i think that makes it worse than what everyone else posted, because they have excuses, and i can't find any
i wish i was poor, ugly and beaten by parents when i was a kid... i could justify it with that.

>>79330277
Underrated

>>79338587
a fuckup like that can get easy pussy I wish I was that intetesting

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>>79337177
That must be really hard man, I hope you find some solace in your life

>>79329331
fuck off chad

>>79339385
leggy spurdo is the best meme ever made, I wish people used him more

>>79329766
Moved from neighborhood to neighborhood too much and got bullied maybe.

Still, I try.

>>79329766
asian

>>79339425
It's called Gondola

Have you never been to /wsg/? They regularly have hella comfy gondola threads.

>>79329296
>Bar scene
>There is always an asshole that ends getting wrecked by the badass character.

>>79329766
I'm all of those but I RP as autistic NEET here and on /r9k/

>>79339362
Anyone can get pussy with low enough standards desu.

Trust me, there is nothing interesting about shit low middleclass parenting, and burning myself with cigarette buds and shit.

Its not in like movies with a troubled but charismatic main character lmao

>>79329487
You are aware that film editing allows the viewer to skip larger portions of time in a story, right?

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>character has a harem of girls he met on omegle from over 12 different countries

>>79339693
I've had a few omegle girls that ive added on skype over the years
The problem is that they get sick of me only being interested in them when I'm horny, after I cum I'm always like, "Okay I'm going to bed lol"
So it never lasts long, maybe 2 or 3 skype sessions per girl

>>79329766
I'm a fat ugly loser.

>>79339773
I just use snapchat and kik. Some of them I just use for sexting and 2 of them are genuinely qt and interesting that I have some respect for.

>>79329766
Helicopter Parents