Happy birthday, Chloë! Today she's 20 years old.
What is your favorite Chloë movie, /tv/? Is Kick-Ass still the best thing she's ever done or is it Let Me In? Why don't people talk about Scorsese's Hugo?
>>79296907
She was pretty good in Return of the King
>>79296907
She was so absolutely fuckable at this age. Jesus Christ just at those DSLs.
>>79296907
All of them
>>79297009
The sad part is her stunt double had even better lipsand was male
>>79297057
good god /tv/
>>79296907
How did you go from that
>>79297057
Feliz cumpleaños a ti
feliz cumpleaños a ti
feliz cumpleaños querido Chloë
feliz cumpleaños a ti.
>>79297091
Ernesto?
>>79297085
To this?!?!
She was the lead in Predator right, with the machine gun and stuff?
>>79297085
to this
Daww Happy Birthday Chole. In Hugo she was a precociuos little angel wearing a beret. Adorable.
>>79297108
Oh man I follow Ernesto on twitter. He hasn't stopped. It's disturbing as fuck every day when I see his tweets at her. What surprises me is that she hasn't blocked him yet.
>>79296907
Loli Chloe was a treat.
Time is a destructive force.
>>79297120
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>79296907
I really enjoyed Let Me In. Even more so than the original. She was pretty cute in it.
>>79296907
>yfw daddy feels too big and throbbingly cums inside your tiny vagina
>>79297161
Is that a Steven Tyler reference?
>>79297120
N-nani!?
>>79296907
I really enjoy her in Hugo and I always wonder why it didn't do to good box office wise.
>>79297237
Would you have let her in? I sure as fucking hell wouldn't.
>>79297323
I would have let her in, but I sure as hell wouldn't have let her kiss me after sucking the blood of that police man. That's nasty.
>>79297318
'Cause it was boring as fuck and it had no plot. The movie didn't make any sense. It was advertised as a kid's movie but it was all artsy and dramatic about cinema and arts for adults and it was a movie directed at cinephiles although marketed to kids. The elements in that movie didn't add up. It was weird as fuck.
>happy birthday huh?
>well anon why dont you buy me a protein shake to show me how much you like me
>and make sure its chocolate flawored or i will destroy your testicles
Where has the past seven years gone?
The years start coming and they don't stop coming, yo.
>>79297363
Yeah that's probably why. Though I still like even though its just a love letter to cinema from the eyes of kids.
>>79296907
>she
>>79297178
BOST TWITTER NAO
>>79297480
a scar
>>79296907
It feels good that theres atleast one active Chloe and pablo thread while the rest of /tv/ is going up into flames from crybaby special snowflakes from /pol/
>>79297057
you forgot something
>>79297571
>body on the floor is not Pablo
5/10
>>79296907
got any more lewd young chloe like in OP?
postem
>>79296907
I liked her in Hick. But that's about it.
so do we all agree her peak was kick-ass era to dark shadows?
i remember seeing kick-ass 2 ads and saw her in the outfit and started to sob because her bodytype would be shit
>>79297647
ayyyyy
>>79297873
[in chipmunk spanish]
ay caramba, niña no es bueno
>>79296907
is he going to tell every reporter that shes 20 like she did when she was 18
noone fucking cares you fat ugly pig bitch
>>79297057
I have never seen this image before
>>79297178
That's pretty sad, on your part I mean.
>>79296907
what's the one she kicks ass and lifts weights?
She was such a beautiful kid; a shame how she turned out.
>>79296907
Imagine shoving your cock down hitgirls throat
>>79298205
Why?
>>79298257
thats before her transition and testosterone shots
>>79297120
They keep making it better
>>79298257
we could have saved her, instead we were too busy shitposting
>>79298257
She still looks kinda feminine in this.
>>79297091
Zoe chlorine bixler chapman eccehuomo
dear god
>>79298975
this is your god now
mfw it is also Emma Roberts birthday
a challenger appears
I want her to bully me
did we ever find out what went wrong?
Damn, her ass looks like THAT?
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>>79297615
I am going to write a novel based on this picture.
>>79299074
unironically this
>>79299100
had a thread around 2 am, but was del by some fag.
happy birthday chloe!
>>79297082
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if she did have a pens. Look sat those shoulders! I'm mirin hard!
>>79299208
Sometimes I ask myself why I have 3 gigs of Chloe images. What am I doing with my life?
Hey /tv,
I just transferred here from r.eddit and am having a hard time coming up to speed with the meta here. Can someone please explain to me why you meme on Chloe so hard?
I feel like she's 4 Chan material but you guys do nothing but shit on her. I'm just wondering why.
>>79299311
lurk more
>>79299311
chloe pls go
>>79297368
She looks OK at this angle. You can't tell she's built like Bill Rowmanowski.
>>79299227
She has enough cash for several pens
>oink oink
>>79299311
There's no logic to it.
>>79299070
Best Emma, best birthday.
am I the only one who reads her name like CH-LOW
>>79297265
>To this?!?!
bravo, my friends and i are tripping acid and that steven tyler reference is absurd. we are crying, that is the funniest thing i could ever surmise
>>79299358
Shes hot. Just admit it.
>Hey Chloe, the cakes rea-
>>79299311
We're just following the normies, hoping to fit in one day
>>79299407
Anyone who would say no to this is objectively gay for sure
>neat a Chloe birthday thread
>hoping for rare buff chloes
>mfw I already have them all
>>79299407
I always wondered what refrigerator mode looked like IRL
Anyone have the webm of her pegging a guy?
>>79299407
Fine
What kind of pizza does she eat?
>>79299311
Because she transitioned from a cute girl into a fridge.
>>79299496are you sure?
>>79299496
Here's a rare PokeChloe
Happy birthday Chloe!
>>79297732
>dark shadows
she looks amazing in that
fav is kickass
but bought hugo, the equalizer, and 5th wave to celebrate chloe
will also see kickass 2 and let me in
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>>79299603
https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/32084-chloe-moretz/?page=27
I mean pretty much all the OC that could be made was sourced here.
Do you guys think she knows about this?
>>79299710
yes
>>79299727
I sincerely hope she takes lifting seriously. We need more /fit/ hollywood chicks
>>79299666
trips confirm
>>79299787
Coach Pablo is tcob regarding that
>>79297009
Did you just say this about a child, you sick pedo fuck? Can't wait till Trump takes care of you.
>>79300013
Anyone got the original? I can't even find it anymore because of all the meme versions.
>>79299475
>those shoulders
>you're the one who's gay m8
>>79300116
the first picture was the original.
>>79300116
the first one is the original. Sauce is >>79299699
>>79296907
>In 10 yera she'll reach midlife crisis.
>mfw
>>79297057
how do you think this guy feels now that she grew into a linebacker?
>>79299666
GTFO Satan, we know you shill for Burton.
>>79296907
Video related is, un-ironically, the best she ever looked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RIGhKawWm8
The haircut just fits her piggy face perfectly.
>>79299971
No one liked your post.
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>>79298824
For some reason these reminded me about William Birkin
>>79300554
That first time he shows up in the jail cells and you only see his eye arm and it makes that sound. Fucked me up as a kid.
>>79299964
>gondola
>>79300713
>>79299407
>those shoulders
Could probably beat me in an arm wrestle.
>>79300754
Is this a shop?
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>>79298670
Which is the original?
leave my wife alone, she's perfect
>>79299666
trips confirm this
need to get this movie
>>79301421
this was Dark Shadows era Chloe.
>>79300178
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>>79300754
Has science gone too far?
I've come to bless this thread.
>>79297174
That's one of those movies you can't help but project yourself in. I didn't realize she was ugly when I watched it.
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>>79298953
I
CAN'T
BREATHE
>>79297363
>'Cause it was boring as fuck and it had no plot. The movie didn't make any sense.
What? I caught it on HBO randomly and it made perfect sense to me. No idea what kind of retard you would have to be to not like Hugo. You're no doubt a capeshitter. Go masturbate to your smart LEGO movies.
>mfw this thread
Okay, so what's the next stage of her evolution?
How can it get worse?
Imagínate ser Pablo en esa foto y tener que estar como "maldición, Chloe Moretz, estás muy buena, toda sexy con tu cuerpo de refrigerador y horrible cara rechoncha. De verdad tendría sexo contigo" cuando todo lo que quiere hacer es tirarse a otra latina de 16 en el vestidor de Chloe. En serio imagínate tener que ser ese chico mexicano y no solo abrir esa puerta mientras Chloe Grace Moretz luce su asqueroso cuerpo frente a ti, la luz del sol revelando sus pezones perforados y pata de camello, y solo pararte ahí, una y otra vez, mientras ella se abre paso lentamente fuera de su auto. No solo tener que tolerar su monstruosa puta vagina sino su actitud arrogante mientras todos en el lugar le dicen que TODAVÍA LO TIENE y MALDICIÓN, ¿CHLOE GRACE MORETZ SE VE *ASÍ*? porque ellos no son los que tienen que pararse ahí y observar su rechoncha puta cara de michelin colocada flácida y sosa en su asqueroso cuerpo de refrigerador. Te has estado tirando nada más que una saludable dieta de latinas firmes y morenas y después presuntas víctimas de violación del cartel por TODA TU CARRERA saliendo de los barrios bajos en México. Nunca antes has visto algo tan jodidamente asqueroso, y ahora juras que puedes probar el sudor que está saliendo de su mal proporcionado culo mientras se lo abren esos mal ajustados pantalones deportivos, engreidamente confiada en que disfrutas la oportunidad de que te paguen por pararte ahí y deleitarte de su belleza "estatuesca (pues así es como se describe a sí misma)", la belleza por la que trabajó tan duro 7 días a la semana en los meses anteriores. Y entonces ella pide abrir otra puerta, y sabes que podrías matar a cada persona en este estacionamento antes que su seguridad pudiera derribarte, pero te sientas ahí y aguantas, porque eres un puto chico mexicano. No vas a perder tu futura carrera de chofer por esto. Solo aguanta. Asquea la cara y aguanta.
>>79297120
kek
this is pure gold, man
this can't be normal
WHY did she get absolutely destroyed? Time normally wrecks little girls but she was absolutely raped.
>>79302106
The face is still cute but holy fuck, what is going on with her shoulders and arms?!
>>79297120
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she was great as hit girl.
>>79302106
but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>79298953
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUUUUUUCK I AM DYING
it's /ourgirl/'s birthday and no sticky? c'mon swaglord
HEY GAMERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blNaewwqhk8
>>79300268
last thing he felt was a noose
Requesting Chloe pig edit. /tv/ please, you don't know how much I want to harass her on twitter
>>79302357
>she was absolutely raped by time
>implying she didn't rape time and absorbed its essence turning it into gains
>>79297120
M-MASAKA
HORREEEEE SHEEEEEET
did you ever think you would be posting in a chloe bread post teen years?
/tv/ is old
>>79296907
She's only 2 years younger than me. I'm not a pedophile.
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>>79304177
do you think that poor kid even knows hes a meme?
>>79297161
>Hey guys, it's me Hit Girl
It is Let Me In.
It is unlikely she will ever top her performance in that since her whole shtick was being a good child actress but the bar is much higher for adults and she is not talented enough to compete with them.
>>79304506
you dont have to be a good actress to succeed on hollywood
look at kstew
she just needs to stop letting her brother read scripts and pick roles for her
>>79303619
Jesus, she really hit rock bottom.
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>>79298953
>mfw I will never laugh at this for first time
>>79299496
Is this shopped? i can't tell what is real anymore.
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>>79298257
beauty is such a fleeting thing. at least we'll always have pictures of her prime age.
>>79299447
So is this an organized disinfo bot campaign? I mean it would explain all the photoshopping on /tv/ and shit. You can see real people replying between the bots.
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>>79305123
how did she transform into what she is now? its unfair.
>>79299626
Well now I need a Chloémon™ series. I'm not good with shooping or drawing though so I can't really do it myself.
>>79305937
No stop! I will give you my lunch money! Please don't hurt me! I will do anything!
>>79306336
RARE
>>79304430
>WHATEVER GRANDMA TAKE A HI-OH HOLY SHITi cant even look at that picture without cracking up now
>>79297161
>i used to be in movies you know
>>79297237
>likes the garbage remake over the patrician original
wow you chloe fags sure are plebs
I want to stalk her
>>79296907
The only thing I've seen this chick in is pictures like this.
I don't think I've missed much looking at her filmography.
>>79306509
ywn have a threesome with them
Chloeposting is the funniest maymay to come from /tv/ since baneposting
>>79306612
hayden. now THERE is a real woman. It's a shame that the pregnancy most likely destroyed her body.
I mean she was carrying a child just as tall as her.
>>79306775
>implying it isn't the natural course of baneposting's evolution
eh, that's what happens when you chug the leftist kool aid
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>>79298670
Wearing that ugly dress is one thing, but I'll never understand why she decided to start hitting bodybuilder poses for the camera.
>>79297057
she is Beautiful
>>79297057
waste of life
Its actually my birthday too.
I'm 27. I'm NEET and I woke up at 5 in the afternoon then ask my mom if she could get me a Bloomin Onion from Outback for my birthday and she said no. I got nothing. I retreated to the basement per usual for the rest of the night.
>>79307611
>then ask my mom if she could get me a Bloomin Onion from Outback for my birthday
>and she said no.
>people unironically calling her ugly
>2017
Her body was always oddly-shaped as fuck, but guess what? Her body was never the reason why people like her.
>>79307730
she's changed facially as well
also
>implying the reason wasn't that she was underage and overly sassy
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>>79298891
WITNESSED
>>79297120
I see that Chloe is DIO and Pablo is Jotaro, but who's that Pucci in the background?
>>79307499
probably the first pic I never saw before
>>79307611
dude......really? Are you for real?
>>79307948
100%
>>79307983
Happy birthday. I hope things get better for you. If no one else believes in you, I for sure do. Not trolling.
>>79296907
Hugo was terrible.
It was a love letter to a forgotten filmmaker with a tragic life which was dressed up as a fucking steampunk narnia kids adventure film.
The whole tragedy of Melies' life is that he died without receiving real recognition for his work, Scorsesi giving him a happy ending is like making a Titanic movie where everyone got on a life raft.
If he wanted to make a Melies film he should've made a biopic instead he made this bait & switch shit which was guaranteed to be a flop Once word got around you spend most of the film watching people watching old movies.
>>79307896
are you sure
>>79308007
Thanks man I really appreciate it.
>>79301616
>make an arty film about cinema
>spend a summer blockbuster amount of money on it
>trick people into taking their kids to see something which will bore the fuck out of them
>act shocked when it bombs
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>>79308106
>I'm retarded
Thanks for you're honesty.
>>79301794
nice pasta, saved!!
>>79296907
bitch was always ugly
>>79308270
>"I have no counter arguments, I know the film was a Fembusters tier bad idea destined to flop but I've been memed into thinking it's great"
Same to you friend.
>>79297120
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE ISNT A PERFECT HUMAN BEING LIKE ME!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
>>79308096
nah, i'm for real. I wanna be your friend. you have steam?
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>>79296907
tfw you can't even tell shopped from unshopped pictures of Chloe anymore
Have fun
http://contentawaresatan.com/
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>>79308774
huh?
>>79296907
what is that?
What happened?
>>79308774
kek
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>>79307446
ung. I want to spooge on their problem glasses.
>>79297120
ZA WARUDO
>>79296907
>Today she's 20 years old
Damn I still remember her 18th birthday like it was yesterday.
And I'm still the same KHV loser
Should I end it all lads?
>>79308090
hoping there's pics of her blowing out the candles
dem lips
good god she's cute
happy birthday chloe!
>>79309532
yes
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>>79307499
You don't really have to work so hard to make her look like a monster. She does a pretty good job at that all on her own.
>>79309864
)you{
>>79309632
You are sick.
>>79296907
>20Vv???????
You're fucking with me right? 20 with that body?
john cena's theme song automatically plays in my head whenever I see chloe now
>>79309864
(You)'s only make her stronger.
>>79310626
come at me bro
it's chloe's birthday, you can't do nothing to stop it
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>>79299407
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
I NEED those lips around my cock
>>79311343
RIP cock. Literally
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>>79311187
/sp/ here, thanks for the laugh fa/tv/irgins. You pedos are alright
>>79306395
LIPS
I
P
S
Y-you guys think she is still a virgin, y-you know saving it for true love and marriage.?
>>79312926
haha anon your so cute
>>79307983
Where's your address so I can deliver a pizza to you
>>79296907
where did it all go so wrong bros?
>>79313422
her body was producing testosterone during her puberty
>>79299001
This explains everything
obligatory
>>79313722
If she did SS then she would at least have an ass.
The Fridge
>>79296907
Does anybody have the screencap of the anon that wanted to turn Chloe into a pig?
>>79308106
Are you a toddler or do you have kids yourself? Stop with the "think of the children!" bullshit. You're not a studio exec looking to make a penny. You sound awfully hurt over it not being a children's movie, whatever that really means. Kid's should be held to higher standards.
Chloe used to be a pretty cute kid. As she grew older her stuck-up self-absorbed attitude became less endearing. She was also never really talented as an actress, and now that she is no longer a child-actor, more and more people are starting to recognize just how terrible she really is at acting.
It won't be long till she starts showing up in b-movies like sharknado vs the terminator refrigerator.
>>79305937
That's kinda cute. I'd like to get wasted with her.
>>79308533
Jamus64
>>79298257
She looks like Emily Alyn Lind
>>79302106
If those things on her upper arms are just fat then she could still be SAVEABLE. She could turn things back. There's still light at the end of the tunnel.