Gayfag here in the emerald isle. How do you lads get past th

>censored porn

it's shit

Dude just go see Wick instead

>>79296656
Wtf Ireland?

Its a joke you fucking faggot

We gave you gay marriage and you queers still arent happy?

reminder that they are real

>>79296656
>'BANS'
I'm guessing they didn't mean bans if it's in inverted commas

>>79296656
>50 shades
My theater just has NSP for kids movies.

Consider yourself lucky that you're only banned from some stupid erotic fiction for women. I haven't been to my local theater since the first Transformers came out and I just found out that they now have a strict no singles policy. There's no way around it because you have to show ID if you're an adult.

I don't really understand the point of ID because they clearly won't let you in regardless if you are alone. Anyways I thought that this was just a retarded meme but it's a real policy now, at least at my theater. It wasn't like this when I last went to go see Transformers, but I was also with a friend at that time anyway.

>>79296853
sure :)

>>79296656

Straightfag here in the emerald isle. I'll go with you if you pay for everything.

>>79296656
>Man jailed for rape after continuing to have sex with woman after condom split cleared after serving three-year sentence

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>79297106

Bu-but muh patriarchy! Men are evil! Gimme everything in the divorce!

>>79297106
>>79297129
>two people having sex
>condom breaks
>woman tells the guy to stop
>he doesn't
>keeps fucking her despite her pleas till he cums
>DURRRRRR ITS NOT RAPE IF THE DICKS ALREADY IN YOU CANT STOP IT THATS JUST HOW IT GOES FUCK WHAT THE WOMAN WANTS

You people are idiots

Careful now!

i love big tiddies, bros

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/gay/ here feels good to not have any rape cases made against me by women

#DumpWomen

>>79297129
>>79297106
>wear a rubber because i dont want to get pregnant
>ok
>the rubber broke
>stop fucking me then or ill get pregnant
>no

What part of that isnt rape?

>>79298097
>drop from this trapeze, i'll catch you
>ok
>i won't catch you
>stop falling then or you'll die
>no

>>79297678
Me too, brother

>>79298389
>pumping a bitch is like falling, i cant stop, my dick is drawn like gravity
Bruh

>>79298389
Wow youre kinda shit at analogies arent you. Youre implying that in my analogy there was agency in the condom breaking, you also seem to think that stopping sex is equivalent to being killed. You got some pretty serious issues regarding women there slugger, maybe if you got inside oneyou would realise its nit such a big deal

>>79297076

Dublin?

>>79298606
>youre
>youre
>you also
>you got
>you got
It's exhausting to read you anon

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>>79296656
welp, time to check for new "hand expression" vids on youtube

>>79298606
>in my analogy there was agency in the condom breaking
Women routinely poke holes in them, yeah.

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>>79298747
>"hand expression" vids on youtube

>>79299078
Nice strawman bro. In your mind a woman exists who wants to get pregnant, but wants the man who impregnated her to go to jail so he earns no money and pays no alimony. She's got this magical pussy that no man could pull out of, but isn't using it to get some rich guy.

>>79298606
>nit such a big deal
>get 3 years in prison for doing it wrong
>nit such a big deal

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>>79298747
>>79299152

>>79299289
>so he earns no money and pays no alimony.
The state pays for him regardless.

>that feel when no macromastia gf

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>>79296656
Gotta thank matt from two best friends for exposing me to hitomi

>>79299741
It's a real pity every movie she's in is low quality. She would do well in an American studio if it weren't for the fact that when she went to an american studio it was shit

>>79299741

Shame her ass is a D

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>>79299874
She needs to get bleached already

>>79299995
Am I missing something there? Bleached as in she needs to get her ass bleached? Bleached as in some other word I don't know about? Or Bleached as in you're on a mobile phone and you meant Blacked.

>>79299874

She'll never do any hardcore uncensored, or just showing her vagina, but because of contract shit with her Japanese producers.

>>79300113
That's shit and everything, but I'm not so much bothered by the censor as I am about just how bland everything she does is, and I'm convinced it's just the fact that her appeal is that she's a titmonster who is meant to be submissive while having nobody with a decent presence who actually make use of that.

But that's a really bizarre contract to be under either way.

>>79300207

Yeah, her videos are all the same thing over and over. She doesn't even wear nice outfits or cosplay, a waste of her talents.

The best things she's been in so far were the videos with Milena Velba and Nadine.

Single white men aren't allowed, only single black men will be admitted, and only if they pass the 8.5" minimum requirement during the penis inspection.

I understand why black guys get so wound up when a pretty white porn star won't do bm/wf because of Hitomi.Why won't she get CREAMED already?

>>79300314
Hitomi said she'd go to the US and get bleached, but no company has offered yet. Anri said it too, but she's retired so it'll never happen ;_;

>>79300261
Yeah, we can meme about it beyond the horizon, but getting her in a scene with a North American guy who actually knows what aggression is would be a godsend for her.

>>79300378
What if /tv/ pooled their resources and hired her?

>>79300081
Bleached as in she needs to be fucked by a medium sized white cock

>>79300489

Gotta fly her, accommodate her, and then pay her for the scene.

If I had the resources and connections, I'd have her in one of those Digital Playground Star Wars parodies, in body paint as an alien. And I've have them paint her areola dark so you can actually see how big they are.

what county eirefag?

>>79300489
I don't think she'd take a gig for $35 and a Burger King coupon.

>>79298389
>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON IT'S ON SENPAI I CAN'T STOP NOW"
>n-no baka! you're gonna make me pregnant >///<
Just like one of my hentai animes!

>>79301237
I'm always amazed at how SJW women don't understand sex at all, especially from the male perspective. I mean it's natural since they just lie there like dead manatees and expect the man to do everything just as they read in their Twilight fapfics, but it's still pathetic.

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Anri Okita is superior

>>79301339
Any other top tier Japanese milfs? I'm trying to remember one but I can't

>>79301305
>stop fucking me
>no, I do all the work
nani?

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>>79301485
don't know what you classify as milf but Julia is god tier and probably has the best tits in all of porn.

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>>79301339
>Anri and Momoka will never crush you under their enormous boobs

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>>79301633
Julia?!

>>79302149
who's this jew

>>79301633
Julia who?

>>79301659
Did you see the threesome video with anri okita, hitomi tanaka and milena velba?

>>79301633
>probably has the best tits in all of porn.
false. Julia, momoka, and rion/shion make up the holy trinity of perfect jap tits. Rio would fit in there if there was a holy quad.

>>79301339
>has to use a blow out filter to hide her fucked up face
>superior
lol no.

Serious question:

Are those tits full of milk or nah

>>79302793
Nope, not a single lactation video from her.