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2017-02-10 06:13:02 Post No. 79295348
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/shit-films-better-than-good-ones-20170209121808

Researchers found that award-winning films of undeniable quality, including Frost/Nixon and 12 Years A Slave, are far less watchable than anything starring Jason Statham.

A study proved that if subjects were restricted to either Lars von Trier’s acclaimed Breaking the Waves or Jean-Claude van Damme’s Hard Target for 12 months, they would watch the former once and the latter around 400 times.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Everyone knows this. Flick channels and see Citizen Kane, you keep flicking. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls? That’s you for the night.

Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:18:01 Post No.79295457
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:18:01 Post No.79295457 [Report]

>shit movies have wider appeal than good ones
Shocking

Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:26:07 Post No.79295642
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:26:07 Post No.79295642 [Report]

>>79295457
>not knowing a satire site
It's still right though

Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:27:54 Post No.79295691
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 06:27:54 Post No.79295691 [Report]

>>79295348
marvel on suicide watch

Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:04:32 Post No.79296541
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:04:32 Post No.79296541 [Report]

>>79295691
I don't think you understand.
Marvel/Disney shit ouf flicks for the retarded masses. That's why they ar so successful. Because they appeal to the 99% shit eaters that people are.

Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:12:29 Post No.79296758
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>>79295348
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:18:11 Post No.79296912
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:18:11 Post No.79296912 [Report]

>>79295348
>watching hard target 400 times in 365 days
Sounds pretty watchable

Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:21:08 Post No.79296993
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 07:21:08 Post No.79296993 [Report]

>>79295348
well, duh. It's far easier to just sit down, turn your brain off and watch something dumb than it is to something that requires you to actively pay attention

Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:10:35 Post No.79298255
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:10:35 Post No.79298255 [Report]

>>79295457
>shit B movies
>oscar bait

I'm doing my part

Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:12:45 Post No.79298306
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:48:02 Post No.79299318
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>>79295457
12 Years a Slave is shit tho

Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:50:32 Post No.79299388
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Anonymous 2017-02-10 08:50:32 Post No.79299388 [Report]

>>79295348

people just have short attention spans and don't like to think
good films require you to think more than shlock
thinking is effort, so people prefer the shlock
this isn't exactly a revelation

but seriously if i saw citizen kane on tv i'd watch that over most things

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