TIL that in 1985, 2 men broke into Fran Drescher's home

i bet she was really tight

She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA
Til two armed robber broke in for some kinky role-play!
What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!

So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door
They said to her friend "Now suck it... you filthy whore!"
They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!
And made Fran watch as they put it in... her Fanny!

Who would have guessed that the scene we described... was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!
And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!

She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!
WOOOO!

>>79283861
Lol nice nigger joke.

>>79283876
meh

>>79283838
>TIL
What.

>>79283838
I read somewhere that when the rapists were about to leave her husband said something to them which pissed them off and they raped her again. He must feel great about that.

>>79284835
today i learned

>>79284951
Its from the theme song nigger

Normal burglars don't go into houses when people are there and they stay only as short as possible. What are the chances this was all arranged by her husband?

>>79284951
I just assumed it meant This Is Legit

>>79285075
.005%

>>79285160
They let him watch, come on.

>>79285075
0% because husband is gay

>>79283876
Points for effort. Don't see too much of that around here.

>>79283876
Ok not great

You've gotta actually come up with new lyrics

>>79283838
I wanna fuck Fran and have her do her laugh right in my ear, that makes me jizz.

>>79285160
>>79285363
Okay, what are the chances she arranged it herself?

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>>79284835
>implying he doesn't know what TIL stands for

Not sure if I believe you, this is /tv/ after all

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>>79283838
D R O P P ED

>le rape is le funny
and here I expect /tv/'s to act older than 15

>>79287238
Did the voice not give it away?

>>79287238
tnx man

>>79287238
Can you name a single person in Hollywood who isnt AshkeNazi Jew

>>79287238
How the fuck did you not already know this? Was it not obvious enough?