Why didn't Saruman just make blasting powder bombs that

>>79278179
he was too busy breeding white women with orcs in his inter-racial breeding grounds beneath Isengard

>>79278179
The Nazgul didn't work for Saruman. He also clearly had a limited supply of gunpowder.

>>79278179
saruman wasn't fully evil

he could have easily killed gandalf but he didn't

>>79278308
>>79278308
Is this even supported by the lore (as in can orcs cross-breed with humans)? And why is there no r34 of it

>>79278359
>he could have easily killed gandalf but he didn't

He wanted to find out where the ring was

Nazgul only care about the ring

>>79278429
>Is this even supported by the lore

>For these Isengarders are more like wicked Men. It is a mark of evil things that came in the Great Darkness that they cannot abide the Sun; but Saruman's Orcs can endure it, even if they hate it. I wonder what he has done? Are they Men he has ruined, or has he blended the races of Orcs and Men? That would be a black evil!'

>>79278429
The Uruk-Hai were pretty much orcs bred with men. I guess it's just assumed Saruman was using Rohirrim women and male orcs for his experiments.

>And why is there no r34 of it
try blacked.com

>>79278588
>>79278588
So that mud pile the grunts were digging the Uruk-Hai out of, that was basically all human sperm or what

How does this work

>>79278616
It's kinda like salmon spawning, just terrestrial

stick all the necessary ingredients in a hole, bury it, wait a few weeks, voila

Clearly orcs lack sexual organs because otherwise we would have had half-orcs already. Saruman must have done some sick twisted magic to mix the two races. I doubt it was sex at all, more like primordial soup fuckery.

>>79278616
This was made up by Jackson, or rather taken from very early Tolkien writing when Orcs were purely created creatures, rather than derived from anything else.

Ignore >>79278775 and >>79278861

>the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar

>>79278927
So orc rape was always a think but now we magically have half-orcs.

>>79278927
This, orcs had junk.

They fucked like anyone else, Orc babes are probably wild in the sac

>>79279090
they probably look and sound just like the men