>I 'criticise' films despite never having written

>>79277731

>That weeb has a gf and you don't

What's your excuse?

>I 'criticise' food despite never having cooked any

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>>79277731
dude gatekeeping lmao

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>I can pinpoint ALL the plot holes in your favorite movie

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>>79277731
>I comment on how women look like fridges despite the fact I'm a fat virgin.

>>79277758
>>79277791
>>79277809

>I 'take bait' despite being a shitposter

Is that the famous "reddit argument"?

>>79277731
I've never sucked a dick, but I know when I'm getting a bad blowjob.

>>79277731

you don't have to be a professional football player to know when a team is playing like shit

>>79277862
>Lying on the Internet

>>79277828
>bait

The quality of a movie directly relates to how it was made, an incomplete view of that process leads to an incomplete and ultimately flawed criticism that more often than not is based on pure intuition rather than logic and deconstruction from an education of how a film is made/written. It sounds edgy but it's true and it's why critics can only go so far in expressing themselves and why audiences suck at saying why they dislike something. People need to have written/filmed a work in order to TRULY understand why other works are shit. FACT.

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>I masterbate despite never having had sex

You don't need to be a chef to say food is shit.

You don't need to be a writer or director to say a movie is shit

>>79278045
You don't NEED to per se but you SHOULD do to have an authentic opinion.

>>79277956
This

>>79277731

niggy I criticise films despite never having seen them

>>79277731
Hey, dude. I'm glad you're enjoying that image I sent you today. I'll see you at work tomorrow.

>>79277731
That's his mom
Taking the pic

>>79279183
Yeah its my mom so?