What made Ron's wand stop working? Do wands go dull

He stopped believing in The Force.

erectile dysfunction

>>79275506
His family is too poor to but new lithium batteries

You need to insert them rectally to recharge their magic power.

Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter.

>>79275506
Wands choose their wizard. Ron got a hand-me-down wand so he never got a chance to allow a wand to choose him.

Harry went into Olivander's and basically had his pick out of the whole shop.

>inb4 dullest franchise pasta

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Would that the entire film crew had stopped working before they finished this abomination of a series. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79275644
>Wands are born dull in one of the dullest
kek

>>79275683
>no dull opening
Stop that.

>>79275506

how come Hermione wasn't disciplined at all for practicing magic at home before going to Hogwarts? How come the Weasley twins didn't realize a man called Peter Pettigrew was sleeping in their brothers bed at Hogwarts? What is the point of not being able to apparate into Hogwarts, when certain people can anyway, and anyone can get in using the flue network?

>>79275644
There it is

His family's poor, so he got a shit wand that he didn't like that much, and this lack of spirit made his spells suck shit

>>79275506
You mean after he snapped it in half?

>>79275506
It snapped in two, ya twat. He literally taped it back together.
>>79275605
>Harry went into Olivander's and basically had his pick out of the whole shop.
That's not how it works. The wand chooses the wizard. There have been rich purebloods go into Ollivander's and walk out without a wand because none of them synced.

>>79275506
He broke it, remember?

>in the flying car
>Ron smashes a small piece of wood into the dashboard of a car screaming "stop stop stop"
>the small piece of wood snaps in half

>>79275506
He was taking an SSRI. It can cause some performance issues.

>>79275748
How come Ron never got suspicious that a spell to turn a rat yellow never worked on Scabbers

>>79276896
Because he was a total nerd loser and nobody expected his magic to do anything.

>>79276896
It was a fake spell. His brothers were fucking with him.

>>79275506
he taped the tip back on backwards

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>>79275683
>dullest franchise copypasta
>cuts out the best part of the meme

0/10

How come I want to fuck year 2 Hermione so much?

>>79277152
This isn't funny. Please seek help.

>>79275605
If olivander is the best, why was his shop empty?

>>79277032
I think you're about as smart as Ron was

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>>79277187
It's a sexual fantasy. It's not supposed to be funny.

>>79277513
4chan isn't help, sicko

>>79277513
You aren't edgy or cool.

>>79275748
i don't remember anyone being able to apparate into hogwarts or get in with flue powder

is that movie shit or am i not remembering the books properly?

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>>79277513
I want to _____ every hermione

>>79277626
>on 4chan
>thinks pedoposting is edgy
Spotted the newfag.

>>79277675
study with

>>79276896
...oh my god I just got this

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>>79277709
maybe a woman

>>79275748
>how come Hermione wasn't disciplined at all for practicing magic at home before going to Hogwarts?
Because she hadn't attended yet so her cantripping still fell under her being too young to know any better.
>What is the point of not being able to apparate into Hogwarts, when certain people can anyway
Only Dumbledore can, really. And people with express temporary permission, like a visiting MoM or auror.

>>79275506
It broken you dumbass.

>>79277675
Sniff.

>>79277637
>i don't remember anyone being able to apparate into hogwarts or get in with flue powder
Floo powder networks only really worked on Holidays and on the beginning and end of every term.

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>>79277945

>>79277513
>>79277675
What about a year 7 catgirl hermione tho ?

Wands get their power from the bond with the caster's soul. As a firecrotch, Ron had no soul.

>>79278576
That was year 2, ya dip.

>>79275748
>how come Hermione wasn't disciplined at all for practicing magic at home before going to Hogwarts?
Before going to school, future students aren't punished for using magic. There's an expectation that they'll end up using magic accidentally, and no one wants to punish students for doing something they couldn't control. And the trace only detects if magic has been used, not the intent or circumstance, so no one would have had a way of knowing if it was on purpose or not.

>How come the Weasley twins didn't realize a man called Peter Pettigrew was sleeping in their brothers bed at Hogwarts?
Why would they be checking their little brother's dorm on the map? They used it for sneaking around the castle to pull pranks and get food at night. There's literally no reason why they would ever look at Ron's bedroom.

>>79275748
>What is the point of not being able to apparate into Hogwarts, when certain people can anyway, and anyone can get in using the flue network?
No one can apparate in Hogwarts. Dumbledore can in the movies, but even he can't in the books. The flue network is still allowed because it's regulated; if someone being watched tried to get into Hogwarts, they would be caught. Sirius Black was almost caught just putting his head into the network super late at night.

I know the purpose of these threads is low-quality shitposting, but Rowling actually answers a ton of this kind of shit in the books if you have enough of an attention span.

>>79278721
yes , but what if it was year 7 hermionoe

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>>79276896
>>79277819
Same here

>>79277235
Because Harry bought his wand at the last minute, and Wizards in general arent ever late since they can just fucking teleport everywhere.

There isnt much last minute shopping in the wizarding world, and most of the kids would have already purchased their wands at that point.

>>79278869
Too old. Year 2 a best.

>>79279226
Not him but no. Her face looked like it did in year 2 after puberty in year 7.

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I just finished the series again and felt like a weirdo for feeling depressed that it was over. This thread has shown me how normal I am, thank you all once again.

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>>79279283

>>79279404
Well, you've got 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies to look forward to.