AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA middle-aged women are still gonna

>>79258937
this movie is very problematic

>>79258937
why the male main character is not Idris Elba? that's why it has a bad rating

>>79259074

Ha! It would probably be at 56% if Elba had been cast as Grey.

First one was a lot better than it got credit for.

>>79258937
So he shits on her chest in this one?

>>79259033
Is this the one with the rape scene in it?

>>79259197

does it have any good sex/nude scenes or is it all just implied stuff?

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They made another one?

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>not wanting to watch this
return to reddit

>>79259317
what the fuck did you think they would do?

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>>79259223
Man, just wait until the 3rd one. Shit goes for blown black oscar bait.

>>79259342
what happens

My gf said she actually enjoyed 50 shades of gray and wants to see the sequel

What does this mean?

>average main character who doesnt think much of herself at all
>virgin in her 20's (kek)
>meets young, rich, mysterious, 'Handsome' bachelor who is really really into her for literally no reason
>he takes her virginity
>he showers her with gifts and luxury
>they love each other
>she leaves when SHE wants to see the dude not holding back on his fetish (a couple of weak-ass whips to her ass)

Next movie:

>chick is still the same uninteresting and completely average character
>dude wants to marry her
>normal average chick now has the hot young rich bachelor forever
>until anothet girl enters the picture and threatens their relationship

These movies are 'Porn' for women, and i get that, but why do women have such shit taste in their own fantasies? These movies arent even sexy or erotic or even explore the fetish correctly.

The twilight series is another example of Porn for women, only there the boring virgin main character with no self confidence somehow has 2 chads fighting over her.

>>79259424
She wants anal

>>79258937
do they show any BRAAAAAP or gaping or anal?

>>79259427
because women are just dumb animals

>>79259427
>Be a female 10/10 aka a nobody nothing loser who hasn't had sex yet
>Get the ultimate 10/10 dream guy chad
That's the female fantasy
>Do nothing
>Get everything
That's it

>>79259427
>virgin in her 20's (kek)

I don't see how that's a laughing matter

>>79259424
Watch out for Chad and Tyrone

>>79259223
>>79259237
Sadly, Raimi couldn't direct it.

>>79259492
It's more unrealistic than him being a handsome young billionaire with a huge dick and a female friendly sex fetish

>>79259424
Use that to try out some kinky shit on her. Get her into anal.

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>>79259508
Are you saying this bitch is trying to cuck me?!?

>>79259510
No, I'm pretty sure this one has the rape scene in it. She says the safe word, and he keeps going.

>>79259342
Tell me more!
>>79259424
Slap her silly.

>>79259326
>I find this girl attractive so I want to see a better looking man than me have sex with her
literal cuck

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>>79259472
>>79259528
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
Wtf why would I want to go in her ass?

>>79259427
>twilight series
You know 50 shades is literally twilight fan fiction and the author just changed the names when she started trying to sell it

>>79259569
Get her a strap on then faggot, or try to get some threesomes out of it at least

>>79259567
describing all porn there mate.

>>79259541
>trying

>>79259608
>watching porn in 2017

wtf is wrong with you

>>79259608
solo scenes exists

>>79259635
alot of things, obviously.
You don't watch porn?

>>79258937
I've seen zero promotion for this movie. Figured they just gave up on the series since people hated the first one.

>>79259699
There's an ad for it in on every single bus stop from where I live to the university I go to, both ways.

>>79259669
fuck no

literally no need when women are this easy

stop playing with your dick

>>79259699
There's TV ads every ad break here.

>>79259424
7/10

People are dumb for falling for this

>>79258937
it's going to crush every other movie coming out this weekend

>>79259753
>literally no need when women are this easy
virgin detected

>>79259597
>Calls me a faggot for not wanting to sodomize asshole
Wtf
>Get some threesomes out of it
Maybe

>>79259669
Fuck no, porn is degenerate

Fap on your own or fuck a vagina, dont cuck yourself and watch porn

>>79258937
is this the one where the sister gets kidnapped or killed or something?

>>79259865
Anal sex doesn't make you gay, being attracted to other men does.

>>79258937
Whats the next title gonna be?

fifty shades of complete darkness?

>>79259762
Im actually paniccing trying to figure out what did she mean by this and it's really making me think

>>79259938
50 shades of niggerdicks

>>79259854
classic 4chan projection

>>79259895
Why would I go in that rough stinky shithole instead of the warm wet vagina?

>>79259938
50 shades darker than black

I liked it better when it was called Secretary. Actually had a gf who asked to watch it.

>>79259985
Name calling isn't projection, son.

'Projection' and 'ad hominem' are the new 'u mad'

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>>79259963
>>79259938
50 Shades of BLACKED

So would you go to a showing just to pick up some sub cougars?

>>79260013
Secretary was so tame.
>>79260030
There's an idea.

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>>79259938
50 shades freed

>>79259197
i caught myself getting interested in the story and becoming curious at how it would all play out

then we got the cliffhanger ending and i was swiftly reminded it's a fucking trilogy designed to make and sell 3 rather than 1, and any positive opinion i had was swiftly eradicated

god forbid someone wants to drop 30 bucks and just watch a full story start to finish while they munch on snacks, jesus christ

>>79259569
You have to be 18 to post here

>>79259317
>adapt first book of a trilogy
>it sells alright

how on earth could any sane mind think they wouldn't?

>>79259592
This always will boggle my mind

>edwerd became a rich and fucked a lady and it was fckn hot m8
>wow u should really sell this its so awesome
>ok but oscar meyer doesn't want me to use the vampires so i'll just make it a dood

>Some waitress at a bar mentions she's going to see it by herself.
>I ask at what time.
>She says you're not going to see it with me.
>I tell her it'll be fun. She can bring the popcorn and I'll bring the nipple clamps.
>Calls me a fucking jackass.
:|

>>79259992
Does your girlfriend have hygiene problems or something?

>>79260243
Youre ugly

if you were a 7/10 or above that would have gone very differently

>>79259608
JAV exists

>>79260243
You should've slapped her face when she said that and told her you're not asking, then slipped a hundred-dollar bill down her cleavage.

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>they don't show her gagged at all
Complete shit, baka desu senpai

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>>79260362
Not enough saliva/10

>>79260280
I don't know about that.
>Another time she mentions she had sex with a fat guy that used to work there.
>I'm surprised since this guy was about 250 lbs. and remark, "Well big guys need to get love from somebody."
>She says, "Do you want to make fun of anyone else that I've slept with?"
>I say, "Who haven't you slept with?"
She went and put on a pouty face and never said anything except to get me more beer that night.

>>79260433
>Who haven't you slept with
Surprised she didn't say you

>>79260243
Nice

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The first movie was tame as fuck

Watched it with my current fuck-buddy at the time
Afterwards we looked at each other and laughed like "we've done FAR worse than that, lame movie"


Do people really consider light bondage and dominance to be "groundbreaking"?

My fucking sides

>>79260575
Anything other than vanilla is threatening and dangerous to the Puritan values of America.

>>79258937
>Caring about the performance of something that you don't care about

Get laid faggot

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>>79260619
Oh shit, that's right
I forgot the movie and book is American

Thank god I live in a sexually liberated continent

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>>79260575
White American women are fucking lame prudes.

>>79260701
And you call that hardcore?

>>79259305

There's one long montage but that's about it. Worth it though. Dakota a cute.

>>79260722
Didn't say it was baka, don't have a dynamic IP atm. I bet you don't even mexican sugar dance.

>>79260682
Yeah, we arent enlightened enough for Oogdaboo from Nigeria and Ahmed from Syria to tag team our wives like you guys.

>>79260646
>>>/reddit/

Here on /tv/ we like when stuff we don't like fails

>>79260150
I used to be ok with ass stuff but then I grew out of porn. The BRAAAP posters were right. Butts are for squeezing and pooping, not fucki g

>>79260745
>mexican sugar dance.
Tell me more!

>>79260745
>mexican sugar dance
don't joke about that shit

>>79260243
That honestly shouldve worked

She must be out of your league

>>79260293
True, even mouthbreathers that post here are more attractive than an asian male.

>>79260791
Nah, I think I've just made too many jokes at her expense before. Oh well, I'll just keep on doing it.

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>>79260682
>>79260752
europeons rekt

>>79260256
No but she still poops out of her asshole and I can make my dick or finger stink if I put one inside her bumhole and scoop around

Okay, read FSOG and wonder two things

>1
Do American really use condoms when having sex?
I can understand for a one night stand, but for someone you trust? WTF?

Is spanking/slapping during sex considered a big deal in America?
We do it all the time, lol

>>79260433
Those are some good bantz but shes got you set deep in the nofuck zone

>>79259491
That's the male fantasy too.

>>79260833
1. It's the only way to be safe, anon!
2. Hurting your partner is terrible, you shouldn't hit girls anon!

Me and my gf are going to watch it on Saturday ironically.

>>79260753
That's faggy

>>79260833
Do American really use condoms when having sex?

Children will ruin you for life

>Is spanking/slapping during sex considered a big deal in America?

Domestic abuse will ruin you for life

>>79260860
Pretty much except guys it's frequently
>do everything
>get everything
Because being a winner as a male actually matters

>>79260880
m8, even deviantart fanfiction is better. At the very least buy tickets to another movie and so it won't profit.

>>79260861
Is it bad that I'm uncomfortable with a partner who is aroused by violence? Do I really have to be into hitting / slapping / choking to be a man?

>>79260915
I know what to expect, anon, I've read the book. Ironically as well, of course.

>>79260880
Watch Nana to Kaoru instead, it's way better and has cute Japanese kids in it.
>>79260917
Causing pain is the greatest feeling in the world etc.

>>79260851
I don't know how I'll ever recover from being rejected by some 20 year old waitress at a college sports bar...

>>79259197
no it wasn't
at all

I say this as someone who expected the criticisms to be overblown due to the subject matter: it was unapologetically shit

I would watch if it had some better looking actors

>>79260973
She's slowly losing her ability to pairbond anyway, probably already taken 10+ dicks too lel.

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>>79260966
>causing pain is the greatest feeling in the world
Sadly this might be true even though it shouldnt be. It's a shortcut to pleasuring others.

>>79260917
in today's world, yes. if you don't like rough sex and bdsm, you're considered weak/invirile and undesirable

>>79260973
By shrugging and moving on

>>79260975
This. The first one was the worst movie I have ever seen.

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>>79261041
Sadly this is true

Be a degenerate or leave your woman unsatisfied with unlimited opportunities at her fingertips to cheat

>>79260833
I'm UK but...
>Do American really use condoms when having sex?
Yes. Pregnancy is no laughing matter. While rednecks and idiots are content with kids before they're 25 because the girl totally swore that she was on the pill, I like to take some responsibility myself
Sex is sex. I'd rather it was slightly worse and there was no fear of pregnancy/sti

>Is spanking/slapping during sex considered a big deal in America?
Not really. As long as it's only light. Any actual "violence" you should talk about clearly first. Especially when rape accusations can ruin your life without evidence

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>>79258937
Still isn't going to prevent the movie from making literal hundreds of millions from the faucet gooing old hags and middle aged women.

And when it releases on Blu-ray and DVD it's going to make ever more millions.

>>79260575
>Do people really consider light bondage and dominance to be "groundbreaking"?

It's not for Millenials, but Gen X'ers and Baby Boomers are a lot more sexually conservative.

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>>79261090
>source
If you say so

>>79261341
Fucking plebs lmao

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>>79261090

>source of image is The Heritage Foundation

into the trash it goes

>>79259427

>why do some guys watch Fast and Furious

Some people don't care and just wanna be entertained, shit taste is not exclusive to anyone

>>79261341
>free love generation
>sexually conservative
lolwut

>>79259492

because she's an attractive, skinny woman and not a fat NEET neckbeard, suspension of disbelief only goes so far

>>79261537
Read the entire post. He's saying they're more conservative than the current generation.

>>79261408
Are you implying that whores are faithful?

My dick says youre wrong

>>79261537

>implying everybody was a Hippie in the 60's

they were just a small sub-culture

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>>79261431
Are you implying sluts don't have a desire to sleep around?

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>>79261537
Alternative facts anon. Alternative facts.

>>79261537
quantity is not quality. most baby boomers were not doing bdsm or other "extreme" sex forms. group sex/orgies and partner swapping was probably their idea of "extreme"

>>79261627
This

They were like the SJWs

Tinder and being exposed to internet porn as teens made our generation more degenerate than any creature imaginable

>>79261560
And what if it's a skinny NEET woman?

>>79258937
My mom despises 50 Shades Darker, she thinks it's degenerate and such filth should not be portrayed onscreen.

I love her.

>>79261684
Your mother is superior to most American women

>>79261684
>loving your mom
You degenerate fuck.

>>79259427
>2 chads
Both look more like "twinks" than "chads"

>>79261678
Marquis de Sade had no access to any of those things and look at the shit he wrote.

>>79261678
Let me guess you were born in the 00's.

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>>79261611
>>79261645
>I don't know how to sexually satisfy women. Why do they cuck me?

>>79261684
It's entry level pleb shit anyway.

>>79259938
Fifty shades of blackness

>>79261714
They're billionaires with strong faces

That's more chad than chad mcthubderdick

>>79261702
She's Russian. She also turns off the TV whenever they show a white woman with a black man.

>>79261726
No because then I would have grown up with porn

I was a teen by the time the internet was invented by white males

>>79261678

i was at the sex museum in Amsterdam and there were pictures taken in the 1890's of a girl giving a guy a rimjob, internet porn didn't invent that shit

>>79261684
such filth should not be portrayed onscreen
50 Shades is soft af, there's common R-rated movies more hard than that

>>79261729
I didnt say anything of that sort. A slut is like a poorly trained dog. It can be trained back into submission, but there's a high chance it will tear up your furniture, shit on the floor, annoy the fuck out of you, howl at your black neighbor and try to hump your friend's legs everytime they come over

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young girls want dominance

>>79261729
Women don't deserve sexual satisfaction.

>>79261809
That and a million other free videos werent at your fingertips in HD back then you retard

WHY DO JEWS ALWAYS TRY TO COMPARE MASS DISTRIBUTED INTERNET PORN TO CHILDREN WITH A DUDE DRAWING SOMETHING LEWD 100 YEARS AGO???

>>79258937
the guy is a billionaire - why can't he just pay women so he can abuse them?

seems stupid putting up with a 7/10 when you could be drowning in 10s

>>79261858
Gen Z confirmed for dirty little sluts, most conservative generation since WW2 my ass.

>>79261809
so? the average person back then didn't have access to such depictions. the internet has made hardcore pornography easily and instantly accessible to anyone, anywhere, anytime. these days, many a child's first exposure to sex acts is through internet pornography. and that's not my opinion; the effect of internet porn on society is a matter of academic study and debate

>>79261719
Except Marquis de Sade wrote pure /lit/ masterpieces that are being read and analysed centuries later, but this is utter Twilight-tier shite.

>>79261895
Conservative girls want dominant men

Liberal sluts want submissive cuckolds

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>>79261908
Youre explaining that to a jew who is just trying to defend porn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMmOAd2FVrE

BLACKED.com is owned by a jew

>>79261912
>pure /lit/ masterpieces
I too enjoy knowing about the dimensions of an old man's anus.

>>79261920
>Liberal sluts want submissive cuckolds
lol. the average feminist hates "beta males" and wants dominant men as lovers and partners. they want nothing to do with submissive men

>go to cinema with my girl to watch this
>she likes it
>she happy so I'm happy
>makes me a good meal and sloppy head afterwards

>>79261908
Too bad America is filled with christcuck goyim who'll defend the jews no matter what.

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>>79261964
>the desire to know anal dimensions
Ayy

>>79262021
If only American Christians actually read the bible. It literally tells you to keep away from the Jews.
>literally calls them the synagogue of satan

>>79258937
so? you guys are always creaming your pants over pedo films, let us women have our fun too.

>>79262364
Source? (as in, where does it say this?)

>>79261990
Except to abuse them and exploit them aka cuck them and fuck an alpha

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>>79262419
Real men hunt down pedos

No sex before puberty or you get the sword

>>79262533
Revelation 3:9. Next time you could try not being a lazy cunt and just google "synagogue of satan".

>I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.
The Bible literally says that the people calling themselves Jews are liars and imposters and that they serve satan rather than God.

>>79262604
Nice interpretation.

>>79262006
Thanks for let us know

>>79262604
Sounds like you're reading something that's not there.
> who claim to be Jews though they are not,
This implies that people who aren't actually Jewish but are only pretending are the ones who are in the synagogue of satan. It says nothing about actual Jews
Your interpretation seems very unevident

>>79259895
> being attracted to other men does
That and anal sex

>>79259326
hhnnng

>>79262590
i agree, but this is tv which is pedo central.

>>79262625
we do know that the ashkenazi jew are khazars who converted sometime right before the end of the first millennium. the sephardi jews also originated in the iberian peninsula. what this means is that these current jews have absolutely no blood connection to the lost tribes of israel and thus no claim for israel. they are imposters. the real jews either converted to christianity or exist somewhere out in the desert, who knows where

>>79262678
actual jews don't exist and they haven't existed for a couple thousand years

>>79258937

Seeing ANY middle-aged woman on social media is just embarrassing. Are they the most brain-dead people on earth?

>>79262419
>let us women have our fun too
>50 shades
>fun

>>79262784
That's nice anon.

>>79262604
The Bible is full of stories of fakeass Jews and good Jews. The meme that ALL Jews are born evil is just some basic bitch white supremacy (also Muslim) idea that is complete bullcrap. I don't deny that Jews aren't capable of doing great evils because they are more intelligent on average but there are Jews that are a credit to all humanity and are friends of Christians up to a point.

The Bible is smarter than people think and covers the entire spectrum of humanity really well.

>>79262419
Fuck off and do a scene for kink.com, they even pay you.

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>>79262805
So all those people in Israel are liars?

#WOKE

>>79261889
7/10 cute pale girl > 10/10 hot bitch

>>79262950
>Virgin > slut
FTFY

>>79262805
>actual jews
why do I feel like this will regress into the no true scotsman argument if I try and question you on this?

>>79259326
hhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg

>>79262931
khazars aren't related to the lost tribes of israel. we don't even know if there was an actual jewish ethnicity. we do know that the ashkenazi converted hundreds of years after the year of the lord and originated somewhere in eastern yurop

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>>79262868
>Fuck off and do a scene for kink.com, they even pay you.

>>79259424
You're about to get cucked.

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>>79263038
>((("ACTUAL"))) jews
No real jew would ever do anything evil ever

>>79263085
Wtf am I supposed to do? Beat her? Stuff objects up her butt? Slap her and make her drink my piss while tied up???

>>79263126
no, you are supposed to stuff glass dildos up your butt while you drink her piss stupid! fuck i hate newbies.

>>79263098
>evil
>implying this has a satisfactory definition
>implying that nationalism wouldn't count as evil according to the bible as it says that we should endorse "aliens"
>“There shall be one law for the native and for the alien who resides among you.”
> Moses: “You shall not wrong or oppress a resident alien; for you were aliens in the land of Egypt.”
>"When the alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.”
>“Mark of the true Christian: “…Extend hospitality to strangers…”
>“So then you are no longer strangers and aliens, but you are citizens with the saints and also members of the household of God.”

I'm even more confused now. How can you call yourself Christian if you don't advocate that the entire world is God's Kingdom and subject to the same laws that he sets?
How can you be Christian if you let ethnicity divide with God's other creatures?
How can you be Christian if you hold contempt for someone based on where they are from?
How can you be Chistian if you don't love your neighbour?

>>79259326

>this is a "skinny" American 10

Americans are so fucking pathetic.

My gf and I have ropes and stuff but it's too much work, I guess I'm not attracted to her enough anymore after 2 years to put in the effort of kinky sex. She's cute but it's just boring.

I'd rather just fap to degenerate shit.

>>79263298
we like to ignore the parts of the bible that don't agree with us - it's quite simple really

>>79263313
t.ObsessedCuck

>>79262006
Nice blog.

>>79263735
triggered

>>79261889

>7/10


She's supposed to be a 5/10

>Women watch trashy boring movies with tame sex scenes.
Why I never...

>>79263298
KEKSERVATIVES BTFO'D

>>79258937
These two can't act kek

>>79263298
The (((Bible))) doesnt determine what is evil and what is not

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>>79263298
Christians are cuckolds by idealogy you sand religion spreading semite

>>79259326
the movie is bad and we can find hotter porn online rather than pay for a piece of shit.

>>79264938
>expecting two actors that only have a spot because of nepotism to be good

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>>79259033

>>79258937
>direct absolute kino
>25 years later direct absolute shit

what did he meme by this?

>>79266233
>obvious truth about the jews
>some nonsense that's barely an analogy but more importantly simply made up

Thanks for spreading the redpills for free, I guess.

>>79260619
The country that most produce pornography in the world...

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>>79266355
>obvious truth about the jews

Haha, Jews bragging about themselves (Jews LOVE to brag about Jews) without any proofs/stats is not "obvious truth", little stormie.

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>>79267203
>The country that most produce pornography in the world...

Utah has the most porn viewers.

>>79259569
its funny because whenever i give or recieve anal its very clean and no one farts.

a major part of sex and eroticism is ignoring some things while emphasizing others.

if you're letting your wires get crossed then thats you're fault.

btw penises and vaginas (you know what I mean) are mostly for peeing too so i hope that doesnt mess with you.

>>79267588
>you're fault
welp

>>79259033
wtf I love 50 Shades now

>>79259569
>Wtf why would I want to go in her ass?

Because you're not an animal. Animals do vaginal, humans do anal except if they want to procreate like animals.

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>>79259992

Dude, if your gf doesn't want to do anal, something's wrong with her. Hemmorhoids, worm infestation, serious intestine problems etc.

>>79259992
spoken like a true virgin.

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>>79261869

Unfortunately even cutting off the clit doesn't stop them from orgasming.

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>>79259992
>stinky shithole

Because the penis has sensors with which it can analyze her health through the anus.

Moreover the penis craves stink.

>>79268078
>circumcision doesn't provide medical benefits
b-but what motive would anyone have to lie about such a notion?

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>tfw gf likes anal but I don't

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>>79268152
>b-but what motive would anyone have to lie about such a notion?

1) Muslims who don't want MGM outlawed
2) Circumcision = $$$

>>79268175
Just lube up and lay down

50 Shades of Grey is Twilight fan fiction. To all the aspiring writers out there toss out good ideas and just write sexy fan fiction

>>79260752
true, you don't have to import any since they're already there and they've been at it for the last 200 years

>>79268285
Pfft, are you seriously trying to tell me that there is an organisation who would want to suppress knowledge of the effects of male circumcision?
Conspiracy theories get stupider every year

>>79268716

There are plenty of such organizations, yes. Including feminist organizations that would lose funding.

>>79259197
No. The script is fucking horrible.

>>79259524
This. Guy should be into borderline illegal shit.