>Computer, fabricate the entire film of Die Hard (1988) in

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>>79257853
Low energy, kid. Tell you what, I'll give you a (You), but you better come back with something higher level than this.

>>79258448
Damn, Drake really changed.

>>79257853
holy fuck that would be fun

>Computer, generate a 200-foot tall Mary-Elisabeth Winstead, please.
>Disable all existing security protocols.

>Computer, initiate BRAAAAAAP protocol.

>>79257853
>computer, recreate the famous opening scene of Dark Knight Rises, but replace all the characters with big guys.
>disable the security protocols

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>Computer, generate a padded room.
>Fill it with 5 Alison Brie's dressed in dominatrix outfits with attached big strap-on dildos.
>Increase rape and testicle crush desires by 900%
>Add one OP into the middle of the room.
>Run program

>Computer, generate the "21st century Earth" simulation. Increase all women's cup sizes by 3 and disengage safety protocols.

>>79259617
>unluckily located in America during simulation
>get shot

>computer, generate The Fellowship of the Ring but every character is played by Barbara Palvin

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Computer, load up Celeryman please.

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>>79259573
Don't hurt Alot

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>>79259811

>Computer, look up database on Earth, 2017, The internet, 4chan, /tv/, cunny posting
>Retrieve all known data on the Canadian man that created the cunny posting bot
>Load simulation room with a single copy of each girl shown in the cunny posts. Give each one either a 250cm diameter strapon dildo with a pepper sauce for lubrication, a sharpened spiked mace mace, or a tazer.
>Load the Canadian in a restrained position bent over in the middle of the room
>Load false.memory.rape file into the cunny's brains
>Turn off all safety protocols

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>Computer create a scenario where Dukat did nothing wrong
>running Bajoran occupation

Computer, replay Dear White People, change the Whites to Jews and the Blacks to Nazis, safety off.

>>79260139
>*sold his culture out to globalists

>>79257853
>Computer, recreate the entirety of the enterprise
>Computer, beam all members into the duplicate enterprise at their exact spots.
>Computer, create a 1billion light year radius anus directly ahead, make it shit liquid in a cone directly at us in approximately 5 minutes, remove safety protocols.

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>Computer, fabricate a four-hundred pound Ellen Page
>Better leave those safety protocols on

>>79258583
This, but make her with a butt full of poop.

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>Computer, generate a WWE arena with ring in the middle
>Add a giant Chloe Rumble sign
>Add four different Chloe's in the ring of varying sizes/sexy outfits/muscle
>Every 2 minutes a new Chloe enters the ring
>generate one bottle of lube and a front seat.

>generate one bottle of lube
Fucking cutfag

>Computer, generate me a loving father figure.

>>79259685
>Barbara Palvin
muh dick

>>79260805

I'm actually not cut, but jerking off 9000 times eventually starts to hurt so might as well get messy.

>>79260805
do americans have mutilated dicks for the sake of the lube economy?

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>>79257853
>Computer. Initiate holoprogram Doom1.exe. Load map E1M1. Disengage safety protocols.

>Computer, Star Drek spin-off series so we can cancel it instantly when it bombs

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>computer, simulate a world where I can afford healthcare

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>>79257853
>computer, create a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>Computer, generate a 300K house with modest furnishing representing middle socio-economic class
>computer, furthermore, generate a homely, yet lovely housewife
>Make her brown haired - no, make it a deep Auburn
>Give her a loyal, loving and funny personality
>Also, add a chocalate birthday cake with 10 candles, along with balloons.
>Lastly, generate 30 puppies of the following breeds: German Shepard, Corgi, Shiba Inu, and Golden Retriever
>Disengage all safety locks, I've had a long day

>>79257853
Now that I think about it, I'd love to see 80's Action Movies remade entirely with midgets.

>Computer, simulate a scenario in which multiple copies of Counselor Deanna Troi occupies every single manned post aboard this ship
>Computer, transfer all ship controls to the hollodeck
>Disengage all safety protocols

>>79257853
>Computer, recreate a full scale replica of the 20th century comic book villain Bane.
>Unable to comply, parameters too big to recreate.
>For you

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>>79257853

None of you understand holodecks. You will succumb to holo-addiction within 2 hours and be banned from holodecks forever.

>>79262995
>posting a shit character on a trek thread

>>79261814
kek, poor anon. hire an escort.