>"Build me an army worthy of murder!" Man, such

>>79256316
Just like Star Wars people begin to realize this is all trash.

Why was the ring telling sour man to be mean instead of helping gandalf? Arent they on equal power levels?

>>79256316
It's MORDOR, not fucking murder.

>>79256316
>reddit """""""""""""humour"""""""""""""

is this it? is this the best you can post, /tv/?

>>79256447
no

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Why do furries have to be in every show nowadays?

>>79256316
>becomes servant of suron
>is named suronsman
>builds army of orcs to be like suron
>names them orc guys

swam out of the theatre then and there

>bad guy's name is sauron
>his henchman is called sauronman
BRAVO HACKSON

>>79256316
Why was Sauron in charge when Saruman was 50x bigger?

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>Good guy is Gandalf the WHITE
>Bad guy is Saruman of MANY COLORS

Really makes you think

>>79256447
Saruman would slap Gandalf around like a little bitch

>>79257480
Also, the body language indicates dominance of Saurunman on Suaron.
Christopher Lee completely botched this character