>Kermode pre 2014 >reviews a movie in 2 minutes perfectly,

i completely agree

he often gets to the end of a review now without giving any conclusion as to whether it was good or not at all, he just says "it's clearly borrowing from ________" and goes off on a tangent, saying things like "it's undisciplined" - wtf does that even mean ?

>here's the thing

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>It's a Tarantino """movie"""

>>79251941
he does give good reviews to be fair, but when he gets triggered he really lets it all out.

>>79254150
MUH JACKIE BROWN

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>>79251941
Brexit really hit this nu male hard.

Sounds like he's a cancerous moralist.

Under The Shadow was good and spooky but I don't see how it could unironically be his favorite movie of the year.

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>>79254150
>tfw he hasn't been great since Jackie Brown

>>79254178
It's about an oppressed Muslim female. Of course it's his MotY.

>>79251941
>It's a 'Simon interrupts Kermode mid rant to pick him up on a grammatical error' episode
Fuck of Mayo, I was just getting hard

>>79254160
Could you give an example? The only one I can think of is when he got triggered by Sex & the City 2, because he hates capitalism.

>>79254211
>oppressed muslim female
That's thrice redundant.

>>79254211
It is? Guess I'll remove it from the queue then. I thought it was a horror movie.

>>79254216
Entourage: The Movie
He got triggered because of lad culture, but he liked Inbetweeners. Makes no sense personally

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>>79251941
He's good I just wish he'd keep his politics to himself...

>>79254212
It's so funny. Sometimes I feel like they silently despise each other.

Yeah, he never does this

>>79254150
Top work lad

>>79251941
>le dishonest cinema man

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>>79254212
>that one cloney film
>Mark brings up the word blowhard
>Mayo: "You're a blowhard, Mark"

>>79254226
The main character is a muslim female living in war torn Iran in the 80s, of course there's some "opression" but it's not the main focus of the movie.

>>79254261
Under the Shadow

>>79254238
He got triggered by Entourage's embrace of hypercapitalism too

GOAT Kermodian rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgCZ9lgQ3I

>>79254287
You could think that but he said he hated the film 10 seconds in, which clearly isn't a fair review. He just got angry because it was a film glorifying hollywood. He wouldn't understand that some people, like myself who somewhat enjoyed the series, thought the movie was enjoyable to an extent

>>79254328
t. pleb

>Hi Worcester and Jeeves, after finishing an inexplicably long day last Friday and barely overcoming the so-called 'thrills' of modern parenthood involving a few WRIs, the husband and I decided to engage in a spot of Friday night escapist fantasy with -FILM X- based solely upon Mark's review, listened to on my generic fruit-based device. After asking instructions on how to drive to the local world of cine (you just drive to the local world of cine), Imagine our shock when it turned out to be a two-hour slog through inane, baffling and incomprehensible utter tosh disguised as entertainment. Apoplectic with rage didn't even begin to cover it as we reached the sixty minute mark of inexorable dribble! We immediately retrieved the woeful disc from our DVD player of choice before returning it to the shop and instead ended up getting nice and cosy with a copy of Pirates 4. I feel there should be a new crevice inserted into the Church to reflect our current situation; might I suggest 'disappointed domicile?' In summation we feel the good doctor owes us an apology and will take this in the form of a birthday greeting to our daughter who is currently running a marathon overseas in Australia. Signed, Cunt.
>Well, I disagree, but that was very well written. How old did you say they were?

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>>79254328
You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong.

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>>79254430
Because of ideology.

>>79254351
try an argument next time.
>>79254430
meh. films gotta satisfy different audiences. by Kermodes logic he should berate any superhero film but he doesn't in particular

>>79254402
Tinkety tonk old fruit and down with the Nazis!

>>79254402
>paragraph of hyperbolic purple prose
>but that was very well written
Fucking pleb

>>79254402

Huh. I wrote that original copypasta and now it seems like someone has decided to tweak it and fucked it right up in the process.

>After asking instructions on how to drive to the local world of cine (you just drive to the local world of cine),

Who the fuck threw that in there? The next line even mentions that they were watching it on a DVD player.

>>79254287
>40 seconds in, he says "That's no excuse" about something in a movie, as if it needed justification
Wow, he's a film critic in the same way Christian reviewers are.

why does this man laugh at every shitty comedy

"lots of laughs all the way through"

"i started laughing and didn't stop"

fuck off

>>79254478
kek

>>79254498
Every. Fucking. Time.

INSIDE OUT MOTY FITE ME PLEBS

>>79254502
>autism

>>79254527
well your post had laughs all the way through

>>79254527
SIX

LAUGH

TEST

>>79254527
His taste is not as refined as yours

>>79254402
wow! it's like I'm really listening to the podcast

Probably pressure from the BBC

Not even memeing, they jumped the shark around that time, I think that was when they brought in their "one woman on each panel comedy show is mandatory" rule

>>79254287
Marxists are so fucking annoying

>>79254726
'member that time he started to sing "The Internationale" to counteract the toxic capitalism of a movie?

>>79254820
Which one?

>>79254820
Should've been sacked

>>79254887
I think it was sex and the city 2

He's still the best critic out there

>>79251941
Kermode isn't actaully like this though

I don't get how people can listen to his reviews, he's so scatterbrained and can't never even finish his own sentences without going on a tangent about something

>>79255415
stay slow idiot

what did he say about arrival? i want to know now.

Kermode has always been a massive lefty feminist, you only notice now because he has started using tumblr buzzwords.

Kermode & Mayo are super easy to make fun of, often for good reason, but part of what I like about the show is how nice they are. So many of the emails are fucking infuriating but they just act like everyone who listens to the show is an insightful friend. They even treat the creepy stalker emails nicely. It's the opposite of 4chan where we would call people out and call them retarded autistic plebs and stuff.

>>79251941

You're a perma virgin.

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let's stop fucking around and talk about Kermode's ELITE tie game:

>>79255622
why the fuck does he always wear a suit

i understand that he cant stop now but why did he ever think this was a good idea in the first place

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>>79255655
gotta look dope on radio

>>79254820
Jesus Christ I don't even think I know an SJW that'd be that much of a faggot. What's the matter with these old marxist fairies?He IS gay, right?

>>79255449
He really liked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAUN6QPyco

>>79255655
Something something Elvis

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>>79254820
>>79254903
Holy shit
https://youtu.be/uHeQeHstrsc?t=7m4s

>>79255837
>>79254820
>>79254903
i thought you were fucking joking what the fuck lmao

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>>79255837
Based

>>79255837
BASED

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>>79251941
>Americans will never listen to Steve Wright and Simon mayo on a daily basis

What's the closest thing Americlaps have to Radio 2?

>>79255837
That bit where they take the burkas off and show their shallow vacuous consumer designer clothes is true, gulf arabs do that exactly

>>79256134
Something communist and gay? I guess MSNBC.

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>>79256134
rush limbough

>>79256183
Kermode is the only rogue marxist element. It's mostly comfy level cynical bants.

>>79255837
IF WE WERE IN A SEX AND CITY MOVIE WE'D BE THE HELP, WE'D BE THE SERFS!

never change Kermode

>>79256311
lel, BBC is the cultural marxism broadcast network, they even have a director of diversity. I seriously question your britbong credentials if you haven't noticed their SJW infiltration at all levels.

>>79256134
>Americans will never listen to Steve Wright
Because they're already got a million different versions of him.

"Zoo radio" was a Murcan invention. It was Steve Wright (or rather, his Murcan wife) who stole the idea and brought it to the UK in the 1980s.

>>79256352
>lel, BBC is the cultural marxism broadcast network
>'cultural' marxism
BBC is the straight up marxism broadcast network. They make no bones about it.

I loved his review for Pain and Gain. It was a very good review. Even though I liked the movie for mostly exactly the reasons he hated it.

>>79256658
What did he cry about? Too much toxic masculinity? That shit's Michael Bay's only decent movie.

>>79256675
>what is 13 hours

>>79256675

By all means, see for yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcHvRhq36hw

>>79256706
>Werner Hertzog could look at Pain and Gain and he'd actually be scared

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79256706
why is mayo so cheeky?

mayo > kermode

>>79257105
they're like penn and teller

Mark is a great film critic, perhaps the country's finest, but this type of ''ethical quandary'' has long been his Achilles heel. Whenever he's faced with a protagonist not designed for endearment his response is that the film can therefore not be deemed a success.

>its a Mark reviews a horror film and gives it at least 8/10 episode
>its a Mark goes on about Texas Chainsaw Massacre episode

>>79257302
>indie horror automatically 8+/10
>mainstream horror automatically 4/10
>indie horror by female director automatically in top 10 list

>>79251941

>it's an animated film is unappreciated by the Oscars episode

>>79257302
>>79257359
beside the exorcist, what's Kermode's top tier horror?

>>79257395
Eyes Without a Face
Don't Look Now

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>Mark gave a positive review to Basic Instinct 2

>>79257395
he tried to convince Kevin Spacey Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the best films of all time.

>>79257302
>It's a Mark sucks the Exorcist's dick episode

Wait that's almost every episode

Most important review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FU_yQYqhc

>>79256352
Cultural marxism is a myth.

>>79256503
BBC bias is a myth. You know left-wingers say it's right-wing?

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>>79257302
>It's a William Peter Blatty episode

>>79258080
come on mate, did you know the majority of british people support Trumps muslim ban? You'd never know about it reading the BBC.

>>79257924
>14 minutes

kino

>>79258080
>BBC bias is a myth. You know left-wingers say it's right-wing?
European lefties are mentally ill. There is no goddamned way anyone could interpret the BBC to be right wing in any sense besides the fact that they do not as of yet openly call for capitalists to be rounded up and executed.

>>79258120
i saw them literally point that out when discussing it on bbc news tho

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>>79258120
>did you know the majority of british people support Trumps muslim ban?
Hmm, no, I didn't. Mind pointing to the poll that shows a majority support it? Because I've seen a couple with a decent bit of support, but none with a majority

>>79258151
They'd say the same about you

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>>79254402
WATCH IT, DANNY DYAAAHH

>>79258520
DANNY DOYAH

>>79258520
>>79258550
ZACK SNYDER!

>dear (x) and (y)
>good doctor(s)
>listener undergoing surgery/running a marathon
>Wittertainment Related Injury
>clergy corner/cartoonists corner/etc
>hello to Jason Isaacs
>how do you follow us on snapchat?
>flappy hands/banging the table
>Mark brings up Mary Poppins/The Exorcist/Silent Running for no reason
>tv movie of the week is 2am on Film4
>the BBFC
>showbiz anecdote
>colonial commoners
>DANNY DYAWWWW
>ZZZACK SNYDER
>SHUTUP BUTTWAD!
>Huge Action
>the Wittertainment Cruise
>not without flaws
>the Code of Conduct
>other (x) are available
>the good lady professor (her indoors)
>Dougal and the Blue cat
>Well done U
>Contributor cites their swimming certificate as qualification
>"You're off to do all requests Friday"
>Outer Hebrides Film Festival
>skiffle
>The Flibbity Flongs of the Blippity Bongs
>the iWitter app which we profit from hugely
>they were a great guest, they can come back any time

Sigh.Here's the thing. The evidence of any wrongdoing by Mr. Schneider is scant, to say the least. Don't get me wrong, I don't think the man can direct traffic not to mind a film. But he deserves the benefit of the doubt. He's a smart man, not without his flaws, but I am in his corner as regards this matter. Some of the diatribes against the man had me wanting to bathe in Clorox. Hello to Jason Isaacs, hello to Chinaman Corner, william peter blatty silent running overstayed its welcome hello to Stephen Fry's sweaty cock. Your comment was not without flaws. Hello to Jason Isaacs, problematic problematic William Peter Blatty hello to Clorox, George Lucas couldn't direct traffic, Zack Snyder Zack Snyder Danny DYAH my toes curled so far they went right up the cunt of the lady professor good wife her indoors not without its flaws in Sir Anthony Hopkins's everybody involved should be throroughly ashamed

>"Computer games are rubbish."

>"I could feel the social inadequacy sweeping over me"

Next week:
>I never said computer games were rubbish, only movies based on computer games

What did he mean by this hello to fred and rosemary west?

>>79258621
>lots of laughs all the way through
>Simon hasn't heard of anything
>McGee McGeeeeee
>art with a capital F
>It's a William Peter Blatty anecdote
>It's a meeting my wife anecdote
>The Ninth Configuration
>Hackers
>SIR ANT-THONY HOPKINS
>Toes curled so much they were in his ears
>Bathe in CHLOROX
>Laughed like a drain
>Really?!

>>79258621
Felt like I listen to every single episode in a minute.

>>79258681
it means he's a spineless jellyfish

>>79251941
hes a critic

by nature these people are useless

most critics use postmodernism as their snakeoil

they are all selfrighteous parasites

>Hello I am 12 and I am a big boy. I like films and I like to watch films with my dog Spot. I like listening to your show and I like The Lego Movie it had a good plot and I enjoyed myself. Thank you I like fish fingers and beans. Lord Fauntleroy, Kent, Age 12
>Mark: What a well-spoken genius of a child. My job is threatened. What an amazing specimen

>>79258627
This comment passed the six laugh test, with flying colours

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tfw Kermie calls you a nitwit

>>79258704
>>lots of laughs all the way through
I still don't think I've heard him say this ...


>>79258731
kkkkkk

>>79258428
>They'd say the same about you
They'd be immensely stupid to. This is exhausting to even play along with so I'm just going to drop it. You know damn well what the BBC is about.

Is there a scene with someone drinking Jason Isaac's piss? Oh god, why do I need to watch videos of people drinking each other's piss. why can't I just be normal. My ex-gf laughed at me when I asked if I could drink her piss. Why am I destined to remain in this pissless prison. Would that I could taste the sweet salt-tang of that glorious stream from this modern day Pirene made flesh. My hopes and desires dashed repeatedly by these harpies who guard with hateful zeal the gates to their blessed pussfountains. I have planted saplings that will afford our nation's grandchildren the comfort of a mighty Oak's shade, yet I must remain unfulfilled as womankind will not bestow its kind action on me to let me bask in the warm waters of its collective poontang. I'm haunted by dreams of dying without ever having filled my gullet with slashwater from a salacious slapper. What made me this way. Why couldn't I be a pedophile like everyone else on /b? At least then I might find company. I must remain solely devoted to piss. I cannot find solace. I'm a hateful creature.

>>79258775
I definitely have, in the days pre-six laughs test. Hello to Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Male Nudity:

>Oh I love Richard Gere. I wouldn't mind seeing him naked. Even my wife knows how I feel about Richard Gere
>Could have done with more male nudity
>Funny that the Hemsworth guy plays a dumb beefcake
>Let's read out this letter from a woman saying how hot male actor is
>Let's read out letter from gay man saying how hot male actor is

Female Nudity
>Problematic
>Leering
>Grubby
>Bathe in Clorox
>Don't trust the director
>Gender politics are 'all over the place'
>No letter ever mentioning appearance or desirability of female actor ever even makes it to be read out.
>Simon Mayo says something along the lines of Cate Blanchett is attractive: Mark groans and tells him to stop and that it's creepy

I bet he has to behave for his wife by treating male desirability as a good thing and just ignoring or condemning any form of acknowledgement of female desirability. Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who was able to comment on how good looking men were but if I ever did the same she would get angry and ignore me for the rest of the day

>>79258855
I unironically thought he was gay. I mean I was a hundred percent sure.

>>79258855
Strawman

>>79258958
Seriously, go on...

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Funniest Kermie review incoming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW5U2msOOzo

>>79258975
I've just never heard him say half the shit in that comment.

>>79259078
TWO

HOURS

>>79259086
That's not what Strawman means, though. I did hear all those things. Whether you believe he said them or not is another thing. I think HIS gender politics are all over the place.

Can someone explain to me how/why there's a following for a movie critic? I can understand Armond White because he's a hardline troll.

>>79259078
dickensisisis

>>79259160
Because he's entertaining and insightful.

>>79259160
Please see
>>79255837
>>79254287

>>79259159
I mean, I'd say I'll listen out for it in future, but it gets brought up in every Kermode thread and I've just never really noticed it. I guess I'm just a leftie cuck huh

>>79259271
Well, I just often hear him saying how something or other has gender politics all over the place but over long-term listening to the show I notice here and there things like that. I just think sometimes he has a bit of a double standard. Why would it be creepy for Simon Mayo to say that Cate Blanchett was attractive? He didn't say it in a leery way, and Kermode often reacts positively to letters describing how attractive certain male actors are? Then over time I see him praising male nudity and saying there should be more of it, and then being slightly disgusted at female nudity, often ascribing seedy intentions and even writing off a film because of it.

>>79259396
I mean, I don't want to get into feminist film theory and the male gaze, because I know how well that stuff is received here, but there are reasons for that double standard, yes ...

>>79254216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8ykgqV8P8

He's upset that some guys are ultra competitive, are open about having fun and getting laid...in college of all places.

>>79260597
He's from fucking herferdshire, he went to college in MANCHESTER. the cultural divide does not translate for US college culture in the early 80s.

>>79257478
He must be great freinds with Refn

>>79259078
Is Kermode a Kinoposter?

>>79258621
you forgot
>"when I used to work at sight and sound..."

All the triggered /pol/babies itt are hilarious.

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Mayo is such a magnificent smug bastard.

Whener Kermode is spouting any extreme opinion, whether hate or love, Mayo just keeps throwing these one liners to put him back on Earth.

"Yeah, but what is your point?" is my favorite.

>>79261632
mayo is the friend i don't deserve

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>>79251941

I used to listen religiously from 2007 to 2016.

His politics are beginning to get in the way. I'm very fatigued by the SJW / anti-SJW mudslinging and the constant hysteria of the Left and the Right (mostly the Left).

I don't want to listen to a movie show and hear about his opinions. He does softball movies made by women. The reality is that women are boring and risk averse, but Kermode has an issue with fiction which doesn't portray women as risk takers and achievers.

He also softballs reviews of movies by directors or actors he knows personally. This is the problem with getting very 'chummy' with industry people.

>>79261991
don't forget his "lad" bonus points for anyone that's remotely related to Britain in some way

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< this is the town where Kermode lives

it's very brave of him to defend multiculturalism

I like him, he's kind of caught in his ideology sometimes though. He absolutely hated Superbad because he thought it's sexist. I mean come on, it's clear that the movie is making fun of male teenage objectification on girls.

>>79259160
Kermode is a good lad, is why

>>79255837
kek isn't that the point of those movies?

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>>79259078
>two hours
>TWO HOURS

>how long?

> T W O
> H O U R S

>>79258151
>There is no goddamned way anyone could interpret the BBC to be right wing in any sense besides the fact that they do not as of yet openly call for capitalists to be rounded up and executed.

>As of yet...

That said, I'm pretty sure Clive Myrie is secretly loving Trump & Brexit.

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He needs to fucking fix the high af volume in the movie clip bits already

>>79251941
He was always liberal.

Also he has really weird taste, he thinks independence day resurgence was a good movie

>>79259078
>Charles Dickens's England.... MINUS FIFTY

>>79261991
>"hysteria"
>"""""mostly the Left""""
>""""""""""very fatigued"""""""""""""

>the right are literally boycotting Netflix over satire
>every other thread here is right wing butthurt over diversity or equality

>still visits here

>>79254239
Yeah i hate how in one in every hundred or so reviews he'll mention how he thinks blacks and women are people. I wish he was more like a /tv/ poster where every thread devolves into nigger and cuck posting.

>>79267261
It would be much better if he pretended to like obscure arthouse films but generally was only coherent when speaking about films literally made for children.

>>79267413
you mean like Armond?

he only seems to treat films seriously when they're made by Zack Snyder or Adam Sandler.

>>79267033
>satire

I don't think you know what that word means.

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>>79267942
come again?

>>79267033

>every other thread here is right wing butthurt over diversity or equality

You mean """"diversity"""" and """"equality""""".
The modern definition of those words are just "less white people" and "things that fuck white people".

>>79268108
no one is calling for white holocaust, you scared bag of pig shit. "less white people" is a prerequisite to "more diversity", retard. That doesn't mean "no white people whatsoever" or "we value white people less." it means people are getting more choice and more varied stories.

quit being a little bitch.

I'm surprised you lads are able to wipe your asses without writhing in agony judging by the amount of butthurt ITT.

>>79251941
Things you probably didn't know about Kermode:

>Never watches tv. At all.
>barely knows any non-film trivia
>SUPER AUTIST level movie knowledge. You cannot beat him
>53yrs old
>Wife is university lecturer on film
>Lifelong Trotsky fan. Red as blood.

Yes he wears his politics on his sleeve but he's never tried to sneak them in underhandedly. He tells you outright.

Any time he does get it wrong it's usually because he has no idea about the non-film context.

Like all that shit over the new Ghostbusters film. He shat on it but still called out the "mysoginists" for their hate.

He's honest. He reviews films from his point of view. And he readily confesses his biases.

If all you care about is your own opinions confirmed back to you; try youtube.

>>79258576
HUGE ACTION
SHUTUP BUTTWAD

>>79262122

Probably got triggered seeing a white couple getting engaged.

>>79268370
>He shat on it
Lol no. He went easy as fuck on it.

>>79268370

>He shat on it

Nope, he said it was a good film, but that he wanted it to be better to prove the "misogynists" wrong.

>>79268163
Who're you to tell a business what the people they employ should look like? If you don't like movies with mainly White casts then don't watch them. The West is majority White regardless of how much you like it.

>It's a mark praises a black cast movie episode
>it's a mark praises an interacial relationship movie episode
>it's a mark praises a female protagonist movie episodes
>it's a mark shits on a film for being too white and masculine episode


It's a sad day when you realize that all the media personalities you enjoyed in the past are actively working to destroy you.

>>79268370
>Never watches tv. At all.
I got the impression he's seen the Sopranos at least when he reviewed Gandolfini's last film

>Looking forward for week for Kermode to review a movie
>Having a tough Friday want to spend some time unwinding after work
>It's a Robbie episode

>>79268894
I'm ok with Robbie but I want to hear Kermode anyway, the rarely review the same film

>>79268848
The irony is overwhelming.

>>79268894
I thought Robbie was okay at first because at least he isn't James King but over time he's revealed himself to be an even bigger cuck than Mark.

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>>79268894
>it's a James King episode

>>79268871

Damn, you're truly oppressed, aren't you? Life sounds extremely tough for you. How do you manage against such injustices?

>>79268848
facepalming @ you so hard rn.

WHAT WENT WRONG IS EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON THIS WEBSITE IS DISCUSSING THIS BULLSHIT, IT'S LITERALLY ALL YOU FUCKERS TALK ABOUT ANY MORE
MUH SJW FORCED DIVERSITY OR WHATEVER
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT IS A THING OR NOT, JUST FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY

>>79269013
welcome to /tv/ circa 2014

>It's an I like it when Kermode shits on a movie for ideological reasons while hating it when /pol/fags do the same fucking thing episode.

>>79269013
We became tumblr.

Did you ever watch Space Jam?
Armond White sucked up all his talent and put in in a magic basketball.

>>79268986
>Entirity of mainstream culture (at behest of the media) is actively trying to push you towards mental illness, depression and eventual suicide at all times
If I was any color other than white there would be battling in the streets over what's happened to the white male.

>>79269013
Well, a site filled with retards and trolls and IRL sickos and autists that could barely hold discussion about basketball or films turned political. What did you expect?

>>79269100
You do know that the way you whites are being treated now was how we were treated by movies, back when don't you?

>single black guy in whole movie
>comedy sidekick or two days from retirement
>always dies first
These were all the time.

Yes the way whites are being treated now is shitty. It was shitty for us too.

But we didn't have twitter or facebook to endlessly bitch and moan on.

We had to settle for blaxploitation until people like Denzel proved us "blacks" could act well enough to carry a movie.

Even then these so-called "black" movies didn't feature predominantly black casts. Because the pre-supposed opinion was that you whites wouldn't pay to watch non-whites on screen.

So yeah. The people currently fucking you are the same ones that fucked us. All those years ago.

Complain to them. Not to black people.

>>79269210
What you don't understand is that movies are instrinsically political. A non-political discussion of a film is a dishonst one.

>>79254126
There are problems.

>>79269326

>pretending to be black on the internet

>>79251941
He routinely says that Sex Lives of the Potato Men is the worst film he has ever seen, but that review is nowhere to be found, shame.

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>>79269452
You'd be surprised.
There's more of us than you'd think.

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>>79255837
b-b-based

>>79269495
Doesn't he hate Danny Dyer's Run For Your Wife more?
Youtube has that review.

>>79255837

>I'm not going to rant
>10 minutes of glorious ranting including a few lines of The Internationale

I fucking love Kermode

I just wanted to say that I really love Simon and Mark and I'm looking forward to tomorrow's episode.
Their podcast is also helping me overcoming my issues with second-hand embarrassment. I've forced myself to listen to the listener emails without pausing or skipping and I'm starting to realise that it doesn't necessarily kill me.

>>79269576
(Y) unironically

>It's a Mayo asks Kermode to explain Jungian Archetypes episode

>>79258800
All of their political broadcasters are Scottish Tory's.

>>79269326
>So yeah. The people currently fucking you are the same ones that fucked us. All those years ago.
>Complain to them. Not to black people.
There is a completely redundant point to make on a website that is complaining about the Jews 24/7. Even most of the hatred of blacks you see is under the context of them being considered a tool of the Jew. When somebody dumps a bucket of cockroaches in your bed, you can say you hate cockroaches but nobody is really invested in them on a personal basis, they're just a lower form of life that isn't worth it. The real hatred is directed at the man who emptied the bucket onto you.

>>79258761
holy fuck

>>79265755
Andrew Neil, too

>>79266073
Try again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bewarpW7RmU
Fuck, watching this I forgot Charlotte Gainsbourg was in it
This movie was such wasted potential

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>>79265755

>>79251941

Typical Kermode review:

> useless twaddle about the plot
> ' remember in... or that film...'
> self insert about meeting teh director or cast and seeing another film
> 'but.....'
> inane summation of his thoughts

i am over kermode

>>79272042
Childhood is idolising Mark Kermode. Adulthood is realising Simon makes more sense.

I love how Kermode is exactly the kind of autist that would post on /tv/ if he wasn't in his fifties but /tv/ can never get over his politics.

Just as he could never get over ours.

beep

>>79273709
Kermode would have loved /tv/ if it was around when he was 20.

>>79268894
fuck off Robbie is based

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>>79258621

>>79274442
he's ok but he's just so boring.

he looks and sounds like a benedictine monk on leave.

>>79273709
>implying 60 year olds don't come here
>implying he doesn't come here

>>79260022
kys you moron

>>79275607
Kermode left once his trip abatap was permarangebanned

>>79260597
Him and Mayo being so butthurt over this film was seriously pathetic
and their dislike of Charlie Kauffman after Anomalisa

>>79269576
There are dozens of us!

>Kermode shits on a movie for ideological reasons that I agree with
>BASED KERMODE

>Kermode praises a movie for ideological reasons that I disagree with
>FUCKING KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's a Mark mentions Silent Running episode
>it's a Mark hates modern exploitation films.episode
>it's a Mark starts saying a bunch of jibberish that turns out to be genuine words from around Barnet