>He. Took. It. Out. Oh how absolutely absurd how a man to

>>79245135
were you involved in some type of amorous situation

>>79245135
Have you ever been on a date?

>>79245492
randomly taking it out on a date hardly ever works especially when you just met the person

I did it once, pretty cringe worthy looking back

>>79245722
i rubbed my crotch once

pretty whatever. it was an OkCupid date

>>79245492
yes

it's why i have multiple restraining orders on me

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>watching that Little Children film with Kate Winslet in it
>the guy who plays Rorschach takes out his penis in the car at the end of the date and furiously masturbates

>>79246282
>I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU
>YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

>>79246282
I've done this and pull my penis out randomly at girls more than once

>>79246270
>dating western women
it's a miracle your not in jail for rape anon.

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it seems like a scummy robot thing to do but apparently initiative can pay off

>>79246234
You sound like a George