>Protagonist turns on the light >A guy swivels around in

>>79236863
"where's my daughter"

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>final showdown and bad guy is black
>"don't give me any of that lip"

>>79236863
>"How did you get in here?!"

>>79236920
I have my ways.

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>protagonist trips
>slow mo closeup of his own penis entering his anus
>"AWWWOOOIIEEEE"

>>79236863
>NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCKING NIGGEREERRRRRRREERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>...in
*KRAK-BOOM*
*Guy's top half is cartwheeling through the air over the balcony in front of apartment 203, a pinwheel of blood and feces expelling out the bottom of his torso, landing with a wet splat in the courtyard below*
*his pelvis and legs remain sit for a second in the chair before falling down forward on the ground*
*the 20mm vulcan anti tank round screams across the street, obliderates the 7-11 energy drink fridge, comes out the back side and lodges itself into the engine block of a delivery truck, engulfing it in flames and killing the driver*
>-EEEEEEEeeeeeeee....
>... RELOADING!

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>you didnt think it was going to be this easy did you?
>you know, i just thought it might

>>79236956
lol

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>guy goes into gas station
>"IM A CAR TOO YOU KNOW
>chugs gasoline

>>79236967
name six major league baseball teams that have this

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>casino scene
>old woman on slots
>wins big and proceedes to masturbate with he lever

>>79236967
≤≤≤ORIGINAL COMMENT ALERT≥≥≥

>>79237096
All of them dummy. It is baseball after all.

>>79236995
Holy fuck my sides

>>79237064
This reminds me of that old movie where some woman needed a doctor and "The Doc" was a car repair guy. She ended up mostly naked, drinking motor oil, running miles on the interstate.

>>79236920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc

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>dad found the cum socket

ITT: Things that never happened.

>>79236863
that's a rare pepe

mind if i save it?

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>Protagonist orders a glass of cum
>Doesn't specify the animal

>>79238487
knock yourself out

>>79238575
>image.jpg

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>I refuse to watch this movie because...
Do you autists really think anyone on this board actually cares?

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>>79238620

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>protagonist gets challenged by a group of enemies
>This isn't fair
>''We don't play by the rules''
>No I mean you'll need more men

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>guy watching porn
>uses lotion
>cleans up with tissues

ISHYGDDT

>>79238758
>*chuckles*
>"This guy for real?"
>"Kid's got balls, I'll say that much."
>"Yeah, I like this kid. He's got balls."
>"Not many kid's got balls these days, you know that?"
>"Got a lotta balls coming up to me and my goons without any backup."