Why didn't the eagles just fly The Ring to Mordor? there's

>>79227962
wut the time between rivendell and sammath naur is like 3 months

the eagles had fallen out by this point, if they were on a flight together theyd probably be at eachothers throats the whole way

>>79227962
Why didn't Tom Bombadil just fly the ring to Mordor on the Eagles?

Why didnt Sauron just use a gun?

>>79228467
he was waiting Sauron to reborn so he could BTFO of him with his bare fists

>>79227962
Stop stealing memes

>>79227962
If Frodo watched Samara's tape and wore the One Ring on the seventh day, would Samara still kill him?

why didn't sauron just cause global warming with the volcanos

>>79227962
Why didn't he check the identities of the masked men before allowing them onto his aircraft

>>79227962

why not give the ring to the jews?

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But how come the ring ended up in the black lodge?

>>79230071
;) told ya.

>>79227962
That eagle has a sick hairdo

>>79227962
Because the eagles could have been killed quite easily by the Nazgul.

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>>79227962

They don't have wings.

OP writes and directs the Lord of The Rings:

>Frodo this is the one Ring! we must destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom!
>OK Gandalf, cant you fly there by Eagle?
>Yes my lad! lets go at once!
>Gandalf flies over Mount Doom, drops the Ring in the lava
>The End

Movie run time: 3 minutes

OP, dont ever become a director, you're fucking clueless.

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>send your quickest eagle to retrieve a volcanic stone from the slopes of Mt. Doom and bring it back to a blacksmith near the shire
>have the blacksmith melt the stone down
>drop the ring into the fires of Mt. Doom

>>79231691
Shhh, anon. That's my next lazy Photoshop.

>>79231744
Reddit, don't ever post again, you're fucking clueless.

>>79231787

>using my putdown as a comeback because you have nothing.

watch out with that razor sharp wit kid, it has edges.

>>79231754
You posted this last thread too. It was just as dumb then.