Are there any other failed actors that have gone on to have

>looking like that at fucking 27
I'd kill myself or become an English professor.

>>79224674
he looks like the perfect sleazy Jew lawyer.

That fat bitch from hairspray nicky balooney whatshername works at a beauty parlor and sweeps the floors look it up

the dude who played Charlie in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a vet, and the dude who played Oliver Twist in the original Oliver movie became an osteopath.

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>>79224786
>Hey it's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray
>Hey it's Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray
>Hey it's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray
>Hey it's Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

>>79224821
Jesus christ

>>79224674
Why the fuck don't people shave their head when they start to look like that?

They look like complete shit.

>>79224821
That's just sad...not even in a pity way just that she's so desperate.

>>79224674
fuck I actually look exactly like this guy, i even pull that face. only difference is im normal sized and shave my head. pray for me brehs

>>79224821
JUST

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>>79224674

LE KOMFY KINO JUSTCORE KEKETH

>>79224674
Bruce Campbell works as a door man at the local theater around here.

>i was on some shit tv show
>i now should never have to work

>>79225247
>Even Stevens
>Shit

nys

>>79225206
DELETE THIS

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>>79224674
jesus... he looks like a child even standing next to a asian manlet... how fucking short it this guy?
He must be Koksal Baba size

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JUST

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>>79224674
i don't know about him having a regular job but does Jake count?

>>79224755

He actually looks cool. Like an old guy. He should grow into that and accept that. It looks like he has experience and knows things. Even if he doesn't. He should use that to his advantage.

But yeah, people say I look like a kid, but I'm 32. I'm actually 5 years older than him, but I look at him, and I see an old man.

>>79225206
He moonlights as an announcer for cage fights three blocks from my house.

>>79225484
dude why the fuck is he letting his hair grow on the sides like that. Looks horrible just shave that shit completely off.

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There was a pic of this dude from American Pie waiting tables a few years ago

I know life isn't easy, but if I made money doing something like being in a tv show or movie, first thing I'd do is get a higher education and/or open a business that usually doesn't fail.
I'd probably actually kill myself if I'm single and broke and forced to work in a store after having been on the silver or big screen.

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>>79225581
Found it

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DELET

Not only does he not shave his head, he lets it grow way out. Maybe he really likes the look.

>>79225519
When you're 5'0 it doesn't really matter.

>>79225458
>Kim Jong Un meets Beans

W E W

>>79225603
>In 2014, a New York Daily News article reported Owen was working as a waiter at a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica, California. In the article, Owen says that "life doesn’t always go the way you planned. I love acting and this job lets me stay in the fight."[1] After that article was published, he appeared in two films in addition of a role on Criminal Minds.

Homie still in the game

>>79225603
>"Hey! Opie?!"

>>79225458
>>79225484

>being this small compared to a fucking Asian

"Manlet" does not even begin to describe this.

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>>79225624

it makes him memorable

>>79225604
>>79225484
>>79225458

He would look normally attractive if he shaved his head and let the beard grow. Why does he insist on having that haircut? It's not like his face or skull have a weird shape.
Also, what's his job? Assuming it's something shitty, do you think he's crying internally whenever someone takes a picture with him?

>>79225826
this. if you're not attractive at least have a distinctive look so you can get character parts.

>>79225832
Nice try beans.

>>79225509
wtf, he's also the maitre d' at this fancy restaurant nearby. workaholic much?

>>79225832
>do you think he's crying internally.

body language and facial expressions say alot.

He looks pretty content with who he is tbhwy.

>>79225832
>Why does he insist on having that haircut?

it really does emphasizes what isn't there

>>79224821
>Nikki Blonsky

Her last tweet was from dec 2015. Feels bad man

>>79225832
get a load of this guy

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>>79226225
w-what happened to her?

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Gary Coleman was a security guard at one point

>a video of him getting angry at a fan with Chewie in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfHlt0TYYHo

>>79224821
Time for plan S

>>79226292
WTF was his problem?

>>79225826
why is he working retail if he has 1mil

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There's like ten thousand moderately successful actresses that suddenly "decided" to become a stay-at-home mom somewhere between age 30 and 40

It's such a mystery why that keeps happening

>>79226503
$1m isn't retirement money anymore

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that dude from that John and Kate Plus 8 reality show got divorced and works food service now.

>paying alimony on 8 kids

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>>79225739
Reminder to never give up and we are all gonna make, bros

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>>79226536
>paying alimony when the bitch has a TLC contract
and they say you asians are supposed to be smart

>>79224821
Pretty sad but I feel no pity

>>79224821
>women can't be robo-

>>79226503
Because he wants to keep it

>>79226536
I remember the episode where he got a hair transplant. Shit looks ridiculous now because he has hair in the front, then bald, then more hair.

>>79226508
>Summer Glau

>>79226687
>implying she doesn't have chad's dick, a bf and beta orbiters both online and irl

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Brendan Fraser works as a prison guard now

Better keep up the alimony Brendan or youll be joining them in there soon!

>>79226503

Why do rich boomers come out of retirement to do low income jobs?

Because it's better than sitting at home doing nothing. At least you're around other people and accomplishing something.

>>79226536
He's also a DJ.

Good on him for still providing.

its not like he was ever a serious actor so it's not the same

>>79226536
kek that hair

>>79224674
Why do white men age so badly?
My ex looked good at 21, when I met him during high school.
He's 27 now and looks 36.
I'm nearing the mid 20s and still get told I look 17 or 18.

does daniel day lewis really do stuff like carpentry between films

>>79226286
back in the cuckshed, wojak.

>>79225832
He's one of Santa's little elves

>>79226773
Thats actually from a show called The Affair. Think its on showtime.

>>79224674
Hes actually just living a really comfy life, probably works part time and has a comfy live savings in the bank

>>79226536
>Among the terms of the divorce was a child support order for $22,000 a month.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Gosselin

Shit like this makes me wonder why people still bother getting married

>>79226888

Dealing with women like you really ages a man.

>>79224674
Did his parents fuck him out of his television money?

>>79226286

Hopefully bbw porn.

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>>79225832
>he shaved his head


you don't fucking understand, that's his last bit of youth right there. After that he will be a old baldy forever

>>79226888
Depends on the lifestyle. Smoking, drinking, drugs and stress age you like a motherfucker. I´m 26 but look like a goddamn highschool kid.

>>79227080
I'm not a woman.
My current bf actually dealt with a woman, since he was actually married before.
He's in his early 30s and looks younger and great for his age.
Difference is he's a qt Latino.
My ex lost.

>>79226888

Not all of us grew up in the age of hipster metrosexuality.

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>>79226888
>mid 20s
>still look like you're a teenager

I would fucking end myself, I hope you're a girl otherwise nobody your age would take you seriously

or do you just hit on high school girls

>>79227146

You ex sounds like a butch top, current guy sounds like a bottom twink.

>>79225484
>Shorter than an asian girl

is he literally four feet tall?

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>>79227115
When men or women say shit like this they usually look older then they are.

>154cm

>>79227190
>looking young is a bad thing
It's what has guys notice me at first.
Best thing is I'm not feminine.
I literally couldn't care less about women.

>>79227226

I look like John C Reilly in The River Wild since I was 18

>>79227209
My ex wasn't masculine. He looks even less masculine now with a tumblr hipster look post-break up.

My current bf is hairy and doesn't look or sound gay at all.

Bigger dick and also uncut. He's a straight upgrade in every way imaginable.

>>79227311
Degenerate

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>>79227190
>23
>everyone thinks I look 16

Girls my age refuse to take me seriously, i'm everyones little brother

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>white men age badl-

>>79227311

Your current bf sounds like me except I'm not latino.

>>79226888
LOL
>mid 20s wonan
Enjoy going from hot to not in a few years.

>>79227390
become /fit/izen

>>79227390
Embrace it son, you'll probably look like Leto in your 40s if you take care of yourself, unless you have balding genes, then sudoku is the only option

>>79224821
>Nicole Margaret "Nikki" Blonsky[1] (born November 9, 1988)[2] is an American actress, singer, and dancer. She is best known for her role as Tracy Turnblad in the 2007 film Hairspray and as Maggie Baker in the 2008 film Queen Sized. She is also known for her starring role in the ABC Family original series Huge.
SHE'S FAT

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>>79226508
>That scene

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>>79227436
>>79226888
>implying baldness is something to be ashamed of
>white men age badly

>>79225739
why do people in the acting business almost always go the waiter route? I'm sure there are other better paying skilled jobs you could meddle in while waiting for 'a break'

>>79227513
Because they can try out different characters and train their social skills

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looks like it's lights out Beans

>>79227513
Because most actors are stupid as door nails and lack any useful skill besides doing what other people tell them.

Harrison ford on the other hand was smart enough to do carpentering

>>79227559
To be fair, he didn't hit it big until he was 35 in Star Wars. He wanted to act, but had the good sense to learn a trade in case acting wouldn't work. This is why you ALWAYS have a back-up plan. Especially for athletes and actors because you only have a limited amount of time.

>>79226536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98ZLAreDrU

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>>79224674
>>79224821

>>79224674
>>79225458
>>79225484

Why is it always Asians taking pictures with him.

>>79227616
¨Thats what i mean, Ford had some common sense, something lacking in most actors.

>>79225054
>not wearing monkcore

>>79224674

Wish he was Shia's sidekick in real life.

mitchell musso of hannah montana fame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-Jo-5J6VI

ned from ned's declassified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUu0FS5W4X0

>>79227007
thats not true

>>79225206
My local kinocenter had Kurt Russell as a guest designated shooter

>shy away from 30
>people say I look 24-25

Is that a good sign?

>>79227701
>it's real
is this the biggest JUST ever? even more than brendan?

>work a nice easy job
>people are friendly to you and ask to have pictures taken with you even despite being ugly and bald
>$1mil in the bank

Sounds kinda nice to be honest

>>79226292
The redhead was the bitch ex-wife who physically abused him and cheated on him. She also pulled the plug on him after the accident and took his money

>>79227513
Waiters make fast easy money

>>79227822
depends on whether you look youthful or if you're an ugly babyface with no jawline

Does anyone have that sad/hilarious collection of Edward Furlong tweets. He is easily the most just'd of them all.

>>79227823
nah, she was punching above her weight profession-wise to begin with

this wasn't a fall as much as a return to her rightful position in life

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>>79227104
We can only hope

>>79227883
>whine like little bitches about minimum wage and gratuity
I'm not so sure about this

>>79227739
Or they quit the game while they're ahead like Mara Wilson.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2332710/Mara-Wilson-offers-insider-perspective-child-stars-crazy.html

She also wrote some good insight on how screwed-up child actors can become. Luckily, she had the good sense to retire, invested her money carefully, and pursues writing now.

It's amazing how big-headed actors can get. Unless you reach Tom Cruise-level sustainability, there's ALWAYS going to be someone younger, better-looking, more talented, and especially more marketable. This applies especially for actresses because it can be brutal as fuck.

>>79224821
>tmw you are the only actor/actress who hasn't been on Law and Order

Jeez

>>79227393
I'm surprised how well Tom Brady aged compared to Peyton Manning. He could easily pass as someone in their early 30's whereas Peyton looks like someone in their late 40's.

>>79225079
are you max payne?

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>>79227804

>His most recent television appearances were in 2011 as a pink elf in the T-Mobile holiday commercial and in 2012 in a dog costume for an Old Spice commercial.

honestly i have nothing but respect for actors/actresses who actually end up working a 9 to 5 job.

>>79226503

Something to do, and honestly smart. He's probably invested a lot of his Even Stevens money and works retail to pay the day to day stuff. When he decides to retire he'll be solid

>>79228143
okay stevens, gotcha

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>>79226508
It's almost like nurturing their offsprings and putting them first is in their nature or something.

>>79227701
It's gotta be hard being famous and going back to being poor. This is why so many failed stock brokers threw themselves out of windows. It's harder to be poor after being rich.

>>79228512
my father survived a fall..

>>79225739
Poor financial planning. It happens a lot to young stars who hit it big. They end up blowing all the cash or their family members steal it from them.

>>79226503
He probably just works the job to pay his property taxes and living expenses. You can only retire for life if you have 7 million dollars or more in your 20s, else you have to either invest it (risky) or get a job to lower the cash burn off.

>>79227701
>Hi, it's Nikki Blonsky from the one random hair salon in New York

>>79226503
Those numbers are estimated

>>79226888
>Why do white men age so badly?
if a white man takes care of himself and doesn't get fat he usually looks better the older he gets.

>>79227993
Not him, but the joke definitely went over your head, not his

>>79227991
i fucking wish. give me 20 years

>>79227486

>scots
>white

>>79227190
>>79227390
Are you gay and cute?

>>79227107
It' better to look like an old man than a fucking retard

>>79227049
Don't you still have to pay Child Support even if you're not married?

>>79227978
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>79225484
why is he leaning into the big asian guy and not the girl

>>79226888
After 30 you're useless. You're only going to fuck uglier men from them on. If you ugly ex boyfriend manages to get money at least he can continue to fuck women that are younger and prettier than you. He'll probably have to buy them shit, but honestly young pussy is extremely valuable when you hit middle aged territory because fucking women your own age just isn't as fun. You're fucking something past its expiration date.

>>79227701
>everything from doing makeup to sweeping floors

living the dream, wow woah

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No, all other failed actors just kill themselves

>>79225206
He valet drives at my local pizzeria on the weekends. poor guy :(

>>79227146
>bf looks older than he is
>I'm not a woman

Mystery solved, it's AIDS.

>>79228743
with a couple million in the stock market and a couple decades, you'll be very wealthy. just hire the right sheckler

>>79227835
>pulled the plug on him

oh fuck i forgot that happened, haha

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>>79227968
gee it's almost like they don't want the gravy train to end

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>>79226286

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>>79227823
Biggest JUST would be Dustin Diamond

>>79226508
ywn make a housewife out of a top qt like Erika in your life ydimsa

>>79226503
Because 1 mil isn't a lot of money.

>>79229504
yeah waiters routinely headline 'the rich and famous' earning minimum.
keep eating shit you retarded knob lmao

>>79225206
That's funny because he works at a French Restaurant in my area

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susan from seinfeld teaches ukelele lessons on skype

surprised /sp/ didn't do anything when costanza.jpg was the biggest meme

she probably just likes the ukelele a lot, must be set for life on residuals

>>79227703
maybe he lives in Asian

>>79227701
This is tragic

>>79227513
It's a felxible job. If there is audition or some shit you can just get some of yoru coworkers to take your shift easily.

>>79229875
>susan
She ruined the show, fuck her and her stupid ukelele shit.
I heard literally everyone in the main cast hated her too, that's why Larry killed her off.

>>79229875
>susan from seinfeld teaches ukelele lessons on skype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzmsUkAoIg

Soooo cuuute

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>>79227701
>Great Neck

>>79229950
at least look at what jason said

when george was dating her they didn't have acting chemistry, so jokes fell flat footed

because of this larry wrote george getting engaged to her, he did the same thing with cheryl in curb

rest of the cast didn't hate her, they just never did scenes with her until the pool guy and also found no chemistry

>>79226519

this. he would need at least 6 mil, and also not living in L.A.

>>79226519
those net worth things are bullshit

proof? look up peter stomare

>>79229958

whitest shit i've seen all day. show it to /pol/ so they can whorship her lameness and think it's platinum shit just because "hey at least she isn't some dark skinned person "

>>79229688
Yes it is. The thing is he doesn't have 1 million in liquid assets but probably own a house or appartment. Also the cost of life is really high in New York and L.A..

If you have a million in cash in Alabama or Mississippi you are set with an average lifestyle.

>>79230256
>that mad shitskin
lel

Freddy Prince Jr is a professional twitch streamer now.

>>79227513
A good serving job at an expensive restaurant will earn you more than most actual jobs will.

>t. bartender who makes 70k a year working 30 hours a week

>>79224786
She owns it.

>>79230347
She doesn't

>>79224786
>Nickey baloony

Kek

women literally can't be JUST

>>79224786
Did you mean Nicky Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?

>>79225458
Wait, is the Kim Jong Un haircut becoming popular now?

>>79228899
>he fell for it

>>79226437

His parents stole most of his money leaving him with nothing.

>>79226225
>>79226286

she's more active on instagram

>>79229568

>constantly bragging about having a 10" cock
>everyone knows he fulls of shit but he keeps telling people he should be in porn

What a sad way to go.

>>79227701
The worst thing about this is that there is a town in America called Great Neck.
Jesus Christ lardasses, get your shit together.

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>>79227513
I imagine they make mad tip money from anyone who recognizes them.

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Seeing failed actors working shitty jobs makes me feel a kind of existential dread

>>79224821
Shit.. It wasn't even the good Hairspray

>>79224674
Why would you NOT shave you head?

>>79225206
I think he stinks and I don't like him

What do I do with my hands?

>>79227703
They get to look tall for once.

>>79231852
thats a pretty cool job imho

>>79230256
you reek of resentment. If you hate white people so much fuck of to a nonwhite country

>>79225832
He was taking pictures for the santa display in my local mall. I think I read that he was studying the role since he's in a upcoming movie about being one of santas elves.

>>79231819
dont forget his horrible sex tape

http://www.xvideos.com/video627745/screech_s_sex_tape_dustin_diamond_

>>79225992
Funny you mention that, he works at the McDonalds counter here where i live.

>>79226286
she ate herself

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>>79227927

>>79232236
>http://www.xvideos.com/video627745/screech_s_sex_tape_dustin_diamond_

Fuck.

Why did I watch that. and the moster....the monster.

>>79232503
you think thats bad? Remeber the time Mini Me made sextape?

https://xhamster.com/movies/5484289/verne_troyer_hilarious_celebrity_sextape.html

>>79226437
Parents took his money and he died doing shitty movies.

>>79225485
He is in prison so I don't think he counts

>>79224821
holy shit shes small

>>79232730
He makes licence plates in the prison.

That counts as job.

>>79231882
Is that the banjo kid from Deliverance?

>>79227513
Being a waiter at a popular restaurant at or near LA is great for actors producers/actors and every other Hollywood person always eats out.

>>79225832
He works as an elf during the holidays IDK the rest of the year

>>79231882
They could have saved and invested the money they made, they could have looked for work in advertising and TV shows the normal way instead of begging for it openly, when people found out they had an ordinary job they could have passed it off as "so? I had my 15 minutes of fame, I was a normal person before and I'm a normal person afterwards". For whatever reason they chose not to.

>>79225206
It helps maintain the illusion

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>>79224674
>this guy is only 2 years older than me
Poor Beans

>>79229044
Yes

never sign the birth certificate

>>79225458
I know this mall, have never seen beans there.

>>79232845
yes

>>79233060
than I*

>>79227791
Ned still funny though

Uwe Boll owns a restaurant around here somewhere, I don't think he works in it though.

>>79226503
At 27 you can't retired with 1 mil unless you move to a country that doesn't have running water or electricity

>>79226508
That's what the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" guy do
His wife died and he retired from acting to stay with his kids

>>79226646
It's his white side that let him get bamboozled

>>79225832
He's a mall santa helper or something part time and is a teacher otherwise.

Mall shit is probably a side gig.

>>79232502
>I need donations from fans to pay for new liver. Please PM me if you are willing to part cash. #DrinkUmugDontReadUmug

I guess he did it

>>79229044
There was a case where a guy dated a girl with a kid for a few years. Broke up and she sued him for child support and won, because the wife's son got an emotional attachment to the cuck

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>>79232845
no that guys fine
he's friends with ewan and they ride their bikes all over the world

>>79227007
He's gotta be sitting on a shitload of money unless he went Johnny Depp mode and blew it all

>>79224674
Why is it that when an actor is first an actor and then does another job he/she is considered a failed actor? What's wrong with normal jobs?

>>79227393
If the rumors are true about his incredibly strict lifestyle choices, I'm not surprised at all

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>>79224755
I started going bald at age 15 or maybe a little earlier

Pic related I'm 18

But I still had sex this one time

>>79227701
Was she always fat?
I don't know who she is and never watched the movie

>>79229518
>THROW ME THE CHEESEBURGERS
>THROW THEM

I'm surprised with hipsterdom being what it is that nobody ironically wears bad wigs.

>>79233471
I started thinning at 27ish, 30 now.
I've started a regimen for my scalp and it's done a pretty good job of slowing it down.
It isn't where I want it to be. But at least I don't have to take the dick killer pills.

>>79233533
I've gotten pretty used to shaving my head once a week. I don't like the way it looks when it's grown out at all and most people compliment me on how natural the shaved head looks on me

>tfw born to be a baldy

>>79226292
Damn when they did that in The Simpsons I thought it was just a joke

>>79233471
>>79233700
A lot of guys look fine bald, regardless of whether or not they shave their head. The difficult thing is pulling it off if you're under 30. But you obviously can, so good on you. You skipped any awkward periods despite losing your hair young.

>>79229518
Brando got fat purely out of choice though

>>79232671
I will never understand what compelled her to bang mini-me

>>79227390

29, but people think I am around age 20-21. I get mistaken for being in high once in a while.

Feel sad man.

>>79233450
Because since they are not acting anymore, that would mean they failed at it, because they didn't become successful enough to continue being an actor. There's nothing wrong with working other jobs afterwards, but you're still a failed actor no matter what.

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>>79224821
God I missed Nikkiposting

>>79227393
White men eat dairy and hella sugar.

Brady doesn't.

His NFL peers work out excessively, and schlubs on the street never.

Brady just the right amount.

Be like Brady, all. Among other things, the increased mental clarity enhances your ability to enjoy kino and staves off the decline of enjoyment of kino with age.

>>79232502
Man, these are incredibly sad to read. Must suck to flame out so soon from an acting dream.

>>79226888
>Why do white men age so badly
White women age a lot worse on average.

>>79224674
No they're all fucking millionaires bro

>>79224821
Really though, why couldn't she have been the famous fat actress? Look at that beast from precious, looks like a fucking tar golem and people give her work.

>>79225484
He's like a fucking doll carved out of a clothes peg. Surely there was some weird genre of porn he could have prospered in.

>>79225832
He's literally the size of a magical pixie though

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>white men age like sh-

>>79237122
No fucking way... He looks like he still needs an adult to go into the shop to buy him beer.

>>79227791
Jesus
His gfs ass tho senpai

>>79237278
It's true. It's really fucking true. I was shocked. I mean, it's just fucking incredible. He looks like a 16 year old lesbian.

>>79226503
Because that is a bullshot website and only autists belive that.

>>79234002
Bangong celebrities are harder than it sounds so she was just doing it to say she slept with a celeb.

When asked "who" shell keep that a secret.

>>79224821

She's a big girl.

I look really really young at 34 if I cut my hair and do a close shave around 15% bodyfat.

I roll nasty long hair, a nasty neckbeard and am at 250lbs 6'2 currently, keeps all the normies away.

Acting sucks, but thankfully I said no

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>>79225603

>waiter, our check?
>LEAVE IT ALONE!

>>79237802
do people actually listen to opie's show?

Jim sounds so much happier being with Sam now

>>79233427
His wife fucked him over super hard and gets a ridiculous amount of alimony, like $400,000 a year or some shit. He's the friend Joe Rogan is always talking about on his podcast that got fucked over by his ex-wife.

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>>79233471
Fuck, I'm 18 to and my hair already started seriously thinning. I've been told that I look like I'm in my mid 30s.

Time to destroy my liver with alcohol.

>>79237278
You know what's really funny.
He streams on twitch and he not only sounds like, but he talks like a 14 year old.
A really smart and witty 14 year old at least. Most teens are stupid as shti

>>79236776
Looking at those tweets, she was probably annoying to work with. Imagine someone being around you talking like that.

>>79230256
I hope you don't live in a White majority country, otherwise hating Whites this much when you're surrounded by them is like visiting Africa and complaining about dark-skinned people.

>>79224821
>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GIVE ME A ROLE ANYONE

That's genuinely sad to read.

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>>79226536
>that hair

JUST

>>79232845
>he doesn't know who Koksal Baba is

Kys friend

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>>79233480
If that picture is anything to go by, she's actually lost quite a bit of weight.

That's literally how she got the role for Hairspray, because the character she played is canonically a fatass.

>>79237278
>>79237385
>>79238801
He's got a growth hormone deficiency that makes him look like a kid.

Also there's a 99.9% chance he has a micropenis because of it. Nearly all males with the deficiency do.

ronald reagan decided to quit acting to go into politics or some shit like that, not sure it worked out very well for him

>>79238512
Just buzz it u faggot lmao. its only sad when you refuse to accept it

>>79237891
I had no idea Opie still had a job

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>>79239661
Nice.

>>79233320
Investing 1mil in REITS or index funds would conservatively get you $50,000 to $60,000 dollars per year.

Stay pleb.

>>79226503
Heath Coverage and having something to do.

I am worth 2.5 million (age 35) and work at a hardware store to get out of the house, have a income, and to have health coverage. I didn't work for two years. After a while I needed to get back working.

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>>79224674
>>79225458
>>79225484
>>79225604
>>79225826
>>79225832
>>79226888
>>79233471
>A study of 21 adolescent and young adult males, before castration and for eight to eighteen years afterwards, showed that after orchiectomy there was no development of male pattern baldness (MPB) nor of any grossly recognizable denudation of the scalp. There was no expansion of bald areas in existence at the time of castration. At the end of the study the eunuchs, compared with intact males of similar age, exhibited a significantly lower incidence of MPB (P = .01) and had no further loss of coarse hairs in the pattern that in most males results in recession of the frontal hairline (P < .01). After castration, no increase in the number of coarse hairs was detected in bald or sparsely-haired areas of recession of the frontal hairline. It is concluded that the remedial value of drastic reduction in androgenic stimulation is probably nil with regard to return of coarse hairs which have been lost along the frontal hairline in young men. In 3 men with baldness of the crown of the head at the time of orchiectomy, a limited increase in the number of coarse hairs occurred after the operation in 1 but not in the others. Further study is required to ascertain the potential for partial regrowth of coarse hairs in subjects with late-appearing forms of MPB involving the dorsum of the head.

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>>79224821

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>>79224674
Felicity Waterman, who was in Knots Landing, babylon 5, and Die Hard 2 now has a massage therapy place in California. I actually went to use her and it was great.

>>79226503
apparently he owned the thing, it was one of the mall santas.

>>79239958
yeah, but for a lot of people $50-60k a year isnt enough to live on. if youre a single guy that just sits on his computer its fine of course. but if you want to live in a big city with a family that youre able to support with a nice lifestyle you really need to do better than that.

>>79229518
>Brando
>justed

pick one. dude literally never gave two shits and lived a life of carelessness and freedom. he ate everything and banged everyone and didnt gave a single fuck. after that pic was taken he probably went back to eating gourmet bratwürsts out of 18 year old model vaginas

What?

>>79239958
Yes, but how much of that 1 million is locked into real estate value of the house you live in?

>>79239958
Nigga you can't invest your entire net worth into something

>>79239798
>mfw I have no deficiency but still have a micropeen

>>79240843
This, you want to spread your wealth to at least five investments that are unrelated.


Otherwise you do something like

>Mall REITs are doing GREAT
>People stop going to the Mall
>Fugg,

>>79233320
I got a $1 million inheritance when I was 22. I'm 31, own a home, and a car, both of which are paid off, and I haven't had a job since. I'm currently worth $6 million.

You can easily retire on $1 million if you're careful, exploit interest building accounts and CDs, and invest properly. I never plan on working again.

>>79233471
You had it worse than me. I started losing hair at 17, had a noticeable widows peak at 19 and am now at 23 the widows peak has gotten really thin and gross. But I am getting a hair transplant. After working my arse off for ages I can finally afford one. Luckily my crown is still thick, and I'm getting the plasma treatment to completely stop any further hair loss. So by the time I'm nearing 24, I should have a completely normal head of hair again.

>>79227978
What the fuck is wrong with this guy

>>79241105
>Annual increase of 22% for 9 years.

I gonna call bullshit.

>>79225603

Poor, poor sherminator homeboy is only 36 could probably still pass in a role for a college senior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX7UJSXCiU

not a regular job, but certainly failed

>>79227978
damn his eyes are beautiful

shame about the rest of his genetics

>>79240871
Is that why you fap to BLACKED?

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>>79224821
Why are Americans so pathetic?

>>79233533
Started receding at 26, jumped on fin and minox (but only once a day because it's a pain in the arse to use twice).

Hairline has continued to recede at the corners slowly and crown is a little thin but hopefully it's much better than what it would've been if I hadn't jumped on those. I just shave it short on the sides and about an inch and a half on top now, any longer and it looks too scraggly with a shitty hairline or something.

>>79229568
Just an angry Jew mad he didn't get roles and was typecasted- despite being a living example of Screech minus the kindness and sincerity.

>>79241582
What the fuck

Princess Bride modern remake when?

>>79241601

To many burger HAHAH

>>79241582
surely he must have some kind of hormonal disorder; there's no way a healthy male develops into that

>>79225603
>>79225581
He aged pretty well, looks good now.

>>79233471
just take some steroids and become a huge bald motherfucker.

helps if youre tall.

>>79230256
I guess you would have her twerking on YouTube instead like a nigger.

>>79230293

Dude is married to Sarah Michelle Gellar and gets to voice video games which hes mega passionate about so I'd say he's done alright for himself

>>79240206
Did she give you the stroke down?

>>79227949
Agreed!

>>79233471
>18
>that

There is no way

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>>79232730
>ywn be Jake Lloy's cellmate
>ywn fuck him in the ass while screaming "NOW THIS IS PODRACING" over and over as he cries

>>79241582
umm

>>79241910
It is a very nice, relaxing place.

>>79230264
fuck off poorfag
1 million isnt enough to retire on

>>79241582
Is he the new /ourguy/ after Brendan

Just how do you turn into THAT at just 26 years old.

>>79238512

Or you could buzz it and get jacked to shit

>>79241582
that's a huge bulge tho.

>>79233259
no.

>>79242142
I can guarantee you it only looks moderately large due to being contrasted with his hobbit like body

>>79233471
That's nothing, I stated thinning at 16, by 18-19 I was practically beans tier bald so I thought fuck it, bic'd my head every weekend ever since (now 26)

It's a good thing im not a manlet and lift, plus my beard got thick as fuck practically over night so it's swings and roundabouts I guess.