>the original/proto tumblr fangirl show >racist, sexist,

>nigger blacked 13

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Reminder Taub was the best not-House/Wilson character
followed by Chase

>>79223897
Oy vey it's like annudah lupus! Also agreed. It seemed like they dumbed down Foreman to make room for based Taüb.

>It's that boring Season where House and Cutty are in a relationship

Season 6 Episode 1 was the last good episode. Especially when they mention Chilli and Seabass

>>79223757
>the show responsible for every other "witty asshole who every should hate but he's a genius so he gets away with it" show of the 00's

I liked it but holy shit did they do that trope to death

>>79224051
I legit prefer thinking the series ending with House going into a mental ward in S5. That felt like a fitting conclusion.

With that said Season 8 is so amazingly stupid I got a soft spot for it. Especially that laughably bad series finale.

>>79224121
I pretended to have a car accident over my summer holiday and came back to school with a cane, no joke.

>>79223757
Is this the closest we'll get to a proper Sherlock Holmes?

>>79224036
Liking the kike when you got have had sex with the Aussie with the ironbuns. Fuck off plebbit

>>79224153
When I first watched it I subconsciously started limping sometimes and autistically analizing people's motives. 'tism, I know.

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>It's a Dr.Park episode

>>79223757
Because something happened in 2008. Why do you think Tropic Thunder get away with RDJ playing as a black man and the only issue was mentioning the word 'retard'? You can't produce a movie like that today because of the identity politics blown out of proportion.

>>79224156
Elementary is GOAT you fucking pleb

>>79224221
How many takes do you think that took?

>>79224230
haha

>>79224156
>le House is Sherlock Holmes meme

It shares a tiny tiny percentage of minor things in common with Sherlock Holmes. You want a proper Sherlock Holmes? You've got all the series actually adapting Sherlock Holmes stories. You want Sherlock Holmes in the modern day? That's Elementary. Not asshole-who-only-gets-things-right-after-getting-things-wrong-three-times-and-almost-killing-the-patient-each-time-House.

>>79224221
When your test is so high it's a symptom.

>>79224156
Is sherlock in the books similar to house?
As much as I like cumberbatch's sherlock I think it's way too overpowered.

>>79224221
>>79224234
she still fucked up
>she doesn't seem to care about the thouch, only the grapple

>>79224230
Agree, elementary Sherlock is best Sherlock
Fuck female Watson tho

>>79224274
Sherlock in the books is more similar in character to House, depressed, drug taking, atheistic but hates it

>>79224274
He's not dissimilar to Cumbersnatches depiction of Holmes in the books. Holmes in the books is extremely overpowered.

>>79224299
At least they don't go down the "girl power! umm excuse me that's sexist!!" route and she's a generally well written character to complement/contrast Sherlock

>>79224274
>Is sherlock in the books similar to house?

No. Sherlock can be callous because he focuses on the puzzle. House is just straight-up a fucking asshole. Sherlock uses medical doses of cocaine when he doesn't have a case because of immense boredom. House is just a drug-addict trying to explain it away, like every drug addict. Sherlock is fit. House is a cripple. Sherlock knows how to sweet-talk his way through things when the case needs it. House just expects everyone to fold without any sign of diplomacy. Sherlock carefully deduces the solution of the case and moves to catch the culprit at the right moment. House goes through fatal trial and error in each and every episode.

>so many terrible characters

It was frustrating have to live with Park and that super-genius bitch for an entire season

>>79224350
Sounds exactly like Elementary sherlock

>>79224299
>Fuck female Watson tho

She's a thousand times better than weepy Hobbit Watson, though. Can't measure up to Wilson of course, but she's a terrific version of Holmes.

>>79224350
Sherlock is a pretty intense asshole and he uses cocaine doses not because of boredom, but because it helps him stay awake and focus on cases for longer.
He takes other drugs as well, including opium when bored.
He does get addicted.
He's not always right.
Watson saves him a lot numerous times.
He gets temperamental when he can't solve a puzzle or case.

>>79224051
The final episode was a diamond in the Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60653.

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IMAGINE

>>79224156
Watch Case Closed

>>79224484
You're not going to push Elementary like these other clown(s)?

>>79224497
Oh, and Elementary.

>>79224527
:(

>>79224472
>Jewish fridge in a croptop

pass

>>79224452
>Sherlock is a pretty intense asshole
Not in any way like House. House is an asshole 24/7, Sherlock is mostly just callous, not an outright asshole. House goes out of his fucking way to insult people/patients. Sherlock just doesn't care if his client gets insulted from the pertinent questions he asks.

>He does get addicted.
Not to the degree that House is.

>He's not always right.
No, but he's not taking life-threatening wrong turns on literally every case like House does out of hubris.

>Watson saves him a lot numerous times.
Never said he didn't.

>He gets temperamental when he can't solve a puzzle or case.
As opposed to House who gets temperamental in the middle of the case or when someone isn't moving at the same pace as he is. Holmes didn't chew Watson out every time Watson asked a (relatively)dumb question or asked for clarification. House does that shit all the time.


The only thing House and Holmes really have in common are drug-use(except they're handled entirely differently), the cases and House being a genius like Holmes except in a different field.

>>79224582
DUDE (((THEM))) LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGoEakcH_YM

Best medical tv musical coming through. Fuck the scrubs episode.

>>79224649
>it's a Hugh Laurie thinks he can sing episode

>>79224679
>he didn't hear Let Them Talk
blueskino

>>79224121
>tfw non-witty asshole who everyone hates because not a genius
house was a pretty great show, but who is really the third best character?

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>>79224679
>implying Hugh Laurie can't sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rHKdaLfIew

>>79224768
So derivative

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>>79224830

>>79224221
kid barely even squeezed, just did a little finger cup-up from below

if it were me i'd be breaking of a piece of dat ass, making use of my opposeable thumb

>>79224810
>>79223897

why was everyone cool with breaking into patients homes

I can't tell if you're all joking when you say Elementary is good. I really need a Holmes fix.

>>79225551
it legit is pretty good, give it a watch

>>79225511
Patients will give consent eventually, so why bother asking when they'll just use the time to hide something

Not like they'll press charges when you just cured their ultra rare disease

feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWQ0DYlgSmY

>>79225578
Alright, thanks lad

>>79225551
>/tv/ has got to the point where you can't be sure if people are actually praising a show

>>79224629
I agree they're not exact copies of one another.
I'm just saying that its one of the closest we've gotten so far.

>>79225580
its been a while since ive seen it but wasnt cameron a massive bleeding heart pussy? why did she go along with it
and why did all the patients lie about having bleach soaked ham in their fridge or whatever

>>79225551
It's good. I was one of those guys who were talking shit about it before it came out. I thought it was just going to be a shitty American procedural ripping off Sherlock and was turning Watson into a chick so they could have some love-drama going on. I was really pleasantly surprised with how it turned out. Really comfy viewing.

>>79225655
Because she had daddy issues and wanted House to love her

I dropped it some point after he left the nuthouse

What the heck was that ending

>>79225688
Faked his death so he and Wilson could go ride motorcycles to Wilson croaked from the one type of cancer House couldn't cure

>>79225655
patients either lied because it was an embarassing secret or they lied by omission because they didnt know some detail of their life was medically relevant

so house just wants to skip the middle man and have his team check themselves since he doesnt give a shit about secrets and they know what might be relevant

>>79225651
>I'm just saying that its one of the closest we've gotten so far.

But it's really not. All of the actual Sherlock Holmes tv shows are closer to how Sherlock was in the books, in different ways depending on the adaptation. It wasn't even the closest to a proper Sherlock Holmes back when it was airing.

>>79225695
>tfw no friend who'll go ride motorcycles across the US with you while you die

>>79224153
Hey Flip

>>79225695
Couldn't he just leave his job?

>>79225875
He was on parole in the final series, right?

So no.

>>79225875
he had to go back to prison because he violated his parole

>>79225906
>>79225912

Fair play

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True kino coming by

>>79225974
>right's dad was prime minister of australia

Bet he is a complete banter merchant

>>79225511
In one of the first episodes (if not the first one) House argues with his team about this and from then on both the team and the patients never mention it again. It does seem weird and also the patients IRL would probably admit they're growing weed or let the doctors check for toxins or insects. But half the stuff House gets away with is over the top and the excuses why he can't get fired are lame so I just filter that out.

>>79224227
I'm a libtard, and I definitely saw some backlash over it in my political bubble. It wasn't very mainstream, but I remember hearing the """controversy""" on MSNBC a few times.

The only reason the retard thing happened is because there was a vaguely popular movement at the time over not calling retards retards because it was offensive or whatever. John C. McGinley helped launch it with his celebrity soapbox platform.

Also, Always Sunny has done ironic blackface a few times recently, so I don't think it's as big of a political no-no as one may think, given the context.

>>79226023
>But half the stuff House gets away with is over the top and the excuses why he can't get fired are lame so I just filter that out.
"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON HOUSE!... But by god, you get results"

>>79228626
I HAVE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
HAND OVER YOUR CANE... AND YOUR OTHER CANE.

>>79229316
AND YOUR PENIS-BONE CANE!

>>79223820
God I need to see Wilde blacked NOW

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>>79229500
>>79229466
s-stop

>>79224350
Sherlock is every numale's dream self insert.

>>79223757
Before smart phones and social media everything was better

>>79229698
Damn right.

>>79224156
The Soviet Sherlock Homes series are fairly close to the Conan Doyle stories.

>>79224213
I totally wanted to fuck Charlyne Yi. She plays another Park in We Bare Bears.

>>79224359
What is wrong with the Asian doctor?

>>79224484
Case Closed as in Detective Conan? Kindaichi had longer and better cases.

>>79224826
I love Hugh's blues albums. His voice is a little croaky but it adds to the style. Also he can play the piano like a fucking boss.

>>79231772
There was more than one album?

>>79229654
I thought that was Light Yagami.

>>79224472
Edelstein was by far the hottest woman on the show

>>79223757
>Why were the 00's so fucking based?
because you misremember them

>>79224133
Series finale was the one episode I liked that season.

>tfw no entire season of House solving shit with Amber as his imaginary sidekick

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>>79224156

pic related you fucking pleb

>it's a get me an MRI, CT scan, lumbar puncture, and start him on broad spectrum antibiotics episodes

>>79223757
been rewatching it the past month, on season 7 now
this makes me phsysically cringe all the time, not in a bad way, but whenever there is a romantic scene with house and cameron or cuddy I just feel incredibly uncomfortable
also cuddy is a bitch
also why didn't they just end it in season 6 finale, that would've been a nice happy ending
although I do like that the show ended with a bromance season between house and wilson
based wilson

>>79223897
agreed, for some reason I find taub very cute and likeable even though I despise jews and I am not too fond of cheaters even though I'm a misogynist

>>79234689
>agreed, for some reason I find taub very cute and likeable even though I despise jews and I am not too fond of cheaters even though I'm a misogynist
Woah watch out. The liberal media is slowly forcing the BluePill(TM) down your throat.

>>79223897
I prefer Masters, pity she was only for one season

>>79224156
house even live at baker street

do you remember this episode with women model that had dick inside?

kek, they were into boipucci before it was /fa/

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>>79223757
>racist, sexist, heteronormative, transphobic jokes in every episode

Not at all. Remember that episode House kept a score at him vs God and the episode ended without letting House win? It was still a stupid american network tv show.

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>>79235131
>women model that had dick insid

>>79234795
masters was the worst character after park

>>79235361
in every faith vs house episode the bottom line is "stupid religious people will justify everything to fit into their belief", house's silence at the end doesn't negate that, it just means he gives up trying to reason with them

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>>79234795
>I prefer Masters
This is some prime bait.

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/OurGuy/?

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>>79224472

>>79223757
Actually it was kinda progressive.

House's biggest inspiration was a burakumin

>>79236316
L I K E

* T H A T * ?

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*breaks inside your house*

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>It's a "Chase hates fatties and lets everyone know it" episode.

Cameron was the proto-tumblrina. Everyone else was based.

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>>79236673

I forgot about how much chase hated fat people.

>>79236673
>It's a Cameron keeps her dead husband's sperm in her freezer episode

>>79236673
>>79236707

Robert "A fat face? Ash'em and put'em in a vase" Chase

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>It's a House turns down prime-time Cameron pussy episode

Am I alone in thinking that the (two part) episode where Foreman gets naegleria and almost dies is the best of the series?

House's green card Ukrainian wife was the hottest on the show.

>>79236753
He should have died desu

>>79236748
>It's a House turns down prime Leighton Meester pussy episode

>>79236673
>it's a Chase doesn't think he's that attractive and women don't like him just for his face episode

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>79225683
How are you fuckheads serious? Elementary is terrible. The jokes are unfunny, any character with he Holmes moniker should be solving each and every one of those crimes in like ten minutes flat and the characters are goddamn awful. They get props for not hamfisting a Sherlock-Watson romance but the show is fucking unwatchable.

t. watched the entire first season because I'm fucking retarded.

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>>79236673
>it's a Foreman breaks into the patient's home episode

>>79233167
No, that's edgy 14-year-olds. The term nu-males as dumb as it is refers to people like Anthony Burch - lanky dorks who only give a shit about popular shallow entry-level crap from whatever medium they enjoy and are generally swept up in whatever stupid political issues are going on, usually on the left side

>>79236753
No, IIRC they even have the highest rating of the series on IMDB. Personally I also really loved S5's finale, felt like it would've worked well as an actual finale for the show with maybe S6's first episode as an extended epilogue or some shit.

>>79237319
last two episodes of seasons 4 and 5 are goat

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>>79224299
Nigga I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean 'currently airing Sherlock'.

>>79224484
That show is like a million episodes

Seems like nearly every female character on the show sucked.
Cuddy was a bad boss who could never really control House because she had the hots for him.
Cameron was a cunt.
13 was cool sometimes, but most of the times she was just edgy and her whole misterious deal was too forced.
Masters was the most annoying one.
Park had no redeeming qualities at all.
The last one was so useless noone remembers her for anything and was literally just there to be hot.

Amber was the only great female character in the show, and they killed her off.
At least the male characters got cool development arcs, Chase's being the best.

>>79236753
I skip it every time. I don't like when foreman acts too much and the cop from the case was revolting.

>>79236493
1488

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>>79239073
no the elections are in 2017
MEGA

I used to watch House when it was airing, but every episode is almost literally the same that it got insanely boring.

Overrated Trash #235465453423121

Is house actually entertaining retrospectively? Or comfy?

I haven't watched it, and I am not too into modern HBO shit tv where every show has the same texture.

>>79238761
>and was literally just there to be hot.
And hot she was - best girl

>>79239983
It was one of those types of shows you had to watch weekly when it originally aired on television to get the GOAT effect. Just like LOST.

It's still holds up though so go ahead and check it out.

>>79224051
this was probably the one of the best cuddy/house romance episodes, even though the ending was ruined with cuddy breaking up with him.

>go out with someone whose an addict
>break up with him cause he took vicodin when he panicked about her well being and didnt know how to respond

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>>79240761
forgot pic

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Just finished remarathoning House ,literally just finished the final episode and I still really liked it. I have a soft spot for medical drama shows and I really liked the House character he had a lot of good lines. Thought it was weird how Kutner just suddenly dies out of no where. It really is like what

>>79223897
Only late seasons Chase

>>79240984
Obama hired to actor to go make more Harold and Kumar films

>>79224234
>Ywn get this part and keep fucking up on purpose.

>>79237097
>How are you fuckheads serious? Elementary is terrible.

>any character with he Holmes moniker should be solving each and every one of those crimes in like ten minutes flat

Jesus christ what horrible opinions you have

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>>79223897
Taub>Chase>Kutner>Foreman>13>Amber>Camereon>Masters=Park

>nth for chase kissing a cancer kid episode

>it's a house drives his car through the side of cuddy's house episode

>>79241266

>Amber>Camereon

topest keke

>>79241348
>Implying Cameron wasn't just a whiny cunt.

>>79223757
It's because things stopped being based in 2010.
Now Trump is the only hope.

>>79238761
Park was just cute.

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I used to love her so much
Now she's so old
But back in season 1, and season 3 (my favorite camerons) she was so cute and young
She aged like milk


Also Kutner > everything
And Park > Amber > Masters > the rest

>>79225688
he basically stoppd being so logical and acted more sensitive
And faked his death to keep company on wilson till he died
Wilson, the only person who was genuinely his friend

>>79241266
>no Adams

Pathetic.

>>79242207
Someone else liked Park. How weird.

>>79242207
She still looks good in Once Upon a Time though.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>>79236673
>Chase hates fatties
>tumblrina-Cameron marries him

What did they mean by this?

>>79241929
I loved the episode where we found out Park had sex with every guy in the neighboring frat house when she was in college. Based.

EXTREMELY shitty show. Snarky, misunderstood genius is the worst trope ever conceived.

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>There are people in this thread that wouldn't plow Masters like a corn field in the spring.

>>79236266
Killed a nigger.

>>79238761
>Amber
That's Cutthroat Bitch to you.

>>79244845
That's CTB to you

>>79238761
>Cuddy was a bad boss who could never really control House because she had the hots for him.
No, it's because he got results.
>Cameron was a cunt.
Was she?
>but most of the times she was just edgy and her whole misterious deal was too forced.
The mysterious shit was forced in the eighth season where House tried to get her back on the team. Otherwise she was cool.
>Masters was the most annoying one.
I barely remember her, but her whole arc was whether or not she could be a rulebreaker and be on House's team, I remember it was quite poignant.
>Park had no redeeming qualities at all.
Yeah.
>Adams
Adams was good for the first episode, then she was just a hot chick.

>>79242207
poor man's Kirsten Durnst

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>It's a Chase kills an African dictator episode

>>79242207
>>79242467
She looked great, character wasn't very good.
She was still young in Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

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>>79246649
>It's a Chase and Foreman join forces to cover up the murder of an African dictator
>House approves

>>79242207
Wilde aged like shit as well.

>tfw season 1 cameron
>tfw cameron in that red dress
>tfw comfy christmas/holidays episodes
>tfw houses head, wilsons heart

>>79225511
It was originally conceived as a medical themed detective show. Once they realized that the medical mysteries were what the audience was interested in rather than the cloak and digger silliness, the breaking and entering on the show declined dramatically, usually replaced with simply badgering the patient or their family for the desired information.

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>>79246705
>it's a Foreman and Taub get high on vicodine in a basement and experiment with their sexual boundaries episode

>>79236753
House getting shot was the best episode.

>>79247351
>cuddy had the bloodstained carpet replaced
>house flipped his shit and demanded the carpet back

characters like house only come once in a lifetime