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Fanboys is another offender of this

especially when the chick the clueless main character is fawning over is the generic bitchy cheerleader that's literally worse in every way than the qt

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Joan of Arc from Clone High is I suppose a parody of this trope but we'll include her as well anyhow.

>>79218218
I couldn't agree more. What a goddamn stupid trope.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeautifulAllAlong

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>>79218218
>Girl bends over to pick something
Up until yesterday I thought was just a meme invented by movies and tv.
I though all girls did "the squat" to pick things up.

>>79218428
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeautifulAllAlong
oh yes, "the all she needed to do was take off her glasses and let her hair down" is a variant

>>79218490
only if they're wearing a skirt like in your pic related

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>>79218490
Normally she probably would have been then they really wanted to include this scene and I don't blame them.

>>79218547
>mfw they "fix" Ally Sheedy's character in The Breakfast Club by turning her into an imitation of the other girl

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>>79218547
or then there's the likes of Pretty in Pink where Molly Ringwald isn't noticed because uh.. she's poor I guess? Actually she's not even poor she's just not particularly rich like most people in John Hughes movies.

>>79218644
Classic example of another completely retarded trope
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnnecessaryMakeover

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>>79218644
before is so much better.

>>79218667
But Molly Ringwald isn't pretty regardless of what they do with her.

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>>79218720
I'll have to disagree with you on that one.

>>79218278
Eurotrip is a self parody so it fits anyway

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>>79218240
god damned Kristen Bell is scrum-diddley-umptuous

Honestly, most of the times the guys are aware the chick of their group is hot as fuck or is becoming hot as fuck, but they've a silent pact to not do anything about nor mention it in her face to not make her ego grow up about it because they want to maintain her in their group for as long as their can,

Of course, there's always that silent fucker that ends up fucking with the silent agreement and ends up fucking the chick of the group behind everybody's back, then she everybody else just have to deal with the fact that now she's dating their fucking asshole friend. Always sucks when that happen.

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>>79219055
one more because I couldn't choose

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>>79218218
current Michelle Trachtenberg is still great but fuck she was sexy circa Euro Trip.

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There is the whole running gag about how her brother is desperately trying to stop her being sexy

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>>79219083
I couldn't choose just one picture either

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Also the blond dude is leering over her the whole time

>watch mysterious skin
>surprise super-prime tractenberg being pure waifu material

._.

>>79219056
>Honestly, most of the times the guys are aware the chick of their group is hot as fuck or is becoming hot as fuck, but they've a silent pact to not do anything about nor mention it in her face to not make her ego grow up about it because they want to maintain her in their group for as long as their can,
This is the friend zone
>Of course, there's always that silent fucker that ends up fucking with the silent agreement and ends up fucking the chick of the group behind everybody's back, then she everybody else just have to deal with the fact that now she's dating their fucking asshole friend. Always sucks when that happen.
This is the man with testicular fortitude.

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>>79219129
Yeah but I think there is a line in the movie where they flatly say something like "we always just thought of you as a dude with long hair" because y'know it's not like she had been gorgeous since she was a loli or anything. And it's okay for me to admit that about underage Trachtenberg because I was the same age as she was and crushing on her at the time when it was still legal for me right? r-right? Also Elisha Cuthbert

>>79219129
>protruding ribs are sexy
white people got the game fucked up.

>>79219129
>>79219163
That humongous nose kinda ruins her

>>79219261
She got rid of it, she's ugly as fuck now.

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>>79219211

>>79218490
nope had a super hot girl once pick up something from off the ground while she was in front of me, backed her ass right into my groin by accident and she was red in the face apologizing afterwards

I said she didnt need to apologize

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>>79219362
That's three years old. This pic is from last week.

>>79219163
me on the right

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>>79219432
What the fuck happened to her?

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>>79219362
aw c'mon that's a photoshop right?

>>79218490
is it gay-looking if i, a guy, pick things up off the ground my squatting? desu i squat more often than i bend over i think

>>79219213

It's not the friendzone, man. It's to not fuck the dynamic.

Like, for example in my group there was 4 guys and 1 girl. We all wanted to fuck the girl, because she was hot, but she was our girl, right? We all knew, we all liked her, we all had fun with her, we all hanged out together. So we knew that none of us could do it, right? Well, no, because one of us wasn't strong enough and ended up fucking her. He wasn't even the one in the group that liked her the strongest.

So now everybody is uncomfortable with the new dynamic because they're together and the other guy, the guy in our group that really, REALLY like her is fucking pissed, which makes matters worse. So this guy goes and fucks my big sister, you see, because the dude that is now dating the girl of our group had a thing for my sister, so the guy is now fucking my sister to get back at him. We had a pact in the group that NO ONE would mess with my sister.

Now i'm fucked over twice. I didn't get to bang the girl from our group and one of the assholes is fucking banging my sister. So here i was pissed and trying to get some even with my friends. But none of them have sisters and i can't bang the girl from the group because she's dating the first asshole, nor can i say shit to my sister because then i would fucking break her heart. So the only thing i can do is... the guy that's with my sister has a little brother, who was kinda fag. There was nothing concrete at the time, but we'd tease him. The kid was 14. I was mad, right? I'm not gay, i was just was mad at whole situation. Shit was totally unfair to me and i had to get even. So i managed to make the little kid come out. We didn't fuck or anything, but i managed to make him suck me off a couple of times. That was enough for me. I then told the whole group once while i was pissed off. The whole friendship ended up there, because when the mess started i blew the whole situation wide up.

So you don't do that shit.

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>>79219494
No she got genuinely thicc for a while there
It's fluctuated over recent years

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>>79219362
>>79219494
Yeah that's a shoop. Just look at those arms.

>>79219523
What the fuck is this shit?

>>79219526
>>79219553

What the fuck happened there?

>>79219244
fatty detected

>>79219605

Real life story. You don't ever fuck the "one of the boys" chick.

>>79219640
that's bullshit those kinds of chicks always play the inside track systematically fucking their way through any circle of guys they get into then move on to a new one.

>>79219678

Then why the fuck that shit didn't happened with me? Why did i had to settle with making a kid suck my dick?

>>79219523
Everyone takes a shot at the girl at some point man!

That's the real dynamic. It's just like global war, everything is all civil agreements until another person mobilizes.

You and your friends were just buttmad he succeeded, and outwitted you all.

>>79219706
you were so far down the pecking order that she decided to move on to the new circle before having to resort to you.

>>79219523
>made little boy suck my dick
>not gay
you're gay faggot

>>79219706
Because you're a faggot and your story never happened

>>79219719

Fuck off! You guys are not going to make me mad about this shit again. Fucking 10 years. Fuck no.

>>79219741

Only that one managed to fuck her and by doing so fucked the whole dynamic we had.

>>79219706
she didn't fuck you because you're a massive faggot

>>79219748
>>79219750

I did what i could. What were i supposed to do? Try to fuck with my friend's cousin? I wouldn't be the same. His mom? It wouldn't never happen. I had to get even.

>>79219763
>Only that one managed to fuck her
that you know of

>>79219773
How about not doing it all? Honestly, not only are you a faggot, but you definitely have issues. The actions you took speaks a lot about your character and where you both socially and mentally.

If you want to know why she wouldn't fuck you, just listen to yourself. Would you fuck yourself?

>>79219432
god damnit

>>79219763
Haha, I love this. Please continue!

>>79219763
I fucked her too

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Well this thread sure got derailed

>you will never make out with your sister after drinking absinthe

>>79219843

I have issues? The girl in the group gets fuck, my sister gets fuck and i'm supposed to just take it? I was the only one between all four that was losing badly. I had to do something. There's nothing wrong about what i did. The kid was a little faggot. He didn't even mind. He thought i was going to secretly date him. And i would definitely go out with me. I'm a great guy. I know a lot of cool and interesting shit.

>>79219812

Nobody else fucked her. I know. Shit ended badly.

>>79219872

Fuck off.

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>>79219846
she looks okay in this picture from late 2016

>>79218218

There's a girl in my group of friends who's fairly attractive. We've all tried to get with her from time to time, but with no luck. She's had a couple of boyfriends before, but they didn't last long.

She's been single for like the last three and a half years. Still hangs out with us, but now we're all in committed relationships. Some of the wives/gfs really don't like the dynamic of us hanging out with a single girl, which is funny.

Lesbian?

>>79219163

>camrip quality for a 2000 movie

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>>79219912
Her weight definitely seems to fluctuate, she must struggle with it.

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>>79219961
That's a deleted scene, hence the poor quality

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>>79219949
she probably camwhores for dosh on the downlow and the constant fawning/degradation from her patrons have left her unable to form meaningful intimate bonds with people IRL.

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>>79219904
Sounds to me like all you care about is winning, and not actually being a decent friend or "great guy". You made a little boy suck your dick for christ's sake, claim you're not gay and rationalize it because you are petty and want revenge. That shit is fucked and I am convinced that you are a sociopath.

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>>79219748
Finally, a situation where this image is appropriate

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>>79219971
if only we could let her know that she looks great THICC so she could just let go a little

>>79219904
Yes you have issues if your sister getting fucked is somehow a problem for you. She has a life of her own you know. Or are you secretely in ove with her too? Are you a little incest-loving faggot?

>>79219429
>No need to apologize, m'lady, the boner was all mine.

>>79220044

So let me get this right, my friend that fucked the girl everybody wanted to fuck but agreed not to is OK? The friend that felt betrayed by the first one because he really liked the girl and then started fucking my sister out of revenge because he knew the first friend had a old thing for her is OK? I am the fucked up one because i decided to get even my own way?

Also, fuck off with this sociopath bullshit. People always say that shit when you manage to settle a score. That's a sore hypocrite version of "Hitler".

>>79220068

Dude was using my sister, okay? And i don't want to see people i know fucking my sister. What kind of person would abide with that shit? Specially personal friends? No, my sister is off limits for everyone i personally know. Everyone's like that. The ones playing it cool are lying.

>>79219843
inb4 buffalo bill

would you joke

>>79219904
go to therapy buddy you need help

>>79220191
>wow how can someone do something so fucked up
>how do I fix this?
>hurr durr let me do the same thing

If you're friends jumped off bridges, would you do that too?
Maybe you should start without them.

>>79220191
Yeah that's all fine and good but you still got head from a little boy, which puts you in the wrong 100% of the time.

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>>79220191
I wouldn't know I'm an only child
>tfw there's nobody to make incest flipper babies with even if I wanted to

Boy, this sure is a great television and film thread

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her u was talkin shit like i wouldn't find out

>>79220191
hello tony montana lol

>>79220278
that isnt the product of incest, thats thalidomide

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>>79220297
So what you're saying is we should ost more Michelle Trachtenberg? Well if you insist. HNNNNNG

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>>79220315
Her brief role on Six Feet Under was one of my favorite parts of the series
She was like the Britney from hell

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>>79219523
>>79219706
>>79219763
>>79219773
>>79219904
This has to be bait, but you triggered me because I used to know people like this. Whenever things wouldn't turn out their way they would blame others for their own lack of effort or shortcomings. It would eventually turn into a martyr complex where they presented themselves as noble victims of circumstances totally out of their control going through life as emotional marionettes subjected to the actions of others and complaining when their stings weren't pulled the right way.
I suggest you watch pic related multiple times and attempt to uncuck yourself.

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>>79220334
>So what you're saying is we should post more Michelle Trachtenberg?

That's what I heard

>>79220367
>black guys dancing like awkward white guys

Possible fetish

>>79219523
Did not see that ending coming. Well done.

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>tfw i think thicc michelle is as beautiful or perhaps more so than thin qt michelle

THICC michelle is perfect

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>>79220418
you need help anon

>>79220430
Eugenie was thicc

Michelle was fat

>>79218218
I was so pissed when the three guys went to the nude beach without her

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>>79220191
I don't think you get what's wrong with what you did, so let me spell it out for you bud:

>made little boy suck your dick
>manipulated a child's feelings
>took advantage of a child's naivety
> stripped a child of their innocence
>thinking that amounts to someone fucking a girl you like or someone fucking your sister

Your friends did nothing wrong. You may feel that they wronged you, but what they did is completely normal compared to the shit you pulled.

I can just imagine the conversation/argument that took place:

>I fucked our friend
>I fuck your sister
>Guess what? I tricked your little brother into sucking my dick because you all hurt my feelings. Checkmate, losers :^)

No wonder the friendship ended there. You just showed everyone how fucked up and degenerate you really are.
What you did was completely wrong. No morals or ethics.
And you still can't see that it's wrong.

What you did was totally sociopathic. And if you still think it's not wrong, then you might actually be a psychopath.

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>>79220448
You know how I know you're gay?

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>>79220534
>gay

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

>>79219483
She became HOT

>>79219505
what's important, looking gay or tweaking your back?

>>79220251

There's nothing wrong with me.

>>79220266

That would be stupid.

>>79220268

Why? He was 14. I didn't force him to do anything. He was a little faggot all on his own.

>>79220370

I'm not complaining about losing, just about my old group of friends ending because one of my friend not honored the agreement of leaving the girl of the group alone, which in turn fucked me over the hardest. I'm actually quite proud about what i did, although it was not all for the best. I managed to end things between my asshole friend and my sister, because he kept his distance from me and i managed to tell my sister that the reason why we had a fight over some shitty things he said about her over my face. Then when the rest of the group wondered why we had fought i blew the whole thing wide open about the four of us only wanting to be near the girl of the group because we wanted to bang her, but that we had agreed not to until her boyfriend had broken the deal, which then led the other one to fuck my sister because he knew her boyfriend liked my sister. Of course i left out what i had done. The other dude never mentioned as well, because who would tell about their little brother sucking cocks? When she learned that she broke up with him and distanced herself from us. With that our whole friendship ended. So i got my wish in a way. So i don't feel a martyr. I just wish none of it had ever happened.

>>79220630
I really hope this is all true, because it's hilarious.

How old were you when you got the little boy to suck your dick for vengeance?

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>>79220630

>Why? He was 14. I didn't force him to do anything. He was a little faggot all on his own.

>>79220509

The kid was 14. Come on, you're talking as if i had forced a 9 year old to suck my dick. The kid knew very well what he liked. He was just scared about coming out. And his brother manipulated my sister's feelings just like i did with the kid. So what's fair is fair.

I also never spread that shit around. I just told the kid's brother about it when he came all high and mighty trying to excuse himself for banging my sister, as if that would make things okay. I told him i'd stop making his bro suck my dick when he did the same with my sister. He initially didn't bought it until i showed proof, proof i deleted afterwards. So i'm no monster here.

Seriously, who would be crazy to spread around that his fucking a younger kid? That shit would end me with the others. I'm not crazy. I'm no sociopath.

>>79220678

I was 19 at time.

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>>79220617
This thread is fucked, but anon's pathetic pedophile adventure has given me the elan to see if my lesbian friend wants to have sex.

>>79220509
that and he sounds like a gay pedo lol

guys fucked and needs to be locked up

>>79220630
>giant wall of text

Seek help or neck yourself

>>79220630
after what you told us yes there is anon

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>>79220818

I did out of revenge. I never touched another man again. It was disgusting, frankly. Stop with the gay pedo shit.

>>79220757
>Know one else knows about it so it's not wrong

You still got your dick sucked by a little boy.

You're pathetic.

>>79220757
thats not fair and yer a sociopathic pedo

frick off

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>>79220757
>19 year old
>fucks 14 year old
>I'm a gay pedophile but I sure showed them
This fucking thread man

MUH GOYIM DIIIK

>>79220757
2 wrongs don't make a right, pedofag.

>>79220848
stop? make me you did it

it was yer choice to rob a boy of his innocence and they deny it

>how dare they have consensual sex with a girl I like and my sister
>I know, I'll rape a child! That'll show them!

Golly, I wonder why they stopped being friends with you.

You guys are way too judgmental. Who here hasn't had their dick sucked by their best friend's brother? It's just a part of growing up.

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>>79220848
>stop with the gay pedo shit
You first anon

>>79219904
>And I would definitely go out with me
>I'm a great guy

For you

>>79220947
man he's fucked up wtf lol

>>79218218
Holy shit people overrate this girl

She is a fucking 7.5 at best. I don't find her attractive.

>>79220849
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>>79220894

I didn't have sex with the kid, the kid was old enough, the kid wasn't innocent, i'm not sociopath. Do you guys even know what a sociopath is? Also, who the fuck cares what happened with a little shit who's 24 now?

>>79220923

There was no fucking rape!

>>79220963
probably because you have shit taste, go back to your Jennifer Lawrence thread.

>>79218709

I really hated the moral of her story being "change yourself to please others"

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i wont be satisfied until she reaches ashley graham tier

>>79220963
7.5 is being generous

>>79220928
You're right. We should ease up.

Come, pedofag anon, let us set out and ravish the moist holes of young boys everywhere!

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>>79220757
I had a friend who was in a similar situation (one of his friends fucked his older sister at a party). My friend was pretty heated, so they got into an argument about it in the school locker room and he punched him in the nose. Ended up breaking his nose. That seemed like a reasonable response to the situation. Fucking his younger brother never came into consideration. But you do you though, good luck with the homosexuality and pedophilia.

>>79220972
yer done bud

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>>79220972
sociopath, an extreme form of personality disorder characterized by sexual promiscuity, irresponsibility, criminal propensity, lack of empathy etc. Sure sounds like you.

I like the scene for "not another teen movie"
>ew she's wearing glasses and ponytail yuk!

>>79220972
Did you cum in that little boy's mouth?

Do you think there's anyone in your life you could tell this story to without them abandoning you filled with disgust?

>>79220972
>14 years old is old enough for sexual activity
>with a 19 year old
>with another guy
>who's doing it for revenge
Yea, totally a normal and rational thing to do. Anyone would be lucky to have you as a friend. I have a 13 year old cousin, want to go fuck his mouth when I disappoint you?
Also
>blowjob
>not sex
Pick one.
Or better yet, go ask a police officer if what you did with the 14 year old as an adult counts as sexual activity.

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>>79220984
could we ever be so lucky?

>>79220972
You discern others feeling for your own personal desires and continue to live in denial in order to escape the weight of your actions.

>>79220370
Is that fucking Paul Dano

>>79221003

I didn't do it because i found the kid hot or not. I did it because the kid always looked like a faggot and i wanted to hurt his brother. I didn't enjoyed it. I even felt grossed out when i had to kiss him to manipulate him. I never did something like that again. I don't dig guys. It was for revenge.

How hard it is to understand that? I would have banged his mom if i felt i had a chance. The little brother was an easy target.

>>79221003

he's not sipping anything the big fat phony, his lips aren't even wet!

>>79221079
he keeps denying it lol

>>79220972
Hey man, i'm sorry for the way everyone is treating you. Totally understandable situation.

Can I have your name? Address? Pics? Any personal info would be super.

>>79221079
>i had to kiss him to manipulate him
Sorry mate you are permanently a faggot and a pedo. There is no way to wash the stink of this degeneracy away

>>79221079
so yer not gay but yer a manipulative child predator okay

yer still fucked in the head anon

>>79221079
Mannnnn you extra as fuck. Seriously psycho dude

>>79221064
Classic

>>79221079
You did it because you knew you could manipulate the young kid by tricking him in making him believe you want to be his boyfriend or sumtin. You let yourself be please by a boy because you wanted to endure it, it was ok to be sexual with a young male in your mind. That is what is fucked up and you can't see. At least the friend who fucked your sister was okay with getting some boobs. You enjoyed the mouth of a boy. Faggot

>>79221030

Well, i'm not that. I'm responsible, i can be monogamous but fuck that, i respect others if they respect me, etc.

>>79221038
>>79221054

The kid's grown up now and i don't tell others that shit.

>>79221143
>>79221146
>>79221119

Fuck off.

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>>79221079
The day of the rope is coming for you, sodomite.

>>79219553
MOMMY!!

>>79220630
> just about my old group of friends ending because one of my friend not honored the agreement
This is why I said "I used to know" people like you. I cut them off like a cancer and now only associate with my real friends who don't have to agree to terms to get along with each other.
Also give up on caring who your sister fucks. That is her problem and not yours. Unless he's beating her you don't really have any say in the matter, she's going to make her own poor choices and hopefully learn from them without getting knocked up.

>>79221182

What i enjoyed was knowing i had made my friend's brother suck my dick. There was no sexual feeling. Just the knowledge of getting even.

>>79221200
>>79221182

>>79221200
Child rape cant be discerned just because the victim becomes an adult. It still took place when they were a child. It doesn't just go away.

This has to be some sort of bored 430am (you) harvest, right?

>>79220315
me on the right at @0:04

>>79221200
Your kind is not welcomed here, or anywhere on God's beautiful Earth.

>>79221222

Every relationship is a social contract. There are implicit rules. You don't fuck with them without there being consequences. You'd make a shitty friend.

Also, she's my sister. I can do whatever i want about her life.

>>79221242

There was no rape, for fuck's sake.

>>79221224
That's the problem man, you enjoyed using a gay relation with a vulnerable kid and don't see the problem. That was a fake gay relation but it seemed you went also physical and that's totaly gay anyway. The point is you should have beat your ex friend. It's not the fact that you say that you won't ever do it anymore, honestly i don't care. It's the fact that you are proud to be capable of doing such acts. Not realising that is sociopathy.

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>>79221224

>>79221200
yes mr sociopath pedo im going to fuck off just cause you told me

yer done bud

>>79221271
>social contract
>implicit rules

what about you being 19 and getting sucked off by a 14 yr old boy whats the rules on that?

that makes you a pedo by the rules dumbass

>>79221271
YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR SISTER OR HER LIFE. SHE IS HER OWN PERSON AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT.

DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?

>>79221317

Who cares about that kid. Why do you all care so much? He was an annoying little shit.

>>79221326

Tell that to your own sister

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>>79219523
Here is what actually happened
>Group of people are hanging regularly
>The group's chad fucks the girl in the group because normal people sometimes do things like that
>Another random guy in the group fucks the weird guys sister because she is a hoe and why not?
>Weird guy is devastated, decides now is a good time to explore his inner gay pedophilia and mouth fucks (and probably rims) a small boy
>He tells the group in some autistic fashion
>Weird guy gets DROPPED because who wants to hang with a pedo?
>10 years later, is still proud about what he did, so he posts about it on an Eritrean boogie boarding image board
>Recieves negative response
>Will likely be executed first on the day of the rope
The end.

>>79221365
>>79221281

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>this thread

>>79219483
Looks like an illness, maybe lupus.

>>79221365
1. We care because you obviously don't. You don't care that he was a kid that you sexually manipulated and took advantage of yo settle a score

2. I don't have a sister, but if I did, I wouldn't be a controllive fucking lunatic like you

>>79218218
Take-two is a face warmer.....can smell it from here

>>79218278
Whata wrong with her back? does she have scoliosis?

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>>79221224

>>79221369
>Eritrean boogie boarding image board
Thanks for the keks Anon

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>>79220757
You said in your original post that you told the whole group. Right here >>79219523
>So i managed to make the little kid come out. We didn't fuck or anything, but i managed to make him suck me off a couple of times. That was enough for me. I then told the whole group once while i was pissed off. The whole friendship ended up there, because when the mess started i blew the whole situation wide up.

>>79221369

First, my sister isn't a whore and the asshole tried to date her. That's the problem. The "chad" dated the group's chick because he felt he should, angering the other guy who started "dating" my sister out of revenge. Everybody was being passive aggressive little shits. If the "chad" guy had just fucked and be done with it leaving the room for the others, maybe none of it would have happened.

I also didn't told everyone i've made the other guy's little brother suck my dick. I'm not crazy. I had taunted just him about it making him back off from my sister. The group just found strange our strangeness. That's when i told the rest and specially the girl none of us really cared about her as friends, we all had just wanted to fuck her from the start, and that her "boyfriend" was mad with our other friend because he was into my sister, which the other one was fucking and that we had fought over that. So that's how our friendship died. Everyone losing and feeling displeased with each other instead of just me.

>>79219129
that belly button is her only disadvantage

>>79221513

The whole situation about the girl, not about the little kid.

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This thread is something else.
Who hasn't gotten their dick sucked by their best friend's brother because they couldn't fuck their own sister?

That kind of shit happened at my school, like ALL THE TIME.

Sure it led to some tense situations, but when we look back at it, we laugh and joke about it now that we are all normal adults.

oh, I guess this thread became about something else...

>>79221551
Is sticking your dick in your friend's little brother's mouth your idea of passive aggressive?

>>79221080
I wonder if SMG and the other girls on the show used to sexually bully Michelle

>>79221571
So...what was the point of your "revenge" if the people you were trying to get back at were never even aware of it?

Seems like you just like kissing little boys

>>79221613
A hole is a hole

>>79221626
...

Anyway, this thread lends credence to the theory that most pedophiles have very low IQs.

>>79221598
>>79221613

I was upfront about it with my friend that i had made his little bro my bitch and would only stop it if he backed off from my sister.

Also, stop with the pedo shit. I'd have fucked his mother, if i could. Hell, i would have fucked his father, if it had come to that.

>>79221551
But just so we're clear... You /did/ ejaculate in a little boy's mouth?
And that's okay because he was "an annoying little shit" and his brother fucked your sister?

Just wanna be clear on why you aren't getting into heaven.

>>79221661
>Also, stop with the pedo shit.
You are literally legally a pedophile. You should be in jail.

>>79221665

Yeah, and took pictures as proofs, so what? Why is it so important?

>>79221661
>Hell, i would have fucked his father, if it had come to that

Your bait was somewhat believable, but then you fucked it up with this. Sad!

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>>79221661
HOLY SHIT YOURE SUCH A FAG

>>79221709

It was revenge. RE-VEN-GE! I didn't enjoyed one bit.

>>79221686
Maybe he is german.
14 is legal over here if you are under 21.

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>>79221724
pic related is you right now

>>79221728
We all know he's not german.

>>79221661
this is fucked up just admit it

YER DONE BUD

yer sick in the head


my fucking mind keeek

>>79219605
>>79219719
>>79219748
>>79221513
Americans really will believe whatever they're told, won't they?

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It's not the friendzone, man. It's to not fuck the dynamic.

Like, for example in my group there was 2 guys, 2 girls and 1 dog. We all wanted to fuck the Daphne, because she was hot, but she was our girl, right? We all knew, we all liked her, we all had fun with her, we all hanged out together. So we knew that none of us could do it, right? Well, no, because Shaggy wasn't strong enough and ended up fucking her. He wasn't even the one in the group that liked her the strongest.

So now everybody is uncomfortable with the new dynamic because they're together and Velma, the girl in our group that really, REALLY like her is fucking pissed, which makes matters worse. So this girl goes and fucks my big brother, you see, because the dude that is now dating the girl of our group had a thing for my brother, so the girl is now fucking my brother to get back at him. We had a pact in the group that NO ONE would mess with my brother.

Now i'm fucked over twice. I didn't get to bang the girl from our group and one of the assholes is fucking banging my brother. So here i was pissed and trying to get some even with my friends. But none of them have sisters and i can't bang the girl from the group because she's dating the first asshole, nor can i say shit to my brother because then i would fucking break her heart. So the only thing i can do is... the girl that's with my brother has a great dane, who was kinda fag. There was nothing concrete at the time, but we'd tease him. The dog was 5. I was mad, right? I'm not gay, i was just was mad at whole situation. Shit was totally unfair to me and i had to get even. So i managed to make the little pup come out. We didn't fuck or anything, but i managed to make him suck me off a couple of times. That was enough for me. I then told the whole group once while i was pissed off. The whole friendship ended up there, because when the mess started i blew the whole situation wide up.

So you don't do that shit.

Someone is capping all of this and is putting it in an easy to read screencap for the future right?

>>79221691

I'm just using hyperbole. People here are fixated about the kid thing, when it didn't mattered at all. You seem to think it too satisfaction in using the kid. I didn't. The kid was just a mean to get even. I didn't care about the kid one bit. I had no opinion about his looks, about his likes or dislikes, about what he thought of me, about what he thought of us. I just knew he always seemed to be a bit faggy and that he was brothers with my friend, who i wanted to fuck over. It was easy to manipulate him. I did shit i didn't liked to accomplish it, but i managed.

I can't stress this enough. I didn't cared one bit about the kid. I completely ignored him afterwards.

What the hell /tv/

I just wanted to reminisce about Michelle, maybe play with myself a bit to the webms

This thread is fucked

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>>79221785
rucking rek

>>79221802
>rape a kid to get back at my friends.....somehow
>don't tell them I raped a kid
>claim moral high ground

ok

>>79221822

I told the brother, who was fucking my sister! That's all i ever wanted. To rub on his face that his little stunt had a consequence.

>>79219243
It is possible though. If you have a lady friend since childhood, chances are your brain is wired the way it'd be if she was your sister. You obviously see how she looks like and that she's hot, but you're subconsciously not sexually attracted to her.

>>79221849
>you had consensual sex with my sister
>so I raped your underage brother
>checkmate faggot

ok

>>79221640
Science has proven this
http://www.dw.com/en/scientists-find-brain-differences-in-pedophiles/a-16305968

>"For example, their intelligence quotient is about 8 percentage points lower than the average."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3119063/Can-scientists-spot-pedophile-Study-claims-likely-physical-deformities-left-handed.html

>Previous research has found paedophiles tend to be between 10 and 15 IQ points lower than average. They are also typically 2.3cm shorter in height than a typical male

Pedos are manlets with IQs in the high 80s

>>79221861

I didn't rape the kid, for fuck's sake.

>>79221858
You are still acting like you had no choice.
Like the guy who fucked the girl of the group started an inevitable chain of events that lead to the group dissolving.

The truth is you decided the group wasn't good for you so you killed instead of leaving it.

>>79221881
You let a 14 year old give you oral sex. Unless you're in Japan that's rape anon. Party van is en route

>>79221892

He's 24 now.

There's nothing more embarrassing than the ease with which /TV/ posters can troll other posters by talking about their "real lives"...

...apart from their *actual* real lives.

>>79221785

Should've said he was 2, so it'd be 14 in human years

>>79221802
Which is why you're fucked up. You didn't care about the kid. You didn't care that you manipulated a young boy. You didn't care that a child was slobbing on your knob. And you still don't care.

What you did was WRONG. But all you care about is yourself. With you, it's all "me, me, me!".

This is what makes you a sociopath, a psychopath, or whatever it is that's not right with you.
You are just fucked and beyond saving.

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>>79219056
>>79219523
>>79219904
>>79220191
>>79220630
>>79220757
>>79220972
>>79221079
>>79221200
>>79221271
>>79221551
Come into this thread expecting to discuss eurotrip, instead get a fucking gay pedophile trying to defend his actions for hours. Thanks /tv/ never change. Include me in the cap.

>>79221863
>tfw too smart to be a pedophile

Although couldn't it also be that we only capture the stupid ones because the smart ones are smart enough to not get caught?

>>79221897
And if you two hooked up again today then tht'd be legal. But sticking your cock in his underage mouth wasn't

>>79221897
But he sucked you off when he was a minor, dumb fuck.

>>79221897
He wasn't 24 when you fucked his mouth.

>>79221908

I'm not some monster. I've seen people do a lot worse. I was young and stupid. I did what i could with what i had.

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>>79219217
>Carm is cropped out

Why does it anger you? Is it because you're a lonely virgin?

>>79221948
>replying to the OP before reading the thread

kek

>>79221849
Your friend and sister has consensual, genuine, legal, heterosexual love.

You coerced and manipulated your friend's little brother into homosexual deviancy and degeneracy for some self-serving justice.

Like, you could have just punched your friend, no?

>>79221785

Hhahaha fucking jesus truly esoteric keks

>>79219523

Genuinely funny post if not a copy and paste affair.

>>79221062
sadly no, most women don't actually want to look like ashley even if they say they do (brave etc.)

>>79221271
>Every relationship is a social contract. There are implicit rules.
Yes and generally people try to talk it out, fight, or kill before the male on male fellatio occurs. One of the great things about having close friends is that they can be honest with you and even if you have a disagreement it rarely gets past physical. You were never friends with these people and for sure you are "that guy" sinking your own ship while scrutinizing the buoyancy of all those around you.
>Also, she's my sister. I can do whatever i want about her life.
It's your parents job to raise her, not yours. Do you also have a release form and back ground check ready for every date she goes out on?
Calm the fuck down and try to elevate yourself.

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>>79221785
fuck this keeps getting better and better.

>>79221933
> I've seen people do a lot worse. I was young and stupid

None of these are arguments

This thread has taught me so much.

My buddy has been really ticking me off lately. I think I'll shove my cock in his newborn son's mouth. That'll show him.

>>79221996
Is esoteric a new meme

>>79222061
>dont ever change, /tv/ xD

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>>79222064

>chads and staceys take pride in having sex all the time with anyone they like
>guy fucks someone like, 5 years younger
>teary-eyed normies crawl out of the woodwork, waving their fingers saying "nu-uh, t-this is wrong!"

You make me sick.

>>79222088
Nah, the motivation behind it was autist-tier.

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>>79221933
>I did what i could with what i had.

Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the anons that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the
buildings that I was molestin' in front of that called the police on
me when I was just tryin' to get some head from a 14 year old boy,
and all the pedos in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?

Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh

IT WAS ALL A DREAM....

>>79222088
Off to r9k, incel

>>79222088
>'straight' anon, jelly of others having sex, manipulates young boy into sucking his cock and takes pictures
>not pathetic

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>>79219362
>>79219432

I don't know whether to be sad that she's fat and gross or happy that she's completely in the my league now

>>79222088
don't forget it was consensual as well but
>muh 14 year olds can't think for themselves!

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>>79222158
anon you and i both know that's not true, even if she was 300lbs she would be in another league

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How is this thread even still up

>>79220110
I was going to reply with something similar to that. Good job.

>>79222185
It's fun mocking gay, autistic pedophiles

That's why Chris Hansen's show is back.

>>79220983
Same. And did we really need her hooking up with the jock after she became "pretty"?
If I were me, but a girl in her teens (so, basically Allison type), I'd be really pissed off by a movie that tells me: "hey, are you scruffy-looking, and everyone thinks you're weird? well, why don't you just just dress up, and put on some make-up, and conform to the crowd's idea of conventional attractiveness - and you will even get noticed by that cool jock guy! what, you never asked for that? but he's popular and good-looking! ain't it great to be liked not for who you are and always have been, but for how you look now?"

>>79218218
>mediocre ass
>small tits
>flat face dopey face
>sharp knees
>literal 10/10
anon pls

>>79222284
Bale out, the niggers have arrived

>>79222136
Off to the morgue, normie.

>>79222108
Solid use of Juicy's intro, bro.

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>>79219523
>>79221909
I wish I were friends with a psychiatrist so I could show him this and hear out what he has to say about it.
There's some real mental fuckery going on up in this bitch, the whole mechanism of constructing assumptions, conclusions, evaluations, and adoption of basic morals and rules of human interaction gone to shit.
Either way, archive this thread nao if you haven't already - this is gold.

>>79222505
>There's some real mental fuckery going on up in this bitch, the whole mechanism of constructing assumptions, conclusions, evaluations, and adoption of basic morals and rules of human interaction gone to shit.

Everyone does this, though.

>>79222549
Yeah, I remember that time when I was in my late teens and imagined that me and my friends had a "silent agreement" about never fucking a girl we all knew and never touching my sister who I also imagined to be my property, and then when reality inevitably failed to meet my vivid autistic imagination I made a 14y.o. kid give me a blowjob.
He was a good friend.

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>>79220630
>There's nothing wrong with me

>>79218774
Looks like m00t in drag.

>>79218218
That's a fucking comedy kino though...

>>79222768
well, to be fair the one part of that anon's story that seems pretty normal(to me at least) is the sister thing. in my experience that's pretty normal, i grew up with a guy who had a qt sister and it was definitely an unspoken agreement that i didn't bang his sister. I definitely wanted to, and I think i probably could have, we were a couple years older and she followed me around like a puppy.

Anyway, i don't have a sister but i can see where someone would think like that. I don't have my friends over so they can try to plow my family members. Seems kind of disrespectful. Not trying to justify anon being a fucktard and having some boy suck him off for revenge, but being buttmad about it isn't too far off from normal i don't think

>>79219678
This is true. I was 'that' guy. She dumped me after 3 months.

>>79222768
Fucking top kek...

This fucking thread, man. Wow...

>>79222875
>well, to be fair the one part of that anon's story that seems pretty normal(to me at least) is the sister thing
Thank you.

I was sympathizing more and more with the gay pedo the more people attacked that part of his story.

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OP here, what the hell happened? This was supposed to be a thread about qt girls that supposedly none of the guys notice, like this...

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Full of It has to be the biggest offender to it, Kate looks absolutely stunning in that one

>>79222768
So you grew up with no convictions or values?

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I... tried.

>Came for the Trach
>Stayed for the memes

Holy fuck. I'm dead at this story.

Props for that one nigga who broke the friendzone and the other guy who fucked your sister, I want to be their friends lmao.

>>79223799
good effort friendo

>>79223855
Ah thanks chap!
My first ever, so I know it would need some polishing before it becomes "spammed on /b/"-worthy.

>>79223799
You need to have a section with reaction faces that were posted ITT

Maybe bring it full circle with shocked Michelle.

>>79223799

>I'm not gay I was just mad
Fuck me that is hilariously beautiful.

>>79223898
Truth be told, there weren't that many, and there isn't a reaction folder on this here computer I'm using so I couldn't cheat with my own.

>>79223930
Good work either way lad, I'll post you a couple of cheeky internets.

>>79223947
Ay, all I ever wanted from life!

>>79223799
I've heard a rumor that if you post this on Reddit, good things will happen to you.

>>79220983

It was realistic.

>>79219523
Have you ever considered the possibility that no one knew about these "pacts" about that girl and your sister? Since no one ever expressly said anything about them and all.

You are an interesting example of someone extraverted with autism.

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>>79219129
>>79219129
>>79218594
>>79219883
>>79220000
>>79220558
>>79220949

The Michelle Trachtenberg I wanted.

>>79219362
>>79219432
>>79219526
>>79220052


The Michelle Trachtenberg I got.

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How the fuck do I get a ultra pale Jew gf

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>>79223799
Ah, the good old hate-love feelings that 4chan makes me have

>>79224042
Nah this is for my friends yonder on /tv/, and maybe my kin on /fr/.

>>79224198
cut your foreskin off

>>79219706
>gay dude wonders why girl wouldn't pick him first out of a group of four or however many

Some mysteries aren't meant to be solved, I guess.

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>>79223469
best mara

>>79222812
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>>79224083
I still would, in a heartbeat.

>>79221079
>The little brother was an easy target.
Full blown child predator

>>79224198
immediately leave 4chan and never come back

not saying this to be mean, logically this is your best option, just remaining on 4chan to read this post because you think it is good advice reduces your chances, you need real practical experience not memes and you can only find that outside, I'm serious, just stop fucking reading, go, be free, you will get bored at first but this will only drive you to do interesting things, you might fail but that is only because we all suck at things to begin with, just leave, leave, leave, leave, if there was a button in front of you which if you press would put you through a moderate amount of anxiety and discomfort for a few months but after which your life will be turned around and your family would look at you in a new light and you'd find new friends and eventually a gf who genuinely cares about you, I know you would press that button, in fact it is easier than pressing a button, you don't have to do anything, just not go to 4chan, just leave, leave, do it now

t. your future self

>>79221551
>I also didn't told everyone i've made the other guy's little brother suck my dick. I'm not crazy.

Oh. Okay then. Telling the others really would have been a line you don't want to cross.

>>79222088
>a 19 year old allegedly straight man pretends to be a faggot to the point of KISSING and FUCKING a 14 year old boy
>to get autism revenge on that boy's older brother

He probably scarred that 14 year old boy for life (lying about liking him and being attracted to him). Plus, it's faggotry so it's wrong in any case.

>this somehow compares to normal, healthy people having sex the correct way

Kill yourself, SJW faggot.

Maleonistdecency here,
This is a counterop to the most horrid afflictionall:
Detachablepenisman

We Michelle Trachenburg thread?

>tfw this song makes me feel like a young teenager again.
>tfw 28 years old and a teacher and none of the little shits I teach would even know this song.

Don't even grow up /tv/. It's overrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhp5aCBR_as

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>>79221079

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>>79224373
better be careful anon she's bound to balloon up

>>79224791
25 here, never heard that song before.

>>79224791
wow a mediocre band that was never that popular to begin with forgotten to time. le us epically old fags here mirite?

>>79224791
I always liked blink-182

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>>79218218
Fucking hell, she gave me an endless boner in that movie

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>>79220757

>rape a 14 year old boy
>"bruh it was just for revenge my buddy banged my sister"
>"i'm totally not gay or a pedophile, i didnt even like it"

>>79224921

I think she's full on fat, now.

She Brendon Frasier'd herself. Let it go for one role and now can't seem to keep it off. Now she can't find work.

>>79225098
She just needs a proper trainer. I have a workout plan for her that's guaranteed to burn calories.

>>79218594
>>79218218
>>79219125
>>They stopped at teh incest kiss

FAGGOTSSS

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>>79225098
I can think of a few jobs for her, wew

>>79218278
Gotta love a girl who can piss glue when she is angry.

>>79220630
KEK I like you thinking. But really you should have fucked your sister first

>>79224921

even better

>>79218594
>platformed flip-flops

I've never understood why Americans did this in the 90's-00's.

It's disgusting.

>>79220630
TWO. Nothing wrong with me.

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>this thread
Shit. And I thought fucked up when I ended up with sloppy seconds with the short chubby chick in college.

Actually, might have been a bit more fucked up as one friend was maybe in the closet but slept with another's gf and the girl I was seeing wanted to be with him and then the whole group broke up after that so I could only see like half of them at a time.

>>79225349
pretty sure it is a cali thing

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>this thread
Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

>>79219243
I was just a bit older and watching Buffy, so I always thought of her as a kid sister. I was creeped out when my dad saw Eurotrip at a Suncoast and wanted to get it knowing he thought she was hot.

>>79222088
This, even if I agree that the motivations are pretty autistic. 14 and 15 year olds fuck all the time, that's the age most people lose their virginity

Also excellent shitpost for the first guy

>>79222812
If you don't want to ravage moot's boipussi then 4chan may not be the website for you.

>>79218490
Most do unless they are in trousers or don't think anyone is there.

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>>79221785
Thanks for the kek anon.
You brought some past traumas.

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mfw this thread

>>79224083
>dem feet