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Just watched the first episode. Awful.
>there's no reason for these to be the Archie characters besides shock value
>"Are you familiar with Truman Capote? I'm Breakfast at Tiffany's, and this place is In Cold Blood." There's a bunch of stupid lines like that
>all characters look like they're 25
>le "we can't tell anyone what we heard because of what we were doing" trope, how original
>the evil redhead has literally no personality other than being a cliche movie bitch
>Jughead is played by Cody from the Disney Channel (you know he's Jughead because he has the hat)
>the digital cinematography looks sterile, and the green filters they put over certain scenes are trash
I kind of liked it. Will probably watch episode two tomorrow.
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Then why did you call it awful and only list negative things?
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This show is the work of greedy jews.
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>>79217836
It was awful, and there were many negative things. I enjoyed it, but only as a guilty pleasure. I want to know what happens next, even though the first episode had a lot of stupid parts.
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>>79217798
It's just an SJW shitfest built around nostalgia-pandering and Tumblr.
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>>79217798
the shows great, you guys just hate fun. its like pretty little liars meets twin peaks, whats not to love?
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sjw propaganda. dropped
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Moose a homo. Reggie a chink. Veronica BLACKED
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nice samefagging OP
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This was genuinely the worst pilot I've seen in recent memory...and I love shitty guilty pleasure shows in this vein (Pretty Little Liars, The O.C, Vampire Diaries).
I made a rule with myself a few years back that once I start watching something, I finish it...and watching this utter shit was the closest I've ever came to breaking it.
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>>79218246
>its like pretty little liars meets twin peaks, whats not to love?
Pretty Little Liars
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I liked it.
Oops.
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>>79218311
>Veronica BLACKED
dont forget she's also a spic
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So what did Jason do with her?
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