To sum it up in one word...gratuitous. Keanu's bodycount

Commando was a good movie though

Is it good though? Or is it just an endless blur of rolls and headshots

>>79214362
t. nu-male

Well sign me the fuck up

>>79214317
That's the point faggot

>>79214419

Closer to the latter unfortunately... It's essentially the first turned up to 11, so if you're a fan of that one you'll probably like it. There were some fairly entertaining moments among the violence but honestly after a certain point it was just numbing. And of course there was the obligatory sequel-bait ending.

>>79214317
THIS.
John Wick (1 AND 2) was a 'movie' genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophistication who laud stale meme dialogue, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier proto capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie videogame aesthetic. This is a flick at best and people who praise it are likely no older then 18

>>79214557

Was this post purposely trying to cram in as many 4chan buzzwords as possible

>>79214317
>Be Ausfag
>it's not coming out in theatres here

guess I'll be waiting for a good quality pirating

real shame, seeing the first one in the cinema was amazing

>>79214362
> name a character John Matrix and expect anyone not to walk out

>>79214608
perhaps they couldn't afford to have it subtitled this time
https://e-hentai.org/s/d2da16e4ec/743731-1

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>>79214557
>tfw to intelligent for some simple actionkino

>>79214557
Hey man, what can you really expect from a movie about Keanu Reeves' dog getting murked? If you want "muh sophistication" Tarkovsky still exists.

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>>79214317
>Co-starring The Pest himself

Why does no one talk about this?

You know how everyone always said Keanu should play Spike in a live action Cowboy Bebop movie?

Well after seeing his beard as John Wick, he would be a perfect Vincent in Knockin' on Heaven's Door.

Has Keanu ever played an antagonist?

>>79215561
Yes, he played Neo in the Matrix trilogy

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>>79215561
Hate to crush your dreams but

http://www.movienewsguide.com/keanu-reeves-turns-down-cowboy-bebop-live-adaptation-movie-says-hes-too-old-to-play-spike/65466

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>>79215936
Oops forgot I had this pic

>>79214317
How was Lucifer in it?

>>79215936
He said no to Spike, not Vincent.

>>79216134
They're about the same age, odds are he would feel the same way.

>>79215070
Because he is in the movie for about five minutes total.

Just got back from seeing John Wick 2 and I enjoyed it a lot. The run through the catacombs in paris was a bit of a stretch because of how much he gets shot and survives, but when he's making his way through the subway having a casual shoot-off with common was really entertaining.

Headshots gallore, the pupper barely gets any screen time and Neo and Morpheus have a reunion. I'd recommend it if you liked the first one.

kino

>>79216165
I think he meant he couldn't pull off the youthfulness of Spike, but Vincent was very worn and weary, hell that's almost his motivation.

It couldn't be the action since he does plenty in Wick, all he really needs is the beard to hide any wrinkles he thinks he might have.

So if I thought the first one was like a high 5 or low 6/10, should I bother? Loved that nightclub/bathhouse scene but everything after got pretty mind numbing.