"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys" How

>>79209095
He was one of Sarumans orcs. Isengard had taverns and stuff

It's in orcish and localized.

The literal translation is something like "Flesh on the ground"

Taverns exist in their universe.
Next meme.

>>79209095
From orc taverns. The word itself comes from Orctalian language

So these Orcs aren't actually speaking English? Is this a "Hunt for Red October" situation?

>>79209163
dont the orcs spawn out of evil goop though?

>>79209197
so did you, do you know what a menu is?

do orcs have peepees?

>>79209140
>>79209196
This. The translator is a bit liberal with the translation, but it's necessary to sacrifice literal meaning to preserve the poetry of the original.

>>79209197
They spawn as grown ups and can immidiately go for a beer and human legs in a loval orc tavern with their orc mates, menu is propably one of the first words they learn

>>79209095
It's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities that the orcs have heard that men congregate in taverns and inns and that they order food off of menus there, rather than eating raw flesh or whatever orcs do

>>79209263
Oh boy they do :)

>>79209310
""""""""""girls""""""""""

It isn't unfeasible that there are situations in which an Orc might prefer to eat maggoty bread to hobbit flesh.

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>>79209095
Any historic examples of warriors behaving like this?

>>79209317
Or they just have their own taverns in Mordor, orcs are not fucking apes dude, they are semi-civilized. They even have their poetry and music, although shitty

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>>79209396
Poetry?

>>79209396
t. orc apologist shill

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>tfw when you realize the orcs ate maggoty bread not for the bread, but for the maggots

http://www.strawpoll.me/12292415
http://www.strawpoll.me/12292415

>>79209396
The Orcs used to be the real kings of Middle Earth. Man stole all their culture and shit though.

>>79209452
Uruk lives matter
Check your Numenorean privelage specieist scum

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>>79209492

>>79209396
Orcs literally dindu nuffin wrong
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>79209520
*smacks lips*
IS THIS MAGGOTY SCUM SAYING
*stabs nearby orc to death*
BY THE GREAT EYE, IS THIS HUMAN SCUM SAYING THAT
*loots the dead for armour*
THIS SCUM BE SAYING THAT
*moves into a cave and starts worshipping a demon*
THAT WE WUS
*gets scared shitless when someone mentions elves*
THAT WE WAS KINGS AND TROLLWASTE

>>79209600
>WATCHU MEAN, HOLD??

>>79209492
then wouldnt it be bready maggots?

>>79209520
Is Sauron Yakub?

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>>79209095
Because Middle Middle Earth is actually Earth

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>>79209396
hole up

so you be sayin

we wuz elves and sheet?

>>79209600
poor orcs

>>79209197
orcs are fucked up elves
uruk-hai are some form of orc-man hybrid. gandalf calls them a orcs and goblin men mix

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"Share the load!"

What did he mean by this?

>>79209095

He actually said:
"Looks like meat's back on them, nuboys"

Fucking nuboy OP

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>>79209095

something tells me I've seen this shitpost before

>>79209095
>watching dubs
>not watching in the original Orkish

>>79209396
AYO

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>>79209095

Do elven women BRAPPPPPP?

>>79209095
looks like the orced.com is back on the internet boys

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>>79209492
>He doesn't want second breakfast

>>79211265

According to tolkien, orcs and goblins are the same thing, just different translations of words for the same beings (from different languages). The Uruk-hai were hybrids with orcs and men.