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>be ticket seller in a movie theater
>busy day but the people are nice so it's no big deal
>suddenly feel uneasy, deep nausea
>feel as if time slowed down and the world got dimmer
>look toward entrance
>see pale overweight guy wearing a Sonic T-shirt and cargo shorts
>trying to smile to the customer in front of me but can't get my eyes off of him
>really hope that he doesn't come to me
>"Enjoy your movie, guys" I say my voice cracking at the end
>see him scanning the ticket stands
>the other ones are either empty or have very few people in line
>he makes eye contact with me
>quickly look down
>can feel him looking at me and coming toward the line
>literally shaking now
>guy from current group of two asks me if I'm okay
>mouth the syllables "vir-gin" and shift my eyes in the direction of the creep who's now behind them
1/2
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>co-worker proceeds to look at me strangely
>I start bending over and getting sick
>gurgling the words "vir-gin" over and over
>friends begin to think I have a problem and call the ambulance
>the pale overweight guy is even looking at me weird
>realize I got on the floor moments later
>everyone proceeded to walk the dinosaur
2/2
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>cute guy and his gf leave with looks of pity on their faces
>"Hellosir,welcometoAMC!HowcanIhelpyou? (fuck oh my god)"
>glance up and see his virgin face and jolt my eyes back down
>"Umm...two tickets for the 3:15 Toy Story: The Stories: Boo's Teenage Adventures. My girl's on her way here from our hous- I mean CRIB. So she'll be here in a while"
>think maybe he's not lying after all but I can help but still feel the virginity wafting off of him
>subtly press the silent emergency button under the register
>"Wouldyoulikeanythingelse?" still can't keep eye contact for too long
>"Ummm....umm..TWO large Cokes and TWO JLaw FeetEssence DeluxePop popcorns"
>start worrying that the alarm is broken
>he pulls out his wallet
>"Okay sir. That'll be..."
>have to think of a way to stall
>can't touch his virgin hands when he pays
>"What did you want again?"
>see him get frustrated
>take a step back
>"FUCK! I KNEW WOMEN WERE INFERIOR! A LARGE COKE AND A LARGE JL DELUXEPOP! WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!"
>scream as hard as I can
>handsome customer
and his friends run tackle him to the ground
>police bust from behind the ticket stands and arrest the creep
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>>79199118
kys
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I was expecting it to be some sort of joke post but this was just sad
You actually took the time to type that out
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pick it up wagecuck
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>pleb works for minimum wage
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>didn't bring his anvil
If it were me, he wouldn't have went past the front door.
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>>79198897
>>79199379
Things that never happened for 1200 please.
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>>79199445
It's just sad how reddit you are :/
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>>79199704
> m-m-maybe he didn't like it because he doesn't understand the dank memes not because my attempt was terrible and poorly written...!! s-s-s-s-surely not th-th-th-that
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>>79199767
Who are you quoting and why does he stutter more than the times?
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>>79198897
>>79199379
Good one OP
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>>79198897
kek. Nice.
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad
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>>79198897
BASED OP
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>>79198897
>>79199379
FUCK YOU, OP. MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK HAHAHAHAH
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Wew lads op is threadkino
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>>79199445
>>79199767
>>79200631
Bitter virgins lol
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related i guess. always gives me a chuckle
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Why are 18+ virgins allowed to live?
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