Congratulations, he's your new partner. I work alone chief.

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>and your other gun

>quit packing away your desk, you just un retired

You've crossed the line detective edgy

>>79194066
THE MAYOR IS FUCKING MY TIGHT LITTLE BOIPUSSY OVER THIS DETECTIVE !

>>79194066
My new PARTNER? I'm not fucking a man no matter how much you fuckers are paying me, and trust me you aren't paying me nearly enough.

>The department breathing down my neck

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>he's a loose cannon but he gets results

>Im sorry detective but i got the internal affairs up my ass ive no choice, youre suspended.

>what do you love more, the job or me?

>>79194066

>Chief of police is a middle aged, slightly overweight black guy with a booming voice and a Tom Selleck mustache

Did Lethal Weapon create all of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vir4tPklo

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>Case of the week reflects detective's personal struggles

>>79198265
>Meet your new partner
>I'm too old for this shit

Likely.

>now hit the showers

>>79198587
>chief watches them shower and jacks off

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>>79194066
>who the hell are you guys?
>we're FBI and we're taking over this case
>like hell you are!

>ITS NOT SUICIDE ITS A MURDER

>We were here first this is OUR crime scene

>hand over your badge and your gun
>and your other gun
>and your other badge

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>that's it you're off the case!
>off the case!? I AM the case!

>>79194066
can you name one mive that does this?

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>>79194066
a new partner - how could you replace ramirez, chief?
you're outta line, wiczkowski!

>You care more about this case than your own family! I'm leaving you and taking the children.

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>character posts on /tv/
>gets dubs

>he has never been the same since his partner got killed

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>detective/cop gets killed
>Other cop investigates
>finds out partner of slain cop was banging his wife

Can anybody recommend cheesy police kino that contains cliches like these?

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>i canz pust her iz my pazs

>>79200805
The Wire is a great show and has all the cliches you love. But it might be out of your league.

Alternatively, you can check out Homicide: Life on The Street. It shares the same vision of The Wire but it's a lot more accessible and more case-to-case based.

>>79201167
>But it might be out of your league.

What did he mean by this?

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