Have you seen russian alienkino already? https://www.youtube

Is it even available to watch outside of Russia?

>>79190863
I'll watch any alien movie. Download link?

>>79190932
There is no proper link now, it havent released on DVD yet

>>79190863
>directed by the son of sergei bondarchuk

alright, i'll give it a watch

>>79190863
>that fucking color grading
why the fuck is there so much blue in this movie? this seriously puts me off

>>79191072
"Chertanovo" is a sleeping quarter of Moscow known for its criminals and gopniks (google it).
Blue makes a special mood for this.

>>79190863

How the fuck does Russian movies pull off effects that are on par with Hollywood?

>>79191145
A lot of money put into it

>>79191145
The same way the rigged the US election, they use the technology they got from raiding nazi research stations.

>>79191145
By practicing superior Christianity I guess.

>>79191145
In America effects cost $100m with $1m on effects and $99m on producers laundering money.
In Russia effects cost an envelope containing a photograph of the cgi company ceos child and a single loose bullet

looks good desu

>>79190863
Fuck you Ivan, I'm not that retarded. Take your shit back to your snowniggers land and show it to your snownigger brothers.

>>79191145
russians are very good at computers

>>79190863
>the country that produced Eisenstein and Fantsimmer now produces this
Has capitalism ever JUSTed a country so hard?

>>79191342

No they're really not. They may be good animators or digital designers but when it comes down coding they're amateurs to the point where most respected businesses don't want to work with them at all.

How they hacked America is nothing short of an insult to the American IT industry.

>>79191356
Do you actually realise that Eisenstein is agitation work and not a real kino

>>79191359
>but when it comes down coding they're amateurs to the point where most respected businesses don't want to work with them at all.
ok bro, lol

>>79191421
>kino

shut up, retard

>>79191206
>bullet
>not condom
I take it you've never been to Russia comrade.

>>79191442
Go back to /co/.

Xenokino

Looks pretty good desu.

>>79190863
>slutty
prove it

>>79190863
It was fucking stupid though, not kino at all.

>>79191514
1) She is a schoolgirl and has sex with an older guy
2) We can see her making fun of a nerd teasing him with things like "i'll kiss you if you help"
3) She looks fucking hot
4) She drops the first guy and falls in love with alien boy
5) And almost has sex with him too

Xd

>>79191557
Does she get killed by the alions or does the audience get cucked too

>>79191528
Of course it it stupid. Did you expect something else from fucking russians? Do you even believe they are not complete shit?
Everything useful they can do is die, rot and disappear.

>>79191583
an alien sacrifices himself for her because her ex-bf organises a flashmob "fuck aliens" and accidentally kills her in rampage

>>79191616
even aliens are beta

>>79191616
Jesus christ
Dropped

>>79191629
It's fun though. Russian social bottom is so grotesque that the conflict between them and immortal almighty aliens is in fact epic.

- U from anotha galaxy? We are from Chertanovo. *punches him in a face*

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So it's literally pic related against the aliens.

>>79191421
Agitation work?

If you mean propaganda I don't see how it excludes it from being great kino. If you mean something else please elaborate.

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>>79190863
Admiral Kutznetsov breaks down on the way to fight the aliens, has to get towed back to harbour.

>>79190863
Why does it have so many thumbs down?

>>79191145

I think its done with computers

>>79192034
Fuck off, this is clearly all practical.

>>79190863
>the director of Stalingrad
That pile of trash ... no thanks

>>79191145
they use kidnapped polish workforce in gulags

>>79191660
>Russian social bottom
Implying they have anything else in that shithole.

>>79191971
Because it is shit desu.
Surprise. Russia is shit and its movies too. Wow, can you believe it?

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>>79190863
>modern Russian movies
The best Russian movies died in early early 2000s, in which everything was shit except for some few crime movies.

>>79191784
Kek

>>79190863
confirmed squatkino

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>>79190863
Stolen design

>>79190863
Fuck off, faggot. Stop shilling this shit.
>>79191017
Don't bother, son directing only disgusting flicks

>>79192387
Russian movies are shit. They are about shit, they have shitty atmosphere and look, they have ugly snowniggers in it and dialogues are fucking garbage.
Fuck anyone who even let himself think that it may be not bad.

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>>79190863
Russian films are super confusing. I mean they're always complete ripoffs of whatever Hollywood shat out a year or two ago, the acting and cinematography looks appalling, but the CGI is surprisingly good and the aliens' design is pretty cool.
It's just like that trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LelyMqsy0Ik

>>79190863
Looks better than any of the shit USA makes at least

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This thread reeks of Kremlin-sponsored shilling

>>79191784
kek

>>79191206
In Soviet Russia, movie makes you?

>>79190863
REMINDER:

DO NOT WATCH THIS CRAP EVEN IRONICALLY. THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN YA-TIER "TWILIGHT WITH ALIENS" BULLSHIT, THIS TIME WITH PROGRESSIVE AGENDA. THE ALIEN MUSLIM STEALS THE GIRL FROM WHITE CHERTANOVO BOY.

T. PУCCКИЙ

>>79190906
Thankfully, not yet. They want to sell it to Chinese market though. Good luck with that, chinks hate ayylmaos and muslims.

>>79191017
Father was an actual filmmaker. Fedor is just a hack.

>>79191145
>on par
maybe if you count Asylum as "Hollywood"

Stop bringing that snownigger shit here already. You got Trump, what else do you want, assholes?

>>79192213
Also superior ukrainians and estonians. ElectroGULAGs are the worst.

>>79194566
No.

>>79192741
That looks pretty rad.

>>79194538
Father was mediocre at best. Son is just shit.

>>79191229
>Take your shit back to your snowniggers land and show it to your snownigger brothers.

It's in snownigger theaters already and russian /pol/tards hated it

>>79191421
>agitation

You mean propaganda? Propaganda is the top tier Kino. Nazis were the masters of that.

>>79194644
Well, even if /pol/tards hate it, it has to be shittiest shit imaginable.

>>79191359
Russians have some of the best hard surface modelers / TD's on the planet, and most of them are in Hollywood now too.

>>79194670
Easy Ivan. Stick your propaganda into your asshole. The only kino genre is documentals.
Shooting of your fat ugly ambassador proves it. Hope to get sequel son.

>>79194709
>snownigger sweet dreams
Get out already.

>>79192618
HOLY SHIT NOBODY WATCHES YOUR CHINESE CARTOONS YOU PARANOID MORON

>>79194808
Actually a lot of no-lifers do. Such snownigger nerd might work on this piece of shit flick and stolen the design. Snowniggers cannot into originality. Like indians, but worse.

>>79194788
Man you are daft ////
http://www.bulgarov.com/professional.html

how come Russia can do decent CGI but Japan is still stuck in the 90s?

>>79194893
>bla bla bla best hard surface modelers
>it's actually ONLY CONCEPT ART
>Robocop (2014)
>Terminator: Genisys
TAKE YOUR FAGGOT ALCOHOLIC SNOWNIGGER AND GET OUT.

>>79194935
Overexertion of detail, they take forever to streamline ideas and alot of the shit has to just been drawn and put to rack. If they actually took hold of the pipeline they would have some truly extreme budgets.

>>79194935
Realistic picture is boring. Japs are wise.

>>79194978
This reply just shows how much you don't know about Studio dev tracking and how concept design actually runs parallel to pre-pro even before the script is done. Shut up faggot.

>>79191359
> How they hacked America is nothing short of an insult to the American IT industry
> implying Russians actually hacked the US

how are people like you able to find their way out of bed in the morning?
Do you forget to swallow your spit from time to time and drool all over your shirt?

>>79194808
Your loss.
Xamd is pretty kino

>>79194706
Correct. It's progressive tolerant cuckfest.

>>79194750
>The only kino genre is documentals
kek, what a butthurt

>>79191605
>Everything useful they can do is die, rot and disappear.
Coming from a fatburger, that sounds rich.

>>79191710
CHEEKI BREEKI
I V DAMKE

>>79192755
Except it's a straight ripoff of every Hollywood cliche imaginable. Authentic kino died even before USSR fell.

>>79194642
Mediocre maybe, still a filmmaker. Son should stick to music videos for pop stars like he did in the late 90s

>>79194488
Бoмбaнyвший лoх, cpaзy виднo.