I sit down when I pee, there ain't nothin' that

Hahahaha! Brilliant!

>>79179322
Sam Hyde BTFO

anyone else pissed off that none of the lines in this song rhyme

>>79179437
>no can do, I'm takin' a pee
>sittin' on the loo havin' a good long wee

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>>79179276
>wasting the nutrients

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>>79179276
>I'm tellin' you joe rogan, I drank piss. Me and hotchie and squirrelo just dashed with that bitches jug and inhaled it before we even knew what we were doing. Joe Rogan, I was addicted to piss for three weeks. Things were crazy back then, man...

>>79179276
Are there people that don't?

reminded me of this crazy bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6fANwHyjmQ

NUDE
TAYNE

>>79179437
>just taking a whizz mind your own bizz

YOU SIT DOWN TO PISS WHILE I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79179276
What sort of third world pleb stands to piss?

>>79181498
I was just joking about that. Everyone can afford health insurance, though probably not for long.... :-/

>>79181776
And just like all the rest of the jokes you ever made Sam it wasn't funny.

Is there an actual reason guys shouldn't sit to pee?

>he doesnt sit down to pee so theres no mess no fuss
>he doesnt dry the tip of his penis afterwards with a single sheet of tp so that he doesnt smell like urine

fucking faggot plebs

>>79181865
If you weren't a tiny dicked baby balled faggot you would know that real men have their balls and cocks touch the toilet water when they sit on the toilet. That's why I have to duct tape my cock and balls to my shoulder when I shit.

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>>79181930
>using a single piece of TP to dry the tip of your dick.

I actually did this when I was real young.

>>79181939

>Shitting in the toilet

Do you not own a shower or garbage can?

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>2017
>Not shitting into pringles cans and then heaving them into your neighbor with dementia's yard so you can watch his reaction when he opens them

>>79179348

>SAM! fuck my wife while I watch!

what did Tim mean by this?

>>79181930

I dry the tip of my penis because otherwise it'll leak in my robe afterward and ruin my mood.

>>79179437
>Are you sittin down?
>And you're not making brown?