Is it true that in US cinema, you *have* to buy a snack / drink

Don't forget to tip your ticket-ripper!

>>79174626
He's so fucking ugly, like Nicholas Cage gone wrong.

No, that is false.

>>79174735
jEALOUS YOU CANT GET SEX WITH TRANNIES BITCH BOT>?

No, but if you don't walk past the stub collector with an XX-tra Large Soda Pop and a Supreme Popcorn they force you to sit with the plebs at the front of the theatre.

>>79174626

>go to theater

>have to pay my white male privilege tax
>too poor to afford it
>have to watch 30 min of BLACKED porno before Im allowed to enter the theater
>leave a $20 tip
>get arrested for a hate crime because I didnt clap when jamal came all over Stacey face

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>>79174626
Not necessarily, In my local Kinotarium you're enforced to spend a total of $45. But that money can be spread amongst numerous things. What I usually purchase?
>2 $5 shower tokens
>1 $20 flick ticket ($30 if film)
>1 $15 deli meat
I also occasionally tip the shooter $10 depending on how well he does that evening

>>79175612
>having to pay for deli meat
In my local kinema, we use our falcons to retrieve wildlife from the surrounding environs, do they not do that everywhere?

The recent falconeering tax proposal is an outrage, though. Same with the new anvil rate by weight, it forces you to bring smaller and smaller anvils to the theater.

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are cinema frogs allowed to do THIS to customers ? it's distracting as fuck during the movie

>>79174626
>europoors are this fucking stupid

>>79174626
no but it's considered a faux pas to not tip the ticket checker

>>79174626
Yes, but my theater always makes me go through the showers after purchasing my ticket and mandatory minimum crab legs, so unless I buy a Star Wars™ Lightsaber™ Umbrella, your kinosnack always gets ruined.

>>79174626
I like to buy food from the theatre even when I'm not seeing a movie. It makes me feel like my life is a cinematic experience.

>>79175612
fuck off

>>79175934
no u

>>79175686
I wish. Tell me, does your theater allow your Falcons into the showers?

>>79175612
>2 $5 shower tokens
For you and your wife's son I presume?

>>79176013
On weekends they're free, but for matinees we have to buy extra shower tokens for them, and there's a mandatory Falconer's Fee on the crab legs. The owner's a good guy though, he likes to let kids who don't have their own falcons yet come up and ring the gong first.

>>79176047
Of coursshhhe

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>When the shooter trips over his trenchcoat and accidentally shoots your date in the back of the head
JUST

>>79174735

who's he?

>>79176181
Happened to me only I brought my wife's son

>>79176237
YOUR MOTHER

>>79176181
That's an instant no-tip mistake for me. Did they at least bring in the on-call shooter to fill in for him?

>>79176271
The backup guy wasnt much better honestly, I'm starting to think that I need to find a new place to enjoy flicks, and believe me, I would have a LONG time ago if this place didn't have fresh Japanese saltwater crab

my usual trip to the theater:

>walk up to ticket counter
>buy 2 tickets, tell the cashier its for my date
>cashier says something, I say "you too"
>give one ticket to the ticket ripper and say my date is already inside
>tip them $2
>buy the required 42 oz soda and box of popcorn
>show food to the door man
>tip him $2
>pull my cape around my face and walk up the stairs to the back where its hard to see
>put my food in the empty chair next to me
>tell everyone who walks by that my date is in the bathroom
>pull out tupperware of chili and put it on my popcorn
>movie ends
>wait for the janitors to clean
>tip them $2
>tell them I better hurry because my date is waiting for me

Yes.

You also have to buy mice for your falcon

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>Get made fun of for my small white dick in the kinoshowers by a black chad
>Run out crying, still naked and covered in bbc cum
>Get into my car and drive home
>Deicde to make a home theater
>Setup chairs, a huge projector and everything
>Rent a few falcons
>Get my own sniper rifle
>mfw feds bust down my door for pirating kino

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What's your local kinema look like /tv/?

>>79176991
Wtf you from Scranton??

>>79177047
LONDON

>>79174626
Where do people hear these false facts about the US?

>>79174626
You have to buy two snacks.

The first one we need to eat in front of the staff.
The second one we are allowed to take with us to watch the movie.

>>79177403
Every time I have to eat the first snack they make me dress up like a girl
I hate going to the cinema

Yes and also one for your gf/friend that is accompanying you.

>>79174626

Only if you forget your falcon coupon and it's not a Wednesday or a bi-weekly Saturday excluding leap years.

>>79174626
Nope, you wear a hoodie or have the women in the group stash the goods in their purses, and hit up dollar tree or a gas station before you go in

>>79176784

>no singles policy
>required purchase of soda and popcorn

raged. Imagine what that world would be like.

>>79174626
No.

>>79175472
>being a californian

First mistake