THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE:
>cliche music in trailer
>apparently first xenomorph is gonna be a guy infested by a spore
>no helmets on alien planet cause hurrdurr, turned out nicely for the first movie
THINGS I LIKED
>alien
>stupid sexy alien
>goddamnit I want to dick the alien
>it's kinda the point, it's supposed to be sexy
>I still feel guilty
>>79169142
>>no helmets on alien planet cause hurrdurr, turned out nicely for the first movie
that's the engineer home planet you retard, they literally breath the same atmosphere as we do
>>79169173
>therefore it's fine to take off protective gear
>ocean is the same planet where we developed, it's safe to take of breathing apparatus
>volcano caldera is same atmosphere, better take off this helmet
>detroit is fine, I don't need this bulletproof vest
>>79169273
were they in a volcano, the ocean or detroit?
no they weren't, so shut the fuck up
>>79169173
>>79169338
>shots of engineer craft in trailer
>must've found previous crew of explorers
>still retarded enough to not take EVERY precausion ever
>not even that but retarded enough to poke around and be lax about safety procedures
>somehow these are the best Earth has
either we're getting rid of our retards through "exploration missions" or Weyland-Yutani has very broad hiring spectrum
>>79169338
>>79169173
War of the Worlds was written in 1897. and to this day it stands as testament as why you should be wary of another planet's atmosphere. I mean, we as a culture have pretty much learned that and this movie happens what, 300+ years in future?
>>79169384
>somehow these are the best Earth has
The Covenant is a colony ship that is following an emergency beacon send from the planet, it was never their mission to explore it (yes they straight up copied that plotline from the very first Alien movie).
Same goes for the Alien crew, they were essentially just Truckers in space bringing a shipload of ore back to earth.
>>79169173
>land on planet with highly dangerous parasitic creatures
>don't isolate self from pathogens
>>79169826
>land on planet with highly dangerous parasitic creatures
and they know that how? are you just trolling by now?
there need to be freudian elements and a memorable fucked up scene comparable to dallas begging for death, or the hybrid being sucked into space screaming M O M M Y
>>79169788
>The Covenant is a colony ship that is following an emergency beacon send from the planet, it was never their mission to explore it
>try to colonize a potentially hostile planet
gr8 plan m8
>>79169856
Taking care with potential biohazards is a pretty sensible thing to do if you're travelling somewhere where you know there's life.
>>79169856
>land on an ALIEN planet
read what >>79169486 wrote, it's just fucking basic common sense by now, if planet has life, you take fucking precausions
no helmets because worse sight of fassbender's beautiful face and body overall