Isn't Football supposed to be manly? Why are the half time

It's trying to appeal to most people and this shit appeals to most people

>>79164691
Metallica demographic is already watching. Halftime show is to bring in the women and the homos.

>>79164691
would be too cheesy

The fact that Gaga's performance garnered higher ratings and more viewers than the rest of the game should answer your question

>>79164829
This does make actually sense but seems like blackmail.

>tfw running for 5 seconds with 1 minute breaks inbetween is considered a sport in America

>>79164691
Metallica is not for gays and woman... what planet do you live on nigger.

>>79164890
So basically there's the actual Super Bowl and the Halftime show which are two seperate events held at the same place?

>>79164922
Pretty much, yeah.

>>79164908
>american football players are the best athletes america has to offer

The average soccer player runs a marathon each game with a 15 minute break.

>>79164922

Yes. And like this >>79164829 anon said, the "football viewer" demographic is already covered by the game so the halftime will appeal to others.

it gives something for women to watch

gotta think about all the women forced to watch the superbowl with their bfs/husbands

>>79164915
The planet of reading comprehension

Watching hot chicks in skimpy clothing is manly.

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>>79164691
I just switch over to the Puppy Bowl at halftime

>>79164691
NFL knows about white genocide and is trying to broaden it's appeal since it's main demographic won't exist in a couple of decades.

>>79165068

Are you implying that Lady Gaga isn't white?

>>79165042
Sure, but what does this have to do with Lady Gaga?

>>79164958
>running is the apex of athleticism

kek

>>79164958
This
Why is soccer considered a pussy sport, it's easily one of the most physical and intense sports.

>>79165074
Lady Gaga is anti-white.

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>>79164691
>wanting to see men instead of women

That's gayyyyyy

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>>79165095

>time actually spent playing

Yeah fuck American football

>>79164915
>>79165005
Actually metallica is for gays and women

>>79165074
>Italians
>white

>>79164691
Nobody in America has been manly for decades now

>>79165105

She is not, the only stance she's taken is being pro-LGBT

I thought the Gaga did a great halftime show. And I'm w white straight American male who carries a gun and drives a Mustang.

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>>79165122

>>79165095
Because Jews can't fill a real football game with commercials, so they tell their obedient goyim that it's for pussies and that REAL men watch ad breaks.

>>79165126
Being a Hillary shill is anti-white. LGBT is anti-white.

>>79165095
Soccer players have endurance and lower-body strength, but that just makes them ideal bottom bitches. Football players, wrestlers, baseball players, basketball - upper body strength. Those guys are all man, total top

>>79164829
This to be honest family member

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>padded version of rugby
>manly

>>79165160

>DUDE MEMES LMAO

>>79165111
Why not scrap the football an make it a 3 hour half time show? In between performances you could give out awards like it's the oscars.

>>79165212
That's called the Grammys, and the people who would watch football won't watch that.
What they need to do is put MMA matches inbeteeen awards at the Grammys or oscars.

>>79164691
I think they should pick artists that relate somehow to the location. Metallica would have made sense for when they had the SB in the Bay Area and Springsteen would have made sense when it was in NJ. I'm sure they could find some country or bluegrass guy from Texas. It would make it more interesting.

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>>79165111

>retards thought she would do something and were ready to be triggered

The amount of threads that we had before anything even happened shows why this fucking happened. Stop being fucking idiots.

ITT males with identity problems

>>79165128
I liked it too. I have a soft spot for those vogue-y gay dancers

>>79165256
Well, take the grammys and do a short game of football in between first and second half. MMa works too.

>>79165184
>implying

>>79165265
Or they were ready to tweet in solidarity.
Not necessarily here, but across the US. Though she did tweet that she wasn't going to say or do anything political.

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>>79164691
>Isn't eggball supposed to be manly?
>Americans
>eggball
>Manly

>>79165095
Because when giving the chance the players will fall at the slightest touch and make it seem like they were hit by a train, unless the ref tells them to keep playing in which case they'll just get up and keep going.

I'm a soccer fan btw, and not the Amerifriend's everyone must win soccer but the fuck you we're enemies while we play and afterwards you're just another dude type

>>79164691
Last good one was when belushi and akroyd did a blue bro halftime in 1997, the country music one in 94, and maybe the Rolling Stones in 06' or the Who a few years ago

>>79165308
>>79165265
Singing "This Land is Our Land" was the most lowkey political thing she could do, and better than any big bold statement.

I haven't even seen people try to spin that as being political, because doing so admits that the generic MURRICA tradition of patriotism doesn't fit with their current agenda

>>79165291
I'd tune in to the Grammys to catch a pick up game consisting of artists up for awards.

>>79165154
I know i sound like /pol/bait but this is it

American football is produced and designed to sell commercials

>>79165180
>permanent physical and mental damage
>manly

>>79165479
Is there anything more manly than being stupid??

>>79164691
>Football
you mean handegg?

>WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE! SUPERBOWL 51!
really?

>>79165516

>Game starts by kicking the ball with your foot

Deal with it.

>>79165095
>this logic
go watch coverage of a marathon and come back to me

at least if ur gonna try to argue a yuro sport argue for rugby, not faggotflop

>>79165563
Footegg.

>>79164691
Why is handegg so glorified in America? Is it because Americans are dumb apes that like primitive barbaric sports over the more refined skillful soccer, so skillful that african apes cant even dominate in it,

because no man cares about the halftime show it's for women who only watch the game for commercials

>>79165600

Are eggs pointy on the ends where you come from?

>>79165516
>>79165600
woah how will americans ever recover?

>>79164691
>Isn't Football supposed to be manly?
no. it's for queers, ninnies and poofters m8

rugby is a sport for real men.

i remember several years ago the fans wanted weird al yankovic to be the half time show. because of his long lasting career and achievements.
there was even a petition
but nothing

then last night he was part of the pre-pre show game show. i'm betting he wrote the song.

also kristen bell
holy fuck
did she look fucking
HOT

>>79165630
They certainly aren't ball shaped.

Serious question why the fuck are there so many blacks in football? There are millions of more white men than niggers yet football is infested by niggers even though there would be much more strong bulky white men who can play it. WTF.

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>>79165683

Because we enjoy diversity in our pro sports.

>>79165701
How is it diversity if its one race?

>>79165683
That would be racist otherwise.
shoo you bigot.

>>79165722
Stop questioning things you fucking nazi.

>>79165722

Did you not get the 5th Edition of the Newspeak dictionary? You're still using some Oldspeak which is doubleplus ungood.

>>79165683
>>79165701
>>79165778
Black men are naturally more athletic, cry harder white boys.

>>79165778
No putting only blacks in football is racist because it singles out talent for race.
>>79165811
How does this makes me a nazi?

>>79165832

They are faster, that is all. Any sport that requires skill or strength is dominated by whites.

>>79165832
No you can just run faster in short burst, we are overall physically superior to you, all your nigger ass can do is run like a stupid monkey from african predators while we strangled megafauna in Europe.

Your muscle fibers dont matter because most of you are so retarded you turn sports into HURR LOOK HOW FUCKING THUG I AM bullshit.

>>79165120
This

>>79165832
And yet 90% of quarterbacks and all the best quarterbacks are White because its the position that actually requires intelligence to do.

>>79165832
>minus 10 degrees celsius outside
>work the yard in shorts
>passing southerners look at me like a super hero

Damn straight!

>>79165846
>>79165873
Looks like you guys never took Biology.
Black literally have more muscular bodies naturally.

>>79165966

Then how come almost every single World's Strongest Man has been white?

>>79165966
That only happened because slaves were bred to be strong.

>>79165982

Actual Africans are pretty weak and small overall. You're right that the selective breeding of slavery is what caused the average African-American to be a bit bigger on average. So once again the blacks owe everything they have to whites.

>>79165977
Because Blacks go after big time sports to make millions instead of wasting their time lifting weights and being forgotten or unknown.

>>79165966
No thats white people, you can tell these african americans have never seen the average PURE NIGGER in Africa before a fucking string bean with barely any muscle mass compared to the bulky statures of white men.

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>>79166014

>We could be the World's Strongest Man, we just don't want to.

>>79166026
Heck you notice white males have big biceps and triceps in their adolescence, while niggers still have those string bean arms.

Niggers look strong because most of them are tall.

>>79166014
>instead of wasting their time
>instead of wasting their time
>black people
>instead of wasting their time

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

>>79166105
>making millions and being adored by millions of fans
>wasting time
meanwhile your pasty white ass is wasting his time shitposting on a board obsessed with black on white porn

>>79166153
No you retarded black fuck, I was just pointing out how stupid your claim was that black people dont waste time.

I mean you retards have a motto called YOLO that rationalizes your childish stupid behavior.

All you can do is GO UHHHH STRONGMAN IS GAY AND SHIET, you cant admit white people are stronger than you.

>>79166213
Of course some black people waste time, we're talking about the black football players though.
For a white boy, you're not very smart...

>>79166254
>Of course some black people waste time
>Of course some black people waste time
>some

I hate niggers so much these tribal fucks will do anything to make you think nothing is wrong with them.
>some

is why everywhere you exist is a violent shithole right

>some

is why you have a culture that worships crime and uncivilized behavior.

>>79164958

Hockey is the most intense sport in the world. Americans and Canadians excel at it as well as nordic countries.

>football players need breaks every few seconds
Soccer involves endurance running and occasional sprints. Football is basically all sprinting (or wrestling, if you are a lineman). It is exhausting, even if you are in great shape. Part of the reason the Patriots won was because their offense is in exceptionally good shape and outlasts defenses.
>football is barbaric and just about violence and strength
Which is why coaches are considered such an important part of the game, right? Football is just as much a game of strategy as it is one of physicality. That's the main reason breaks between plays are so long-- both teams need a few seconds to decide on how the next down should be played. Offense and defense involves memorizing a large number of plays and strategies so that you will be ready to perform them at a moment's notice. One tactic used often by the Patriots is to rush into the next play because they've practiced quickly calling plays using code phrases at the line because Brady can strategize faster than the defense and catch them off guard, exploiting weaknesses before they can patch them up.
>Football is all about strength, not skill
And that must also be how Brady, an old man, is still the best quarterback in the league and has only got better with age. Which shows that skill and experience are as important as athleticism.
>Football players are weak because they need pads, unlike rugby
Football is much more physical and involves more high speed collisions. Football players objectively hit harder (partially because the pads allow them to).

>>79164691
It tries to appeal to SJWs and Jews, Beyonce is black and Gaga has Jew nose

>>79164691
Why wouldn't gays watch football? its a bunch of dudes in peak masculine form being all rough and aggressive with each other.

>>79166303
You're going way off topic, just admit defeat in this conversation and go take your meds.

>>79166335
I don't watch it because their pants aren't see through enough.
I wanna see some jockstraps and more Latino guys.

>>79166325
>It tries to appeal to SJWs and Jews, Beyonce is black and Gaga has Jew nose
are you 10 years old, or a foreigner?

how does your mind work to see the world like this? what's your ethnicity? brazil?

>>79165832
What has that anything to do with calling "diverse" when there's one race only? I guess if one country is 99% white is also one of the most diverse countries? same with one with 99% Asian

>>79166389
belarusian

>>79164691
>Metallica
>Manly

Topest kek

>>79166353
>Not sucking black penis makes you mentally ill
And people say black people arent racist bastards.

>>79166406
You're still using the Oldspeak definition of diverse. The Newspeak definition means "as few whites as possible".

>>79166409
>belarusian
no wonder. the weakest slav race.

>>79164829
Exactly. Same reason they get involved with breast cancer research and all that shit.

>>79165472
Their beer sucks for exactly the same reason. Skilled craftsmen making unique, quality ales? Fuck that, REAL MEN DRINK CHEAPLY-PRODUCED WATERY SWILL!

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>>79166213
>>79166303

this triggered white boi lmao

>>79165115
Most hockey players only average 18-20 minutes a game though.

>>79166447
Incorrect, it means as many blacks as possible, 0 whites and the same proportion of latino, asian, native american, etc would still be non diverse

>>79166497
that's not what the graphic is representing.

>>79166462
>Implying American craft beer isn't generally equal in quality to Youro beer, but with much more variety.

I'll grant that Americans are more likely to drink pisswater, but there is plenty of good beer here. Though, to be fair, that is a relatively recent phenomenon. And the "real men drink watery swill" sentiment only exists in advertisements for pisswater beers. They are trying to push that idea because they are rapidly losing ground to craft beers.

>>79164691
I want my head to be crushed by those fat thighs

>>79166471
>white boi
Fucking black peeople are so racist.

>>79166318
who are you talking to?

>>79165472
All television is to sell commercials

>>79166623
See: the main conversation in the thread before /pol/ came in

>>79165608
>>79164908
>>79164958
>>79165095
>>79165115
>>79165180
>>79165647

>>79166591
Not really.

>>79165608
I think it's stupid too. Football garners more attention than most everything, even politics.
Bread and circuses maybe.

>>79164829
this.
/thread.

i can afirm this because i work in advertising.

>>79166591
Only whites are racist, a black could be saying in the street death to all whites, and suddenly start killing all whites and still wouldn't be racist. You should really buy a new dictionary, yours are so 2010

>>79166760
you whites want to be oppressed sooooo bad lmao

>>79166786
>you whites
Are you assuming my ethnicity, shitlord?

>>79166805
only white boys want to make themselves seem like victims too

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>WATCH EX CONS RUN AND THROW BALL REAL FAR!

>>79165095
Its not. Besides the U.S. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world. High school jock fag here, played a shit load of sports and soccer was easily the most difficult to play.

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>>79164691
The minute this mother fucker narrated a documentary about porn addiction was the minute I stopped giving a fuck about James Hetfield.
Eat shit James Hetfield, who makes shit up because he wants to convince people it's not his fault.

>>79166786
But he's technically right
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eTWZ80z9EE

>>79165265
She was safepolitical by opening with God Bless America and including Born This Way in her set. I'm glad she didn't go over the top so I wouldn't have to listen to retards lose their shit.

>>79166560
We're not disagreeing at all

>>79166719
Thats why you savages are threatening to beat up white people because a team full of niggers lost to some white people in the Superbowl right?

Fuck off you blacks are the most racist pieces of shit in America, the level of bullshit you make up just to hate on white people is disgusting.

>>79166335
It's boring. I'll just watch porn if I want to skip to big guys pounding each other.

>>79166835
>a black person talking shit about wanting a victim complex

>>79164829
This, it's pretty clever. I live in UK and there are 2 faggots on my team at work, they both came in late today because they'd put leave in to stay up late and watch Lady Gaga

>>79166760
I guess Arabs arent racist seeing as how they beat the shit out of black people in Saudi Arabia for fun.

>>79167105
>for fun
>no hatred like whites
you see

>>79167105
According to the new definition liberals are trying to push yeah, Arabs aren't racist.

>inb4 who cares what liberals say
Language evolve over use, use a cetain word with a certain meaning and it will stick with that meaning, see "literally"

>>79167081
>we whites can feel like victims but black can't
pure comedy

>>79167131
>Arabs dont hate black people
Hey stupid nigger the reason we think you are subhuman is based on what arabs and middle easterners said about your race. Not to mention to the arabs are your former masters as well.
>>79167198
We dont want to be seen as victims.

>Arabs like us I swear cracker

No'
"As for the Zanj, they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and little understanding or intelligence."

"We know that the Zanj (blacks) are the least intelligent and the least discerning of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of actions." Jahiz (d. 868 AD), Kitab al-Bukhala'

"Like the crow among mankind are the Zanj for they are the worst of men and the most vicious of creatures in character and temperament." Jahiz, Kitab al-Hayawan, vol. 2

"[inhabitants of sub-Saharan African countries] are people distant from the standards of humanity" "Their nature is that of wild animals...." Persian geography Hudud al-`alam, 982 AD


"They [the Shu`ubiyya] maintain that eloquence is prized by all people at all times -- even the Zanj, despite their dimness, their boundless stupidity, their obtuseness, their crude perceptions and their evil dispositions, make long speeches." Jahiz, Al-Bayan wa`l-tabyin, vol. 3

"Galen says that merriment dominates the black man because of his defective brain, whence also the weakness of his intelligence." Mas`udi (d. 956 AD), Muruj al-dhahab

"As regards southern countries, all their inhabitants are black on account of the heat of their climate... Most of them go naked... In all their lands and provinces, gold is found.... They are people distant from the standards of humanity." Hudud al-`Alam, Persian geography, 982 AD

"The Zanj are so uncivilized that they have no notion of a natural death. If a man dies a natural death, they think he was poisoned. Every death is suspicious with them, if a man has not been killed by a weapon." Abu Rayhan al-Biruni, India, 1030 AD

About the Zanj: "Their nature is that of wild animals. They are extremely black." About the Sudan: "Among themselves there are people who steal each other's children and sell them to the merchants when the latter arrive." Hudud al-`Alam, 982 AD

>>79167396

"If (all types of men) are taken, from the first, and one placed after another, like the Negro from Zanzibar, in the Southern-most countries, the Negro does not differ from an animal in anything except the fact that his hands have been lifted from the earth,--in no other peculiarity or property,--except for what God wished. Many have seen that the ape is more capable of being trained than the Negro, and more intelligent." Philosopher-theologian Nasir al-Din Tusi (1201-74), Tasawwurat

"Therefore, the Negro nation are, as a rule, submissive to slavery, because [Negroes] have little [that is essentially] human and have attributes that are quite similar to those of dumb animals, as we have stated." Ibn Khaldun, Muqaddimah, 14th century AD

"A man of discernment said: The people of Iraq ... do not come out with something between blonde, buff and blanched coloring, such as the infants dropped from the wombs of the women of the Slavs and others of similar light complexion; nor are they overdone in the womb until they are burned, so that the child comes out something between black, murky, malodorous, stinking, and crinkly-haired, with uneven limbs, deficient minds, and depraved passions, such as the Zanj, the Somali, and other blacks who resemble them. The Iraqis are neither half-baked dough nor burned crust but between the two." ibn al-Faqih al-Hamadani, Mukhtasar Kitab al-Buldan, 903 AD

"beyond [known peoples of black West Africa] to the south there is no civilization in the proper sense. There are only humans who are closer to dumb animals than to rational beings. They live in thickets and caves, and eat herbs and unprepared grain. They frequently eat each other. They cannot be considered human beings." Ibn Khaldun, Muqaddimah

"[Blacks] are ugly and misshapen, because they live in a hot country." Ibn Qutayba (828-89 A.D.)

How do you faggots turn everything into a race discussion

/pol/ faggot: He isn't black. You are being trolled. Fuck off and stop bumping this thread.

>>79167459
because thats what ((they)) do

>>79164999
>one night of the year the bitch can't watch her primetime garbage
>a bloo bloo it's all about mmmeeee
You're right, guys can't have anything, better litter their top annual football broadcast with gay shit.

>>79167104
Jesus, they can take off work to watch a fucking tv show? Why couldn't they just record it or watch it online?

>muh money
>90% of black NFL players are broke after retiring

Enjoy your CTE niggers

>>79164829
>tfw want to watch Gaga and commercials but it keeps getting interrupted by people sportsball