>being a Virgin is as bad as being a drug dealer or a stripper

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>watching comedy with family
>character makes virgin-shaming joke
>family roars out laughing
>I point out that was an unfunny mean joke that shames insecure men for not having had sex
>big sister tells me I wouldn't be this butthurt if I wasn't a virgin

I fucking hate modern cinema

>sudeikis 6'1
>poulter 6'2
>clearly at least an inch shorter
Why do actors lie about their height?

>>79163064
to be fair you sound like a little bitch boy

>>79163012
>runaway
>she's right there

i want to give roberts bad meth and fuck the remaining body heat as she decays

>>79163012
i liked the part where the blonde girl mentions something about taking it in the butt

that guy had the best acting gig ever, making out with jennifer aniston and emma roberts at the same time

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>>79163162

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>>79163202
you are a gentlemen

>>79163178
this

>>79163116
Look at their feet. Sudeikis is standing closer.

>>79163178
He still gets called Spider balls apparently though.

WOW those fucking eyebrows

>>79163150
kek

>>79163012
Please, OP.. Don't bring your politics in to /tv/.

We're a Christian board...

>>79163116
Why do people like you obsess over a couple of inches. It's fucking weird.

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>>79163012
As a 21 year old man, being a virgin doesn't hurt me even half as much as having never kissed a girl

It's something so innocent that literally everyone else but absolute social retards have done, even negroes have done it

I'm just happy everybody assumes that you've done at least that much

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>>79163528
Best Emma

>>79163596
Haha, that's nothing. I'm nearing 30 and haven't kissed anyone either.

>>79163685
What keeps you going

Why don't you go to a prostitute

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>>79163685
>>79163596
I don't understand why people make such a big deal out of not doing it

t. 28, never have, never will, don't want to, it's super gross

>>79163711

Most prostitutes don't want to kiss on the mouth,

>>79163596
Until people start thinking you're a homo.

The triple parentheses implies Jews or Jewish influence. Why the fuck would Jews want to vilify staying a virgin when the /pol/ view is that the Jews are trying to destroy the white race?

0/10 for your understanding on memes, parrot less next time.

>>79163812
>he doesn't understand that everything is a Jewish plot, including the Jewish plots that directly contradict other Jewish plots

>>79163596
24 and the most i've ever gotten was a hug and that was in elementary school kek

>>79163711
fellow wizard here
intimacy issues
You don't get to 30 and not do 'basic' things like kissing without severe impairments. Autism, pedophilia, brain not work right.
It's not an issue of 'well just hire a prostitute'.
That would make me extremely uncomfortable.

>>79163012
>implying it's not even worse

Keep being a virgin, sperg.

>>79163836
Go back to normiebook Chad.

>>79163596
>>79163685
I'm a soon to be 31yo "negro", who has never kissed. And it's not as if I never had the opportunity. I'm just so socially fucked up, I've squandered every one.

I'm even handholdless. This one time, a girl kept brushing her hand against mine, and I purposely avoided acknowledging it.

>>79163833
>pedophilia

Literally kill yourself.

>>79163886
Go kill yourself on r9k, you mentally ill sack of shit, this isn't your board.

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I went into this with no expectation and was pleasantly surprised

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>>79163738
why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).

naturally, this non-hedonistic utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

>>79164035
I like how you type up your women are all whores narrative while posting a contradictory chart where the two lines are right next to each other

>>79164035
This chart is depressing as fuck. Even if I'm now full-on normie tier that started a sex life in college, I was officially in the minority at the age of 15. I never got to, and will never have awkward virgin sex with a teenage girl. Fuck.

>>79163064
She's 100% right.

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>>79163064
>older sister shaming you and commenting on your sex life
Thanks for giving me a new fetish.

>>79164035
>that weird last dip where hundreds of thousands of women lose their virginity shortly before turning 40
I wonder who those girls are

>>79164035
lol this chart implies 15-19 year old slags

>>79164035
If it only shows OPPOSITE gender how come the lines aren't congruent?

>>79164286
Because one individual can be the first sexual partner for multiple virgins, dumbass

>>79164245
You probably wouldn't want to hear about my experience with my older sisters friend where she measured me and then constantly made fun of how tiny it was compared to their boyfriends.

>>79163978
It isn't your board either, you normie scum

>>79163888
What's with the quotations? Are you black but you haven't stolen anything in a very long time so you might have your negro credentials revoked?

I still wonder how I managed to get laid when I'm uglier than the average 4channer and definitely more socially retarded. God bless sluts I guess.

>>79163998
This desu. Nowhere as fun when you watched it again though.

>>79163178
Nah he's a good friend of Colton Haynes if you know what I mean.

>>79163711

The problem about being an old virgin isn't just plain lack of sex. It's the idea that no one has ever loved you enough to be intimate with you. It's the idea that you're missing out on romance, one of the main life experiences. It's the fact that there are many problems in your character or life that has led you to be regarded as disguising by humanity. Going to a prostitute won't make you not a loser.

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>>79164333
go on...

>>79165436

>be 12
>hiding in sisters closet so I can watch her friend change into bikini
>get perfect view of everything
>rubbing cock through shorts
>she slides open closet door
>asks if I like what I saw
>"y-yes"
>tells me to show my penis or she will tell my mom what I did
>I reluctantly whip it out
>"Aww it's so cute!"
>"My hand can cover your entire dick. My boyfriend is probably twice as big as your dick."
>She runs off to get a ruler and measures me
>laughs when she finds out her bf is more than twice as big
>She starts stroking faster and wants to see me cum
>I last about 90 seconds and have a few small spurts come out
>Tells me how much more her bf cums
>A few weeks later she was spending the night and made a subtle reference to my dick, her and sis laugh hysterically at me.

20 years later I am a well adjusted individual that pays hookers to spit on my dick and call it useless and wipe up my cum with TP, throw it in the toilet, piss on it and flush it down the drain.

>>79165836
>tfw my dick is 7.5" and even when I was 12 it was 6"
You should probably stay a virgin anon, don't pass on your dicklet genes.

>>79163596
>even negroes have done it

man i wonder why you aren't seeing any success with the ladies

>>79165931
Probably because he has too high of inhibitions and isn't a nigger.

>>79165931
lol

>>79165931
Now I feel bad because I'm not some fucking edgelord like that fag and I've never kissed a girl either. Turning 23 this month.
Worst part is a couple of girls did hit on me but I was either too much of a faggot or too stupid to realize it.

>>79166077
nice blog kid

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>>79163202
Can you imagine how tight best emma's little asshole is?

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>>79165836

>>79163711
Pretty much the only thing worse than being a 30+ year old virgin is a 30+ year old whos only had sex with prostitutes. Anyone with an even an ounce of self esteem realizes this trivial fact.

>>79166116
like, (You) and subscribe

If you are still a virgin at the age of 21 you are a lost cause.
I mean shit, you passed the time where most women are willing and naibe enough to have sex with you. How socially awkward can you be?

>>79166256
>you passed the time where most women are willing and naibe enough to have sex with you
But there will always be women that age. What am I reading.

>>79166290
But you won't be. Sure you could lose your virginity to some 17 year old but that would be just sad if you are over 21

>>79163012
But he got sucked off by a tarantula, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.

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>>79163596
>when your mom gets drunk at a big family wedding and introduces all the bridesmaids to you by asking them if they would consider marrying her 28 year old virgin son.
>the look of disgust on their faces

>over the age of 30
>no children
>""""""""""""man""""""""""""
Face it, if you're over 30 years old and haven't had a woman pop out at least one child you might as well be a virgin. You're a worthless waste of space, a loser. Die.

Daily reminder: You aren't a man unless you've killed your enemy in combat.

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>>79163064
>tfw

>>79163012
how are suck trashy movies still allowed to exist

>>79163012
Being a male virgin is actually much worse than other things. Intelligent drug dealers or beautiful strippers can be mega successful and are idiolized by society. No one considers being a male virgin an accomplishment, its the default state.

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>>79163812
>implying fascism is an internally coherent ideology

>>79163836
/thread

>>79163711
kill yourself

>>79163064
>Hollywood supposedly supports Asperger's
>yet shames virginity which is common with people who have Asperger's
never expect liberals to be consistent

>>79166446

lmao

men's reproductive age goes well beyond the 30s, with being able to pop HEALTHY children even at 50 or 60

you sound like a mad roastie tho, did you peaked already?

>>79163812
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/1995/06/22/ur-fascism/

>>79163012
Is this supposed to be a parody of shitty movies or have humanity finally gone too far? I look at the poster and honestly can't tell.

>>79163012
can you strip past the age of 20?

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>>79165394
This desu, I feel so undeserving of love, i'm a manlet, i'm destined to become a lower middle class wage cuck, i'm disgustingly ordinary, nobody besides my family would notice if i died, and even they would get over it quickly.

>>79167016
>I feel so undeserving of love
>i'm a manlet
correct judgement

>>79166821
you misunderstood me

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>>79163064
>tfw my younger cousin told me this

>>79163064
>I point out that was an unfunny mean joke that shames insecure men for not having had sex
>>>/t/umblr

>>79167010
I've only met one or two strippers under the age of 30. I don't know where this magical world is where hot 18 year old sluts are taking their breasts out at titty bars, but this is not the case in smaller towns. Most of them are janky white scum who have at least one kid, felony, or drug addiction, and 7/10 at best.

>>79165836
I'll take shit that never happened for 600, Alex

>>79164311
And because the number of women and men aren't the same.

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>>79165836
This can't be true. It's way too arousing.

>>79166164
Probably not that tight anymore.

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>>79163064
Mfw little brother AND little sister say it

they're 8 and 4 years younger, respectively

>>79167712
My little brother didn't start nagging about my virginity until I he turned 12

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>>79167925
He's 20.

What the fuck is wrong with being a stripper? My wife is a stripper and she's a really fine lady

Male virgins above a certain age should be culled, or at least castrated. We dont live in hyperviolent tribal societies anymore, in an age where we can fuck up and make the planet inhospitable with nukes in a single afternoon we really dont need throngs of hormonal men desperately competing with the alpha for pussy. I bet most of you pathetic male virgins would abandon your principles in a heartbeat of it meant a real chance at having sex with a beautiful woman.

>>79168106
>principles
They are virgins just becuase they can't score, no one choses to be a virgin. Not even religious people

I like how he still was the laughing stock of the group even though the rest were low lifes

>>79165394
>It's the idea that no one has ever loved you enough to be intimate with you.

This. I've had sex, but that didn't happen with any of my girlfriends. Both of whom were virgins. Basically left me with severe self-esteem issues.

>>79168148
I didnt mean they are virgin because of principles, I meant that they can easily be manipulated to abandon their normal principles because of their virginity. Its why some male virgin porn addict would never be trusted with important bank or military secrets. Also why people have evolved an instinctual negative response to them.

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>>79164035
>tfw virginity was lost at 13
Feels good, man

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>>79163064

Why the fuck is this website infested with so many virgins?

Can't you all just go outside and get pussy?

25 year old kissless virgin.

My brother's 9 years younger than me and I'm pretty certain he's gonna get laid first.

That will probably be the day I jump in front of a bus. Good stuff

>>79168477
>why is a website that catters to lonely bitter nerds that lack of social skills have a lot of virgins on it

gee anon I have no idea.

>>79168477
>Can't you all just go outside and get pussy?

Are you trying to trigger them

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>>79168564
The website doesn't cater to no one.

It's a free space where you are free to speak your mind.

>>79166256
I was 22. Some people are just late bloomers

>>79168727
yes dear

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>>79168477
Why the fuck are there so many non-virgins on this site? Why arent you spending time with your friends and lovers instead of talking anonymously with strangers on an anime website? I really dont get this mindset, if I actually had a social life I would be gone from this place in an instant. Why would anyone with options choose to come here?

>barely any Emma gets posted in this thread
0/10 thread Tbh

>>79168715
and that's why it's popular with bitter virgins without social skills. They can't be accepted in the real world so they come here where they can be autistic as they want.

>>79168846
I'm on a business trip

>>79166256
>How socially awkward can you be?
I never went outside

>>79168846
I'm wasting time at work. Only a few hours until I go home to my empty house and eat dinner alone and end the day with a bottle of bourbon.

>>79163064
She's not exactly wrong. Stop getting triggered by jokes.
>No_Fun_Allowed.jpg

>>79163517
I'm sure you would too if you were >6'0"

>>79164270
sexual peak right before menopause
dirty thirties senpai

>>79163833
You're a anxious guy

>>79166256
>>79166351
Do you mean you passed the timespan where you would take their virginity? Because women will fuck men at any age.

>>79169454
(not true, btw)

Reminder that if you complain about women being whores and having casual sex but have casual sex yourself, that 50% of the blame is yours.

You create used goods by sleeping around. Its not alpha, its hypocritical.

Have sex within a relationship.

>>79169773
>implying anybody here has sex

>>79163012
Out of all those, the drug dealer is really the only one who's objectively bad.

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I couldn't take being virgin anymore so I paid this black hooker for anal

Pic related

>>79169874
>selling weed
>bad

why? he sells weed in the movie btw.

the credits bloopers had that friends theme prank on it

>>79163012
In a sense it is. Sex can vary from a very basic form of affection to a physical manifestation of love. Most people do it, which makes it trivial. So if no one has ever gone for you, then there's clearly something wrong with you as a human being, in the sense that nobody wants you..

>>79168846
'cause we mobileposting now

>>79163888
Your mom simply wanted to make sure you didn't run off into the street, now hold her hand.

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I'm asian

>>79164035
Maybe I'm just warped by 4chan but I really wonder if this chart is true. At least now. I feel there is a way higher amount of virgin guys out there.

>>79168846
it's not like 4chan is a full time commitment lmao plenty of normal people enjoy the general sense of humor and conduct on this site. not to mention it's an easy pick-me-up to see autists flailing about because they can't get laid

>>79173530
>this is a real unironic post
Thanks, moot