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>>79155623
I unironically like these movies.

So the 3 of them have the most based pirate ships in existence, and suddenly there's bigger baddies than them?

I mean I guess they need some kind of story, but I think this shit has run its course. Will probably still see it, if only for Geoffrey Rush

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But Black Sails returned last sunday, not this sunday

GODDAMN this looks fucking good.

I'm so fucking hyped.

>>79155623
One of the franchise Disney keeps milking yet maintains (relatively) high quality. Now if only they could do the same for TRON...OH WAIT, they ditched in favor of SJWars.

I'll never forgive them for that.

>>79155682
me too

I see they're bringing Will back for this one, which makes sense since it's about the dead returning. As long as Elizabeth ain't in it to ruin everything.

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the new season of Black Sails already started, anon

>>79155682
I have to, it's the closest I'll get to Monkey Island: The Movie.

these movies are severely underrated (even normies parrot the "only the first movie is good meme)

second movie is literally only slightly worse than the first, third movie is noticeably worse than the second but still good, and the fourth movie is as good as if not better than the third

jack's gotten worse over the course of the series but it's still fun to see him and some of the other side characters are great as well

another thing that i noticed last time i rewatched them is that the comedic timing is really on point

the action scenes are very well done too, i'm seriously not even a huge pirate fag or anything and these are still my favorite movies

t. potc shill blogger

>>79155623
Fuck... this is either a very well made trailer or potentially the first good POTC sequel after Dead Man's Chest. Javier looks badass af and the fucking flying dutchman is back.

>>79155817
>if only they could do the same for TRON
Too bad its unlikely now. Maybe Netflix is going to give a try someday, but they'll probably reboot the whole thing.

>directed by two literally whos that worked on Marco Polo

ok

>>79156041
the music in this series is also very good. Even AWE had some good tracks.

>>79155623
This is going to be the greatest movie ever made.

>>79155623
Will Johnny Depp's ex wife JUST him of his pirate's booty?

>>79156076
>Even AWE had some good tracks.
AWE is the best movie and has the best score

Bite me

>>79156118
Only thing I didn't like about AWE was the plot as all over the place, but once the final battle took place it was decent.

Trailer looks great, maybe a little effects-heavy but still excited. I like Barbossa's new thing.

>>79156172
>>79156172
>little effects-heavy but
good thing tho? imean, you want a spectacle

or are you saying the effects look bad?

Reminder that Will Turner can only step on land for one day after 10 years. The last pirate movie with Will is AWE (2007), 10 years ago.

P O T T E R Y K I N O

>>79155680
do do do dah wap bee babba do dip bebop zuh boo boo dip dip dip poo

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im pretty sure these are the equivalent of prequels in the pirates Caribbean saga

>>79156260
God fucking damn things like these get me. Too bad Twin Peaks missed the beat by 1 year due to production issues.

>>79156041
I agree expect 4 is awful and the first 3 are all equally great

>>79155623
gg music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUYdgIyaPM

Can't wait for Javier Bardems villain. Gonna be great.

I really like the look of his ship, it seems that its gimmick is that it can "chop" trough other ships with its bow?

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2>1>3>>>>>>>4

>javier leading a charge on fucking water
>ON FUCKING WATER
10/10

>>79156436
4 would have been pretty bad overall I GUESS if it wasn't for basically every minute of the movie from where jack and barbossa are caught together and onward being pure kino

>>79155623
>series hailed for its wonderful original score
>opens with Johnny Cash

>trying and failing to make Geoffrey Rush appear young with awful CGI

>no explanation as to what's actually happening or why we should care

>that last pirates movie

just... let it die

Not that JC isn't fantastic for a good trailer, but it's already off to a bad start

>>79155623
First one was good, Second one was bad, Third one was pure shit, skipped the Fourth.

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>>79155623
>We need a bigger ship

Who hyped for a four way battle between the Black Pearl. Queen Anne's Revenge, Flying Dutchman and Salazar's Spooky Ship?

>>79156497
I would go

1 = 2 > 4 >>> 3

Mostly because I love Davy Jones, he's an awesome villain. The forth one is too messy, they literally go all around the world, the whole plot with Tia Dalma being a godess all of a sudden, and teasing a huge sea battle but then they just go NOPE and it's a 1v1 anyway.

The fourth one turned down a lot of the superfluous stuff and felt abit like the first one, got alot good bantz between Jack and Barbossa and also Cruz preggo tits

>>79156566
Salazar's ship is called the Silent Mary. I got that from the POTC wiki.

Also, i just find out this film cost about $320 million, and the fourth one is $378 million, literally the most expensive movie ever. I guess most of it goes to Johnny Depp (and probably the CGI too).

The Curse of The Black Pearl: 10/10
Dead Man's Chest: 6/10
At Worlds' End: 4/10
On Stranger Tides: 0/10

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>>79156566
>Salazar's Spooky Ship

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>>79156678
>and probably the GI too
Worth it.

>>79156678
>the fourth one is $378 million
WTF? Aside from the ships and CGI, that movie looks like something cost much less than that. I could believe the third one to cost somewhere around that, i guess you are right, no wonder Johnny keep doing these films.

black pearl: 8/10
chest: 8/10
world's end: 6.5-7/10
on stranger tides: 7/10

>>79156678

POTC4 is currently the most expensive film ever followed by POTC5 and then POTC3.

I don't even understand where all the money went on 4. it had the least CGI out of all the film's.

>>79156704
>>79156678
>(and probably the CGI too)
Yeah, except that Jones and his fish-peoples are in the second and third movie. The second is $225 million, the third is $300 million. The only major CGI scenes in the fourth is the mermaids and Blackbeard putting down the mutiny (which mixed with practical effects). What else could cost the movie that much?

>>79156678
More like $410.6 million

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean:_On_Stranger_Tides

Shit... you can make three or four blockbusters with that budget.

>>79156801
Well... that movie still get +$1.045 billion. Sure it still gets a mixed reviews but profit is a profit. I get what you are trying to say though.

So they're just the zombie pirates from the first one, expect they're always looking like zombies and speak like they're underwater instead of normally?

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>>79156801
Johnny Depp got over 50 million dollars for POTC 4

>>79156704
Back then i thought those are practical costumes with some CGI mixed in. It looks to fucking real.

>>79156260
Kek.

>>79156847
1: skeleton
2&3:fish people
4: hypnotized zombies
5: ghosts

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>>79156704
>this ship is too damp
>My feelers hurt
>I'm cold
>I wish I was at Tortuga drinking rum

B A R B O S S A
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>>79156847
This looks more similar to Dead Man's Chest.
>CGI main villain with spooky crew
>Creepy CGI ghost ship
>Jack went missiing
>Magical macguffin (the trident, which will be Salazar's main goal)
>Creepy magic woman (see pic related)

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Scooby Doo crossover when?

Still the best fucking CGI out there, and I have no idea how they do it.

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>>79155623
>Mfw Johnny Cash starts playing along with montage of pirate ghosts action

>>79156941
>tfw no one would eat your legs while watching kino

>>79156901
>2&3:fish people
And a bunch of nasty tea drinkers

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>>79156260
>mfw realizing that movie is ten years old

>>79155623
Undead again?

meh

>>79155944
>we gotta rescue the slaves!

get that cuck shit outta here

>>79155623
Looks like a CGI shitfest. Bloom already said they want it to be a "soft reboot". It's going to be shit.

>>79155914
Jack literally looks like he got squidified, so he's probably on his Davy Jones crew now.

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who designed this? why would they just remove part of the leg?

>>79157198
Or that picture is after a comedy escape part where he hides from Capt Salami covered in like mud or oil and he returns to the main meeting place

>>79157154
I wonder what they'll use next.

how was the last pirates movie?

>>79156600
I am really biased on 4 because I think Penelope Cruz might be the most beautiful woman of my lifetime except my wife and pirates are a huge fetish so I like it as much as 2.

>>79157208
because they're spoOoOky

Didn't you see the ghost guy that only had the lower half of his head from the first teaser?

>>79157208
Most of the ghost pirates are like that, missing parts of their body.

>>79156260
Reminder that the after-credits scene of AWE is Will coming back to Elizabeth and their son permanently because he fulfilled his ten years at sea

>>79155623
I missed this yesterday, just heard Johnny Cash but didn't know what it was

Damn I'm hyped

Will seems to be slowly turning, does that mean he's not been doing his duty as captain of the Flying Dutchman?

I dont understand why Jack's knuckle name is spelt JAKC

>>79157298
It's probably sped up transforming since Salazar's crew returned from the dead after Will/Jones got them in the Triangle

>>79157292
>Will coming back to Elizabeth and their son permanently because he fulfilled his ten years at sea
thats not how it works

>>79157298
I'm thinking Capt. Salazar not being passed into the afterlife has something to do with Will not being able to complete his task so he's slowly transforming.

>>79157249
don't listen to memers, it's good

basically the last half hour or something like that is really good, beginning is pretty good, it drags a bit and feels kind of empty/bland in the middle though

the final scenes are great

if you're here asking you might as well watch it

Pirates 4 is just so bad

The entire opening felt like a snl skit

>>79156497
PLEASE DON'T DIE
PLEASE DON'T DIE
PLEASE DON'T DIE
PLEASE DON'T DIE

>>79157307
>>79157312

Oh yeah, pretty obvious. I'm retarded

Thanks guys

>>79156041
The comedy thing is so true, like it does not sound like quips the actor says like in marvel movies, it seems like something the character would actually say.

>>79156566
I really hope the angle of the camera makes the ship look stupid, because if not, it is just a chopped off wheel.

Geoffrey Rush is the only good thing about these movies.

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>>79157428
>Why, thank you Jack...
>You are welcome
>Not you, we named the monkey Jack

>>79157485
one of my favorites, so natural and fluid.

>>79157311
There is literally a paper insert with the DVD copy of AWE where the writers explicitly state that IS how it works

>>79156497

Damn, his eyes are so fucking blue.

>>79156566
I fucking love this specific type of fantasy present in PotC, it's executed so well, even in shitty 4

>>79157531
It's the light

>>79157528
>There is literally a paper insert with the DVD copy of AWE
>Implying second-tier canon is legit canon
So long as something not mentioned/explained in the film or ambiguous enough, they can change it whatever they like.

>>79157311
It's currently one day in ten year right?

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>>79156566
I want that and i want to see these ghost sharks in action

>>79157662
not sure about the length hes allowed to stay on land but yeah once every ten years
then again theres ways to cheat like Davey did standing in a goddamn bucket of sea water on land. He should just tie bags of water to his legs or something
I wouldnt be surprised if they pulled shit like that in 5

>>79156497
Why is he so red?
I am worried.

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>>79157726
>fight in the middle of a giant tropical thunderstorm
>Will shows up, jumping from puddle to puddle

>>79157146
I now FEAH DEATTHHH.

>>79157809
He probably got a lot of sunburnt being a pirate in a tropical are.

Also, because Geoffrey Rush is getting old anon, that's what wil happen to you to one day. And we all know how it ends...

>>79157809
Ate too many apples.

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>>79157864
>the weapon that will be used against this tactic will be throwing stacks of these things in the puddles

>>79155623
Black Sails has been back for over a week now.

>>79158050
That new episode was pretty fucking good. Fuck Billy though.

>>79157704
>Get 'eaten' by ghost shark
>Swim out of the gapping hole in its corpse

WOW

>>79158114
The thing still has teeth anon. It'll rip you to fucking shreds.

Sharks dont just swallow you in one gulp.

Speaking of Bardem, what did you think of Goya's Ghosts? I think it's a severely underrated movie

>>79157704
>>79158114
>>79158135
The one shark in that picture i can identify is a hammerhead, its usually around 3-4 metres. Its not big enough to eat you whole, it'll bite and rip off a chunk of your flesh, leave you bleeding out, than his buddies will come to do the same until you are dead.

Sharks which hunt large prey usually don't just kill their prey in one hit, they want to avoid injury and not over-using their energy to kill something.

t. Nature documentary fag

>>79158114
>get 'eaten' by ghost shark
>your arms and legs slowly flows out of the gaping hole in its corpse and sinks, trailing blood into the uncaring sea as it goes off to eat another man, unable to satiate its hunger

so what are the special abilities of each ship? i cant remember what was special about the black pearl

>>79158233
It was the fastest ship in the world when sailing against the wind.

>>79156497
>Barbossa gets stabbed by Salazar
>He stole some gold from 1 back so he doesn't give a fuck
>Skeleton vs ghost fight

>>79158233
Fastest ship on the sea despite having ripped sails and being half-filled with water.

>>79158247
No that's the Dutchman. Because the Flying Dutchman was always spotted sailing against the wind.

>>79158197
I only know about that movie just now. I liked history/period movies, so i might try to check it.

>>79158266
Didn't the monkey steal a piece of gold at the very end ot eh first movie or something?

I remember something with the gold happening after they put it all back and killed everyone

>>79158233
>>79158271

>Black Pearl can run away the fastest

When you consider that this is what Jack does as frequently as possible, it actually makes a lot of sense that he asked for the Pearl.

>>79158281
Yes, and now the monkey is immortal. At the start of 2 it shows up in skeleton mode and Jack shoots it

>>79158281
Yep. Undead monkey was in the bottle in Jack's hands last I remember though.

>>79158233
Only the Flying Dutchman has special powers, with it gaining speed flying into the wind.

The Black Pearl is actually only fast with the wind thanks to the oars on the side. Otherwise its just a legendary cursed ship because despite its speed, its been sunk at least twice.

>>79158233
>Black Pearl
Fastest ship in the Caribbean

>Flying Dutchman
Extreme endurance, heavy artillery, can be submersible

>Queen Anne's Revenge
Can spits fire, can be controlled using Blackbeard's magic sword

>Salazar's ship
Most likely a stronger or equal version of Flying Dutchman, can be used to steam-roll enemy ship from the trailer.

What I never understood is how Barbossa is a Pirate Lord if he was originally under Jack Sparrow and then the mutiny happened. Then he somehow become Pirate Lord of the Caspian in the time it took him to find the gold? What the fuck happened to the original Pirate Lord of the Caspian and his crew?

>>79158350
Queen Anne's Revenge is remote controlled

>>79158365
Didnt Barbossa take the Queen Annes Revenge at the end of the last movie? why is he back in the fucking navy?

>>79158382

He did, who the fuck knows.

>>79158266
It'll be great, but in the last movie he can drink just fine (skeletons can't drink since their insides got decayed). Besides i doubt he wants to go through that experience again since he is totally tortured by it in the first movie.

>>79158382
Maybe he just want to use the costume? Or he simply gets away with being legally a privateer but a pirate in practice.

>>79155623
why do they keep making them? johnny broke?

>>79158435
>wanting to wear the uniform when the motherfucker has the best pirate outfit of the entire franchise

I really doubt anyone would be stupid enough to give up that hat desu.

>>79155623
>the monsters are unfinished CGI
wew

>>79158379
Maybe he became a pirate lord after they all became skeletons? It'd be pretty fucking easy for them to usurp the place of the last pirate lord at that stage, having both the fastest ship and being unkillable.

>>79158436
>why do they keep making movies that are liked and which make them money?

It certainly is a riddle for the ages.

This looks so boring

>>79155623
Is it just me or are they taking a darker tone with the pirates?

It's not as pandering to kids anymore.

And I gotta say - 3 or 4 of them are the say fucking movies with the same premise and same villain.

>>79158436
>disney
>abandoning a franchise ever

Why do people hate the 3th one? It had just what the other films had, just more.

>>79158379
>>79158488
Or your dumbasses could read the wiki

>Pirate Captain Hector Barbossa became Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea, and was wanted dead or alive by the East India Trading Company for piracy in the area.His predecessor was Borya Palachnik

>Boris Palachnik, sometimes called Borya, was a Russian Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea during the late 1720s However, his greed was so big that he and his men started slaughtering captured crews of merchant ships so they could keep their vessels and sell them, openly violating the Pirate Code. Thus organizing a fleet of rogue pirates, Borya became the scourge of the Seven Seas, until his luck run out when he knowingly targeted and sank the Cobra, a pirate ship of Hector Barbossa. A few months later, at Shipwreck Cove, Barbossa and the young pirate Jack Sparrow exposed Borya's actions to the Brethren Court, and he and his men were all sentenced to hang.
>A day before the execution, Barbossa visited Borya in a prison, where Borya apologized for the destruction of Barbossa's ship. Borya even gave him his most precious token, his Piece of eight, the sign of pirate lordship, thus making Barbossa the next Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea, though Barbossa didn't know the meaning of the Piece of Eight at that time. Borya even offered to give the Koldunya to Barbossa as a payment for the loss of the Cobra.

>>79158488
Its still odd though, why choose the Caspian? I mean their purpose I imagine originally was to take over the Pirate world. Which they took over the Caribbean from Jack and then the Caspian from whoever. I imagine that might have been the time the curse was too much and they started looking for the gold?

Its just always an odd thing. Especially now that there are famous pirates like Blackbeard, Salazar, etc. running around but they aren't Pirate Lords.

Or how Jack's father is Pirate Lord of the Madagascar during the Third Court, but that isn't a place for Fourth Court.

I really wish they had fleshed stuff like that out more properly or an entire movie was just focused on that stuff, because it was interesting in the 3rd movie, its just everything else was sort of lame.

I have just seen the fourth one and after hearing nothing but crying about how it is the worst movie ever I didn't think it was that bad.
It was just kinda bland.
I do not understand what people see in the other 3 if the 4th one is that offensive to them.

>>79158544
Stuff like that should be in the films.
>>79158538
Too much happened and it just drug on. That movie is one of the few instances when a Part 1 and Part 2 would have actually benefited heavily.

pirates 3 is my fuck you i liked it movie

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>>79156678
>I guess most of it goes to Johnny Depp (and probably the CGI too).
Probably the only reason he keeps doing them is to pay alimony.

>>79158582
>Stuff like that should be in the films.
Its in a prequel book for autists like us who ask these sorts of questions while normies just shrug it off.

You wanted to know why Barbossa was king of the caspian sea, theres the answer, a shifty russian gave it to him.

>>79155623
That music was pretty ill-fitting. I like Johnny Cash but he's overused as fuck.

At least Barbossa doesn't look like a hobo anymore. I'm hoping this movie reverses the downward trend the franchise has been on, though I'm not holding my breath. I'll probably go see it anyways.

needs more qt mermaids and CUTLER BECKETT??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBjcaRKZyA&t

>>79156704
I hate how badly CGI ages. They still look good though, I guess, although obvious.

>>79158538
Its mainly that marriage scene.
Makes me cringe just thinking about.

>>79158607
Wasn't him, just saying it should be in the film.

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So from the trailer, I think I know what is going on.

Salazar is almost certainly a Spanish captain/admiral of the Treasure Fleet that sunk because of the hurricane back in 1715. This explains the blinged out skull, and why the ship is torn apart. Jack probably is blamed for them dying because he probably took them into the direction of the hurricane on accident or some shit.

The Queen Anne is going to be destroyed, this sets the tone that Salazar isn't just some guy who can destroy British ships. He can also take out "special" ships too, and it serves as a skill check by having him take out Barbossa, whom a lot of fans like.

Then Salazar starts to hunt down Sparrow, and Jack Runs away because that's what Jack does. However once he is able to evade the Spooky Skeleton Ship, the ocean splits open in front of him and out pops the Flying Dutchman.

The Dutchman shows up because Salazar is supposed to be dead, but has escaped the locker like Jack did, except using Spoopy Caribbean magic. Will won't directly help Jack by just going and taking out the Dutchman for him, but rather he wants to use Jack as bait.

Jack won't go for it and sails away. Then who knows.

>>79158643
will literally walk out of the kinoma if they kill Barbossa desu senpai

>>79158643
Salazar seems to be based on Captain Brand.

When are we getting a flying ship with vampires for villains?

>>79158653

Either Barbosa dies, or Salazar leaves Barbosa alive on a dingey for someone to pick up after sinking the Queen Anne to serve a warning and "find Jack Sparrow" or some stupid shit.

This might be the outcome because clearly see Barbosa walking down a street (it's him, he has the coat, hat, and limp) towards the camera in the trailer, but it is just as likely that is an earlier scene.

>>79158544
>why would you discuss a movie and try to figure it out yourselves through discourse? Just read the wiki!

Fucking millennials.

>>79158692
I'd rather see something involving Fiddler's Green.

>>79158538
Too long and had too much pointless/stupid shit in it.

Why was blackbeard's sword broken again? Why wasn't the point shaped into a proper point?

>>79158699
Circlejerking and making up shit when there is an answer already provided and easily available is retarded.

>known for having a lot of cool creatures
>they couldn't have Blackbeard's beard filled with burning smoking fuses
wasted desu

How are people excited for this?

No, seriously, how? the last two were painful to sit through and then looking at the people involved with it I'm sincerely shocked to see so many positive posts

>>79158725
People are always hopeful for pirate related things.

>>79158675

That article is two years old senpai. Shit obviously changed. Brand wasn't dead, Salazar is. And if we assume that they are taking the real Captain Brand as the basis still, then this would mean that Jack killed Salazar Muppet Treasure Island style; which I just don't see happening. Simply because Salazar has a whole crew of dead guys at his disposal.

>>79158612
Yeah they should at least have done a sea-shanty cover of the song.

>>79158712

Aesthetic reasons, someone from Atlantis made it.

>>79158722
>cast Ian McShane as Blackbeard
>give him LITERALLY nothing to do

>>79158747

The opening of 2 was the best part of the movie because of the sea shanty.

>>79157809
Scurvy.

how many undead pirate armies are there? four? they make a new one each movie

>>79158725
>liked the first movie a lot
>mostly enjoyed the second movie
>third movie was a mess but had some good moments here and there
>fourth movie was pretty bad

I just really liked the first movie, and enjoy the concept/setting. Despite how far the franchise has fallen, its style of action-adventure is still more compelling to me than most shit Hollywood pumps out.

>>79158767

This seems to be a trend in his career recently.

>hired onto GoT
>thought he'd get to chill his actor buddies
>"Nope, you are appearing for five minutes in one episode before being killed off. Sorry m8."

At least we got American Gods to look forward.

>>79158767
I still can't believe how they managed to make Blackbeard so boring.

>>79158725
Peoples like these movies and talked a lot about it around here if you lurk around often enough. The second movie is often considered to be the best due to Jones and the fourth is considered better than the third.

I personally loved the first three, not really liking the fourth so much, though i think its still an okay movie.

We already had skeleton ghost things though

>>79158778

Two.

Dutchman and Salazar. Blackbeard's crew wasn't undead, they were all normal dudes, even Blackbeard. The Skeletons are all gone except the monkey.

>>79158809
>The second movie is often considered to be the best due to Jones and the fourth is considered better than the third.

You made that up.

>>79158791
Ian McShane's condition for doing GoT was a one episode appearance

>>79158809

That's a fucking pack of lies.

>>79158821
Some of them were zombies tho

>>79158816
These aren't skeleton ghosts. They're ghost ghosts.

>>79158848

What? Blackbeard's guys? When? Show me a pic, I only ever watched it one time because I was so fucking bored I wanted to shoot myself.

Why do the ghosts have weird floaty CGI?

Johnny must really need the cash.

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>>79158874

>>79158896

It's to make them look like they're still underwater

>>79158874
Pretty sure they even used the Z-word in the movie

>>79158874
I've seen it twice and I can barely remember shit.

Where do dead people go? Why did Jack go to a desert?

>>79156678
>I guess most of it goes to Johnny Depp (and probably the CGI too).
And most of the cgi goes towards unJUSTing Depp's face

>>79158902
That makes sense

>>79158926

Only things I remember was the beginning with the escape fakeout, the part where Barbossa is tied up to a tree with Jack and they escape because of his fake leg, and then that one dude being taken under the water with his mermaid waifu to drown.

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Offical synopsis.

>"Down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil’s Triangle bent on killing every pirate at sea – notably Jack.

>Jack’s only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry Turner (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy and the son of Jack's old friend Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), who now leads the cursed crew of the Flying Dutchman. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifull small and shabby ship, Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill-fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has never faced."

>>79158986
>Dying Gull
WHERE IS THE PEARL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79158986

>Henry Turner

What the fuck? Are they saying there was like a 20 year gap between 3 and 5? That's insane. Barbossa would be dead as hell from old age.

>>79159014

Pearl was in the trailer, you literally see it riding that giant crevice in the ocean. It's the only ship in the entire series with black sails, and so it is instantly recognizable.

>>79158986
>Kaya Scodelario
so sexy, my skinsfu is getting famous

>>79158986
>Down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow
>The Dying Gull
>Recent spate of ill fortune

J U S T

>>79159019
Maybe that Calypso revival deal added some extra years to his natural lifespan.

>>79156000
This.
I honestly think since Monkey Island was an LucasArts game ,they had access to Hollywood scripts, and Pirates Carribo is wicked mutant of it,or, somewhere in time them 2 things were one.
But on other hand Black Sails , with exception of couple really cringey and OVERly dramatic scenes is probably most underappreciated show ATM.

>>79159041

They are really pushing plausibility with that shit.

Why does Will's son need to be in the movie? Besides, could you imagine him fucking Keira Knightly with his barnacle dick? I am so confused as to why he even has barnacles on his face. The 3rd movie went and showed that the state of the Dutchman and the crew was a direct reflection of the captain, and Will was nothing like that. Hence why they all turned back to looking normal at the end.

>>79159019
So he drank a single drop from the fountain of youth or got a lease on life through some other means.

>>79159075
I think the barnacles imply that Will has been negligent. Maybe because the villains managed to escape death.

>>79159082

Fountain of Youth didn't work that way, and he never did, but it's irrelevant because they're just doing this for reasons.

>>79159075

She was pregnant at the end of 3

How do they manage to make a ghost less scary than that lad from no country for old men? For fuck's sake

>>79159093
Yeah, that's what I'm assuming too. Will obviously screwed up somehow with Salazar out there.

>>79159103

Nigga, do you think she just banged him once?

>inb4 they pull some "tragic" background shit where she died from childbirth and their son has been neglected this whole time

>>79155697
but it will be over (last season unfortunately) before Pirates comes out.

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>>79158722
But there were. Just not really obvious

>>79158379
Because Pirates 3 is a poorly written mess.

>>79158809
Pretty much right

>>79159137
>dat poop on the left ship


thicccc

>>79159093
>>79159119

What if Salazar escaped the locker because of Tia Dalma? She is still out there, albeit as like a sea deity now or some shit. Could have been some sort of friction between her and Will.

>>79159140

It also has a fucking horrible first half hour.

Why they thought doing a cold opening with Jack as like some sort of Voodoo Tribe's sacrifice is beyond me was a good idea is beyond me.

>>79159195
That's in the second movie. Third movie has the Chinese pirates with Chow Yun-Fat.

>>79159212

Fuck you're right, I always forget about that god damn shit.

>>79159195
>>79159212
>>79159259
t b h
2 and 3 are basically 1 movie. You have to watch them back to back

>>79158699
Not mill but I do kinda agree with him, knowledge is not adopted at birth, there has to be source somewhere, even if we discus Hollywood history

>>79157208

How does that work? Does that bird have a floating foot following it around when it flies?

>>79159259
To be fair he's in it for like two seconds for Keira Knightly to take his ship, cloths and crew from his cold dead hands.

>>79159297
I think so. Being a ghost and all

>>79159305

Why the fuck were they even in Asia in the first place?

>>79159297
Have you seriously never seen a depiction of an immaterial ghost before?

>>79159315
To gather the pirate lords to free Calypso

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>>79159315
for MORE STEAM

>>79155682
That's because they're good movies.

>>79159315
To appeal to the asian audience?

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I really want a sea-shanty version of Ain't No Grave, now. I can totally picture a band of men walking around the capstan singing about there being no grave to hold them down(because they'll be buried at sea). And the trumpet/rise right out of the ground being remade slightly into also being about the bell signalling that you have to come up on deck for your shift. The whole thing gets this whole literal dimension to it.

That effect that makes Salazar and his crew seem like they are constantly underwater is actually neato.
I'm surprised that they were willing to make Turner look a bit more ugly as he gets that barnacle shit on his face like the old crew did.

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>>79158612
this, why use cowboy/western music for a pirate flick

>>79155623
that part from 0:59 to 1:01 where javier is at the wheel is fucking incredible, anyone else agree?

>>79159364
I read on wikipedia and a couple other sites that this movie is cut/censored in China because they don't like having a chinese playing a villain in a blockbuster movie.

>>79159431
>Dutch
>on the same level as the Irish
You got me triggered there, anon

>>79159469
But he gets to be a good guy on his death bed

>>79159123
>he hasn't watched the after-credits scene from AWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZY7l2a1fq8

>>79159400
Read that post with astonishment and interest.

>>79159507
>he gets to be a good guy on his death bed
>Literally just a moment before he rapes/beats Elizabeth

Also, Lizzie is the only one close enough to him to pass the pirate lord artifact/captain position, and he believes she is a magical sea deity at that point. So... it doesn't look that good tbqh

>>79159423

Orlando Bloom isnt the lead in this flick, so they dont give a fuck.

>no ragetti and his pal

What's the point?

>>79159431
I hardly know what to make of that, although it seems safe to assume someone's got it in for Italians and is a serious Hellenophile.

>>79159315
It was Singapore. Pirates raided there. Makes sense there would be a Pirate King there.

>>79158722
I remember his beard had smoking fuses in his introductory scene

>>79159617
They probably ended up rich and living a life of luxury somewhere. Or at least I hope they did..

>>79158837
No, the character was written for only one episode before hiring McShane. Stop being fake news

I never saw 4. What plot stuff did i miss that's gonna carry over into this one?

>>79159710
>Stop being fake news
Trumpkin pls go

>>79159766
Barbossa has Blackbeard's ship now and doesn't need to argue with Jack over the Pearl anymore.

>>79159766
None, because you have plenty of time to watch it before this premieres.

>>79159766
Barbossa now has a magical ship called Queen Anne's Revenge.

That's basically it.

>>79159710
>Stop being fake news
>You Won't Believe How Sexy This Vikings Game Is!
>30 Times Pokemon Go Went Too Far

It's gonna get worse afore it gets better, uh-huh.

>>79159773
...You do know the fake news thing started with Merkel and her cronies trying to censor news on the refugee crisis right? She pulled Zuckerberg into it and everything.

>>79159800
>>79159773
Both of you fuck off and stop ruining a comfy thread.

>>79159828

Probably should be telling off the guy who started this as well anon.

>>79155757
No it doesn't and you shouldn't be.

>>79159851
>STOP having fun!

>>79159888
Normalfag pleb retort.

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>meme ships and hocus-pocus boats

Who believes in this shit anyway?
>b-but muh black sails and no survivors

Make way for the fastest vessel on the Seven Seas, the HMS Interceptor!

>>79159938
Didn't the Interceptor get blown up?

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>>79159927
You are without doubt the worst poster ITT I've ever heard of

>>79159975
>replying with a quote

Fuck off to reddit you worthless drone, you disgust me

>>79159938
Man, I'd kill to have a movie where a regular crew on a Royal Navy ship suddenly comes across spookiness that nobody believes in at first. Like, just a horror movie set on a sailing ship, following the surgeon or captain as the ship's crew starts growing paranoid and more and more people simply disappear in the night as they race across the Atlantic.

>>79159993
I just don't understand why you even open this thread, man

>>79159975
Ah, but you HAVE given him a (you)!

>>79160025
>pirate horror
fund it

>>79160028
>Keeps replying
>Giving me free (You)'s with the normiest of retorts
>If you don't like it, why comment? :(

I thought you people died out

>>79160025
Doctor who episode curse of the black spot is kinda like this

William growing sea parts meant he also neglected his duties right?

>>79160193
Yeah, but it was also a Doctor Who episode. Too flimsy to really be great.

Has there been a Dracula adaptation that actually focuses on the sea voyage where Dracula eats the whole crew along the way?

>>79159766
What the others said

They also might bring back Blackbeard's daughter, who Jack tricked into drinking from the fountain of youth

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>undead scary pirates
>again
>johnny pleb in the trailer


Stand by for a flop

>>79160219
It's going to be a joke that he constantly goes back to fuck keira knightley

>>79160025
the were going to make a movie about a Royal Navy ship fighting giant sea monster at one point called "There be Monsters"

sadly the project seems to be dead now

>>79157208
That just looks stupid. I thought it was a zombie bird, not the partially invisible man bird.

>>79160375
>zombie bird

There's your mistake, it's a ghost bird.

>>79158538
when I first watched the third movie as a kid I hated it because everybody kept betraying everybody over and over again

but having watched all three of them recently I gotta agree with your statement. It´s just doing the same what the first two movies did in an actual charming and interesting way

the only really criticism I still have about the third one is that it has to much different plots and rushes through them all. Saving Jack and the final battle between the pirate lords and the navy should have been two separate movies

>>79157249
the mermaids were hot. that's all I remember

>>79155623
Who was the girl? Anyone know?

>>79160922

Baldy with the tats? No clue.

>hey remember that killer from NCFOM? Yeah paint his face white and say he's a ghost

>>79155623
>there will never be a Pirates of the Caribbean film without a supernatural plot element

>>79160987
We need flying ships

>>79160942
Nah the girl on the beach the pirates were chasing? Was that Keira? It kind of looked like her

>>79155623
At least Bloom is back in this one.

>>79160987
What would be the point of that?

>>79161063
New girl who is an astronomer

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>>79155623
>dat cgi blur again

>>79157292
He's growing barnacles all over his face, so I'm doubting that's the case. But we'll never know until it comes out.

>>79158365
But that sword can controll any ship within its range, not just the Queen Anne's Revenge. That's how the Pearl was seized and why Barbossa cut his own leg off.
It would be cool to see that thing again.

>government fleet
>ghosts
>seamen
Have we already exhausted the supply of monsters that we are back to ghosts?

>>79161340
What else is there to use? Pirate werewolves? Pirate vampires?

>>79158848
Except these are actual real-life zombies, aka chemically lobotomized people who are buried in a near-death state only to be dug back up days later and used as servants to the bokor sorcerer.

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>>79161251
>rope coiling around your leg
>have sword
>cut off leg instead of rope

Barbossa was kind of a retard.

>>79161403
One of them took a sword to the chest and was fine. They were magical ones.

>>79161340
>>79161389

We haven't had ghosts yet, though. And a ship filled with vampires who have to keep sailing around the world ahead of the sun could be neat.

>>79157513
how is that any different from

>Take care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
>Loki killed eighty people in two days.
>He's adopted?

>>79161442
For a start, every single word is different.

>>79161426
>vampires who have to keep sailing around the world ahead of the sun
PotC6 confirmed

>>79161131
Having a normal pirate adventure? There's a lot of bizarre shit that real pirates did that is ripe for cinematic treatment.

No one gives a shit about this "lore" and it's not even written well. There's a reason these movies are called Disney's Transformers.

>>79161454
cheeky cunt

>>79161442
Second, it's geoffrey rush
He would've pulled off that joke just fine

That being said, that's one of the quips I didn't really mind as it did kind of fit

>>79161516
That would've worked as first movie. But after having so many movies with supernatural shit, a normal pirate story would be kind of dull. It would have to be a stand alone film, which is fine by me t b f

>>79161516
Nigga it's an adaptation of a Disney ride with talking skeletons. They're not going to suddenly make it a regular pirate adventure.

I'm all for more movies set on the high seas without all the supernatural stuff, but expecting the PoC franchise to go that route is fucking stupid. It's their thing that sets them apart from regular pirate movies. Just do what I do and hope for a Master And Commander 2 before Crowe and Bettany become too old.

>>79155623
Looks Meh. This franchise hasn't been good since the 4 movie
>>79156041
I kind of agree with you but the third one was definitely the best

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>>79161608
>franchise hasn't been good since 4
>third one is the best

>>79161389
at one point there were going to find atlantis and fight ancient robots that were left behind to guard the city

>>79161685
>PoTC cartoon with the same artstyle as Atlantis

Kids would love it.

>>79161608
i have like no memory of there even being a fourth
>third one is the best
nice b8

>>79156260
Or just use a bucket filled with sea water, retard can wander around on land all day

>>79161773

I liked the trilogy but 1 is definitely the best even as great as Davy Jones is in 2

>that majestic first shot of Jack on the mast as it pulls back to reveal his boat is barely above water as he smoothly steps onto the port.

Verbinski knows his shit.

>>79156329

well at least in internal chronology it's still 25 years later

when Season 2 ended it was still 1989 and the new season will be set in 2014

>>79157972

kek

>>79161849

based af

>>79160987

the first one was pretty grounded, yeah you had the undead pirates but they were still using a normal ship and normal weapons

>>79160273


you're probably one of those retards who always says that the next marvel movie will be a flop

>>79155623

>that floating hair above water

10/10 cgi

>>79161608

>third one the best

wat

>>79156600
>The forth one
I think you're thinking of the third one

NEW THREAD

>>79161974

>>79161974

>>79161974

>>79156076
The music is just Hans Zimmer cannibalizing and extending the track to Gladiator.

>>79160025
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duc_de_Dantzig_(1808_ship)

>After the last mention of her, Duc de Dantzig disappeared without a trace. She might have been cruising in the Atlantic or in the Caribbean at the time, and either been destroyed in a night encounter against a British frigate, or in a tropical cyclone.[1]

Napoléon Gallois later relayed the legend that an unspecified French frigate had encountered the wreck of Duc de Dantzig drifting at sea, covered with dried blood and the putrefying corpses of her crew, many crucified to the masts or the deck. There were no signs that she had been in a recent battle: no new shot holes, and her sails and rigging were intact. Some blood-stained papers found in the captain's cabin identified her captain as François Aregnaudeau. The crew of the frigate set the brig ablaze.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ourang_Medan
>The story has appeared in various magazines and books on Forteana, beginning with a 1953 article in Fate Magazine. Authors such as Jessup speculate that the crew might have been attacked by UFOs[14] or paranormal forces prior to their deaths. Circumstantial evidence cited by these sources includes the apparent absence of a natural cause of death, the reportedly terrified expressions on the faces of the deceased, and rumors that some of the dead were "pointing" towards an unknown enemy.

>>79157169
only the cuck Billy wanted to save them though

>>79161944
>they were still using a normal ship

No they weren't. The Pearl was a fucking ghost ship who was faster than all the other ships despite having holes in its sails and shit.

>>79158745
>ywn see Muppet Treasure Island successfully integrated into the rest of the Pirates canon

Why even sail the seas

>>79161605
>Master and Commander 2
But women in the audience wouldn't understand it.

>>79162782
>implying Master and Commander 2 wouldn't bring in the whole romance/cucking paranoia subplots from the novels

Women sure as fuck would understand Diana and Sophie.