Why didn't any of the Hobbits die from convection? You don't

Why didn't Elrond just stab Isildur and throw him and the ring into the lava?

Is there a serious reason?

>>79148401
Magic lava

>>79148447
"No" disables an opponent for 1 turn.

>>79148450
Aka ' s'perm's'pit' '

>>79148447
Isildur wearing the ring would have ripped Elrond a knew one

Why didn't Celebrimbor Judy throw the ring into Mt. Doom right after he made it?

>>79148450
this

>>79148401
cool air from the cave enterance

>>79148401
Because the writers didn't write the script to have them die.

>>79148514
Not if he stabbed him in the back.

You can't sink in lava at all. You'd be able to stand on lava like you could stand on pavement, assuming you didn't catch fire immediately.

>>79148525
Just*

That's what I get for phone posting at work.

>>79148629
>assuming you didn't catch fire immediately
Why would you assume that, you tremendous goofball?

>>79148525
Sauron created the one, imbecile

>>79148706
To demonstrate the density of lava without immediately killing you in a hypothetical example you braindead simpleton

>>79148618
He'd have stood no chance at that. Isildur was extremely bad-ass.

>>79148743
You don't have to be so mean about it, you fucking asshole!

>>79148447
because they didn't actually go up to mount doom

Isildur's dad and brother have just been slain by Sauron. They just were simply not in the mood to try and deny him such a war-spoil.

as well the full evil nature of the ring was unknown to them. If was only after he and his army was utterly slaughtered and the ring lost it was known as Isildur's Bane.

>>79148447
>elrond kills isildur
>thousands of years of wars between elf and man

>>79148447

>why didnt elrond want to start a thousand year old war between men and elves and permanently end any hope of a future alliance between the free races

gee

>>79148401
Why weren't their lungs instantly sear into uselessness from the superheated air in that cavern they were in?

Why didn't their tough calloused hobbit feat start smoking and scorching from standing on that rock sticking out over the lava, where it had been heating for years in a super blast furnace?

There's an exit, wasn't this, up there, up the mountain. Up. Not the door. Up. There was door and cave entrance in books too, no, there? Or yes? Anyway, exit up there, air flows up there. It's possible to get close isn't it. People get close to lava all the time, there's videos and shit. Not impossible

>>79148447
Imagine Elrond leaving Mt. Doom and trying to explain to the race of men why he killed their leader over some magic ring that just happened to only be known between the two of them and that Elrond just happened to destroy so there was no evidence of it

>>79149555

No witnesses. He could have chucked the corpse into the lava and called it a tragic accident.

But I'm sure Tolkien made it canon that elves cannot be duplicitous or some shit

>>79150657
"He fell in, I tried to save him but it was too late."

Easier than screwing a light bulb onto the top of your wizard's staff.

What did the Fellowship use for toilet paper when they were walking in the wilderness and had to take a dump?

>>79150771
fucking leafs

Universal Human bounciness causes spontaneous human combustion, which is a basic human right, to he human, ah, ntromorphicism will always be thoughf, rodol. So, you see, in many ways, that's where lesbians came from. #thelesbianatheistconspiramynnhhh

>>79150804
Since when does Canada exist in Middle Earth?

>>79150827
read the book

>>79150827
US, too, because there be eagles!

>>79150724
i suppose you're right. but rly most posters could probly think of a way to get out or into any situation regarding middle-earth shit.

>>79150827
it doesnt. middle-earth is supposed to be a forgot pre-history of earth. in the after effect of some reshaping or cataclysm deluge

>>79148401
>Desperate, Hagen jumps into the Rhine after the Ring, but falls to his death as the Rhinemaidens drown him