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>go to cinema to see toy story 14: andys prostate cancer
>ticket jockey tells me my kino license has expired
>need to pay them $56 and write a ten page essay about why Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Road Chip was the best film of the trilogy
>turn in the essay and barely pass, now I have to take my film watching test
>have to watch the entire star wars prequel trilogy and then reenact it in front of a panel of judges
>just barely survive the reenactment, almost beef the amadala parts
>get my kino license and take it to the ticket booth triumphantly
>"one ticket for toy story 14 please!"
>"you have to go through the penis inspection first, sir"
>i have been jelqing my penis so i pass this inspection easily
>"may I see your kino license?"
>I hand him my license
>"sir, this isn't a kino license, this is a flick license, I'm afraid all you're permitted to see is Bye Bye Man. We're going to have to detain you for attempting to see kino with insufficient clearance"
>cinema security sneaks up and tazes me in the neck
>get dragged off to the holding cell for three years
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>forgetting about the no singles policy
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>>79135082
of course some faggot would make a realistic drawing of frog punching you pepe
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This is why the British system is better.
You only need to go to a couple of classes and then take a test. Very simply really.
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>>79135082
Have you considered maybe buying stock in an independent cinema? That way you get to use the place without the jockeys riding you.
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>>79135082
thats what you get for trying to watch kino while not having a kino license, faggot
goddamn i hate you stupid reddit cucks
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If a new toy story movie came out, it couldn't be the original toys.
It'd have to be a modernized variant of the first.
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>>79135082
You posted that yesterday and at least one other time today. That thread was 2 days ago. Stop, this is too sad.
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>>79136400
Toy Story 4 is literally being made this very moment.
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>>79135082
You should have just signed up to join the theater fighter's guild. They have lifetime kino passes
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best mene
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