How to get into Star Trek? Where should I start? And finally,

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>>79134931
>I'm a big Mass Effect fan.

>>79134931
Start by watching the movies in order of release

Watch TOS, Movies 1-4, TNG, First Contact, and DS9 in that order. Forget about everything else.

Alice eve is a slut

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>>79135128
Step one would be to ignore this retard.

>>79134931
Liar, Mass Effect fans don't exist after 3.

>>79134931
Just watch TNG as DS9, skip everything else.

watch the series and ignore the movies. star Trek movies are crap.

Watch the even numbered movies with TOS cast, the next generation (season 1, maybe 2 will be hard at times but it gets better) then rest of the trek movies. Then DS9.

>>79135128
6 is one of the top 3 Trek films and the true end of TOS. Your shit opinion immediately discarded.

God help anyone who tries to watch the fifth movie though.

>>79135128
Wait, you're advising me to start by watching all 79 episodes of the original series from the 60's?

>>79135046
>>79135128
>>79135221
>>79135263
>>79135266

Thanks, I can see there is a confluence of opinion on this issue.

>>79134931
I mean, there are a lot of similarities between ME and Trek, but they're also extremely different. If you are into at least entry level sci fi you'll probably enjoy them but some of the older shows/movies may be a little dated for you.

Not trying to sound condescending but if you have played that game first before getting into Trek you are probably quite young and didn't grow up watching it like most fans. I mean, I'm only 23 but I always watched TNG as a kid and also all original movies with my dad. I haven't seen all of the shows by any means but some of them are hit and miss.

If you want a starting point I'd say just go for the original movie or TOS but you may find that some of the effects can be extremely cheesy and over the top (particularly in the movie), however, if you can look past those bits and you will probably enjoy it.

>>79135128
>Movies 1-4, TNG, First Contact, and DS9 in that order
This is the patrician order, however Voyager does have a few very good episodes. Just a few.

>>79135592
I was born in late 98 and I've seen all the shows with my mum as well, our generation was basically only exposed to it through our parents.

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>it's a those darn kids are up to making mischief again at the shopping mall in outer space episode

DS9 sucks

pic related: stinky space hag from DS9

>>79134931
You may have a hard time with TOS and early TNG seasons, as they're mostly non-serialized. Each episode is an adventure-of-the-week, and with a few exceptions there's no real lasting character growth or continuity from one episode to the next. TNG starts to grow out of this in its third season and onward. The TOS crew doesn't really get much growth or continuity until the movies.

DS9 is a fan favorite particularly because it's mostly a serialized show of long plot arcs and the events of the series have lasting effects on the characters and their relationships. There's also a lot of galactic politics and interaction between various humanoid and non-humanoid aliens. If you're a Mass Effect person, DS9 will feel the most familiar.

Voyager attempts to keep the long plot arc formula of DS9 but on the more familiar Trek setting of a federation starship on an exploration mission. Unfortunately it suffers from a lot of mediocre scripts and a few notoriously bad ones. There are some great episodes, but it's a real drop in quality from DS9.

Enterprise is a prequel series, around 100 years before TOS. It starts out really bad, finally gets good in the third season, and gets pretty great in the fourth season immediately before getting cancelled. Overall it's not really worth watching unless you're familiar with the rest of Trek and can enjoy it for the fan service.

>>79134931
https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/wiki/where_should_i_start
sorry for plebbit but that's a very solid thing here

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Check out TNG and then TOS, ignore the TNG movies

>>79134931

Fucking hell, Alice Eve is literally perfect.

How's her ass?

Start with TOS. Watch every single episode, from the beginning, in production order. If you don't like it, then come back here and we'll tell you which episodes to skip. When you're done, watch TNG.

Or

Start with TNG. Watch every single episode, from the beginning. If you don't like it, then come back here and we'll tell you which episodes to skip. When you're done, watch TOS.


After you've finished with both TOS and TNG, then it's time to watch DS9.

>>79135346
How do you expect to get into the franchise without watching it?

>>79134931
Watch the JJ movies and then watch the Motion Picture and Wrath of Khan. Continue watching if you like it

>>79136505
I liked Nemesis sue me

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>>79136589
Bane?

Don't go into Star Trek expecting Mass Effect. The races in Star Trek are far less developed.

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>>79136523
Not taking home any trophies, but not bad.

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>>79136832

>>79134931
i only liked the original series, but the first episodes were kinda shit.

almost every space episode is shit actually

>>79134931
post her neck

>>79136523

I hope they make a 4th Trek movie and she is in it. With no Chekov they could use another lead. It was really a shame she wasnt even in Beyond at all.

>>79136701
Jolan 4U

>>79136954
Which order did you watch it in?

>>79137062
What does that matter

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>>79135685
Fuck off samefag, as you've been told, The Undiscovered Country is a great film and bridges the gap between TOS and TNG.

just start with TNG

>>79136556
Tbh, the 60s show is really really cringe when it comes to science and anything dealing with computers. You can skip it safely, Kirk isn't THAT great, just watch the TOS movies.

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>>79136954
Could you narrow down 'space episode'?

I think I agree with you, I'm just not 100% sure.

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>>79137285
>really really cringe

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>>79137285

>>79135175
he's absolutely spot on

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OP, start with TNG season 1. If you find it too goofy for your taste, then you can skip to season 3 because Gene Roddenberry is dead by then. After you finish TNG you can either go back and watch TOS the series, or you can watch the TOS movies. After, you should watch DS9, from there it's all up to you. TNG movies are generally pretty bad, but some people like them. Voyager has some good moments, but it's also complete shit at times, and I never bothered to watch Enterprise, so I can't speak to that.

Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Ba8s9giBY

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>>79137385
>Skipping ST6
>Pretending VOY and ENT never happened.
>Ignoring ST09 and STB

Shameful display, Anon.

>>79137079
You're saying that the first episodes were shit, so I want to know if you started with production order (good episodes) or airdate order (shit episodes).

>>79137495
>pretending to like JJshit
False flag, right?

...Right?

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>>79137538

>mass effect fans after 3

why?

also mass effect is a rip off of babylon 5 more than anything else

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>>79135685
>first contact
>patrician

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>>79135149
>tfw no blue-green eyed alice eve gf

Man it fits so well. I wonder why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCmvTahJ6U8

Why not just watch it in release order? I figured that was what everyone did till I started browsing /tv/

>>79137285
>really really cringe when it comes to science
Anon the entire franchise is bullshit when it comes to the science.

>>79137591

I haven't gotten to the ending yet but it's been great so far. Much better gameplay and I like the character interactions more.

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>>79137659
>tfw no blue skinned Taylor gf.

>>79137591
Babylon 5 is a ripoff of Star Trek.

Star Trek is a ripoff of Forbidden planet.

Forbidden Planet is a ripoff of The Tempest.

The Tempest is a ripoff of Naufragium and De orbe novo.


REALLY
MAKES
ME
THINK

>>79137739

I replayed ME1 about 4-5 times, ME2 twice.

I haven't touched anything ME since 3. The last third of the game and the overall story is just shit and ruined.

And the new game looks shit too.

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>>79135149
That's a lie faggot, shut up.

>>79136586
No start with the comic X-men crossovers. Then the animated series

I actually want a comic with Worf and Logan getting drunk and bar brawling

>>79137739
When you say gameplay I assume you mean combat, which is true. 3 has the best combat. In terms of gameplay it's horrible. Terrible custimization options, terrible companions and for some reason no companions from 2 joins in 3. Quests are "scan this planet" fetch quests. Interactions are close to non-existant and unless you romanced one from ME1 you get next to nothing.

>>79137803
What do you mean it looks just like Mass Effect 3. and 70% of that game was very very good.

>>79137989
No it wasn't.

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>>79137989
>70% of that game was very very good.
first of all >>>/v/
secondly, "No."

>>79137729
In some areas but in others scientists actually wrote in to advise them on things. When fans said teleportation can't happen they invented the heisenburg compensators. One thing i love about Star Trek is that they allowed fans to shape a lot of it. Well until now. Dickwads don't allow fan films anymore

>>79137989

Mass Effect 3 is mostly shit piled upon shit with some really really good and amazing parts. But those amazing parts are like 10% of the game.

I hate that fucking game.

>>79134931
Start with the original pilot of The Original Series (the one without Kirk)

Then watch (in order)
>The Original Series
>Movies 1-6
>The Next Generation / DS9 / Voyager
- these overlap so start each one as it comes in date order
>Movies 7-10
>Enterprise
>Maybe The Animated Series if you're into furries
>Nu-Trek movies

l;dr - watch it all faggot

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>>79138221
Best answer yet.

just watch the best episodes of TOS and TNG. then you can go back and watch other episodes.

then you can watch all of DS9.

watch the movies whenever.

>>79138039
>>79138042
>>79138130
Well I had fun playing it. The story with the Geth and Tali were brilliant, healing relations between the Krogan and Salarians, it was good and made me feel things.

Things only go to total shit when they get to London.

>>79138418
>The story with the Geth and Tali were brilliant

Maybe. But it made the Reapers master plan absolutely retarded if you made peace between them.

>>79138346
pussy

>>79138418
I agree but piggface ninja was also pretty annoying and pointless

1 and 2 were great it sucks it was such a mixed bag

Im an idiot and will get 4 but aside from combat im not really impressed with what we've been shown so far

>>79137682
Its hard to just blindly rec TOS. Its fucking great, but its hard for someone to jump right into because of camp and production values. If you can appreciate a good story, and some goofy humor, you'll enjoy it, but I couldn't blame a modern audience having a little trouble getting into it.
Meanwhile the TOS movies all have great production value (except for V maybe) and were targeted at a wider audience while still keeping a lot of the trek spirit alive.
TMP is going to turn off a lot of people, it's basically "2001: A Star Trek" its the most artistic the franchise ever gets.
2-4 are all parts of a larger overarching story arc that maintains a continuity, so its smart to watch them all.
5 is a trainwreck, it's actually a miracle the movie got made at all, and as such I've learned to have a grudging respect for it.
6 is the best trek movie. Period.
After that watch TNG, then DS9, then VOY, then ENT.
You can honestly take or leave the TNG movies, some people like them, but they're lame stories, bad action, and shitty trek.
Watching voyager is a right of passage, and ENT get a lot of bandwagon meme hate, but it's a worthy entry into the franchise and does a lot of great worldbuilding for the vulcans and federation.

>>79138418
>Things only go to total shit when they get to London.
It goes to shit so hard it retroactively ruins the entire franchise. I was the biggest biodrone on the internet until DAII. Mass effect 3 was my closure, and those niggers aren't getting another dime.

>>79138539
I used to be a fan and cared for the series, but over the years my interest has dwindled. ME3 was a complete fuckup and such a scale that it still baffles me to this day. Andromeda looks like ass and the current state of Bioware makes it a certainty that I won't be buying it.

>>79134931
Is that Ash Hollywood?

>>79138418

I said it had good moments, it had some god tier moments better than the other games. Literally none of it matters in the end. NONE. OF. IT. Because they decided to move from a Babylon 5 rip off space adventure to trying to suddenly make it deep and hard sci-fi.

Hell here's the description for the new game, that I have no interest in, but I just looked it up out of curiosity

>The player character's intergalactic journey began during the time in which Mass Effect 2 takes place, separating the new setting from the events of the third game.

ME3 ending was so bad, so disastrous that they had to set the new game in another galaxy and make sure there could be no references to ME3

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>>79138539
Are you talking about the cereal killer? He becomes infinitely more tolerable if you just pretend he's just cosplaying as hiro protagonist.

>>79138640

Are you me?

I immediately deleted the game and have not looked at Bioware since. I gave them the benefit of the doubt with DA2, seemed like a cheap cash grab. EA purchasing them was a disaster and barely any of the original creatives behind it are there anymore.

Sad, I remember I used to say Bioware - GOTY EVERY YEAR. I even bought an Xbox and an Xbox 360 for fucking KotoR and Jade Empire before they came out on PC.

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>>79138669
>go to a unknown galaxy with the intention of settling
>humans and other races from the original ME already have settlements when you get there

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>>79138657
I don't blame you but there really aren't any games like it atm,I have high hopes for cyber punk 2077 and star citizen so ME4 Is just kinda filler for me but im hoping its more then that still.

>>79138547
>and ENT get a lot of bandwagon meme hate, but it's a worthy entry into the franchise and does a lot of great worldbuilding for the vulcans and federation.

I got a lot of love for Andorians than Vulcans. Shram is fucking amazing and i want him as my first officer

>>79138822
vidya is dead anon, its the age of cinematic experiences. All the bonuses of bad vidya, and bad movies, rolled into one.

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>>79134931
>I'm a big Mass Effect fan.
you might be too dumb for star trek

>>79138868
It had as many good characters as it had fuck awful ones

Also literal space nazis let them down

>>79138902
>>79138906

OH COME ON MAN

Way to fucking undermine my point

why is it a meme now to shit on all the star trek spin-offs and hold TOS as some kind of gospel
this has been going on since the first jewjew abrahams movie in 2009

>>79138876
but then there's stuff like bloodborne which is literally vidyakino
witcher series is also bretty gud

>>79138876
Eh;If there is one thing ME3 and ME4 will do right again is a decently fun multiplayer.

Its funny I thought adding it would be the death of the franchise but it turned out the writing was :^)

>>79137285
kill yourself

>>79138973
>decently fun multiplayer.
Its a single player RPG, fuck off with trying to shoehorn multiplayer into everything. If I had friends I wouldn't be playing video games.

>>79138902
He's Jewish right?

I bet that felt good

>>79138876

i dont mind cinematic experiences as long as its not £60 + £60 season pass

i just bought that ryse game for £3 and i enjoyed it

>>79137497
airdate i think

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>>79138926
kek

>>79139054
It's all about your price point. I just got to the point where I realized they weren't making video games for people like me anymore.
I still go back and replay old games from time to time, but generally speaking I don't miss it much.

>>79139043
It had matchmaking and was optional silly

>>79138956
We only really hate voyager. Are you confusing this place with reddit?

>>79139060
You poor thing.

The superior order starts with "Where No Man Has Gone Before" and "The Corbomite Maneuver".

The inferior order starts with "The Man Trap" and "Charlie X".

Too many people tried TOS and gave up because they started with the inferior order.

>>79139127
That's true. It's all about appealing to a wider audiance now. There are still some companies with intergrity like From Software and CDPR. These companies aren't American and aren't owned by a larger company so go figure.

Watch Babylon 5, it's superior in literally every way imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUrPxioH6dM

>>79139157
no i was just bringing it up because every other forum that discusses star trek is like that
/tv/ is a rare exception

>>79139271

the thing is my backlog is so big i can buy all these games 2 or 3 years later for way cheaper and it gets bigger every year cause i end up modding skyrim again or playing old games, warband mods etc

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>>79139196
You sound like a fruit.

The best way to watch Star Trek is production order TOS, then airdate order for the rest. Which includes DS9 overlapping TNG by two years, and Voyager overlapping DS9 by 5 years.
Extremely comfy.
Best results if you have a CRT TV.

>>79139528
is airing order for TOS really that bad? First few episodes will have some changing uniforms or something, but nothing too terrible?

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What kind of plastic crap do you own?

>>79139774
I'd watch airing order, every time

>>79139774
>watch in production order
>the space monster is just a ruse, Balok actually wanted to have a stimulating intellectual conversation
>watch in airdate order
>DUDE space monsters LMAO
Production order is for adults, airdate order is for children.

>>79139839
The writers wanted production order, the network executives created the airdate order. When have network executives ever been more reliable than the creators of a show?

>>79140070
Gene is hardly infallible

>>79140070
I really don't get what you're saying, it's a self-contained episode so it remains the same no matter if you watch it 3rd, 10th, or maybe first or last or just it and no other ST ever.

>>79140188
It makes a difference if someone drops the series because they don't like how it started.

We all know how hard it is to convince newbies to watch TOS, both on 4chan and in real life. Starting off poorly only makes that even more difficult.

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>>79134931
with a coloring book, anon.

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>>79135128
Wew, lad.
Ignore this Ferengi right here.

Here is a real man's list:
Top 10 of TOS
Movies 2 through 6
Find a list of only the best seasons 1 & 2 TNG. Skip the rest.
Seasons 3 - 6 of TNG
TNG season 7 finale (God tier). Skip the rest of season 7.
Generations and First Contact.

THE REST IS OPTIONAL. If you love Star Trek after watching the above, tread carefully when selecting another series to watch.

>>79139785
autism the collection.

>>79140347
Wow, you must be super normie if you think that's an autism level collection.

>>79140262
This I can agree with, Salt Vampiere one is a bit off so to say, then you get an annoying magical teenager and then another psyhical guy just one ep later.

>>79140347
>a handful of starships
>autism
What, would you rather it be Funko Pops?
Fucking normie.

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>>79140326

Movies 1-4, TNG

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>>79139785
Been meaning to get an OG Enterprise for awhile.

My collection is just made of early books or TOS publicity promos and such. Got a poster sized version of this from TMP's run in my country.

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>>79134931
w a i f u

>>79140558
Besides the Micro Machines, Diamond Select and Eaglemoss ships in that photo, I also own over 200 novels, several Playmates figures, and the Mega Bloks TOS Enterprise that came out last year.

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>>79140326
>skipping episodes your first time around
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>>79135149
Not slutty enough to fuck me so who cares

>>79140673
Anon you'd get friendzoned by a succubus.

>>79136832
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

>>79140839
>tfw friendzoned by a bohemian comic book nerd succubus
Still hurts

>>79139285
Both ST and B5 are very good, some B5 episodes (especially ones with Londo and K'gar) are kino. As a mass effect fan B5 should be very familiar to you.

>>79140640
HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Can't get any hotter than T H I C C blodes desu.

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>>79140640
good, good

>>79141481
literally fucking perfect

>>79141481
FUCK

>>79137285
Pretty decent b8 friend

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>>79140326
>Skip the rest of season 7.
>Generations and First Contact.
This list really offends me.

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>>79141632
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>>79142933
Keep dumping webms. I'm horny

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>>79142992
All I have left is this.

>>79136832
Wth are you on about? She's got a tight bum.

>>79134931
Learn about the Cold War, watch TOS. Stop. Thank me.

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>>79143080

>>79143050
Thanks anyway, anon. Had never seen this one in such high res.

>>79136505
V A M O O S E
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>>79140640
>>79141481
>>79142855
>>79142933
>>79143050
MUH. FUCKING. DICK

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Looking for a trek general and this will do. I have an odd question for you all

What is the best episode (TNG preferably) to explore the ideas and portrayal of mental illness and mental health problems? It's the theme for my film club next week and we're getting a few nurses and students in to watch a couple films. Gonna be a lot of fun I think but would love to put a TNG episode in there.

Any suggestions trekkies?

>>79134931
Every single worthwhile story, plot and character is a reskinned Star Trek episode

>>79143524
Season 5 episode 17

>>79143542
I'd ideally like to avoid LGBT if at all possible, getting into controversial territory crossing LGBT and mental health. Got Mary and Max and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. A bit obvious but they work so why not.

Toplad if you were taking the puss

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>>79137160
Deep Space 9 faggots still pretending their space mall is more popular than Voyager.

>>79143648
You could try Brothers (S4E2) and talk about PTSD, though no Star Trek episode deeply explores mental health issues

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>>79143694

at least the characters in DS9 don't turn into fucking salamander aliens and then right back to human the next scene.

>>79143524
frame of mind

>>79143694
It is, and you're delusional if you disagree.

I'd say possibly new too but nobody but (You) uses that shopping mall line.

>>79143524

Definitely Frame of Mind where Riker goes mad. If you have time for a two parter you can do Chain of Command where Picard gets tortured.

Fave tos eps

>this side of paradise
>space seed
>naked time

>>79143886
>>79143802
Perfect! Thanks! Will rewatch it now its been a few years

If theres any other star trek episodes of any kind that may be appropriate let me know.

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>>79143871
As long as we're recognizing people, didn't you once say this episode is 'misunderstood?'

>>79134931
Find someone else's "best of" list for ToS and TNG. Watch them and then if you like what you see watch more.

I watched TOS all the way through and TNG as well except for TNG I skipped a lot of season 1 and 2 because that show doesn't start becoming what people love it for until season 3.

>>79143964
Yeah that was me but there were a few who agreed, and it is misunderstood, it's all about aliens with a value system so different that the Starfleet dudes can't comprehend them, like Darmok, but with games instead of riddles.

We had a bit of a consensus about it at one point in fact, and it was my pet project after explaining The Royale to people, which is basically along the same lines.

How'd you know that though?

>>79137495
>Pretending VOY and ENT never happened.
I don't see the problem

>>79143524
>Frame of Mind (TNG)
>Chain of Command (TNG)
>Hard Time (DS9)
>Distant Voices (DS9)

>>79144047
Because I liked The Royale, along with most of TNG Season 2.

>>79143694
DS9 is way more popular than Voyager, at least in /trek/ threads.

Is there honestly any other worthwhile place for discussing Trek other than /trek/?

>>79135293

the 5th movie is ______fun_______

>>79144125
marshmelons

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>>79134931

The original pilot episode for Star Trek, titled "The Cage", Starrin Jeffery Hunter, as well as the entire series of "Enterprise", Starring Scott Bacula, are the very best Star Trek productions ever made.

The rest of the franchise is mostly communist garbage.

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>>79144125

>middle aged Kirk freesoloing El Capitan

The one with picard is the only one i enjoyed

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>>79134931
>I'm a big Mass Effect fan.

Start with a Star Trek gay parody if gay sex space simulation is your thing.

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>>79137160
Not a samefag, but I am a mac user. I like your chart.

Also, Star Trek 09 is a good flick, Into Darkness is flick kino, and Beyond is a mediocre flick and mediocre Star Trek kino.

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>>79143914

>>79144096
I was going to say /r/startrek, but the election soured that subreddit and now it's full of libcuck quotes from TNG posted out of context.

Can you watch Star Trek and be a conservative?

>>79145103
>Can you watch Star Trek and be a conservative?

Yes. But if you mention that fact at a Star Trek convention, a mob of trektards will likely attack you and start setting trash cans on fire.

>>79145103
>Can you watch Star Trek and be a conservative?
Sure, living inside of the federation would be a wet dream for a small government fan. Move to some small colony and you only need to worry about the federation if you're smuggling biogenic weapons or get attacked by an agressive species. A strong work ethic and core values is the foundation of federation society, and as long as you're not a drooling racist, there's room to accommodate everyone.

>>79134931

I hated Star Trek TNG when I was a kid. 10+ years later, Mass Effect comes out and and I get into the entire "investigate this ship that let out a SOS" stuff. Turns out TNG was all about this type of shit and after watching it, it quickly became clear that Mass Effect is heavily based off TNG and I ended up enjoying the shows.

I cant get into the original and don't know how anyone could besides nostalgia.

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>I AM NOT PICARD
>*punches omnipotent being*

Absolute madman! Is he gonna continue being this reckless?

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>>79145746
>as long as you're not a drooling racist

You mean, "pinkskins"?

Yeah. Fuck Archer, and fuck pinkskins!

>>79145746
You can even move to Turkana IV. Nobody understands the appeal of small government better than they do.

>>79134931
The best advice I can give is to just forget about Star Trek and watch Stargate SG-1 instead.

>>79134931
DS9 is literally ME1 done better

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>>79136523
when will people accept that contrary to popular belief - britfus are bestfus

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>>79134931
Start with Voyager. You'll thank me later.

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>Computer load program Troi's Tremendous Titties IV
>for every second that passes, increase Troi's mammary region by a factor of 1 + n
>while this happens, for every increase, increase the speed of time by a factor of n + n
>computer, declare n equal to 0, and for every second that passes, increase n by a factor of 1
>disengage safety protocols
>computer, override endless loop failsafes and divert all power from all subsystems unto the holodeck
>also, change the password to override this program to a randomly chosen digit array of pi added to n
>replace counselor Troi's face with lieutenant Worf's
>computer, begin program

>>79146692
This.

>>79146049
It's perfectly fine for other races to be racist, but humans are the enlightened species that values creative cooperation. Unless you're a vulcan, in which case every human in earshot is justified to make fun of >muh logic and their pointy ears.
That was probably the best part of ENT, showing what douchebags vulcans are.

>>79146177
>gif

Get with the times, grandad >>79142933

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>>79143761
>though no Star Trek episode deeply explores mental health issues

DELETE THIS

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>>79143761
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>79142809
Name any good season 7 episodes.

>>79147075
The Pegasus

>>79147075
The Pegasus and Lower Decks are pretty alright, obviously the finale is good.

It's certainly a step back compared to the other seasons, but it's still mostly fine to watch.

>>79146989

What a lame abrupt ending to this episode.

>>79147075
Gambit pt 1 & 2

Start with 3rd or 4th season of Star Trek TNG. Then go back and start 2nd season of TNG and finish all of TNG except for first season. Then watch Voyager, then DS9.

>>79134931
You should start from the beginning, like everybody else. Nobody just jumps into TNG or Voyager, you have to see that Captain Pike and Captain Kirk
that said, I dropped the original series after 4 episodes. turns out I don't like sci-fi

>>79140347
Wrong, actually, that triggers my autism as the ships aren't the same scale.

>>79139785
Is this a mixed set or just made by someone that doesn't care?

>>79147075
Attached

>>79147211
>>79147229
Correct.

>>79147302
>>79147912
Incorrect.

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>>79148609
I deem this taste... Unworthy.

>>79147912
I love Attached, probably the only good Beverly episode.

Remember Me a shit, don't even mention it to me.

>>79148609
Eat a dick, gambit was a great two parter where Picard had to get his hands dirty a little, and gets to kick will's ass.

>>79149017
Attached a shit.

Try Suspicions.

>>79149113
Captain Data was the only good part of Gambit.

>>79134931
>mass effect fan
>never seen trek

underage b&

>>79146720
Broccoli a best boy. I've never hated a character only to love him in the end so much.

Everyone hates me for this but the first time I tried to get into Trek like 10 years ago I did what I was told and started with TOS and thought it was terrible.

Last year I decided to try again but generally followed The Star Trek Chronology Project on blogspot. Yes that means I started with and thoroughly enjoyed ENTERPRISE and it was much easier to move from that into the older stuff.

Thats not to say that ENT didn't have plenty of problems because it very obviously did, it's biggest being somewhat flat characterizations and a fuckton of studio meddling . Most of the issues with each show are really only so glaringly visible to those who already watched the other treks but if you're someone who didn't watch much of this kind of scifi before then this could be the best avenue for someone with your similarly "modern" and, as yet, unrefined sensibilities.

As an aside, Mass Effect had damn near perfect world-building despite it's many narrative issues so don't let the autists here make you feel bad for liking it.

>>79143790
This episode was the worst thing to ever happen to Star Trek

>>79149134
Uh oh, retard alert.

DING DING DING DING DING

>>79149368
I've been trying to finish TOS for about 10 years. I'm at the end of S2 now, meanwhile I've watched TNG,DS9,VOY and ENT a couple of times each.

>>79149520
Wow, rude.

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>>79149563
>tfw too smart for post TOS

>best episodes from each season
TOS Season 1
>The Cage
>Where No Man Has Gone Before
>The Corbomite Maneuver
>The Naked Time
>Balance of Terror
>The Conscience of the King
>The Galileo Seven
>Court Martial
>The Menagerie Parts I & II
>Shore Leave
>Arena
>Tomorrow is Yesterday
>Space Seed
>The Devil in the Dark
>Errand of Mercy
>The City on the Edge of Forever

TOS Season 2
>Friday's Child
>Amok Time
>The Doomsday Machine
>Mirror, Mirror
>I, Mudd
>The Trouble with Tribbles
>Journey to Babel
>The Immunity Syndrome
>A Piece of the Action
>The Ultimate Computer

TOS Season 3
>The Enterprise Incident
>The Tholian Web
>Day of the Dove
>Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
>All Our Yesterdays

How did TOS decline so bad?

>>79149563
at that point just find a list of the episodes that are both good and/or important to the greater canon. Most of the others aren't worth the effort.

>>79149811
>How did TOS decline so bad?
Roddenberry, Fontana, Coon and others left. Freiberger took over the show for season 3.

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I have this. Does anyone have something like this for the others?

>>79149368
>Thats not to say that ENT didn't have plenty of problems because it very obviously did, it's biggest being somewhat flat characterizations and a fuckton of studio meddling .
It had good writing but the character ideas were terrible. Why would you make a main character whose only premise is to bore the audience? Fucking terrible. Also they dropped the ball on the boomer. Should have had some Lexx style weirdness with him

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>>79149889
Here is the improved version. Check the link at the bottom for the others.

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>>79149889

The one think about TOS that I can never reconcile is how they did everyone's fucking makeup. Every dude except Chekov wore purple and gray eye shadow. it always looked absolutely retarded.

>>79149811
TNG Season 1
>Where No One Has Gone Before
>The Big Goodbye
>11001001
>The Arsenal of Freedom
>Conspiracy

TNG Season 2
>Elementary, Dear Data
>A Matter of Honor
>The Measure of a Man
>Contagion
>Time Squared
>Q Who
>The Emissary
>Peak Performance

TNG Season 3
>The Survivors
>Who Watches the Watchers
>Booby Trap
>The Enemy
>The Defector
>The Hunted
>Deja Q
>Yesterday's Enterprise
>The Offspring
>Sins of the Father
>Hollow Pursuits
>The Most Toys
>Sarek
>The Best of Both Worlds Parts I & II

TNG Season 4
>Family
>Brothers
>Remember Me
>Reunion
>Future Imperfect
>Data's Day
>The Wounded
>Clues
>First Contact
>The Nth Degree
>The Drumhead
>The Mind's Eye
>Redemption Parts I & II

TNG Season 5
>Darmok
>Disaster
>Unification Parts I & II
>A Matter of Time
>Conundrum
>Power Play
>Ethics
>Cause and Effect
>The First Duty
>I, Borg
>The Next Phase
>The Inner Light

TNG Season 6
>Relics
>Schisms
>A Fistful of Datas
>Chain of Command Parts I & II
>Ship in a Bottle
>Face of the Enemy
>Tapestry
>Birthright Parts I & II
>Starship Mine
>The Chase
>Frame of Mind

TNG Season 7
>Phantasms
>Parallels
>The Pegasus
>Lower Decks
>Thine Own Self
>Emergence
>Preemptive Strike
>All Good Things...

>>79149851
Season 3 still has some GOAT episodes, but they're so few out of 24.

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>>79149994
You missed a spot

>>79149994
DS9 Season 1
>Emissary
>Captive Pursuit
>The Storyteller
>Duet

DS9 Season 2
>The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege
>Cardassians
>Rules of Acquisition
>Necessary Evil
>Armageddon Game
>Whispers
>Blood Oath
>The Maquis Parts I & II
>The Wire
>Crossover
>The Jem'Hadar

DS9 Season 3
>The Search Parts I & II
>The House of Quark
>Second Skin
>Civil Defense
>Defiant
>Past Tense Parts I & II
>Visionary
>Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast
>Family Business
>The Adversary

DS9 Season 4
>The Way of the Warrior
>The Visitor
>Indiscretion
>Starship Down
>Little Green Men
>Our Man Bashir
>Homefront/Paradise Lost
>Return to Grace
>Hard Time
>For the Cause
>To the Death
>Body Parts
>Broken Link

DS9 Season 5
>Apocalypse Rising
>The Ship
>The Assignment
>Trials and Tribble-ations
>The Darkness and the Light
>The Begotten
>For the Uniform
>In Purgatory's Shadow/By Inferno's Light
>Ties of Blood and Water
>Children of Time
>Empok Nor
>In the Cards
>Call to Arms

DS9 Season 6
>A Time to Stand
>Rocks and Shoals
>Favor the Bold/Sacrifice of Angels
>You Are Cordially Invited
>Statistical Probabilities
>The Magnificent Ferengi
>Waltz
>Who Mourns for Morn?
>Far Beyond the Stars
>Inquisition
>In the Pale Moonlight
>Tears of the Prophets

DS9 Season 7
>Image in the Sand/Shadows and Symbols
>Chrysalis
>Treachery, Faith and the Great River
>The Siege of AR-558
>It's Only a Paper Moon
>Chimera
>Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang
>The Changing Face of Evil
>Tacking Into the Wind
>What You Leave Behind

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>>79149786
>tfw too astute for pre-VOY

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>>79146831
Double-standard much?

>>79137743
why live?
no an hero plz

>>79137285
>Kirk isn't THAT great
neck urself after kirk has his way with you in his quarters and tells you to leave right after he finishes and you're done touching yourself up with makeup.

>>79135175
I agree.

Kunta Kinte with the hair barrette on his face was always cringe-worthy.

>>79141481
fuck star trek post more alice

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>>79137285
We appear to have landed on a post filled with the most faggotry i've ever seen Captain

>>79139049
Yep. They really get off on gloating about how they deceived the whole world into giving them major gibs with their fairy tale horror story.

>>79134931
TOS>animated series>TOS movies>TNG>DS9>TNG movies>VOY>ENT

not really that difficult senpai

If you are hating TOS because it's too old then start with TNG

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Excluding All Good Things, what are Trek's most heartwarming/life-affirming episodes?

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>>79152022
Tapestry, especially on the life-affirming, "your choices define you" way

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>>79151182
not to mention lavarr brotha hated wearing it and caused him near constant headaches on set

love the hair doe

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>>79152085

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>>79152085
>watching all of TNG SD on netflix

>>79152262
the HD remastered are uploaded a month later

>mfw

but i did enjoy it all even more on the rewatch..

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>>79152085
Tapestry is especially notable for the madman Patrick Stewart's makeout session with a 17-year-old girl.

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>>79152471
Make out? he wakes up with her the next day..

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ywn have a qt quarian gf

just kill me now

>>79143694
dour faced boob goblin pls go

>>79134931
The original series

The other shows are faggoty and for dweebs

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>tfw no Russian-Bajoran spy slave GF

>>79152022
Family is still my favorite TNG episode.

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>>79134931
free TNG stream at ankhstream.net

click on GUEST at the top to go to the correct channel

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>>79140640
>>79141481
>>79142855
>>79142933
>>79143050
I would give up a leg to have this woman.

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>>79152022
inner light duh

>>79143524
Skin of Evil

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>>79153926


Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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>>79153926

>>79134931

I want to lick her face

>>79154161
i wonder what her favorite episode is

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>>79154208
the one with chris pine and zachary quinto hes hot duh

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>>79154161
>>79154268

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hot or not

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>>79153926

I've been away for a few months; what's the word on STD?

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>>79154362
would fully function with

>>79154555
not worth it desu, even if she is hot

>>79154555
Official True Facts Copypasta for Star Trek: Discovery [version 0.9]

The Good
>created by Bryan Fuller
>Rod "my father is a shitbag" Roddenberry producing
>Nicholas Meyer (Star Treks II, IV and VI) in the writers' room
>Joe Menosky (Darmok and other classics) in the writers' room
>Doug Jones as a science officer on the USS Discovery
>Anthony Rapp as another science officer on the USS Discovery
>Michelle Yeoh as a recurring character and the captain of another ship
>airing on Netflix worldwide (except in America and Canada)

The Neutral
>Sonequa Martin-Green as the executive officer (and lead character) of the USS Discovery
>James Frain as Young Sarek
>Emily Coutts piloting the ship
>some Klingons on another ship are recurring characters
>TOS era

The Bad
>Bryan Fuller has left, saying "I’m not involved in production, or postproduction"
>Alex Kurtzman producing
>Akiva Goldsman producing
>first episode on TV, then all subsequent episodes only on CBS All Access (in America)
>a fucking prequel

That's it. That's all we know so far.

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>>79154161
>tatts
disgusting

>>79141481
what movie?

>>79154626
So in other words all we currently know is what we've known more-or-less since it was announced?

Oh well. Still scheduled for July or whenever it was?

>>79154626
>Netflix worldwide (except in America

That's not world wide then.

>>79154742
Deal with it, Americlap.

>>79154742
shutup

>>79154626
The Bad continued
>delayed twice already

Barclay episode coming up on ankhstream . cum/#guest2 if you guys are interested

>>79154794
How is that bad? I would rather have a product that's late because they took their time to fine-tune the quality, instead of a product that's on-time but which suffers due to being rushed.

>>79154850
delays usually indicate trouble

>>79154950
Rushes indicate trouble.

I'll give you an example from Trek history. After the end of Voyager, Berman and Braga wanted a year of no Trek so they could iron out the details for the next series. UPN refused to give them that year, and mandated that they create the next series right away, or they would be fired and replaced with someone else as showrunner(s). Berman and Braga agreed to rush out the next series posthaste. The result was a turd.

Better a delay than a rush.

>>79134931
Best place is mid-series Next Generation. Without doubt. Just start watching a few wacky adventures and you'll get the hang of it

Only watch the non-JJ movies once you have some sort of frame of reference for characters n shit

VOY also needs more love in this thread, only half or less of DS9 is watchable

>>79155032
Subtle.

>>79134931
Start with Next Generation, then Original Series, Enterprise, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager if you're still hungry. Look up "essential episode guides" if you aren't really feeling a series.

>>79137285
You're full of shit

Kirk makes the tough decisions and rolls like a real man. I distinctly remember a fist fight where instead of stunning the bad guy kirk was fighting from behind , Spock simply waited for Kirk to shit kick him before they carried on

Plus TOS is really comfy

>>79137285
>calls himself a trekkie
>doesn't like TOS

>>79139785
The small ones look like heroclix figures from the attack wing game


one I highly recommend

>>79143964
Top ten worst episodes ever

>>79154950
>>79155031
Both can indicate trouble. As this isn't being rushed, afaik, that's a good sign, but continued delays aren't indicating that they are fine-tuning quality, it more indicates they don't know what they are doing or having trouble getting things right. We won't know, of course, until we see it or more info in released. But I'm hopeful, I love the TOS era

>>79144125
The 5th movie sucks but I was surprised how it was not the burned down orphanage with every child inside that everyone said it was. It's like if you took an average TOS episode and made it into a movie with a few cringe scenes thrown in.

And because my expectations were so low, I was actually much more disappointed with star trek 3 after 2 was a massive step up.

>>79155111
>watch 5 other shows and a dozen movies set in the same universe
>sorry you don't belong in our club because you don't like a show from the 60's

>>79155221
that's right, please leave

>>79145269
Isn't shatner a convervative? Or at least an anti-pussbag moderate? You'd think he'd have a camp

>>79155244
Everybody expected him to vote for Clinton, but he refused and laughed at those people because he's Canadian.

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>>79153926
TNG streamng superbroccoli episode rite now

>>79155240
I'm not him. I like the TOS.

It's bad enough to refer to yourself as a "trekkie" whats even worse is defending your loose association of faggots who's closest thing they can find to an identity is that they like a group of loosely connected television shows and movies.

Fuck off back to the grotto of smegma and grease you call your bedroom

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>>79153926
nevar forget

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>>79153926

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>>79153926
svvs

>>79137285
You obviously don't belong in a star trek thread.
OP should watch TOS before he does anything else.

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>>79155283

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>>79146989
They are yellow, and green if you know what I mean.

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>>79134931
Watch TNG first, skip to season 3 if you can't stomach season 1-2 yet. But watch the good episodes of those seasons at least.

You can start watching DS9 in the middle of season 6 of TNG, watch both at the same time. DS9 is a bit slow at first, but watch it.

TOS can be watched at any point desu, you might want to watch a top 10 list or something.

TNG movies should be watched after TNG. TOS movies can be watched at any point in order.

Only watch Voyager/Enterprise if you're hardcore, but Enterprise season 3-4 is really good.

The new show Discovery might be more enjoyable if you watched Enterprise/TOS because I'm guessing the new show will take a lot from those shows.

>>79156163
>Only watch Voyager/Enterprise if you're hardcore
Or you know a straight. >>79146692

>>79135020
ME is pretty great though

>>79134931
if you enjoy any kind of submarine or oldschool naval warfare flick you'll like TNG because that's quintessentially what it is.

As for OG, it's hit and miss

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A bit of dark humour in this eppy

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Voyage Home > Undiscovered Country > Wrath of Khan > Search For Spock > Motion Picture > Final Frontier

TOS > TNG > DS9 > Ent > Voy

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>>79156881

My list isn't very popular.

VOY > TNG > ENT > TOS > DS9

>>79134931
>I'm a big Mass Effect fan.
aaand 300 replies later

Series was absolute trash, the first game was passable

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>>79156881

>Voyage Home #1

MUH NIGGA

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>>79156955
>using the n-word unironically
Back to 1963 with you!

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>>79150334

>thw 2oo n'telijent fore deep nig niners
>thw 2oo n'telijent fore next degenerators
>thw 2oo n'telijent fore Bakulites

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>>79156881

Khan > Undiscovered Country > Voyage Home > Motion Picture > Beyond > First Contact > Search For Spock > 2009 > who cares

DS9 > TNG > TOS = Ent > Voy

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>>79134931
OST can be wishy washy but its a classic
TNG is kino but the first season is... jarring
DS9 is like an action packed show about a port city as opposed to a show based on a traveling ship so some fans think its not true star trek but its got some good stuff in it for sure
VOY is kinda crap and the captain is written in such an insane...way lel but you should watch some of it just to see if you might like it
ENT is criminally underrated but has the best mixture of OST and TNG, im a fan (one of peoples biggest complaints is that the theme song has lyrics unlike any other one of the shows)

watch TNG, its key learning into the world of star trek, it will teach you all you really need to know
watch the original for solidarity
you can make up your mind about the other three series

as for the movies

the original series movies can be hit or miss for sure
basically the theory is that all the odd numbered ones are the best while the even numbered ones suck whale sized balls (fucking star trek 4)
and as for the next generation movies, they are also pretty good, one or two might be weak (insurrection im looking at you) but overall they are good

as for these NuTrek movies that were started by and then abandoned (read aborted*) by JJ Abrams
dont watch them, they are utter shit and not star trek at all
jj is a bastard
fuck that guy

star trek is comfy tho, enjoy

>>79157120
tfw too intelligent to get in to star trek