>Whoah..64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with triple

Worst line of dialogue in movie history?

wow
a whole whammy bar for just one guitar?
radical

>>79134742
>tfw grew up with a Gibson
>didn't even know what a whammy bar was for

wow, a 99 honda with wheels and a steering wheel

>>79134742
Is that supposed to be a good quitar?

>>79134855
Kek

>>79134742
HOLY SHIT

Does it have a volume control as well????

>>79134837
It's for faggots.

>>79134863
Literally the most common guitar in history.

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>>79134742
>Woah. 64 Chevy Impala in red with four wheels and an engine.

>>79134863
Yeah it's the 2nd /fa/ choice

HEY MISTER DONUT HEAD MAN, WHO'S TRYING TO KILL YOU?
I don't know but, they better not

>Why don't you just go tock to hah

>>79134774
>Mace Windu, "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi."

George Lucas has that beat.

>>79134929
>Literally the most common guitar in history.

Not one from 1964 in the 1990s they're not.

>>79135005
Not all strats have a whammy bar or 3 pickups.

Is there a better poke in this movie than the marketing scene?

>>79135154
That's only 30 years. Would you be excited by an '85 Strat right now?

>>79135154
>Not all strats have a whammy bar or 3 pickups.
dude, that's literally what strat is

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Can someone tell what guitar is this?

>>79135154
>Not all strats have a whammy bar or 3 pickups.
They LITERALLY do tho.
If it doesn't have 3 single coil pick-ups and a vibrato then it's not a real Stratocaster.

>>79135239
Faggotmaster 1889

Once again the thread devolves into talking about guitars, and not the goddess-quality beauty that is also in the pic.

>>79135289
the only beauty in that pic is the strat

>>79135239
Looks like a Epiphone Casino but I'm not sure.

>>79135289
Women peak at 24; guitars relic peacefully with time

>>79135239
gretsch G6118T

>>79135422
>>79135239
no fuck that's the G54.

>>79135289
The line is stupid and the acting is shit. She's literally the worst thing in the movie and no amount of eye candy can save that.

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>>79135422
>>79135462
Is it a good or stylish guitar?

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>>79135289
fuck off waifufag, this is a pedal thread now

>>79135731
>good
>stylish
the quality of a guitar is determined by it's ability to not fuck up, ie. having to tune it all the time. if you think it looks good it looks good

just shut up and practice those chords

>>79135750
guitar newbie here.
what should i look for in a good pedal?

>>79135750
and you posted the worst pedal ever. gg anon.

>>79135239
>>79135731
what ferrari is that? the F50?

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>>79135289
She can't act and she can't sing.

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what was her master plan

>>79135731
it's a decent guitar but it's flashy and overpriced, don't even think i've seen one with wooden finish before.

not surprised he bought it.

>>79134742
>Cassandra
>Super hot
>Her only nudity is a colorful mess of photoshopped blurry playboy nudes waaay after Waynes World.

>>79134742
>Whoah..double team creampie VHS featuring my sister who does porn and a whammy bar.

>>79134742
God, I love this woman.

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>>79134742

>that stupid early 90's hairstyle and ugly gaint belt buckle

>>79135104
that's not even the world line in ROTS


>"You're so beautiful"
>"Only because I'm so in love"
>"No, its because I'm so in love with you"
>"Then love has blinded you"

still takes the cake.
I still don't know what he meant by this

>>79136462

Said the guy with the semi long beatles hair which is currently the fashion again.

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>>79136106
nice opinion

>t. only use the yellow overdrive pedal on my bass but guitar fag friend uses that orange shit all the time and it sounds pretty shitty honestly

>>79135202
they obviously made more in the 80s

>>79135154
are you retarded

>>79135369
are you retarded

let's do the scooby doo ending.

>>79135239
holy FUCK it's been a long time since I've seen this guy.

No one cares that you faggots play guitar (poorly) and you are all wasting your time.
Strongly consider suicide.

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>Woah..Cherry Red Fender Stratocaster signed by Devin Malone.

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I wouldn't put it past Myers and co. to put in an unremarkable and common electric guitar and treat it like an ultra-rare must have masterpiece of guitar manufacturing as a joke. Look at all the meta-humor in the rest of the movie and tell me it's not feasible.

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>no stairway, denied

what did mike myers mean by this?

>>79136834
t. bassist

>>79135104
memes aside, what's wrong with this line?

>>79137513
There was (apparently) an issue around the time the movie takes place in where amateurs would go into guitar shops and fuck up the display models by trying to play the intro to Stairway.

>>79137655
yeah but it sounded nothing like stairway

>>79137730
they couldn't get the rights

>>79137747
then whats the point?it makes no sense without stairway

>>79137893
They were able to get the rights for the original theatrical run but they couldn't get the rights for the video release because they were too expensive.

>>79137932
i see, thanks for explaining.

>>79137974
np ;^)

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>>79136530

Yeah only if you're a nigger kike faggot liberal piece of shit

John Lennon was a Marxist try hard and anyone who likes their shitty music should hang

>>79135274
>>79135229
>>79136571
He's right you retards.
There are a ton of Fender Stratocaster models.

>>79136557
>uses that orange shit all the time and it sounds pretty shitty honestly

I got one myself and it is shit. You get the nirvana sound but grunge is not really about good sound but more about the dirt and grime.

>>79138910
grunge is a terrible genre, it's surge in the late 90s is what led to rock becoming depressing pity party music.

>>79136132
360 Spyder

>>79138957
>late 90s

I hope you mean late 80s early 90s.

>>79135202
compared to a '16 strat.....yes

>>79139016
semantics famalam, the point is grunge is shit.

>>79134742
WHAMMMMMY BHARRRR...

>>79139076
Yeah right semantics... when you try to shit on something at least get your facts straight.

>>79139137
I don't need to shit on grunge, it shits on itself.
>wah wah middle class life sucks
>here's some grainy electric guitar to cry to

>>79134929
Yeah dive bombs are gay and creating dissonant choruses are stupid you totally know what you're talking about

>>79139239
>Yeah dive bombs are gay
Yeah they are.
>and creating dissonant choruses are stupid you totally know what you're talking about
lmao

>standard Strat configuration
Well fuck me running

>rosewood fretboard
>not maple
Fuck outta here

Camera One

Camera Two

>>79138789
He's right but he has no point.
The VAST majority of starts have that set up, it wouldn't be worth mentioning upon seeing one. In fact it would only be worth mentioning if it had different components.

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>>79134742
>triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar

literally nothing

>Classic White
>Not Sonic Blue

>>79139975
He has no point at but saying that a Stratocaster with a different pickup setup or no whammy bar isn't "m-muh real Stratocaster" is the apex of retardation.

>>79140085
Not that guy, but there's a Stratocaster and there's variations

>>79137573
It's such a stupidly specific thing to "sense". It would be understandable if it was just something like "I sense the dark side among us." or something similar, but it's not. It's spelled out so plainly that George must have thought the audience was too retarded to know what was happening at any given moment.

Looking forward to seeing this same thread posted 50 times over the next few weeks

>>79140139
It's already months old. I fucking hate this board. It's the same stupid shit every time

>>79140126
>but there's a Stratocaster and there's variations
No, there are literal Stratocaster models manufactured by Fender that don't have that setup.
Fender gets to say what's a Stratocaster and what isn't, not you or anyone else.

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>>79140058
>not Vintage White

>>79136065
Learn to play before you start thinking of buying pedals lad

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>>79139239
>le dimebag darrell guitar version of RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79140207
Yes, of course Fender makes all Strats. But there's the classic STRAT and there are variations on the formula

>>79140132
Are you assuming geeks are intelligent?

>>79134742
what movie is this?

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They did the same in this piece of shit movie

Also
>leaving an electric guitar without cover in a hot car

>>79135410

>women peak at 24

what board are you on?

>>79140483
Con Air

>>79140207
Yeah and Disney gets to say what's canon in Star Wars.

>>79135202
Fender was bought out by CBS in the late 60s. Fenders from the CBS era are garbage. So pre CBS fenders are unique and sought after. Even in the 80s

holy crap it's like every other strat in the world for the past 60+ years omg

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>It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar

>>79134742
She's the reason I never watched Waynes World, I turn the movie of everytime she gets in, when her dumb band is playing.

>>79144026
Why not just skip it?

>>79145179
I can't skip anything in a movie, if I start skipping I skip more and more untill I skip to the end.