>Go to the theatre to watch some kino >I don't the

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>tfw when someone clogged the shower drain with shit again

Are you bored? Maybe want to say something but you have nothing to discuss?

Make posts like this >>79133097 and let everyone know you're a /b/-tier memeing cunt.

>go to kinoplex with girlfriend
>Single Seater Sunday special is in effect but it's the only time we can go this week
>enter line
>full of autistic man children in Nintendo shirts talking about Drive
>some idiot strides in wearing a Scorpion jacket, blasting Nightfall from a Windows Phone
>look across to girlfriend to laugh
>she's not there
>look down
>I'm holding a windows phone with driving gloved hands
>glance up
>see my reflection
>I am the driver...
>whisper
>"I drive...."

>>79133128
desu there should be more fun shiposting on this board instead of the dozens of /pol/ bait threads

>>79133128
>/tv/ is for serious discussion

I think this might not be the site for you.

>>79133097
<picture of frog
>green text

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>>79133288
THIS.

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>visit local cinema
>pass the obstacle course, the penis inspection and the crab leg eating contest with flying colors
>get to my seat
>after 3 hours of commercials, trailer, circus shows and trained falcon dance numbers the gong is finally hit
>movie starts
>it's not a movie
>the screen is showing a thread on /tv/
>it's a thread with greentexts about cinema visits
>the screen scrolls down slow enough for everyone in the audience to read every story
>I recognize these stories
>i-it's it's THIS thread
>I'm confused and scared
>wtf is going on?
>start sweating
>heart beating faster
>feels like my head is going to expl

>>79133217
lol'd

>>79133217
mid lel

>>79133097
>I don't the pass penis inspection
Retarded frog poster

>popcorn mines

Boy oh boy this meme keeps getting better haha

>go to le kino theatre
>le falcon
>le crab legs
>le designated shooter
>le Reddit
>le /r/4chan

>go to local kino venue
>get escorted outside by the owner of the joint because I'm drunk and stirring trouble

true story, happenned this friday

>>79134632
It happened Thursday and you know it

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>go to local kínoráma
>buy a ticket for Avengers: Rise of the Vulva for 74,99$
>the cashier leans over the counter handing me the ticket and a polymer-framed, short recoil-operated, locked-breech semi-automatic Glock pistol
>the ticket says "Congratulations, today you're the designated cinema shooter, have fun operating!"
>I nod at the cashier, she nods back
>Sit on the far left near the first row
>wait for the ads and goat sacrifices to pass
>opening credits finally start
>I immediately get up and shoot up the whole row
>whole theater get's up in excitement and start clapping and cheering as I reload
>I proceed to shoot up the whole theater with a tear in my eye, trying my hardest not to make anyone feel ignored
>the kids birthday section were visibly the most excited
>as I finish the cinema staff comes in congratulating and sweeping the spilled popcorn and blood
>they even let me keep the Glock
>manager even sends me a thank you card at my home for the good work

Best 74,99$ ever spent.

>>79133128
I can tell you just got here

>>79134674
if they ever hire you again, let me know, I'd love to die in a cinema.

>>79134632
sad!

>go to the local Multi-plex
>watch movie
>go home
>cry myself to sleep

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>THE BROKEN ARE THE MORE EVOLVED

Is he /ourguy/?

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falcon, anvil and showerposting are the best memes that ever came out off /tv/

that includes baneposting

>>79135287
>anvil posting

?

I hate it when I miss memes

>>79133217
kek desu

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>>79135854
>he doesn't know about Anvil Hoarder
Get this hothead out of here so we can discuss Bauer's friendship with LaDupont.

>>79135854
>decide to go to a special screening of the Criterion Collection edition of The Anvil Hoarder (1930).
>Get to my seat, set up my anvil and start to heat up my coals. People around me are doing the same.
>Film starts, people begin hammering their anvils in time with the music.
>Realize I've forgotten my hammer at home.
>try to enjoy the film, but it's just not the same when you're not hammering.
>leave halfway through.

Why even live ?

>>79134674
So how was the movie?