>melissa mccarthy as sean spicer >alec baldwin as donald

>>79130285
The current cast does play politicians though. The one lesbian chick plays every blonde female related to politics.

Kate mckinnon did a great Killary tho

Baldwin, who i like, isnt that amazing- Trump is sort of beyond parody. But McCarthy's Spicer was really funny.

because there's so many good platforms for comedians and writers compared to back then, and SNL takes over your entire life for a less than stellar salary. They've put forth an honest effort at making each other succeed

>comedy bang bang
>@midnight
>netflix specials
>adult swim
>podcasts/youtube shows

>>79130285
> donald trump, hillary clinton, and Bernie are all old af

Why cant America produce any decent politicians anymore ?

>>79130285
She was great. I hope Spicer keeps it up so she can come back. When she picked up the podium kek.

>>79130745
>hope Spicer keeps it up

I honestly wonder if he's able to make the entire four years. Each day it looks like he's a tiny bit more dead inside, having to spit out obvious lies and bullshit in effort to make Donald good that he very well knows nobody will believe.

She was amazing though

The funniest skit I've seen in years

they need veterans to come in to handle these roles

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What emotion is she trying to convey?

>>79130285
SNL is shit unless Keenan Thompson is on.

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damn she is hot

>>79131258
I think the issue is that everyone knows Trump spins bullshit and has accepted it now so it's not an issue for him to say whatever but spicer doesn't have that freedom.

>>79131631
>>79131785

>emotion

to quote Morpheus "She's never used them."

Remember when SNL spoofed Obama and his press secretary on a weekly basis?
Good times
Wait

>>79130285
spicer looks fucking scary

Funny?

>>79132141
>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME. I NEED A SPACE WHERE I CAN BE SAFE FROM HUMOR STOOOOOP

>>79132141
> Trumplets getting triggered

Never gets old

>>79130285

>A show that has never ever been funny despite having some of the best comedians in the world working for it

>Asking why they need to bring in outside help just to not be completely worthless and unwatched

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>>79132501
>>79132522
t. Burning cars right now because he's in the oval office

>>79130703

Imagine if you got a Kennedy today.

>Sexist/Rapist
>Neck deep in gang crime
>Literally supports Nazi's and hates Liberals (aka Communists)
>Refuses to listen to his top military advisers or any other experts
>History of corruption

He'd be out on his ass in a week. Riots in the streets. Probably shot by some Antifa loony before even Lee Harvey or the CIA or the Alieums could get to him.

>>79132141
It's almost as if there's a difference in the ratio of crazy shit said by them. Weird.

>>79131258

Really should have hired Milo.

>>79132640
>Jim Carrey
What the fuck man

>>79132501
>>79132522

Are these bots?

>>79132640
>B-B-B-BUT C-C-C-CLINTON

>>79132645
>Literally supports Nazi's and hates Liberals
lol wut. He was such a liberal that he defied his military advisers in the cuban missile crisis

>>79132647

Not really. Obama's style of political bullshit was satirized very well in British shows like Yes Prime Minister or The Thick Of It.

Americans are just too stupid to do that sort of comedy. They only know big, dumb broad imitation and slapstick comedy.

>>79132645
What? He ran in a time when being a fucking Catholic was the biggest mark against his name. Kennedy just proved too goddamn charismatic.

And besides, look who just won your election. The democrats should have just run someone young and sexy did they learn nothing from Obama and Trudeau?

>>79132718

He literally (literally) supported Nazis both at home (at NASA) and abroad (in West Germany and countries trapped in the Eastern Bloc), and in among Cuban exiles and other Latin American countries.

He hated Communists and gave a great many speeches on just why he hated them and spent a great deal of money and time on the best ways to kill them.

>He was such a liberal that he defied his military advisers in the cuban missile crisis

Sounds like the sort of reckless and dangerous thing Trump would do. But seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

>>79132694
I don't get your reply. I mean, yeah, you shouldn't bring up Hillary Clinton out of nowhere, but in this case, bringing it up is relevant and important when replying to criticism her kid left.

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>>79130285
>Non stop negative coverage of Trump basically got him elected and the reason why he didn't have to buy up TV ads
>We need to stop this man!
>I know let's make fun of him non stop and cover him non stop and compare him to Hitler!

So I guess Trump will be a two term president all while all he had to do was keep his promises and continue tweeting. Liberals, when will they learn?

>>79132819
>Trying this hard to make Trump look good by pretending a popular president was just the same.

>>79130285
SNL has been irrelevant garbage since like '91.

>>79132141
Who the hell was his press secretary? Besides Biden, I have no idea who else was in Obama's inner circle, and from what I've read, he mostly worked alone anyway.

>>79132797

Except Kennedy would be labeled a Nazi rapist today.

You need a Kennedy who appeals to blue haired fat women.

Exactly like Trudeau.

Trudeau would never hire a Nazi to put men on the moon or be a drug abusing sex pest.

>>79132647
Yeah I felt really inspired by "IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF WE FALL FOR SOME OKEY DOKE HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP"

>>79132821
>Nobody was talking about Clinton
>BUT GUYS HILLARY CLINTON SAID THIS HAHAHA PLZ DON'T LOOK AT TRUMP-KIN
>Nobody is talking about Clinton, anon.
>I MEAN DON'T BRING CLINTON UP OUT OF NOWHERE BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT CLINTON SOME MORE.

>>79132721
>They only know big, dumb broad imitation and slapstick comedy.

That explains why Trump won

>>79132849

I'm actually not.

I'm just trying to make hypocritical liberals look bad by highlighting their complete disinterest in the facts and their adherence to corporate propaganda and partisan politics above objective truth and dedication to principal.

Trump hasn't even been in long enough to assess the damage.

>>79132645
>Nazi's

Why the hell is this mistake so common?

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>>79132694
>B-B-BUT TRUMP!

>>79132945

Well, precisely.

SNL is part of what created the retard culture that allowed Trump to look out at the audience at a WWE wrestling match and think "Gee, I wonder if these fucking people vote".

>lowest overall ratings in decades
>lowest 18-49 demo rating in decades
>talent jump ship as soon as they can
>youtube videos get more viewers
>more people watch unboxing videos than pay attention to hypocritical liberal millionaires

JUST

>>79130285
she actually looks like him that's some great make up work

>>79132962

Because I actually don't know if they're NAZIs, NAZIS, NAZI, or Nazi's, and since I can't pronounce the fucking thing anyway, I just stick with Nazi's, like Dog's, or Truck's.

>>79133015

Not really. She's just a really fucking ugly woman.

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>>79132945
t. Diet Coke drinker

>>79132951
So you're just trying to win an argument on the internet. Congratulations on being that pathetic.

>>79132963
>Thread about SNLs representation of Trump
>People get in their safe spaces because SNL makes fun of Trump
>Call out that people are in their safe spaces
>BUT CLINTON DID THIS GUYS
>Call out that bringing Clinton up out of nowhere is laughable like "BUT BUSH" was
>HAHAHA YOU'RE DOING THAT WITH TRUMP
>In a thread about SNLs mocking of Trump

Yup.

>>79132721
>British shows
go back to bed, tea and trumpets. only 50 people on the planet watch "British shows"

>>79132819
>supporting germans means supporting nazis

Plus he literally told one of his lovers that he rather his kids be red than dead.

>>79130285
You can tell Spicer from McCarthy easily. Spicer was the one who wasn't in a flop remake of a beloved movie.

>>79133064
His twitter is pure gold.

>>79133081
>doesn't understand what a safe space is
>proceeds to keep shitposting about it in his safe space thread
Kek enjoy the next 8 years

Why did they even target Spicer? I swear as soon as they scent dissent these liberal will jump on your like a hound

>>79130331
She really doesn't though. She just plays it as Kate McKinnon in a wig with extra awkwardness. It's terrible but it's not even her fault. Hillary Clinton just has no personality to parody because everyone of her public actions and words are planned ahead to create a bland image.

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Did they reference Gundam at all in the parody?

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>this is funny
>watch it
>its boring

okay

>>79133190
I think that's why McKinnon works for the role, her comedy generally skews awkward and every single time Hillary has ever tried to come across as relatable in public it was the most awkward thing imaginable.

>>79133081

>So you're just trying to win an argument on the internet.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I wasn't arguing with anyone.

>Congratulations on being that pathetic.

Congratulations on being upset by comments on a digital animal trading post.

>>79133096

More than watch SNL currently.

>>79133145

He actually supported literal Nazi's.

>Rather his kids be red than dead

Isn't that just common sense?

>>79133183
Dude they tried to make him wearing a green tie into a meme because Charlie "DUDE GIVING HIV TO EVERYONE I LOVE LMAO" Sheen said it looked dumb on twitter.
The left is desperate for anything to stick at this point since they already played the Hitler card and failed.

>>79133183

Seriously? Spicer is a comic gold mine. He eats bullshit and spits lies.

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>>79130285
Spicer sketch was hilarious. Trumpkins BTFO.

>>79133329
So like every press secretary ever?

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>>79132141
Remember when Trump and his press secretary lied on a daily basis?

>>79133251
Your proofs only show germans though. And no it proves he wasn't a staunch anti-commie like most of the people at that time

>>79133386
Not really

>>79132819
>Sounds like the sort of reckless and dangerous thing Trump would do

Yeah, see, the thing is that Kennedy was actually pretty informed, eloquent and smart person. He always took his briefings, read books, was an avid poetry lover, and went through several different newspapers every morning to get as wide perspective on all current events so that he could make well thought out and informed policy decisions. You could trust his judgment.

Meanwhile Trump doesn't take briefings, won't read reports if he thinks they're too long (some people even have started speculating if he can even read that well), watches Fox and cable TV and then tweets angrily about whatever he just saw mentioned on TV, and as we've recently seen, his big executive orders are prepared amateurishly. He's the exact opposite of JFK in that regard.

So when Kennedy did something against the advice of his chief advisers, you could trust him to be enough well read and informed about the subject that his decisions could be considered well thought out, so you could put your trust in him. With Trump, it's impulsive, poorly considered tantrums and just making it up as he moves forward, that makes you worried that he's just going to do something stupid. Like say we're sending our army into Mexico.

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When are they gonna spoof that American child Trump killed?

>>79130285
This was genuinely funny

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>>79133386
>he still takes polls seriously after the election

>>79133172
>Spicer was the one who wasn't in a flop remake of a beloved movie.

Yeah, he's in the flopping remake of a Republican administration.

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>>79130285
I feel like they really want to make fun of the left as much as they do to the right. However every time they do it doesn't go over well with their viewers.

Can you really blame them for wanting to pander to their target audience?

>>79133426
Once liberals start spoofing Obama for killing her older brother and father

>>79133479
>However every time they do it doesn't go over well with their viewers.

Every time they insult the right it doesn't go well with the president, their #1 viewer who loyally watches every week.

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>>79133459
>posting the wrong image

>>79133473
>>>/9gag/

>>79133473
That doesn't even make sense.

>>79133473
10/10

>>79133183
>Why did they even target Spicer?

Because he literally became Trump's equivalent of Baghdad Bob on his very first press conference when he tried to bs that Trump's inaugural was the largest in history.

>>79133220
This has been my life's experience with SNL. The cowbell thing was okay.

>>79133514
Thanks anon

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>>79133489
>Ctrl + F
>Hillary
>Ctrl + F
>Obama

Loving this. You know you don't have a leg to stand on (and neither does the president).

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>>79133389

He was a staunch anti Commie and his speeches and actions verify this.

>only show Germans

Explain pic related.

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God I wish I was wealthy. Donald Trump got to hang out with nude, teenage beauty queens. Rich people get to have all the fun.

>>79133424

Probably wiser than sending a non-union cuban equivalent army into the bay of pigs tbqh.

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>>79133614
>cry when some kid you never gave a fuck about until it became politically convenient to gets killed overseas
>cry when people bring up that Obama already had her dad and brother killed
Cry more you fucking baby

>>79133473
i keked

>>79133614

I don't get it.

>>79133614
HITLER SAT IN A CHAIR ONCE
TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER

>>79133578

Nowhere near as good as Baghdad Bob.

Let's see how he goes when Trump invades or explodes somewhere.

>>79133664
Kennedy certainly learned not to put so much blind faith in his gung ho military advisers after that.

>>79133614
This. Obama was literally perfect.

I wish he would run for a 3rd term. :(

>>79131631
>>79131785
All the President's Men: 2016.

She can play Deepthroat.

>>79133251
>More than watch SNL currently.
oh look an alternative fact.
last night's SNL skit is all over the news of the only country that matters in world affairs, america. go back to watching american news and american shows, britbuddy.

>>79133726
we already got that with the catastrophic strike mission in Yemen that was one giant clusterfuck

>>79133426

Why would anyone care about a terrorist's kid being killed in a raid? Especially one in which a SEAL was killed?

No one gave a shit when we killed her brother, swapping out Obama's name for Trump's won't make most people care now either.

>>79133783
>all over the news
>meanwhile news media is dropping in viewership at a high rate
Wow it's fucking nothing

>>79133652
It was a different time regardless. Things were a bit different then. Things like that wasn't taken as seriously.

>>79133473
Savage, and true

>>79133783

I'm not British.

Nice Fake News you got there.

>>79133024
Nazis is the correct plural form of Nazi.
Nazi's/Dog's/Truck's mean either belonging to a Nazi/dog/truck or nazi/dog/truck is depending on context.

>>79133096

johncleese.jpg """""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>79133800

>Catastrophic

Jesus, you are a drama queen.

>one giant clusterfuck

No wonder. It was planned under Obama. What did you expect?

>>79133633
>distilling von Braun nuanced relationship with the Nazis as just another nazi
>using him for your rocket projects means you support nazis
lol. If he was such an anti-commie, he would have fired nukes at Cuba. Idk how one can square the circle of him being an anti-commie when he refused to nuke them

>>79133652
Ugh political cartoons always have such an ugly outdated art style

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>>79133905
>It was planned under Obama.

Why was Donald Trump executing plans produced by the Kenyan, Muslim founder of ISIS?

>>79133426

What a cute little bomblet. Was she married?

>it goes on for 8 minutes
>she shouts into the mic

To be honest I was just bored and irritated watching it.

>>79133897
i'm sorry to have to tell you he's dead

>>79133925
>outdated art style

That is not a thing.

>>79133938
>deflecting this hard
top kek

>>79133905
and ordered by trump from his war room, the dining table

>>79133905
If Trump is smarter than the generals, and Obama planned it so poorly, why did Trump okay it in th first place?

I feel like no one has pointed out how fucking weird the two singing performance sketches were. The one with the woman dress as Hillary singing Leonard Cohen (after he had just passed - not in poor taste at all) and then the "To Sir with Love" when Trump took office. How fucking bizarre were both of those? And people were praising it! I though comedy was supposed to be anti-authoritative. I feel like were living in 1917 Communist Russia

>>79133918

>just another Nazi

He was a Nazi Nazi. Not a "I just wore the uniform to get along" Nazi.

>Idk how one can square the circle of him being an anti-commie when he refused to nuke them

Because not wanting to die and take out half the world with you in a gigantic nuclear holocaust probably overrides your desire to kill a handful commies.

>fired nukes at Cuba

...for what purpose? The nukes would have been fired at the Soviet Union, as soon as the Soviets retaliated for the conventional bombing and/or invasion of Cuba.

>>79133938

Because the military said it was good. The same reason every President has executed plans that have resulted in the deaths of civilians and military personnel.

Life is not like your japanese cartoons my friend.

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>watch SNL
>it's not funny or entertaining
Really gets your noggin throbbin

>>79132645
>Refuses to listen to his top military advisers or any other experts
Because when he did, bay of pigs happened.

>>79134041
>Because the military said it was good.

And yet Obama vetoed it. Really galvanizes the old gray matter.

>>79134006

>One dead terrorist incubator capable of producing a dozen terrorists

>For the cost of one misplaced frag

Under budget. Ahead of schedule.

>>79134037

To kill terrorists and their families?

>>79133403
I see you're a survivor of Bowling Green.

>>79132821
it wasn't relevant

>>79134074
tip that edgy fadora hardcore brah

>>79134071

>And yet Obama vetoed it

And yet he blew up her brother and father and also okayed the Osama raid that saw a poor young woman shot dead by blood thirsty Navy SEALs

What a monster.

>>79133459
>not realizing that national polls were within margin of error
>not realizing that the polls were catching up to comey's violation of the hatch act
>dismissing statistics because one poll happened to be within margin of error
I hope you don't ride in any motor vehicles because those have crashed before.

>>79134108
>posting literal Clinton memes

>>79134041
Trump wasn't even in the situation room. He's shirking is responsibilities, leaving President Bannon to handle everything.

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>>79134142
>Comey's violation of the hatch act
Try not breaking the law next time Hildog

>>79134115

She's only relevant cause of her mom.

>>79131730
No one on this planet has ever said these words out loud

>>79134125
see
>>79133614

Keep making excuses for your fascist baby-killer.

>>79134146
>references to actual lies by Kellyanne Conway
>"""Clinton memes"""
I see you prefer alternative facts.

>>79134119

Nothing edgy about it. Killing Muslims is no different from killing Nazis.

No one has to feel ashamed about wanting them dead, nor feel as if it's transgressive to celebrate the military liquidating them.

The only one who is edgy here is you and your ilk who think it's fine to defend Islamic Jihadists and preach Anti-American garbage, just because your parents didn't accept your coming out as transgender or whatever other shitty failures in life that led you to psychologically deal with the situation by adopting an unpatriotic, deliberate loser mentality.

Grow up and get some self respect and maybe you won't hate yourself (and your country) so much.

>>79134041
>Not a "I just wore the uniform to get along" Nazi.
He literally was. He was only in this shit to make V2 rockets

>take out half the world with you in a gigantic nuclear holocaust
That was not a guarantee in the 60s

>for what purpose?
Get ridding of the splinter that is Cuba? Like what his very anti-commie generals told him to? He could even sanction a full invasion of Cuba but noooooooooo he did Bay of Pigs instead. Did you even read anything on the Cuban Missile Crisis?

>>79134200

I'm not making excuses for Obama though.

I don't like the guy.

>>79134142

Do you guys work in shifts?

>margin of error

Kek. Well once you take into account the same margin of error, Trump is riding high on a 99.9% approval rating.

Also, why do you spam 4chan? Why not reddit?

>>79134181
Clinton was not found to have violated the law. Comey didn't have a warrant for the laptop yet reported on it anyway, so he couldn't have known what was in there unless he was violating the law. He was playing politics with the FBI.

>>79134216
I bet you freaked out when Dick Spencer got punched.

>>79134203
>using a literal facebook meme
Why are liberals such plebs?

>>79134252
>Kek. Well once you take into account the same margin of error, Trump is riding high on a 99.9% approval rating.

>it's a "trump supporter tries to do math" post

And they wonder why the uneducated love Trump.

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>Why did you kill me Mr. Twump? I am an Amewican just like you!

What would you say to her?

>>79134256
>Clinton was not found to have violated the law
>FBI literally said anyone else in her shoes would have gotten a decade in prison
Really activates my almonds

>>79134280
Not an argument, retard. Face it, Kellyanne Cuntway is a liar, same as her boss.

>>79134324
>it's a liberals using sexist terms against people they don't like episode

>>79134315
She wasn't found to have violated the law. Also way to ignore the other part of the post. Guess you prefer "alt-facts."

>>79132819
Dude he overruled in order to prevent nuclear war

>>79134343
>everyone who opposes a child rapist and his porn star wife is a liberal

When will this meme die?

>>79134227

He was an SS member who repeatedly lied about his actions prior to the war and during it.

He was verified to have brutalized and killed Jews during his time as a member.

>That was not a guarantee in the 60s

It was going to be "close enough".

>Get ridding of the splinter that is Cuba?

His very anti-commie generals didn't want to nuke cuba. They wanted to invade.

>Did you even read anything on the cuban missile crisis

Did you?

>>79134314
I would say wtf I hate trump now

>>79134343
Not an argument, retard. Face it, Kellyanne Cuntway is a liar, same as her boss. She made up the Bowling Green massacre and she says the administration has "alternative facts," aka lies. Admit it. You're objectively wrong.

>>79134375
>child rapist
Source?

>>79132666
>America First
>support a non-American
really makes you think

>>79134291

>It's a paid shill repeats the same idiotic lie over and over and over and over in every thread

And they wonder why educated and successful white males and females voted for Trump and Hillary is not their President and never will be.

>>79134346
>le alternative facts meme
Let me guess, just ordered 1984 on amazon and upvoted an occupy democrats post?

Leftist political parties need to be banned.

This would solve all of this bullshit.

>>79134256

Why would I freak out?

>>79134216
>Under budget. Ahead of schedule.
>not trying too hard to be edgy
ok brah

>>79130285
Kstew ruined a good skit. Get her ugly mug outta my face.

>>79134430
>statistics
>lie
You really can't parody Trump supporters because they sound like insane cartoon characters.

>>79134314

This is why we need an immigration ban.

>>79134216
that post is also trying too hard. tl;dr

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She has a point, /tv/.

>>79134432
>trying to distract from Con-way's lies by calling it a meme
Admit it. She's a liar and you gobble it up because she works for your cult leader.

>>79134291

Genuinely curious - Why do you spam /tv/?

Why not /b/ or /pol/?

Is there a significance for /tv/? Are we, dare I say it, special?

There's nothing fascist about a constitutional ban on leftist political parties.

>>79134382
>He was verified to have brutalized and killed Jews during his time as a member.
Proofs of him personally killing Jews?

>It was going to be "close enough".
Not really, USA had the upper hand in the situation. Especially if he had just invaded Cuba in the first place

>They wanted to invade.
And JFK mellowed it down to Bay of Pigs. You didn't read shit about the crisis and now you don't even read my post? Well done moron

>>79134375

>he's literally copy and pasting his responses in multiple threads across multiple days

They need to ban you for spamming/advertising and posting off topic shit.

>>79134516
>/pol/ asks /tv/ why /tv/ spams /tv/
Hardcore projection.

>>79134510
Calm down David Brock, maybe you'll find some people to convert to your side on facebook instead.

>>79134545
Not an argument. Thanks for your concession that Kelly the Con is a liar.

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>>79134542
triggered by the truth

>>79134532

>JFK mellowed it down to Bay Of Pigs

Bay Of Pigs occurred prior the Cuban Missile Crisis, "moron".

>>79134516
jesus christ /pol/ go to bed

>>79134601
Please leave /tv/ and never come back.

>>79134543

I'm serious. Just answer me straight in this one thread and I won't ask again;

Are we special, or are you spamming the same copy pasta's across all boards (I don't actually visit other boards except /gif/).

Please.

>>79134641
Fuck off, /pol/.

>>79134575

I'm triggered by incessant raids and spamming.

The contents of the spamming are irrelevant.

You keep coming onto /tv/, starting multiple /pol/ threads, and then just spam them with copypasta over and over and over.

It's against the rules and it's making a mess of the board.

>>79134644
>/pol/ accuses others of spamming when /tv/ gets flooded by /pol/shit all day every day
Really makes you think.

>>79132190
He is scary, if he was in 24 he'd be the one inside the government working with the terrorists

>>79134575
>sexmonster

Loan words were a mistake

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>>79134650
>FUCK OFF NAZIS

Honestly though, if you don't like how right wing this board is, why don't you just leave?

>>79134481

>statistics

Here's some simple math; After Trump completes his second term, how long will he have been your President for?

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>>79134672
>starting multiple /pol/ threads

I report these threads, matey.

>>79134703
Fuck off, /pol/.

>>79134704
>same canned LOL 8 YEARS response as always
Thanks for proving my point, you insane cartoon character.

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>>79134694
>loan words
>from English to German

Holy fuck, Americans are stupid.

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>>79134732
>Fuck off, /pol/.
Lol Hi Bjorn.

As a reminder, Trump raped his ex-wife and she never recanted under oath.

Why is honey mustard so fucking tasty?

>>79134677

Stop deflecting.

Why are you here spamming /pol/ garbage?

For what end?

>>79134767
>hates communists
>Supports Steve "I'm a Leninist" Bannon

>>79134807
>>Supports Steve "I'm a Leninist" Bannon
Source?

>>79134732

>LOL 8 YEARS

Correct!

>>79134717

So the idea is to find threads, then derail them with /pol/ garbage and copypastas to get them deleted?

Why not just flood with CP like they do on /sp/?

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SNL is fucking terrible from everything that I've seen of it, and American left-wingers in general can't really do political 'comedy' without reducing complex things to an absurdity, sat on a panel being smug with a laugh track, or resorting to attacking the meekest targets (especially the long-irrelevant religious right), but that Melissa Mccarthy/Sean Spicer thing was genuinely really good. Everything from the appearance, to the voice, the lines, the characteristics, to the commitment to the act, it was actually funny. I'm not sure if it's a case of having beaten low expectations or if SNL finally managed to do something funny.

It's a shame that everything else is terrible.
Is that Alec Baldwin/Trump impersonation meant to be funny? Is it something that Americans genuinely find funny or is it one of those Two Minutes Hate things where it doesn't matter if it's actually intelligent or amusing, as long as it gives you a chance to point at and crudely mock someone who you viscerally hate?
It's objectively not even a good imitation, he hasn't even got the delivery down very well.
He's just stuck some orange makeup on, closed his eyes, and talks with a gruff voice. Is this what triple-A comedy has come to?

And it is a fair point to bring up that disproportionately, if not exclusively, SNL hits right and panders left. It's obvious, seriously, what the fuck was that Mckinnon/Hillary Hallelujah thing?
Did none of you leftists find that even a bit creepy?

Hardcore Trump supporters make normal Trump supporters look bad.

Trump's entire cabinet look like scum.

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>>79134783
>wife
>raped

>>79134579
Yea I fucking know that dumbass. Learn to read

>Generals:"Let invade these commie motherfuckers! It will totally work!"
>JFK"Nah senpai, We do Bay of Pigs instead"
>Bay of Pigs failed, CMS in full swing
>Generals"NUKE!NUKE!NUKE!"
>JFK"The fuck man, you said Bay of Pigs was legit! RFK deal with this shit"

At every point of time, JFK could have gone full anti-commie, but he always chose the most liberal option. I mean of all the president you want to pick that was anti-liberal and commie you pick JFK. What a fucking moron, but it is just par for the course for a trumpfag

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>>79134915
>voting for a racist, fascist rapist
>normal in any respect

kek to death

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>>79134953

>>79133061
Bingo

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>>79133473
He still believes there are two parties...

>>79134798
>this much projection
I ain't the one spamming, vladimir.

>>79134825
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/22/steve-bannon-trump-s-top-guy-told-me-he-was-a-leninist.html

>>79134314
Wouldn't have been bombed if she stayed in the US.

>>79134920
>Christian sharia law believer

>>79134941

JFK didn't plan the Bay Of Pigs.

It was literally the CIA and generals who planned it.

He was angry that he allowed himself to be talked into it.

>Generals"NUKE!NUKE!NUKE!"

Except they didn't want to nuke. They believed the Soviets were bitches who would back down if they moved on Cuba.

>Equating not wanting to start a nuclear war with not being anti-commie

NO President started a nuclear war, regardless of their feelings on commies.

>>79135184

>Russian hackers

You keep spamming this response in every thread too.

It's crazy.

>>79133459
the polls were right though. They projected that Hillary would win the popular vote by millions. People took that to mean she would definitely win the election

>>79135556


>the polls were right

This is like absurdist comedy at this point.

>>79135598
?

The polls WERE right. Hillary won the popular vote. The polls don't make claims about who is going to win, they just report numbers. The media was wrong to say that because Hillary will likely win the popular vote means she's won the election

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>>79130285
>SNl
>Relevant

>>79133329
8 years nigger

>>79135220
>rumors

Yes, that really makes sense. The guy implementing conservative economic policies is somehow a Leninist.
Great post.

>>79130285
They are a distraction tactic, there are so many better impersonators of both t.ump and sanders, but there is no recognition cause LOL Seinfeld was a thing and it's totally cool to harass your young children. garbage entertainment for muted people.

>>79134200
I will. There is nothing wrong with killing babies

If you unironically support Trump then you are a fucking idiot

>>79130390
this is my favorite trump parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjlwlmlQu7o

>>79135915
>wanted clinton to win
why?

>>79135945

Because she wasn't Trump

>>79135999
Hitler wasn't Trump.

>>79135945
I didn't want Clinton to win, I wanted Trump to lose. Very few people actually liked her, that's one of the many reasons she lost.

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>>79135368
except its rather documented to be not crazy

the russian, chinese, and americans all have large internet disinformation and propaganda arms that continually attempt to fuck up the internet

>>79136018
If bernie sanders got elected it would have literally destroyed this country.

Anyone with even a basic understanding of economics could tell you why.

>>79136017
>Complains when people compare Trump to Hitler
>Compares Clinton to Hitler

>>79136017

The average Trump voter everybody

>>79136047
>>Compares Clinton to Hitler
I didn't do this at all.

>>79136045
Which is why I reluctantly supported Clinton during the primaries.

>>79136085
My bad, misunderstood whatever it is you were trying to say.

>>79136045

You realize that Trump is literally destroying this country right now right?

>>79136045
You're fucking retarded honestly

>>79136071
>The average Trump voter everybody
What is even your argument?

>>79136114
He's damaging it, but he isn't destroying it, let's not get too carried away, we'll survive.

>>79136118

That you are a fucking idiot.

>>79136146

You believe that Bernie would have destroyed the country more than Trump will inevitably do? Seriously?

>>79136114
>You realize that Trump is literally destroying this country right now right?
No.

I really don't support his trade policies and I wish he abolished the federal reserve or at least raised interest rates.

But his other policies are pretty good and no, he's not destroying the country.

>>79136181
I'm a different person to the one you were responding to. No, I don't think Sanders would have been worse, especially since congress would have blocked everything he did anyway.

>>79136115
>You're fucking retarded honestly
No argument asspained sanders supporter.
Go move to Venezuela.

>>79136150
You seem angry.

>>79136225
>I wish he abolished the federal reserve
Have you ever considered that maybe there's a really good reason that still exists?

>>79136181
Not him, but holy FUCK would sanders have been god damn awful.

He would fuck over gen y and gen z the worst actually. Totally take away any opportunities they had.
There would be no jobs and massive taxes.

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>>79136277
>Have you ever considered that maybe there's a really good reason that still exists?
Yes, because corrupt sociopaths want money for their banks, corporations and wars.

Stop being so gullible.

>>79136277
Because they'll kill you if you try to stop them?

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>>79130285
>Trump impressions
Call me when they aren't all the exact same tired garbage

>>79136225
What policies do you think are good?

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>>79130285
>SNL

>>79136385
Nationalism/building the wall/foreign policy of working with russia to destroy ISIS/lowering taxes/reducing regulations etc etc

>>79136340
>inflation benefits the ones who get to spend money first
Whoever made this must be autistic

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>DUDE DRUMPF

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>>79136420
>Whoever made this must be autistic
Wow look another non-argument from a supporter of corporate feudalism.

You literally support bankers and corporations getting trillions of dollars while the purchasing power of the average american goes down.

>>79135333
The original plan was to invade with US troops, JFK talked them down so they gave him Bay of Pigs.

They wanted to fight even if it comes down to nukes, something JFK absolutely did not want to do.

>Equating not wanting to start a nuclear war with not being anti-commie
He had almost everyone telling him to start a war with commies, a war that he could easily won. But he simply chose not to. You can't say he is an anti-commie after CMS.

>>79136420
>>inflation benefits the ones who get to spend money first
>Whoever made this must be autistic
This is literally true though.

>>79136418
>Nationalism/
But that leads to anti-capitalist protectionist policies.

>building the wall/
It's a huge waste of money that wouldn't even work to do what we would want it to do. I'm sorry, but it's just plain stupid.

>foreign policy of working with russia to destroy ISIS/
Does Trump have to keep sucking Putin's dick to do this though? That's literally the only foreign policy thing he's been consistent on. Everything else about his foreign policy has been pretty badly done.

>lowering taxes/reducing regulations etc etc
Fair enough, that's what any Republican president would do really.

>>79136457
>say that the image is dumb
>HE SUPPORTS CORPORATE FEUDALISM
Nice projection there, bucko, I can tell you came here just to get in an argument

The problem with this image is that the logic is ass backwards. When somebody spends the money "first"? What the fuck does that even mean? When they spend money, they are putting it back into the economy, which is infinitely better than rich people hoarding their money and fucking it up for the rest of us.

>>79136508
>But that leads to anti-capitalist protectionist policies.
In Trump's case yes.
But nationalism is general doesn't do that.

>It's a huge waste of money
No it's not.
It will prevent illegals from coming in the nation.
Trump should also implement technologies that detect tunnels too.

>that wouldn't even work to do what we would want it to do
Then why do walls work almost everywhere.
Israel's wall was very effective in preventing illegals and violence from coming through.

>Does Trump have to keep sucking Putin's dick to do this though?
He never did.
Also I'd much prefer this than you liberal who LITERALLY WANT A FUCKING WAR WITH RUSSIA.
A major global superpower with nukes that was previously hostile to us, is now warming up to us and you think this is a bad thing?
Kill yourself honestly.

>>79132996
how does it stay afloat anyway it died millions of years ago

>>79130390
Daryl Hammond was the only good Trump impersonator at SNL.

>>79136508
>does Trump have to keep sucking Putin's dick?
I mean shit, if that's what it takes to avoid conflict with the second strongest military in the world

A war between global superpowers in this day and age is the last thing we want because it would get messy fast

>>79136622
>It will prevent illegals from coming in the nation.
No it won't. Most illegal immigrants simply drive in or come on a plane and then overstay their visas.

>Israel's wall was very effective in preventing illegals and violence from coming through.
The border between Mexico and America is magnitudes bigger than the one between Israel and Palestine.

>>79136536
>bucko
rebbit pls go

>I can tell you came here just to get in an argument
I can tell you came here just to have no argument.

>What the fuck does that even mean?
Lol are you truly this dumb?

The fed prints the money, the bankers and corporations spend this money first at the current prices.
This inflation causes prices to rise, so new people who go to buy the same goods find the price has now risen.
Do you honestly not understand this simple concept?

>they are putting it back into the economy
Yes and raising prices. Supply and demand.
It would honestly be better if they just saved their money because it would raise the value of all other money in the economy. Prices would come down for everyone.

>which is infinitely better than rich people hoarding their money
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK
You people actually think money == resources.

Jesus christ it's like you're actually PROUD of being economically illiterate.

>>79136714
>No it won't.
Then why did it work for Israel?

>Most illegal immigrants simply drive in or come on a plane and then overstay their visas.
Trump wants to track the shit out of them and deport them too.

>The border between Mexico and America is magnitudes bigger than the one between Israel and Palestine.
Size is irrelevant.

>>79136622
>Also I'd much prefer this than you liberal who LITERALLY WANT A FUCKING WAR WITH RUSSIA.
Nobody wants to go to war with Russia.

>>79136711
>I mean shit, if that's what it takes to avoid conflict with the second strongest military in the world
Funny, America has somehow managed to avoid going to war with Russia for decades without sucking their dick.
And if you believe sucking dicks needs to be done to avoid war, why is Trump antagonizing China?

>>79136536
>which is infinitely better than rich people hoarding their money and fucking it up for the rest of us.
How does rich people "hoarding" money fuck it up for the rest of us.

This should be good.

>>79136774
>Nobody wants to go to war with Russia.
Hillary Clinton and liberals literally wanted a war with russia.

Pretty fucking glad we're going to be on peaceful terms with russia now.

No thanks to you wastes of life.

>>79136765
>Then why did it work for Israel?
Because size isn't irrelevant. It is a lot easier to monitor a smaller wall.
More importantly, Israel is very strict when letting people go in officially. Do you want America to close its borders and limit how many people can come in by plane and by car and then monitor them all? America is too big and too dependant on travel, it can't do the same things as Israel.

>>79136774
>China
>a threat
Made me chuckle
>we've avoided war with Russia for decades without sucking their dick
A fair point, but we've antagonized them quite a lot and relationships weren't the best. If Clinton was elected it would only be worse and a war wouldn't be out of the question

>>79136837
>Hillary Clinton and liberals literally wanted a war with russia.
Citation needed. Criticizing Russia is not the same thing as wanting war, did Bush want war with Russia?

>>79136853
Let me get this straight, you think that RUSSIA is a bigger threat than China? Seriously?

>>79136840
>It is a lot easier to monitor a smaller wall.
Of course.
The mexican wall will cost a bit more but it's still useful.

>>79136896
>Let me get this straight, you think that RUSSIA is a bigger threat than China? Seriously?
Not him, but is it not better that Russia is on OUR side in a global war instead of chinas?

>>79136840
America should have restricted immigration like based JAPAN has.

We would be more of a community and not a divided shithole.

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>>79136896
Yes

>>79132647
Obama upped Bush's kill count by an estimated 80 to 100 times. He killed 100 times more people than Bush. He is the only Nobel Peace Prize Winner that has murdered another Nobel Peace Prize Winner. If that's not crazy or weird then I don't know what is.

Sure though, he kept all the morons and simpletons happy by winking at the camera and smiling.

>>79136974
>America should have restricted immigration like based JAPAN has.
>We would be more of a community and not a divided shithole.
America is a nation composed entirely of immigrants and their descendants you moron.

>>79136974
I'd actually rather have China on our side. They're far more powerful and we actually depend on them economically and vice-versa. We have little to gain economically from an alliance with Russia while antagonizing China.
China also has far more allies than Russia. In the event of a global war, who would stand on Russia's side?

>>79137056
>America is a nation composed entirely of immigrants
Yes, that MELTING POT'd into what we now call AMERICANS.

>muh nation of immigrants argument
Let's not forget these immigrants were WHITE.

>>79137130
>I'd actually rather have China on our side.
They're NOT going to go on our side.
They're marxist influenced sychopaths that don't care about human rights.

Russia at least has a chance to be a civilized nation.

China needs to have their government collapse and fast.

>>79137139
What about all those black slaves? By the way, thanks for being honest about your racism.

>>79137171
>that don't care about human rights
And Russia does?

>Russia at least has a chance to be a civilized nation.
No, not really, it's too late for them, they had their chance after the USSR collapsed and they blew it.

>>79137188
>What about all those black slaves?
Owned by 1.5% of the population?

Almost every other country on earth had slaves. Who cares, the issue is over with.

>By the way, thanks for being honest about your racism.
No problem, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a nation filled with people who have the same ethnicity as you btw and you have no argument against this.

>>79137233
>And Russia does?
Russia does far more than China does.
They're not perfect though.

>>79137233
If it's too late for Russia because of the USSR, it's FAR too late for China because of Mao

>>79136045
>>79136308
>If bernie sanders got elected it would have literally destroyed this country.
Sanders is nothing more than a New Dealer. He supports social policies that work just fine in Europe. How would that destroy the US?

>>79137056
>America is a nation composed entirely of immigrants and their descendants you moron.

Why do you think this is an argument? A nation composed of immigrants can -- and by all rights is allowed to -- impose immigration restrictions.

"We're a nation of immigrants," inherently, is not an argument, it's just stating a fact.

We were, originally, a nation of white European immigrants; I guess that should become our criteria since it's the earliest tradition of immigration.

Every country has immigration laws and they have the right to impose their own restrictions, period; saying "But the country is made of immigrants!" doesn't disprove or dispel this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKUmjQZTzA

>>79137362
>No problem, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a nation filled with people who have the same ethnicity as you btw and you have no argument against this.
Why does ethnicity matter to you so much? What matters is culture.

>>79137399
because socialism

>>79132821
this is what trumpers believe

>>79137056
>America is a nation of immigrants and their descendants
You can only use this argument for so long, at what point do you draw the line between "immigrant descendant" and "American"?

>>79137362
>there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a nation filled with people who have the same ethnicity as you
Then go live in one. America never was and is never going to be the Aryan paradise you want it to be, go live in Eastern Europe if you want to live in a land composed almost entirely of white people

>>79137521
A few generations ago, the Italians, the jews and the Irish were discriminated against and looked down upon by people like you. Now they're considered part of the fold.
You're American once you become an American citizen and identify yourself as an American.

>>79137399
>Sanders is nothing more than a New Dealer.
Yes, the policies that made the great depression 10 times worse would surely make america great.
My fuck you are delusional.


>He supports social policies that work just fine in Europe.
LOL Countries that have policies closest to this are FAILING SHITHOLES
Countries in europe that don't have these policies are successful. See fucking free market switzerland

>>79137399
>Sanders is nothing more than a New Dealer.
This is one reason sanders should have been assassinated if he was president.

>>79137555
because I have none thanks to these dumb policies.
I want to make my country nationalist.

>A fat idiotic loudmouth

The part McCarthy was born to play

>>79137681
>I want to make my country nationalist.
You don't want nationalism, you want white supremacy. Those are 2 different things, or at least they should be.
And guess what, it will never happen, Trump's election changes nothing. He isn't going to kick out all non-white people out of the country, and quite frankly I don't think he'd want to.

>>79137811
>You don't want nationalism, you want white supremacy.
I want white nationalism.
Don't know where you get the "supremacy" from.

>He isn't going to kick out all non-white people out of the country
No shit.
But at least things will get better for white america for a little while.

>>79137869
>But at least things will get better for white america for a little while.
How exactly?

>>79133386
>those numbers
man, republicans are the ultimate yes men, looks like all they do is complain about democrats

trump obviously doesn't count because he's not a real republican and that big of a fuck up

>>79137811
This

I think Trump is an idiot, completely unfit for office. But unlike tumblr SJWs I dont think he's racist. He's prejudiced against other NATIONALITIES, not races. Still ignorant but a very different kind. Mexican hispanics were raised in a second-world country - american hispanics in America. Prejudice based on nationality is nowhere near as bad as racism because it's based in truth.

>>79137139
and italians and micks were not considered white, just like you dont consider hispanics or arabs white today.

>>79135368
>Chirstopher Steele's dossier says 19% of Rosneft will be offered to Carter Page
>Later, 19% of Rosneft is sold to "unknown parties"
>Law passed in congress to make exceptions on transparency for oil companies
TOTALLY A COINCIDENCE

>>79130285
Because SNL is unfunny dogshit and the only people I know that watch it are old people whose sense of humour died long ago but they heard SNL is hip now

>>79135830
This just shows your absolutely pathetic understanding of the political spectrum.

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>>79138749
>claims an economically far right wing guy is a "lenninist"
>claims others don't understand the political spectrum

Get gassed.

>>79138888
>building a giant, pointless wall is "fiscally conservative"

Fuck off, /pol/.

>>79130390
Baldwin does a darn good Trump impression, it's just the material he has to work with is shite

>>79137020
>murdered another Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Who was that?

>>79139053
>building a xenophobic wall is "leninist"

lmao are you actually fucking retarded?

>>79135220
>http://www.snopes.com/bannon-leninist-destroy-state/
It's unconfirmed. It wouldn't surprise me if it's true, but we shouldn't act like rumors are 100% fact.

>>79138888
He's not a lenninist as in communist, but as in he wants to destroy the establishment
>“Lenin,” he answered, “wanted to destroy the state, and that’s my goal too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today’s establishment.”

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>>79130285
>Melissa McCarthy
>Alec Baldwin
>comedians

>>79139999
Melissa McCarthy actually did do stand up for a while.

>>79130331
I like the real Hilary better

>>79140048
Womens are funny, get over it

>>79139891
Oh so he was just using lenin as a analogy and isn't actually a leninist.

got it.

>>79131258
haha, whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. enjoy the next 8 years btw.

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>>79130390
>"McCarthy's Spicer was really funny"

> unironically liking Soros' "comedy" shill factory

3 shekels have been depositing into your JIDF account

>>79140223
>MUH SOROS

Further proof that /pol/acks are SJWs on opposite day (as if we needed any)

>>79132141
They mocked Obama often

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>>79130285
DAMN! Melissa McCarthy looks like THAT?