>dude muh wife >dude muh dog >dude i'm a super

doesn't try to be something it's not.

>>79118137
>can't enjoy a simple action movie
can you please just leave or something, I don't know how else to get someone to go away and you clearly don't belong

>>79118235
I guess this would be an example of a BAD simple action movie.

Fuck off to reddit, faggot.

>>79118304
John wick fans are obsessed with keanu and desperately want to suck his cock. They can't so they fap over his shit movies instead.

This dude bangs top quality boipucci and is a super assassin. What's not to love?

>>79118137
Does what it says on the tin and offers decent thrills. While art is subjective, not everything is art so shouldn't be subjected to the same democratic processes.

It's an overall flick, but with kino cinematography and choreography.

Probably going to see the second one next week or something

because it's exactly what you'd expect

>>79118137

Found the landwhale.

>>79118137
>give me (you)s!!!

(you)

>>79120148
no the fight scenes were all kinds of terrible
you're just a pleb looking to grasp and proclaim the next best thing is amazing or your meme buzzword you spout every 5 mins now "kino"

>>79120783
This is the plebbest opinion I've seen on /tv/ in three years.

>>79118137

I realy didn't get it either. At least acton movies like Die Hard have interesting characters. Keanu was just...Keanu?

>>79118137
lucky 4u thers going to be a sequel

>>79120173
>>79120107
>>79118235
>>79118232

i haven't seen john wick so i have no opinion on it

but why is this okay for john wick and not capeshit? seems like the just turn off your brain bro argument

>>79120783
Why didn't you like the fight scenes?

>>79118137
>Shitty fight scenes

Nah, I'm glad we're finally getting movies that take reloading into account and don't need 20 bullets to take down one guy. Also no forced deeper conflict:
>piss off assassin by killing his dog
Why not? Sometimes bad guys are just assholes and get what's coming to them.

it's aesthetic

and most of 4chan fancies themselves as a badass recluse

>>79120974
>and most of 4chan fancies themselves as a badass recluse

do you unironically, seriously, legitimately believe this? seems like you're deluding yourself so you can feel like you're above it all

or maybe you're just new

>>79120833
John Wick is heavily stylalized with great action. It's just creative in a lot of ways. The dialogue does feel somewhat unnatural, but for some reason it doesn't bother me too much. Almost feels like they write it funky on purpose

>>79118232
Bingo

>>79120833
capeshit is definitely guilty of trying to be something it's not

>>79121010
why are you so triggered lmao

most people here are introverts into anime and vidya

>>79121066
yeah no shit

i doubt that many people here legitimately believe they're badass though

and idk you just sounded like a cunt

>>79120833
Because the action scenes don't have more cuts than seconds.

>>79118137
Keanu gets his dick out in john wick 2 so I'm gunna watch it every day.

Why do you fucken retards reply to this shit?

>>79121107
lol fuck off and drink a glass of water you booty bothered nerd

>>79121310
>booty bothered

this site is 18+

i'd tell you to wait 6 years before posting but i'd rather you just killed yourself

faggot

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>>79120783

Most of the fight scenes were well shot and worked very well in the theater. I was highly entertained.

>>79120867
He does, he's just contrarian.

>>79121355
>doesn't know other words for butthurt

lmao get out you edgy tourist. I bet you're a faggot nerd from reddit/pol/ too

>>79121152
This. It's some great choreography.

>>79118137
His wife and his dog were just an excuse.

The car scene where he's trying to get his rocks off with an adrenaline rush explains everything about this movie.

He likes the action. Everything else is just an excuse.

You know in the film itself they talked about
>OH IT'S JUST A DOG
>OH IT'S JUST YOUR WIFE

like it's self aware, take it for what it is.

It was a solid action movie but these days something can only ever be amazing kino or complete dogshit garbage, movies cant just be ok or decent any more

>>79121661
God I miss those times when I was 16 years old and everything was so clear to me.

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>>79121196
>Keanu gets his dick out in john wick 2

>>79118137
it hits the things it tried to hit, which were not super ambitious, but it hit them well. it sounds like you're trying to evaluate it like it's supposed to be some kind of deep, Oscar-winning shit. it's just a fun action movie. most people enjoyed the action scenes and they enjoyed the contextual, almost comedic storytelling.

>>79121717
Clarity doesn't stop with age, it stops with lack of awareness.

>>79118137
It's engaging and fun. We actually root for the protagonist and it isn't bogged down by any superspy xenophobic nonsense or lame franchise tie-ins.

>>79120783
I'm a fight scene connoisseur, and John Wick has some great action scenes.

>>79123944
Best pistol play of any movie this decade

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>>79118137
You tried.

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>>79118137
It's simple and slick no bullshit plot twists

cgi muzzle flashes. most disappointing thing about this movie tbqh. they got everything else right

>>79118232
This

It's knows exactly what it is. Quite refreshing

>>79118137
WRONG

>>79120783
t. Thought Civil War was a good movie

>>79121107
It's simulated masculinity. Most of us wish we had the skills and weapons to kill the shit out of normies. Wick is good for living vicariously

>>79121152
I can't state how important it is that there no choppy jump scenes in the action which are only to make up the lack of the actors fundamentals. Keanu is the goat and takes the training seriously

>>79121661
Comes with our like/dislike culture. No room for middleground

>>79124485
Best gunplay since Dredd, Equilibrium, and the Matrix

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I'm just glad to see based keanu at it again
I'm gonna watch JW2
stay mad and salty OP

>>79118137
I liked it, it was a movie i'd watch on comfy nights or when friends are over and we want a good movie to watch and get over with.

Movies are like having a girlfriend honestly, you don't need your head to explode every day, but every once in a while she'll do something nice to you...rest of the days, just suck it up and enjoy her being with you.

>>79118137
>Shitty fight scenes.

kys

There is no suspense,
Keanu is a fking terrible actor,
the story is cliched and boring as fuck.

>>79124951
>cliched

Why can't a single american get that fucking word right?

>>79125046
Why can't a single eurocuck stop with the mentality of "everyone who says thing I don't like is american and that's bad because americans are dumb and I don't like them"?

>>79125046
English isn't my main language and i can't be bothered to google every fking word i type.

>>79124951
and it's cheesy good action and never tries to be anything but.

>>79125576
>fking
If you're going to curse be a man about it