>it's like i always say: if there's something wrong

>any niggers at that school, boy?
>"yes they beat me up all the time"
>excellent

For those who want to be part of this epic /tv/ forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic 4chan meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is 4chan, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>>79105460
You might be retarded.

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>>79105384
it's "i've been beaten loads of times", get it right.

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imagine if he actually said that though? It wouldn't be one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises at fucking all then. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79105460
Honestly based, I will be spamming this pasta whenever it applies.

Fuck this retarded meme.

>>79105603
never stop

>you're a nigger Harry

woah wtf that came out of nowhere

>I normally have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested I make the transition permanent. The tail I can live with, but the Chinese trying boil me alive, they're murder.
He went too far that time.

this is the lamest joke on /tv/ and somehow its the most popular... you people truly are pathetic

>>79104655
She was right though. Lily Potter was an unloyal piece of shit who left her best friend's side to suck some bully chad's dick, literally leaving Severus Snape 100% alone. The apple didn't fall far from the tree, her soon Harry was a selfish prick who gave 0 shits about people around him dying to protect his life (this is stressed in the books and movies) , literally only caring about his two best friends and Dumbledore.